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🌙🔥🎭🧬 [‎Myself ‎* Full Name: Hardik Rathva ‎ * Meaning: ‎ * Gender: Boy ‎ * Personality: ‎Irascibility (easily Get angered/fleeting anger) & Nonchalance/Easy-going/Even-tempered ‎Gloomy/Dejected (almost all time for no reason) & low-spirited/depressed ‎High Intelligent & kind of Dumb ‎Logically mind & Very creative ‎Very forgetful & patient ‎exhausted/fatigue or tired/burn out ‎Indifferent & Pessimist/catastrophizing (Pessimist: A person who always sees the glass as half empty and expects the worst outcome in most situations. ‎Catastrophizing: A specific type of thinking where your thoughts jump to the most extreme, unpleasant outcome, even before there's evidence for it) ‎Self-blame & insomnia ‎I want not life Yet Not have Willpower to Kill myself ‎ * Moral Alignment: Neutral (or nonexistent) ‎ * Skill: ‎Excellent/can: cooking & gaming & writer of light novels/anime/comic/manhwa,Speak and reading Language (English),Finance,artistic abilities,Etc ‎Horrible/Can't: ‎Speak and reading Language (Note: I always Speak Hindi but Can't Reading Hindi & gujarati) despite speaking Hindi ‎Can/Okayish: kind of drawing & maths and history and science ‎ * Friendship: 2 ‎* Family: ‎Bhagubhai Rathva (dad) ‎Menaben Rathva (mom) ‎Sonal Rathva (little sister) ‎Rajesh Rathva (Uncle) ‎Note: I have lots sister and brother ‎ * Nationality: indian (Ahmedabad,Gujarat) ‎ * Hair Color: natural Black ‎ * Eye Color: natural black ‎ * Skin: almond/honey (medium brown complexion) ‎ * Height: 5'5 ‎Note: Body type: slender and Slime frame (Ectomorphs) ‎ * Age: 16 (or I forget Exactly age) ‎* Weight: 41.8 kg=92.153 pounds ‎* Hairstyle: a short, dark hairstyle that can be described as a short fringe or bowl cut variation. ‎Here is a breakdown of the key features: ‎Length: The hair is short overall, with the top and fringe area being slightly longer than the sides and back. ‎Fringe (Bangs): A prominent, relatively straight-cut fringe covers most of the forehead, sitting just above the eyebrows. ‎Sides and Back: The sides and back appear to be cut short, possibly with clippers, although a distinct fade is not clearly visible. ‎Texture and Style: The hair appears to be naturally straight or slightly wavy. The style is simple and functional, with a somewhat messy or casual finish on top. ‎* Outfit: ‎Mens Oversized Black Gangster Cotton graphic printed half Sleeve t shirt (black Cotton shirt short Sleeve with graphic printed of Gangster) ‎black Cargo Shorts ‎white Rubber Slipper Manufacturer ‎accessories: simple black silicone ring on their right hand's middle finger ‎ * Graduate: 8th grade ‎ * Birthday Date: 31/1/2010: January 31th/Sunday {1}/2010 ‎ * Scars: None ‎ * Hobby: gaming & cooking ‎ * Goals: None (lives in the present) ‎ * Favorite Colors: blood Crimson & Black Jet ‎ * Phone and Cover/Case: Infinix SMART 4 Plus (Violet) ‎ * Species/Race: human ‎ * Favorite Drink: Chai & Thumbs Up (Note: I Fine with coffee) ‎ * Favorite Food: biryani ‎I'I prefer spicy & Bittersweet ‎ * Dislike Food and Drink: Salty ‎ * Diet: Omnivore. ‎* Phone's Apps: ‎1. Acode & AHA games & Al Gallery & All in one Calculator ‎2. Google Calendar & Camera & Carlcare Chrome & Clock & CodeFobe & Contacts ‎3. Decision Tool & DevBytes-For Busy Developers & DraStic DS Emulator & DTS Sound ‎4. Fast Budget - Expense Manager & File Manager & Files & FM Radio ‎* Fun Facts: ‎favourite animal: Wolf & tiger & bat ‎favourite bird: Crow ‎favourite insect: Spider & Ladybug ‎favourite sea creature: Walleye & Betta fish ‎favourite elements/ability: Fire & Darkness & blood & Teleportation & forever young & Invulnerability & Regeneration ‎zodiac signs: tiger (chinese),Kumbha Rashi (Indian),Aquarius (Western system) ‎My team: ‎Eclipse Echoes ‎The writer of 3 anime Aetheria Echoes [AE],Chaos Unleashed Unholy [CUU], Anarchy's Atelier [AR] ‎The owner of game Stargazer's Voyage [SV] ‎Title (are full of Reference): ‎1. The primordial Archon of Disappointment (genshin impact [GI] ‎2. The primordial Aeon & Emanator Of Total Failure for everyone and everything and himself (Honkai: Star Rail [HSR]) ‎3. The primordial herrscher of Murphy's law inevitable (Honkai Impact 3rd [HI3] & & murphy's law (tv show) & Milo Murphy's Law) ‎4. the bring of Bad luck & Total Failure (Zenless Zone Zero [ZZZ]) ‎ * Fear/Phobia: (I not have Phobia) ‎I'I not fearless ‎I has Fear: dog's bite (not dog itself) & Fear of End ‎ * Religious Perspective: Hindu ‎* Abilityset; ‎1. Name: The Unending ‎Sunder ‎unique ability ‎Effect: The user's soul is ‎eternal and everlasting and immortal but can't never ever achieve enlightenment and True peace ‎ ‎The user's soul keep all memory no matter what reincarnation ‎ ‎Upon Dead ‎The user's soul will into multiple fragment ‎Go to other body ‎ ‎Upon random Target gets The user's soul ‎ ‎The user's soul bring: bad luck to Target that lead to excellent useful ability and good things ‎ ‎The user's soul fragment after Target achieve powerful statue ‎ ‎The user's soul fragment will Return in all soul fragment ‎Make The user's original body (myself/this body) ‎Note: soul fragment stockpile/stolen/collection ‎All common ability and horrible ability from Target ‎ ‎The give the user new forms with Switch off and on for forms (for example ‎Target is kitsune ‎The user get kitsune Form) ‎It the endless, bittersweet nature of the ability ‎* [Forms] ‎Form's name: Kai nashi Akuta ‎(Meaning ‎ Kai nashi: worthless, useless, hopeless, good-for-nothing, or lacking in purpose/result ‎Akuta: "dregs," "scum," "trash," or "refuse," ) ‎Gender: girl ‎ Hair Color: black ‎ Eye Color: Blood crimson with little circles black puils ‎Skin: Pale/Fair ‎ Height: 4'8" (142 cm). ‎Note: Body type: slender and Slime frame (Ectomorphs) ‎slim, doll-like build ‎Age: young girl (around 10-12 in physical appearance) true age (doll's body Is at least 608 to over 1,400 years old Not souls itself) ‎Weight: 22 kg (50 pounds) ‎Hairstyle: ‎Overall Style | Medium/A-line Bob. The hair is cut at a length that falls around the chin to just above the shoulders. In a classic bob, the length is typically uniform or slightly longer in the front (A-line), as it appears to be here. | ‎Length | Medium-Short [Front] & hair length: hip length [back] It is roughly chin to jaw-length, defining it as a bob ‎Back Hair is simple straight and long. | ‎| Cut/Shape | Blunt or Slightly Layered. The ends are mostly cut straight and neatly, which gives it a blunt, clean look typical of manga drawing, but there may be subtle, hidden layers to give the hair its curved, inward-tucked shape (often called a C-curl or U-shaped bob). | ‎| Fringe (Bangs) | Deep Side-Swept Bangs. This is a key feature. The bangs are long, likely starting from a side part, and sweep across the forehead, covering a large portion of the face (especially one eye, as is common in this art style). The fringe is drawn in large, flowing, connected sections rather than many thin strands. | ‎| Volume/Texture | Smooth and Rounded. The hair has a very smooth, slightly voluminous texture, curving inward near the ends to frame the face and jawline. This rounded effect suggests either straight hair styled with a slight inward curl or naturally straight hair with a skilled cut. | ‎Note: Hair is super soft ‎Outfit: ‎Blood Crimson shirt ‎black mini skirt ‎Black Solid stockings Thigh-High length ‎Black Mid-Calf Boots with Sliver Buckle and block heels ‎Show Wear and tear ‎Chest size: flat chest ‎accessories: simple black silicone ring on their right hand's middle finger ‎Note: doll's inside is completely empty space ‎Species/Race: a anime style porcelain doll human-like made of a high-quality plastic and vinyl body ‎True value: 400 negative (Added 100- for Each days For example ‎1 day: 400 negative ‎2 day: 500 negative ‎3 day: 500 negative ‎I'll worthless my True value only Dscrease overtime) ‎including ball joints, and a Noticeable cracked [5 mm wide] on left Cheek. ‎Almost Numb to pain ‎ ‎Form's name: cannibal Jiuwei hu (literally and genuinely meaning: nine-tailed fox that consumes others of its own kind) ‎Gender: girl ‎Hair Color: jet black (thigh-length Black Fronthair (unequal/Asymmetry Bang), long black hair that is tied (Crimson bobby pins are stylish, deep-red hair accessories) at the bottom ‎Note: she has Black fox ears and 10 super big black tails with crimson tip ‎ Eye Color: Blood crimson iris with fox black puils ‎Skin: Pale/Fair ‎ Height: 5'11" ‎Note: Body type: slender and Slime frame (Ectomorphs) ‎slim build ‎Age: physical (50s) and body's true age (11000s) ‎Weight: 172 lbs (78 kg). ‎Hairstyle: simple wave and long ‎| Volume/Texture | Smooth and Rounded. The hair has a very smooth, slightly voluminous texture, curving inward near the ends to frame the face and jawline. This rounded effect suggests either straight hair styled with a slight inward curl or naturally straight hair with a skilled cut. | ‎Note: Hair is super soft ‎Outfit: ‎Miko style dress unique and stylized variation of clothing inspired by the lack colors of a shrine priestess's traditional outfit, including a black and Crimson sleeveless hakui robe with bol strapped sandals with Crimson soles and Crimson mini skirt. ‎ chest size: Cup C (93Cm) it ‎Note: only one downside for this form it survival instinct and Cannibal instinct combined into one called "Hyper Last Resort instinct". ‎ ‎ submitted by /u/Medical-Chart9305 to r/OriginalCharacter [link] [comments]

If you’ve heard the term ‘scalp micropigmentation’ but aren’t quite sure what it is, you’re not alone. Think of it as a highly advanced, specialised cosmetic treatment that creates the illusion of real hair follicles on the scalp. For anyone in Perth looking for a real solution to hair loss, SMP offers a way to either replicate the look of a sharp, freshly shaved buzz cut or to add the appearance of thickness to thinning hair. It’s an art form, really—a non-surgical way to bring back your confidence with results that look incredibly natural and are built to last. What Exactly Is Scalp Micropigmentation? The best way to picture scalp micropigmentation is to imagine an artist using a technique called pointillism, where a full picture is built up from thousands of tiny, individual dots. That’s the heart of SMP. It’s definitely not a standard tattoo; it’s a highly refined procedure designed specifically for the scalp to create a powerful, realistic illusion of hair. The process involves carefully depositing thousands of micro-dots of pigment into the top layer of the scalp. Each tiny dot is placed to mimic a single hair follicle. When layered together, these dots create the convincing appearance of a full head of hair. Unlike traditional tattoos, which go deeper and use different inks, SMP uses custom equipment and pigments designed to hold their colour and not fade into blues or greens over time. The Art and Science Behind SMP A truly great scalp micropigmentation Perth treatment is a perfect marriage of artistic talent and technical skill. To get a result that’s completely undetectable, a skilled practitioner has to master several key elements. Pigment Matching: The first step is always choosing and often custom-blending pigment shades to perfectly match your existing hair and complement your skin tone. Follicle Replication: It’s not just about placing dots. An expert will vary the size, angle, and depth of each impression to recreate the subtle, three-dimensional look of real hair. Hairline Design: This is where the artistry truly shines. A natural, soft, and age-appropriate hairline that fits your facial structure is crucial. A harsh, fake-looking hairline is the biggest giveaway of a poor-quality job. This detailed approach is what separates a fantastic result from a bad one. The goal is never a flat, "painted-on" look, but a textured, realistic buzz-cut or a subtle boost in density that blends seamlessly. Setting Expectations for Your Transformation It's important to know that SMP is a journey, not a one-and-done appointment. Achieving the most authentic look typically takes 2-4 sessions, spaced out to let the pigment settle and the skin heal. This layering method allows the practitioner to gradually build density and colour, making small adjustments along the way to ensure the final result looks perfect. SMP is a direct answer to the visual problem of hair loss. Whether it's male pattern baldness, alopecia, or camouflaging scars from a transplant surgery, it provides a reliable and impressive fix. To get a complete picture of the process, you can learn more about what is scalp micropigmentation in our detailed guide. Ultimately, this treatment is about giving you a practical, long-term solution that lets you step out into the world feeling like yourself again. Is SMP the Right Solution for Your Hair Loss? Scalp micropigmentation is a brilliant tool in the fight against hair loss, but it’s certainly not a one-size-fits-all fix. Figuring out if it’s the right path for you really comes down to your specific type of hair loss, your lifestyle, and what you’re hoping to achieve. Especially here in Perth, with our active, sunny way of life, SMP offers a seriously tough and permanent solution that won’t sweat off at the beach or demand constant upkeep. Let's dig into the real-world situations where it truly makes a difference. Men with Male Pattern Baldness For blokes dealing with male pattern baldness, SMP is an absolute game-changer. It doesn’t matter if you’re just noticing your hairline starting to creep back or you’re further down the track—this treatment has a smart solution. Receding Hairlines: If your hairline is on the retreat, SMP can skilfully redraw and bring it forward, framing your face with a sharp, clean-cut look that appears totally natural. Crown Thinning: That thinning patch at the crown is one of the most common signs of hair loss. We can add the illusion of density by carefully placing pigment between your existing hair, which makes the whole area look much thicker. Advanced Baldness: For guys with more extensive hair loss (often measured on the Norwood Scale), SMP creates the look of a sharp, stylish buzz cut. It’s a hugely popular choice for men who want to own their look with a low-maintenance, confident style. It’s about ditching the worry over combovers or always reaching for a hat and just getting on with your life. Women with Diffuse Thinning Women’s hair loss often looks a bit different. It’s usually a general, diffuse thinning all over the scalp rather than a receding hairline. SMP offers a subtle but incredibly powerful way to bring back that look of fullness. Instead of creating a shaved-head look, the practitioner meticulously applies pigment between the existing hairs. This shades the scalp, which cleverly reduces the contrast between your hair and your skin. The immediate result? Your hair looks denser and thicker. It's a fantastic alternative to messy hair fibres or uncomfortable hair toppers. We're seeing a massive surge in demand for this service from women across Western Australia. In fact, projections show the female market is growing so fast it could make up a 58% share of all initial sessions by 2026. Here at My Transformation, Michael has honed his skills in creating these subtle density treatments that work beautifully with feminine hairstyles to deliver natural-looking volume. Camouflaging Scars and Imperfections Scars on the scalp can be a real source of self-consciousness, whether they're from an accident, a surgery, or even an old FUE/FUT hair transplant. SMP is exceptionally good at hiding them. For many clients, this is truly life-changing. It restores a smooth look and erases what can be a constant, unwanted reminder of a past procedure or injury. If you're curious about other ways SMP can help, our guide on who can benefit from hair tattoos dives into more examples. Enhancing Beard Density And it’s not just for your head! Micropigmentation can also be used to help guys struggling with a patchy or thin beard. The principle is exactly the same: tiny pigment deposits are placed to look like individual hair follicles, filling in sparse areas to create a stronger, more defined beard line. At the end of the day, if you’re searching for a long-term, low-maintenance way to tackle the visual side of hair loss, SMP is one of the most effective solutions you’ll find in Perth. It gets straight to the point by restoring the look of fullness, whether you want to rock a sharp buzz cut, add density to longer hair, or finally hide that old scar. Your SMP Journey: From First Chat to Final Result Taking that first step to tackle your hair loss can feel like a massive decision, but knowing exactly what’s involved makes all the difference. We’re all about transparency here. You deserve to know what to expect from beginning to end, so we’ve laid out the entire journey at My Transformation—from our initial chat to your incredible new look. Think of this as your roadmap. It’s a step-by-step guide so there are no surprises, just a clear, professionally managed path to getting your confidence back. Understanding what makes for a smooth and positive journey is key. It's why we focus on creating a supportive and informative omnichannel customer experience at every single stage. The chart below gives you a bird's-eye view of the process, whether you're a man, a woman, or looking to camouflage scarring. As you can see, the core treatment is consistent and structured, but it's always tailored to your specific needs to ensure we get the best possible outcome for you. Step 1: The No-Obligation Consultation Everything starts with a free, no-pressure chat with Michael. This first meeting is all about you. It’s your chance to fire away with any questions you have, and it’s our chance to get to know your story, understand your hair loss, and figure out what you want to achieve. We’ll talk about your goals and then work together to design your ideal hairline. This isn't a one-size-fits-all thing; it's a genuine collaboration. Michael brings his artistic eye and technical skill to map out a soft, natural-looking hairline that actually suits your face shape, age, and personal style. You’ll walk out of this session with a crystal-clear vision of the plan. Step 2: The Treatment Sessions This is where the real magic happens. Your SMP treatment is carefully broken down into 2 to 4 appointments, with each session lasting a few hours. We build the look up gradually over time—this is absolutely crucial for achieving a result that looks real, not rushed. Session 1: We lay the foundation. This first pass establishes the shape of your new hairline and applies a light, scattered layer of pigment across the entire treatment area. Think of it as creating the perfect canvas to build upon. Session 2: After about a week of healing, you'll come back in for the second layer. This is where we start adding real density and texture, often using slightly different pigment shades to create a 3D effect that mimics the look of individual hair follicles. Session 3 (and 4): These final appointments are all about the details. We’ll perfect the blend into your existing hair, fill in any spots that need a touch more density, and make tiny adjustments to ensure the result is completely seamless and undetectable. Step 3: Aftercare and Looking After Your Look Once your final session is done, keeping your new look in top shape is surprisingly simple. We’ll give you a straightforward aftercare plan to make sure your SMP heals perfectly and stays looking sharp for years, especially with our strong Perth sun. The First Few Days: For the initial healing period, you’ll need to avoid washing your scalp, heavy sweating, and direct sun. This gives the pigment the best chance to settle in and heal flawlessly. Long-Term Care: Your number one rule from here on out is sun protection. A good, high-SPF sunscreen applied to your scalp every day is the best thing you can do to protect the pigment from fading and keep the colour looking fresh. Follow these simple rules, and your investment will look fantastic for 4-6 years before you might need a small touch-up. Want to dive a bit deeper into how it all works? Check out our article on what's the process of getting a hair tattoo. Our entire process is designed to be clear, comfortable, and ultimately, a game-changer for our clients. Understanding the Cost of SMP in Perth When you're looking into any kind of hair loss solution, the first question on your mind is usually, "What's this going to cost me?" It's a fair question, and the answer with scalp micropigmentation is one of the best parts of the story. Think of SMP not as an ongoing bill, but as a one-off investment in yourself. Unlike other treatments that keep you paying year after year, SMP gives you a permanent result for a single, upfront cost. Of course, there’s no simple price tag. Your treatment is quoted specifically for you, based on what you need to get a flawless, undetectable result. What Determines the Price of Your SMP The biggest factor influencing the cost is the extent of your hair loss. We often use the Norwood Scale to get a clear picture of male pattern baldness, which helps us map out the exact area needing treatment. A perfect, seamless blend is always the goal. Here’s a quick breakdown of what goes into your personal quote: Area of Coverage: Are we rebuilding a receding hairline, filling in a thinning crown, or creating a full buzz-cut look across the entire scalp? A small touch-up will naturally cost less than an extensive treatment. Desired Density: The final look you're after matters. A soft, subtle fill to add some depth is different from creating the look of a thick, dense head of hair, which requires more impressions and more time in the chair. Scar Camouflage: Working with scar tissue—often from old hair transplants—is a specialised skill. It requires a different technique and extra care to get it right, which can be reflected in the price. Realistic Price Ranges for SMP in Perth So, what can you actually expect to pay? Here in Perth, SMP offers incredible value. At My Transformation, our pricing is often below the national average, but our results are absolutely world-class. For a smaller job, like touching up a hairline, you might be looking at $500 to $1,200. For more common scenarios like filling in a thinning crown, the cost is typically around $1,500 to $2,500. For those who need full coverage for a complete buzz-cut look, the investment is usually $3,000+. The best part? The pigments we use are designed to last for 4-8 years. When you eventually need a touch-up, it’s a quick session that usually costs only about 20% of your original treatment. This longevity is what makes the return on investment so powerful. Perth Hair Loss Solution Cost Comparison (Estimated) This is where you really see the financial logic behind SMP. When you stack it up against the endless costs of other popular treatments, the value is undeniable. We've put together a quick comparison to show what the long-term journey looks like for different hair loss solutions available right here in Perth. Treatment Initial Cost Ongoing Yearly Cost Total 5-Year Cost Scalp Micropigmentation $1,500 - $4,000 $0 $1,500 - $4,000 Hair Systems (High Quality) $1,200 - $2,500 $2,000 - $3,000 $11,200 - $17,500 Medications (Finasteride/Minoxidil) N/A $600 - $1,200 $3,000 - $6,000 FUE Hair Transplant $8,000 - $20,000+ $600 - $1,200 (for meds) $11,000 - $26,000+ As the numbers show, things like hair systems and medications lock you into a cycle of constant spending. Hair transplants have a huge upfront cost and often require you to still pay for medication to maintain what you have. In contrast, SMP is a single investment that frees you from all that. You can find a deeper analysis in our complete guide on the cost of scalp micropigmentation. Ultimately, choosing scalp micropigmentation in Perth isn't just a decision about your appearance—it’s a smart financial move. You get a permanent, hassle-free solution that lets you stop worrying about hair loss and start living with complete confidence. Why Trust My Transformation for Your SMP Choosing the right person for your scalp micropigmentation is the single most important decision you'll make in this process. This isn’t just a cosmetic service; it’s a detailed craft that demands an artistic eye, technical precision, and a genuine understanding of what makes an SMP treatment look completely natural. In Perth, your choice of artist will define your result for years to come. At My Transformation, we get the weight of this decision. Our entire approach is built on a bedrock of trust, expertise, and a personal commitment to every single client who walks through our doors. We’re not a high-volume, churn-and-burn clinic. We're a dedicated studio, focused entirely on delivering world-class SMP results. The Specialist Advantage When it comes to your scalp, a specialist is non-negotiable. While a general tattoo artist is incredibly skilled in their own right, SMP is a completely different discipline. It uses specialised needles, unique pigments engineered not to discolour, and a delicate touch that replicates the subtle look of real hair follicles. This is where Michael’s focused expertise truly shines. His entire practice is dedicated to the art of scalp micropigmentation. This singular focus means he has mastered all the nuances that create a hyper-realistic result—everything from designing a natural hairline to flawlessly blending pigment with your unique skin tone. This level of specialisation is crucial, especially in Perth, where our strong sun can quickly expose poor-quality work. Choosing a specialist dramatically lowers your risk of a bad outcome. Nationally, androgenetic alopecia affects over 50% of Australian men by age 50, which has created a massive demand for SMP. The worrying part? Studies show a staggering 90% of bad SMP results come from non-specialist salons, often leading to costly and emotionally draining correction work. Our Commitment to Quality and Safety Your health and the quality of your result are our top priorities. Here at My Transformation, we make zero compromises on the tools and materials we use to achieve the best scalp micropigmentation Perth has to offer. Premium Pigments: We exclusively use the highest-quality, stable pigments formulated specifically for SMP. This is your guarantee that the treatment will hold its natural colour and won't fade to blue or green—a common and unfortunate issue with standard tattoo inks. Leading-Edge Equipment: Our studio is fitted out with the most advanced SMP machines and single-use needles. This allows for unmatched precision, ensuring each micro-dot is perfectly sized and placed for a truly realistic finish. Immaculate Hygiene: We operate in a meticulously sterile environment that not only meets but exceeds all health and safety standards. Every client can feel completely secure and comfortable from the moment they arrive. When you're investing in a personal treatment like this, knowing how reputable businesses operate is key. For those interested, you can find valuable insights for health and beauty businesses to understand what sets the best clinics apart. Results That Speak for Themselves Ultimately, the proof is in the results. Our gallery of before-and-after photos showcases the life-changing work we do day in and day out. You’ll see natural-looking hairlines, flawlessly blended density, and camouflaged scars that have given our clients a renewed sense of self. Each transformation is a testament to Michael’s personal dedication. He works one-on-one with every client, taking the time to listen to their story and collaborate on a final look that exceeds their expectations. It’s this personal touch that truly sets My Transformation apart. We invite you to see why we are considered Perth's premier SMP clinic. Discover more about our approach and see the transformations for yourself by reading about the My Transformation SMP Clinic in Perth. We're confident that our commitment to artistry, safety, and client satisfaction makes us the right choice for your journey. Your SMP Questions Answered Even after seeing the results for yourself, it’s completely normal to have a few more questions pop up. Deciding to go ahead with scalp micropigmentation is a big step, and you deserve to have all the facts before you commit. We believe in being totally transparent, so we’ve put together some straight answers to the most common questions we get from our clients here in Perth. Think of this as your final checklist to clear up any lingering doubts. We’ll cover everything from what the treatment actually feels like to how it holds up under the intense Western Australian sun. Our goal is to make sure you walk into your first session feeling 100% confident and informed. Does Scalp Micropigmentation Hurt? This is usually the first thing people ask, and the answer is probably better than you think. The vast majority of our clients describe the sensation as a light, consistent prickling, not a sharp pain. If you had to put it on a discomfort scale from 1 to 10, most people land somewhere between a 2 and a 4. It's really important to understand that this isn't like getting a regular tattoo. The needles we use are incredibly fine, and we’re only working on the very top layers of the skin, which makes the whole experience much less intense. Michael is a pro at creating a calm, relaxed atmosphere and will check in with you constantly to make sure you’re doing okay. We can take breaks whenever you need one, so you can rest assured the session will be as comfortable as possible. How Long Does SMP Last in the Perth Sun? Your new look is designed to go the distance. A quality SMP treatment will generally look its best for 4 to 6 years before you might consider a simple touch-up session to restore its original vibrancy. That kind of longevity is a huge plus compared to other hair loss solutions. Of course, living in Perth means we have to be smart about the sun. There's no getting around it—the powerful UV rays we get here are the number one thing that can cause any pigment to fade over time, whether it's the paint on your car or the pigment in your skin. Honestly, this one simple step is the key to making sure your scalp micropigmentation stays looking fresh and completely natural for as long as possible. Will My SMP Result Look Natural? Absolutely—and this is where the artist's skill truly makes or breaks the result. The whole point of scalp micropigmentation in Perth is to create a look so realistic that it’s completely undetectable. A natural-looking result isn't just a goal; it's the standard we hold ourselves to at My Transformation. Getting that hyper-realistic finish comes down to a few critical details that separate an expert artist from an average one. Multi-Tonal Pigments: We never just use a single, flat shade of black. Michael carefully blends multiple pigment shades to create a 3D effect that mimics the subtle colour variations you’d see in real hair follicles. Soft, Age-Appropriate Hairlines: A harsh, super-sharp hairline is a dead giveaway of a bad SMP job. We specialise in designing soft, slightly feathered hairlines that are perfectly suited to your age and facial structure, ensuring it looks right on you today and ten years from now. Varied Density and Size: Real hair doesn't grow in a perfect grid. A true artist meticulously varies the size, angle, and depth of each tiny dot to replicate the beautifully random pattern of a genuine head of hair. The focus is always on creating a look that blends seamlessly with any existing hair, giving you a subtle yet powerful boost. It’s an art form dedicated to fooling the eye. Can I Grow My Hair Out After Getting SMP? Yes, you can. This is a common point of confusion, but the answer is simple. Scalp micropigmentation is a cosmetic treatment that happens on the surface of your skin and has absolutely no effect on your hair's natural ability to grow. The pigment is placed in the upper dermis, while your hair follicles sit much deeper. This means the treatment never interferes with or damages the follicles. Your hair will keep growing exactly as it did before you came to see us. In fact, for clients with thinning hair rather than total baldness, this is the whole point. The SMP creates a permanent shadow on the scalp, effectively reducing the contrast between your hair and your skin. This creates a powerful illusion of density and fullness that works with your existing hair. You can keep your hair at whatever length you like, and the SMP will just make what you have look thicker. Are you ready to stop worrying about hair loss and start your journey towards renewed confidence? At My Transformation, we’re here to guide you every step of the way. Book your free, no-obligation consultation with Michael today and discover how scalp micropigmentation can change your life. Visit us at https://www.mytransformation.com.au to learn more. submitted by /u/transformationperth to u/transformationperth [link] [comments]

About Me: 40, male, Asian. Hair loss runs strong in my family. On finasteride for 12 years. Writing this to pay it forward. I'm going to skip the stuff like food and hotels. I'm writing this for the people who've already read 10+ reports and are having trouble making that final decision. My Hair Before the Transplant I started losing hair 12 years ago. I was smart enough to get on finasteride early which preserved a lot of my crown. But about 2 years ago, I noticed it was becoming less effective. Stress and getting older. That's when I added oral minoxidil and switched to dutasteride. It grew back my crown! So I highly recommend getting on meds for at least a year before considering a transplant. You'll save time, money, and grafts. I didn't experience any additional side effects from switching to dutasteride. My hairline was actually in pretty good shape before the transplant. The issue was the corners receding, which limited my hairstyle options. It was getting to the point where I'd inspect my hairline every time I looked in a mirror. My main goal was to rebuild my temples + temporal points. I figured I'm 40 years old. On meds for 12 years. If not now, then when? Selecting a Doctor I'm extremely research heavy. There are so many doctors out there, so I'll share exactly how I narrowed it down. Location: I wanted somewhere in Asia. I live in Asia so it's an easier flight, and I wanted surgeons with more experience working with Asian hair. Country: South Korea and Bangkok were the two strong options. I chose Bangkok because it's easier to navigate with English, and there are far more case studies coming out of Bangkok. Doctor shortlist: Ratchathorn, Dr. Patty, Laowong, and Path. All are strong options. Final decision: Path was a lot pricier. Ratchathorn's results felt more consistent than Laowong's from what I've seen recently. Dr. Patty is a strong option, but restoring the temporal peaks was important to me, and Ratchathorn has far more case studies with that specific work. When making decisions, I think about regret minimization. Ratchathorn gave me the best probability of success, especially for the temporal points. Designing My Hairline I met Dr. Ratchathorn for the first time. She is a ball of energy. I have no idea how she has that much energy late at night after performing several surgeries. She's genuinely a nice person who cares and I felt comfortable with my choice immediately. I was surprised at how much input I had on my hairline design. I expected her to just design it for me. Here's what we discussed: Crown: I have some thinning, but she said it wasn't urgent enough for grafts at that point. The crown eats up a ton of grafts for results. (This changed on surgery day - more on that below.) Density: She asked how dense I wanted the front hairline. I said dense. I look young for my age so I figured I'd pack it. I had the option of 40 grafts per cm or 50. I went with 50. Temple shape: She gave me 2 options. Sharp acute angle (masculine) or more rounded (feminine/Korean style). This was something I'd never even considered. I ended up choosing something in the middle. Gray hair mixing: I'm starting to gray. She asked if I wanted all black hairs in the front, or a mix. Another thing I never thought about. I told her to mix it up for a more natural look. Hairline design: She did a mini zig-zag pattern which I loved. We decided not to lower the hairline as I wanted it to age well. But we'd still reinforce the existing hairline with additional hairs. She gave it a slight natural curve - no straight, lego block, Turkish hairmill style. I went home and pulled an all-nighter researching hairline designs. Polled friends. Looked up Asian celebrities. Ultimately I wanted something between sharp and rounded, rounded but not exaggerated. We settled on 1550 grafts for the hairline. Day of Surgery She took another look at my crown. Once she sprayed it with water under harsher lighting, it was THIN. She asked if I wanted to fill it in. I said yes. My original plan was to get a second surgery for the crown later, but I figured I might as well knock it out now. She recommended 400 grafts. I said 500 because I like round numbers. She pushed back and said 400 is enough. That tells you she's not trying to upsell you on grafts. Final count: 1550 hairline + 400 crown = 1950 grafts total. They shaved my head. I couldn't help but think I actually have a nicely shaped head. If I ever chose to go bald, it wouldn't be so bad. The nurses did try to upsell me on a few things like life stem therapy, additional days in the oxygen chamber. I said no to everything. I'd done the research and didn't think it was worth it. The only upsell worth considering IMO is staying an extra week for daily post care. The Surgery Itself Anesthetic shots: 4/10 pain. Painful at times but nothing crazy. I have tattoos so I'm used to needles. PRP blood withdrawal: 3/10. Just a standard blood draw. Extraction and implanting: 1/10 at first. Literally felt nothing. But after a few hours the anesthetic wears off. I decided to push through the last 30 minutes without a top-up. Felt like dermarolling. Maybe 3/10. Things I didn't expect: Saline spray every minute. Constant. But this is good because it helps the grafts survive. I could NOT sleep. Took a valium and still couldn't sleep. I only took half a dosage, should've taken the full dose. Face-down during extractions was uncomfortable. Not from the procedure itself, but from turning my head to one side for an extended period. There was one break. Tremendous pressure to finish lunch in under 10 minutes. Used the restroom and went right back at it. The nurses are LOUD. Music blasting, chatting like it's a party. Not a calm, serene environment I was expecting. Tips: Bring AirPods, not over-ear headphones. You can't wear over-ears when face down. Once face-up for implanting, I put on a long episode of Hardcore History. Much more bearable. Stay hydrated but not too much. I was dehydrated but also didn't want to interrupt their rhythm to use the restroom. I can verify Dr. Ratchathorn did all the incisions herself. She did not do the insertions, which I don't consider a big deal. The nurses have 10+ years of experience, and surgeons have limited energy across a long day. I think Dr. R might've done the insertions for some parts like my temporal points. I'm not 100% sure since I was on valium. Finished around 10pm. It was a long day. Cost I included a photo of the total cost. I ended up going over budget which I'm fine with. One thing I didn't expect is for the USD to go down so much compared to Thai Baht. Post Surgery (Day 1-40) I'm healing faster than most reports I've seen. A few factors working in my favor: 10 days of post care by Dr. R's team I wore the bandana for a few days and then added in a hat afterwards. I kept it super loose fitting to not damage grafts. After the first week, I applied high quality aloe vera daily Quality of the surgery and post care plays a huge role I'm on dutasteride and oral minoxidil Generally healthy - no drinking, no drugs, no smoking I got a haircut at day 30. Low fade on the sides with a clipper, left the top alone. This made a massive difference psychologically. Highly recommend getting a cleanup cut as soon as you're cleared. No one knows I got a hair transplant. The Negatives I don't want to come across as a shill so here are the genuine downsides. Front office and communication is rough. While the surgery was a 10/10, the front desk is maybe a 4/10. I had to contact them 3 times before getting an initial response. If you're the type of person who needs hand-holding during the booking process, this will frustrate you. The surgical team and the admin team feel like two different operations. It's starting to feel like a factory. They're taking on a lot of patients these days. I didn't feel like I got the personal attention that some other clinics are known for. The actual surgical work is elite, but the overall experience around it could be more polished. Nurses are loud during surgery. Music and chatting the entire time. I dunno man, I want people to be 100% focused when doing surgery. Final Thoughts Dr. Ratchathorn will go down as one of the best in the world. Zero regrets. She's worth flying across the world for. Even though I stayed 10 days for post care, I think 5 days is enough. After 5 I was ready to go home. My advice: Get on meds before the transplant. Give them at least a year. It's irresponsible not to. Start a WhatsApp group with other guys going through the process. The shared experience and being able to compare healing progress is invaluable. Don't skip post care. Those first few days matter. Bring a neck pillow and a button-up shirt. If you forget, take a Grab to Icon Siam and hit Muji. I'll do another update at 3 months and 6 months. Let me know if you guys have any questions. submitted by /u/bbthrowaway84 to r/HairTransplants [link] [comments]

Story Time!! This is kinda long, but I really want to share my story to get this off my chest. If you’re reading this, thank you for bearing with me. I’m 20 now, and I’ve been losing hair ever since I hit puberty around 13. I started noticing that whenever I braided my hair, my scalp looked way more visible compared to my classmates. My hair used to be pretty normal, not too thick or thin, but I could just tell something was off. My hair part was fine at first, but the sides were thinning, and that’s when I knew something wasn’t right. On top of that, I had tons of acne all over my face.When I told my parents, they said the acne was just puberty and it would go away. So I accepted that. But when I mentioned my hair, they kept saying it was fine, that I was overthinking, and that my hair part looked normal. But it wasn’t fine… My original part was on the edge of my head, and over the next few years, it started widening. So I kept moving it closer to the middle to cover it up, and now my part is literally right in the center. I also had a lot of baby hairs on my hairline before, and now I’ve lost about 90% of them — so it just looks like my hairline is receding. This all happened within 2 years. Now imagine being a teenage girl who can’t do the hairstyles she wants, especially when you love braiding. I ended up braiding my classmates’ hair instead and just admiring how thick and healthy theirs looked. I had to hide my scalp with hair powder since I was like 15 or 16. To sum it up: I had acne, thinning hair, thick body hair everywhere except my head, I was slightly overweight, and I had dark patches on my neck, knees, elbows, hands basically every joint. All of this made me so insecure. I used to be this outgoing, confident kid, but I slowly became quiet and withdrawn because I hated how I looked. I kept asking my parents to take me for blood tests or to a dermatologist, but they’d always say “you’re fine” or “stop being so conscious.” I couldn’t afford to go myself, so I just had to live with it. Fast forward to college I started doing my own research and realized everything pointed to PCOS. I promised myself that once I had the money, I’d start getting checked properly. When my hair loss got really bad, like not just on the sides but all over (crown, back, everything), that’s when my parents finally believed me but still did nothing and kept saying it’s not that bad. I started saving some of my allowance and got my blood tests done twice, once before starting keto and once after. The first test confirmed PCOS with high ESR and vitamin D deficiency. I was kinda relieved, thinking maybe my hair loss was just from the deficiency and that it would stop once I fixed it. Spoiler: it didn’t. I took 50,000 IU vitamin D once a week for 8 weeks (doctor’s orders) and stayed on keto for 4 months. My skin cleared up, I lost weight, my period became regular but the hair loss? Still the same. My follow-up test showed everything normal, LH and FSH ratio 1:1, insulin perfect, vitamin D normal. The only thing slightly off was testosterone with 1.82, where the upper limit is 1.67. My doctor said that small difference couldn’t cause hair loss, but deep down, I feel like it does. Now I’m at a point where I really want to start minoxidil because I honestly don’t know what else to do. I’ve been trying to stay natural and been using The Ordinary hair serum for 3 months (though not very consistent, maybe once or twice a week). I think I’m seeing tiny hairs, but I’m not sure if it’s growth or just miniaturized strands since it’s only on the middle part, as for the sides you can see there’s no tiny hairs. I don’t really want to take DHT blockers like saw palmetto or pumpkin seed oil because of the possible side effects. I’m trying to keep everything topical and natural, but… it’s been really discouraging. I just keep wondering, is there really no way to fix this naturally? submitted by /u/hopping_pinkbunny to r/FemaleHairLoss [link] [comments]

Previous post: Choosing a Style Hi everyone! In my last post, we went over the origins of the Pantheon character style, and the benefits and limitations that came with it. With that established, the next step was to test the origin style with a character, and adjust it as necessary for our purposes. I decided to start with Christophe for a few reasons. He was the 2nd most prominent main character (at the time). He's highly recognizable. He has a LOT of intricate details that would need to be nailed down (Always start with the hardest and most diverse asset first when doing a proof of concept!). He has at LEAST 4 completely separate forms to explore (day off / casual, work, conditioning, and pre-medication / wolfman). At the time (back when he was still a golden retriever puppy in a wolf's body), I was Christophe fan girl #1. And most importantly, I didn't have any official reference material for characters at the time, and Christophe was the character that I had the strongest image of in my head. As it turned out, we also had at least one fancast post in the subreddit at that point, so I had a bit of a jumping off point there, too.💖 And finally, because the day off version was the most normal, I decided to start there! I figured that once the normal / base version was created, the other versions could build off of that one and use it as a reference point to emphasize just how different the variations are. ------ Because of the way that my brain works (puzzle solving), I consider art styles to be something that can be applied to a design, basically like an effect or something similar to applying a new coat of paint. The style will, of course, add it's own unique challenges, but those can be addressed after the "application". And really, that's what creating a style IS a lot of the time - building off of something that already exists and turning it into something new. So, with that said, let's take a look at Christophe's design. We already knew a lot about him when I started on his design, so there was a lot to take into consideration. Here are some of the things that I remember working with. He's male-presenting: specific anatomical differences. He's supposed to be handsome, though not conventionally handsome. He looks about 40 years old: some amount of fine lines and wrinkles, possibly with dark or baggy under eyes. He looks 97ish% human: there will need to be some subtle, slightly off-putting hints to what he actually is built into his body design. He's a wolfman, so more wolf-ish proportions would be appropriate: big chest; small waist; slightly thicker thighs; smaller legs (which also emphasizes the bigger chest and shoulders); a long, flat nose, and possibly a wide mouth holding large, sharp teeth. When he's being conditioned, his mouth goes from ear to ear, so he'll need a surprisingly large mouth to accommodate that level of expansion. Wolves have tiny paws: his medication makes him mostly human-looking, and tiny feet would unbalance the design, so at minimum his feet would need to be human-sized. Wolfmen are generally portrayed as mostly covered in fur, so body hair would be appropriate. However, he has a pathological need to feel clean, and hair tends to catch particles and smells, so the hair would have to be restricted to specific amounts and areas. He's also really into the old money / stylish / stupidly expensive high end clothing aesthetic which would dictate not only his clothing choices, but also his hairstyle, facial hair, and which areas of skin would be showing, as well as how much would be showing (which also helps decide where to put his body hair). His facial hair grows from nothing (shaved) into a full beard within the span of a normal day. His personality is both welcoming (sometimes to the point of being mother/father-ly) and completely and utterly terrifying: gentle human AND vicious beast in one. He's very confident in his abilities and appearance, to the point where he takes pride in them. He wants to be a wolf in every way, except he wants to LOOK like a "man". Christophe gets what Christophe wants, and he has expensive tastes, so in theory, nothing is financially out of reach for him. Because of his constantly changing body shape and the lack of financial restrictions, all of his clothing is likely custom-made for him and created in various sizes. Given the above, his clothing priorities are likely (from most important to least important): visually impressive (when possible) > excellent function / utility > comfort. This form will need to be able to change and be compared to his other 3 (minimum) forms: all forms must be taken into account for all decisions made. And those are just the considerations that I can remember off of the top of my head!😂 ------ Luckily, I think that most of these are pretty self-explanatory, so we won't need to go through them 1 by 1. There are a few design choices that I'd like to note, though. Going in (rough) order based on the list above... Aside from his body shape, most of his "monster" features are located in his face. The only real exception to this would be his feet, which I'll get to in a bit.💖 In this version, the "normal" / baseline version, most of the monstrous feature hints are obscured by hair, and that's INTENTIONAL. I purposely made this form / image part way through the day, not only as a mid (comparatively baseline) point between clean shaven and full beard, but also because his style preferences would dictate that any facial hair he has would be meticulously tidy / trimmed, especially if it was his day off, and he was trying to look his best, which for him, would mean more human than not. These would include things like the tips of his ears being covered (Are they rounded and human, pointy like fae ears, or some other shape entirely?), and the "mustache" part of his beard. If you look closely, his mouth is probably about 50% larger than it should be, and his lips are really thin, especially the upper one. He looks like he's smiling, enforcing the confident and welcoming parts of his personality, but also to soften the off-putting size and shape of his mouth. That's what happens when you smile, after all - your mouth gets wider and it stretches out your lips, so they get thinner. The thing is, though, he's not smiling. This is actually his resting face, so when he smiles, his mouth will only get wider and thinner - far more wolf-like and able to accommodate his conditioning form. Similarly, his "40 year old"'s facial wrinkles help to hide this as well. When you smile, the area outside of your lips bunches up with the little bit of skin / fat / etc. that's being pushed aside when your mouth stretches. But Christophe starts with a bit of extra already there so that his mouth can stretch even wider. Having that extra makes him look like he has smile lines, even though he's not actually smiling. Here are a few other facial / head things worth noting. He has small eyes and a thin bridge of his nose (which spreads a bit too wide in the nostril area at the end) to better mimic the shape of a snout. His eyebrows are bushy, because, as I was quite adamant about at the time, "Wolfmen need hair!" His haircut is a wolf cut. His hair is also a little extra shiny, because he gels / greases it a bit to fit his preferred aesthetic when he'll be seen in public. ------ As for the rest of the design, his clothes make his waist look wider than it is, because: the shirt and vest are stacked; the vest is made of a thicker material, and the vest also flares, because of the strain on its buttons. This illusion of width gives him more human-like proportions, which he would find more appealing. Also, this particular vest was likely made for him when he was slightly smaller, and thus the button strain.💖 His feet are especially interesting, though. We know that he's incredibly agile and can run REALLY quickly when needed. It seems to me that that type of agility, speed, AND speed boost would be far more difficult, if not impossible with human-ish feet. We also know that he is entirely capable of, and comfortable with running on all fours, which supports the a more animalistic foot theory. Before we continue, have a look at the second picture I've included with this post. It's an example of how a human (plantigrade) foot compares to an animal foot. Given the anatomy of a digitigrade foot (paw), if we run with the idea that he has animal (wolf) feet, that presents 2 challenges. The first is that, if we're working under the assumption that he'd prefer to look more human, he wouldn't be able to walk on the balls of his feet like he could in his wolfman form without breaking the illusion. He would have to walk with his heels on the ground, like a human, but that would make his feet look reeeeeaaaaaalllllyyyyy long - like, clown shoes or longer long. However, that's entirely doable. There ARE people who have amazingly long feet, and they learn to walk like everyone else just fine. It would look a bit weird to us, but no where near as weird as animal feet, so it depends on how obsessed he is with how he looks, and I'm going with "very" (when he can be).😂 Also, walking like that would slow him down, which would actually be a benefit for Christophe, because at some point he needed to learn to slow down to a human walking speed. The second challenge presented by digitigrade feet (paws) is that he wears shoes. If he wears "normal" shoes, with soles that go all of the way underneath the heel of his foot, bending the shoe to get into a running position would be considerably more difficult. And to make it even more of a challenge, his preferred aesthetic would likely have him wearing shoes that are made of thicker, sturdier materials. The answer to this dilemma is simple, though. Christophe has no financial limit and custom-made clothing, so why would either of those not apply to his shoes? Done. All of that being said, you'll notice how the back foot in his character design is longer than a human's should be. the perspective helps hide just how long, but it's still noticeably longer, and this is why. My running theory is that Christophe has digitigrade feet, and that he's probably a bit embarrassed and / or shy about them, which will come up again in the Pajama version.😂 And with him standing like that, he would likely need to put a little of his weight against the wall to balance, which is why there's a side wall ------ And since this is already MUUUUUCH longer than I thought it'd be, I think I'm going to save the style refining for next post. It should still work out just fine that way, too, because the style is never truly set until you've tested it across multiple types of characters, but we can talk about that more later.💖 Thank you for reading, everyone! I hope that this was interesting for you!😊💖 Until next time! submitted by /u/caj-trixie to r/NorthAmericanPantheon [link] [comments]

I wear my hair long because I like it. I'll be 50 soon. An acquaintance asked me if I plan to "finally" cut my hair because I'm going to be 50. I asked what does my age have to do with my hair length? She said long hair was for our youth. I told her that I have a lot of life left in me, and that my hair makes me feel beautiful, so no freakin way I cut it bc SHE thinks 50 is old. For context, my hair is somewhere between medium and long, curly, and layered. Have any of you encountered this? Do any of you think long hair is for the young? I'm completely shocked by this and I'm interested to know your take! Edit: Thanks for all the kind words, everyone! It really helped. Funny enough, after this I found an app (link) where you can virtually try on different styles. Seeing myself with a pixie was a trip, but it confirmed I'm a long-hair person at heart! Thought I'd share. submitted by /u/vefair to r/AskWomenOver50 [link] [comments]

Should You Watch It? Summer 2025 Hello! Every season we’re met with around 50 new shows, making it difficult to know which shows are worth your time. This is why we submit to you a Should You Watch It Spring 2025 edition! This post is based on the series formerly run by /u/BanjoTheBear, and will follow the same general formatting. This post is brought to you by the /r/anime Awards Off Season team, a group of volunteers focused on creating high effort content. If you’re interested in the Awards from a management position, consider signing up to be a host! Our metric is based watching the first three episodes (more in the case of this season!) of every premiere and judging them via these four options: Drop It - save yourselves the time and just drop it. Consider It - watch it if you enjoy the genre or wait until it is completed, though even then you may not enjoy it. Watch It - should be a grand old time and appeal to most everyone in one form or another. Must Watch - if you are not watching this as it airs, you are seriously missing out. Ame to Kimi to u/Cheezemansam - Yes She closes the laptop. The day was long but it’s over, she made it through. Fuji doesn’t crumble. You can feel the ache in her shoulders, the weight she has been carrying all day. She exhales. Then, warmth. A soft crown of fur nudges against her hand. The little guy she rescued just wants to be near her. Ame to Kimi to refuses spectacle. Instead you inhabit Fuji's daily rhythms: the weight of creative blocks, the comfort of solitude, the warm companionship of her dog. Scenes don’t really build to anything dramatic, they breathe and settle. The audio design here is great. When Fuji gets stuck writing and starts mashing the delete key, the guitar track mirrors her frustrated keystrokes with these little dissonant notes. The rain outside becomes this soft, alternating melody that sounds like the rhythmic pitter-patter of raindrops. The way the music and sound syncs up with some sequences is incredible; tiny emotional beats get their own musical moment. Ame to Kimi to demonstrates that life’s subtle textures are worth illuminating with attention and care. The way we feel the burden of creative frustration, the cadence of comfortably solitary work, the particular comfort of a pet's presence. Also, again, broadly exceptional audio design. u/Taiboss - Watch [stereotypical calming music] Has life been hard for you? Are you stressed out? Do you prefer to take your chill pills in the form of 23-minute episodes of anime? If so, have you tried "Ame to Kimi to"? Thanks to its patented mix of a supremely adorable tanuki mascot character, likeable human characters, smooth soundtrack, relaxing visuals and the soothing voice of Saori Hayami, Ame to Kimi to is the perfect choice for people who want their anime to make them happy, to allow them to mentally check out once in a while. So if rewatches of Yuru Camp or Flying Witch don’t do it for you anymore, Ame to Kimi to will be perfect for you. Act now, and you get not one, not two, but 12 episodes of pure distilled tranquillity. What are you waiting for? Let SOL be the SOLE thing you need~. Okay, that’s it for the bit. It’s a great SoL show. If you’re into that, Must Watch; if not, still worth checking out. Bad Girl u/Collapsedblock6 - Watch Bad Girl is another of the dime a dozen ‘cute girls doing cute things’ type of show, and in order to stand out from the crowd it upped the unhingedness of every character as much as it could. The show follows Yuu, a kind student who wants to grab the attention of Atori, the head disciplinarian, by becoming a delinquent. However, Yuu is so bad at being bad that she just looks incredibly silly in any of her attempts to get attention. The rest of the side cast is similarly caught in an endless pursuit of one girl or another, each lost in their own crazy way. As such, the humor of Bad Girl largely revolves around everyone being obsessed with someone else, essentially just a "everyone is down bad and gay”, where each character strives for increasingly absurd ways to get attention. It's a funny and adorable anime with a simple premise, and I think anyone looking for some funny moe girls will have a good time. u/voidembracedwitch - Consider I feel robbed by this title. There's not a single bad girl in sight. Instead, Bad Girl is full of girls who are simply down bad. The resulting romcom involving anything but baddies turned out plenty entertaining in its own right. What lies at the heart of its humor is a web of deep-running misunderstandings that fuel chaotic interpersonal relationships. Yuu Yuutani's misconceptions about what it takes to be seen as a delinquent are an endearing microcosm of the series’ core. Since she's too much of a pushover to do anything provocative or rule-breaking, her attempts to catch her crush Atori's attention never play out as planned. All she's left with is toothless nonsense like self-made pretend earrings that are just paper clips. From this internal silliness as the starting point, the show quickly connects the cast with charming out of sync dynamics (semi-serious chart). Bad Girl's production holds it back, with little in the way of standout animation, and the presentation of its comedic bits often relying on similar abstract backgrounds for reactions. Still, the relationship constellation that crystallizes between a group of girlfailures managed to put a smile on my face throughout these first few episodes. CITY THE ANIMATION u/Isrozzis - Must Watch CITY THE ANIMATION is not only a must watch show but also the highlight of the season. Kyoani is adapting another work by Keiichi Awari (Nichijou mangaka) and we are once again in for a treat. First and foremost, the artstyle and animation of CITY are breathtaking, every aspect a feast for the eyes. The vibrant coloring throughout breathes so much life into the show. It’s almost like one of those city rugs you had as a kid has been brought to life, and we’re witnessing all the magic and creativity that we collectively imagined as children when we played on it. The structure of the show is typical SoL shenanigans, focusing on a few different residents of said city and their zany day-to-day lives. So far there isn’t much in the way of an overarching story or character driven plot line, and I’d expect for that to continue. We are here for comedy and SoL activities. A potential downside is that the comedy is uncompromisingly absurdist and some skits may leave you scratching your head rather than amused. If you’re not laughing or wowed by the production, it is an appropriate skip. However, I strongly encourage you to sit down and watch CITY to find out whether it is for you or not. u/ValkyrieCain9 - Watch There is something comforting in the ridiculousness inherent in everyday life. The trials and tribulations that may seem trivial in hindsight but are so monumental in the moment. This is the principle that carries through the work of Keiichi Arawi, both in the beloved Nichijou and now again in CITY THE ANIMATION. In CITY, the absurdist humour elevates the typical antics you’d expect from a slice of life comedy, placing the characters in scenarios that seem so foreign to everyday life. But it's the characters themselves that help ground the show in reality, in how they react to these ridiculous situations. The characters acknowledge the absurdity as well as embrace it, adding to the story's relatability—after all, you can’t help but wonder how you yourself would react if your boss dropped two servings of yakisoba into a client’s bag. Much like Nichijou, the story is divided into smaller scenes of different characters across the city, but this time more tied together through various relationships. This is another strength of CITY, how it showcases the friendship of the main cast. The surreal comedy is juxtaposed with the sincere relationship between Nagumo and her friends, and Matsuri and Eri. This show is for anyone looking to appreciate all the small absurdities of life. Clevatess: Majuu no Ou to Akago to Kabane no Yuusha u/Animestuck - Drop Clevatess isn’t without merit, especially if you’re starved for dark fantasy anime. It isn’t sticking to isekai tropes, which is worth noting. Still, it’d be difficult to say that it’s distinguished itself, as its approach to dark fantasy doesn’t feel special or unique. Its premise could be interesting, as Clevatess examines humanity alongside Alicia’s commentary, but the show hasn’t done much with that core idea. Clevatess clearly wants to depict a darker side to humanity, with the first three episodes focusing on a bandit group and the slaves they’ve captured, and I certainly don’t want the show to attempt a nuanced exploration of the humanity of slave-owners. So far, however, we have the cartoonishly evil slavers, the downtrodden slaves, and our moral compass Alicia as our executions on the premise, and none of them have been meaningfully explored. The show could eventually attempt something worthwhile, but it’s more engaging when viewed for its worldbuilding, and that’s not where the screentime has been dedicated. As for the moment to moment, it’s been fine. None of the characters have been particularly entertaining to watch. Some of the action is decent, but I wouldn’t say it’s especially good. Taken individually, the backgrounds are probably the most standout element, and the designs are actually pretty well-detailed and shaded to give the air of some middle ground between older styles and modern. When put together, the show doesn’t look or move all that great. u/Mirathan - Watch How do you raise a child of the very species that wants you dead? What does it mean to care for someone you fundamentally don't understand? Clevatess poses that question through its odd-couple premise: a monstrous beast lord raising a human infant in the aftermath of war. Joined by Alicia, a former hero resurrected to help raise the child, the show is at its best when it seeks to tackle this dilemma of humanity. The now undead hero Alicia stands as the best aspect of the anime. Her creativity and persistence to overcome the challenges of her harsh world are satisfying to watch. For the most part the production elements impress, the animation is very fluid, the characters are detailed and the darker colours help to set it apart from others anime. However, there is a noticeable clash in art styles. While the background resembles medieval paintings, they heavily contrast with the more conventional look of the characters and animated objects. Clevatess stands out from the generic fantasy anime by delivering on a unique premise with interesting and engaging characters, delivering a true dark fantasy experience. Food Court de, Mata Ashita u/RoiAnanas - Must Watch Food Court de, Mata Ashita serves up slice-of-life in its most basic and distilled form; it is a show in which nothing happens, and yet it works. The elevator pitch is simple: two friends yapping at a food court. That’s it, the entire show, the same pair of friends, at the same food court, for its entire six episode run. The heart of Food Court lies in those two friends and their relationships—Yamamoto’s deadpan delivery mixes perfectly with Wada’s frenetic energy, further sold by strong vocal performances and character animation. Their meandering back-and-forth conversations feel natural, and the show’s got plenty of solid jokes for viewers looking for a laugh. Taken together, the show is a celebration of friendship and the beauty of simply enjoying someone’s company. If you like your anime fast-paced and action-packed, this may not be the dish for you. But for slice-of-life and comedy fans, Food Court is one of the season’s highlights and a definite must-watch. u/tehoncomingstorm97 - Must Watch Food Court is exceptional in a way that is frequently overlooked in narrative analysis on the sub, and that is in its ability to control the flow of a scene through dialogue. Engaging from the first words spoken, high schoolers Wada and Yamamoto have synergy oozing at the seams and perfectly draws the audience into their friendship. Wada’s sporadic trains of thought bleed into an amusing verbal diarrhea, and Yamamoto has an unexpected elegance–juxtaposed by her gyaru appearance–that helps conversations to flow as naturally as time spent with a close friend. Guided primarily by dialogue, as opposed to any frenetic activity, the show has a relatively relaxed pace, but lets loose on occasion with dramatized reaction moments when either Wada or Yamamoto get up in arms about something going on in their worlds. Schoolwork, classmates, part time work, gacha and pet peeves are all on the table, each conversation spotlighting different aspects of their personalities through how they respond to each other’s concerns. These exchanges have an uncanny ability to draw the sympathetic viewer into their situations. Slated for only 6 episodes, I will be hanging onto every minute Food Court serves up as Wada and Yamamoto meet up after school. Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu u/DoctorWhoops - Watch Good horror is not merely piling on fear and shock, but also lies in an underlying discomfort. Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu exemplifies this, centering around the protagonist Yoshiki grappling with an uncomfortable and haunting truth only known to him; his best friend and love interest Hikaru has been replaced by an alien entity. An entity that seems most keen on just living life as a human and replicating Hikaru to the best of his ability, but it’s this uncertain truth that makes Hikaru’s presence so unsettling. What makes Hikaru ga Shina Natsu interesting are the ways in which Yoshiki handles this truth. He goes along with this false Hikaru in part out of fear of the alien, but also to explore his feelings towards Hikaru through this alien entity. He seeks out physical intimacy with it in a way that feels deeply uncomfortable not just to the audience, but to Yoshiki himself, and yet this strange relationship with the alien creature fills some hole in his heart that the real Hikaru left. This is the true unsettling and discomforting core that makes Hikaru ga Shina Natsu work; not the mere truth of an alien creature replacing someone, but the way in which the protagonist allows himself to be manipulated into an emotional bond despite knowing this truth. u/voidembracedwitch - Must Watch Intersecting queerness and small town horror, Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu weaves a uniquely captivating experience. Upon confronting the titular Hikaru about an inexplicable change in his personality, his closest friend Yoshiki finds himself faced with two difficult truths. First, Hikaru loved him. Second, the Hikaru he sees now is a supernatural entity that has inherited his form, memories and feelings — and now fears for their ability to live out the role of "Hikaru". The core of Hikaru is uncertainty, conveyed excellently through various cinematographic techniques. For example, an intimate scene between the leading boys is interrupted by a live action insert of raw meat to invoke the odd physical sensation Yoshiki experiences touching Hikaru's body. While more sensual than anything else, a little discomfort is mixed in to convey Yoshiki's conflicting situation with this new Hikaru. Additionally, supernatural encounters or other unpleasant scenes often utilize PoV shots to phenomenal effect, trapping you in Yoshiki’s limited perspective. With a combination of fascinating subject matter and fittingly unsettling presentation, Hikaru sinks its fangs and doesn't seem like it'll let go anytime soon. This is the sort of anime I can't look away from—and you definitely shouldn't either. Hitozuma no Kuchibiru wa Kan Chu-Hi no Aji ga Shite u/Cheezemansam - Hell no Hitozuma no Kuchibiru wa Kan Chu-Hi no Aji ga Shite invites you to vicariously experience the escalating transgression of aunt-based intimacy. We cut to our protagonist, Shuyoshi, purchasing several cans of beer on the way home. Through their purchase he has unknowingly invited the depravity that is to come: tiny cylindrical harbingers of the imminent collapse of appropriate familiar boundaries. His aunt arrives, asked by the legal-aged boy’s mother to ‘check in’ on him. After doting on him, she then immediately downs an entire lemon-zested tallboy in a single, unbroken breath. Initiate “Cougar Mode”; the intoxicated predator invites him to “feel her up” if he can prove his masculinity by chugging a tallboy. He chugs. She delivers on her promise. For what will probably not be the last time in his life he goes down on those titties like a flamingo at Red Lobster's Endless Shrimp. And just like Red Lobster this, too, is about to make him go under. In 1897 Bram Stoker wrote about what our man is about to discover first hand tonight: some appetites, once sated, leave you fundamentally changed, and not necessarily for the better. Should you watch it? No. Setting aside the show’s ridiculous premise and absurd escalation, the production values are too low to be titillating on really any level. Alternatives: read the manga or check out Futoku no Guild. u/Danhoc - Of course no The punchline is porn. The show has nothing else going for it besides erotica; very vulgar erotica at that. It has no characters, no plot, no charisma, just trivial archetypes: auntie, gyaru, gamer girl... and their boobs, I guess. At the center is always a fetish based on the fact that the girl is married, with no interest in exploring the morality of cheating or any doubts of the characters. In five-minute episodes, the show squeezes in everything a porno is expected to with completely unrealistic setup, sexual action, and a tag. Behind the curtain you won’t find any interesting ideas, just as good production values, but you can discover alcohol commercials and a cuckolding scene. Should you watch it? Well, perhaps you might only have two purposes for which you would want to watch it—to blow off steam or to write a review, and in both cases you can find something better (maybe, I'm not a hentai expert). Kamitsubaki-shi Kensetsuchuu. u/Protractror - Consider “Under construction” is not a term that evokes warm feelings. “Under construction” is the reason your commute is going to take another half hour. It’s why you’re going to need to sleep with a sweater on tonight. And it’s also a perfect moniker for Kamitsubaki: City Under Construction. Kamitsubaki is a musical, where every song doubles as a plot point as 5 witches save the city through the power of their fantastic voices. Well, their voices and their shapeshifting boytoy killing machines. Together the ten of them will hop in a van driven by a weird cyber flamingo and engage in high quantity action in "incomprehensible regions”, a name implying there is some unseen part of the city that is actually comprehensible. At times this show is a slog. The animation is rough, especially the occasionally lifeless movement and expression of characters. But every once in a while it stands out from the pack with truly bizarre choices. The premiere is an absolute roller coaster ride, sending our lead Kafu on a whirlwind journey of self growth, apocalyptic destruction, and egg breakfasts. Every condemned building was under construction at one point, so if watching it spring up sounds interesting to you, I advise giving it a try. u/Taiboss - Consider Kamitsubaki is the kind of show where write-ups like this won’t do it justice until after it’s done. The show has a great ~2/3s of a pilot (or episode 0), until it suddenly jumps ahead with little exposition on the new status quo, leading to you being confused and caring less. Then it does that again at the beginning of the show proper, with not enough explanations of who anyone is, and especially not enough time to make you truly care for the emotional moments. Yeah, story has not been the show’s strong point so far. But what the show does do well though is style. The 3D animation might be fine at best, with the same kind of bulky character designs one has to suffer through now and then, but the visual designs are superb. The city of Kamitsubaki has an atmosphere to it, and style choices like the way the monsters are represented as fishes make you feel like the girls are fighting truly outlandish monsters. Also, the songs are nice and the concept of music is incorporated rather well into the show. Right now, Kamitsubaki is okay, held back by a rushed script. Maybe that will get better, maybe it will become worse (looking at you, G-Qux). But if you like grimdark magical girl shows, this is absolutely worth it regardless. Kaoru Hana wa Rin to Saku u/master_of_ares - Watch Kaoru Hana is inextricably about both the budding relationship between Rintarou and Kaoruko, and the bitter rivalry between the mediocre boys school and posh girls school they attend. The first story is quiet and introspective, about stumbling through unsure, unconfident feelings. Though awkwardness and self-consciousness trip them up, Rintarou and Kaoruko aim to see each other for themselves, slowly opening up to each other along the way. The second is loud and unsubtle, exaggerating the hatred between the student bodies to dubious levels. Every small interaction between them immediately puts everyone involved angrily on edge. The tension between these two plots is nearly as strong as the tension between the schools. The former is naturally the solution to the latter, but I worry it’s laid on so thick that the resolution will feel empty. The first few episodes have been good, not great, in that regard, but I am optimistic going forward. Director Kuroki Miyuki’s previous work, Akebi, doesn’t share the same romantic angle as this, but her deeply personal style is a great fit for empathizing the characters and their headspaces to us. The tender directing in their early conversations has made vulnerability and overcoming awkwardness feel like an accomplishment. I hope to continue to learn more about these two and the greater cast as they all break down the walls between each other. u/SiLeNTxTrYH4Rd - Must Watch You are more than your appearance, your background, and what others think of you. Blind hatred has been a part of Rintarou Tsumugi's life from an early age, but his world starts to open upon meeting the sweetest cinnamon roll of this season, Kaoruko Waguri. The two hit it off after a shaky first meeting, only for things to come to a grinding halt from the Romeo & Juliette-esque scenario between their respective schools. The disdain that each school has for one another is far too extreme and honestly takes me out of the show at points. Nonetheless, the show uses it to explore how small acts of kindness and understanding can slowly chip away at preconceived notions. Rintarou is the perfect protagonist for such a story. While he is quite dense, it's never frustrating to watch unlike other romance protagonists, mainly due to us seeing his introspective nature and sense of responsibility. Meanwhile, Waguri's gentle but firm perspective grounds the story, offering a great balance of emotions and strength of convictions that equally match Rintarou's empathy. If you enjoy fluffy romances that also have a strong moral message, you must watch Kaoru Hana wa Rin to Saku. Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara u/Animestuck - Consider Mattaku Saikin no Tantei to Kitara does a serviceable job using exaggeration to construct its comedy, alongside a dose of reference humor, which sometimes I did appreciate or even find funny, such as Mashiro’s storage technique or the way her youth is extremified to a superhuman physique. I did find one of the core parts of the premise stemming from this caricature, the 35 year old Nagumo acting like he’s 70, overexaggerated, but it works fine when coupled with Mashiro, as it creates a balance in their dynamic. However, the supporting cast isn’t nearly as strong, and neither main works quite as well when examined in isolation, but it makes for a solid foundation for a segmented comedy like this. Which makes it a shame that the show has vastly more misses than hits when it comes to its segments. I actually liked the moments when Nagumo would show his wisdom which comes from his age, but that becomes a rather rare situation, and instead his age is played up as physical hindrance, while his mental facilities are mixed in their use. Mashiro is a more balanced character, naive and inexperienced, but able to take full advantage of her physical prowess, and as such shines. u/tehoncomingstorm97 - Must Watch I am rarely able to find a comedy which gets me into a full-belly laugh and to have breathing difficulties, the last being KamiKatsu in 2023. For those familiar with this show, it should then be no surprise the next show to do so, Detectives These Days Are Crazy!, leans strongly on self-aware and exaggerated remarks to form a basis of its skits. After watching the premiere, my main praises for the show are for the near-perfect comedic timing–it doesn’t matter when you have a little predictability in gags so long as you nail the execution–and every element of the show pulls it off. Voice acting, breaks in character designs, and a healthy dose of self-deprecating comments around only just being “past your prime” in contrast to younger characters are keenly composed throughout each episode, forming an irreverent depiction of the “detective” genre of shows. If you want a show that commits to the bit and doesn’t let off the brakes, this is the one to watch this season. Ruri no Houseki u/Isrozzis - Watch Ruri no Houseki is one for the rock lovers. Rejoice because we have finally received an anime for our extremely niche hobby/scholastic field. The show follows our ruffian lead Ruri as she is dazzled by pretty rocks and ends up deciding to try and find them herself. A fateful encounter with graduate student Nagi has her diving headfirst into geology and rock hounding. Both characters are excellently written and the dynamic between the brash, bratty, and immature Ruri and Nagi’s calm, tempered attitude forms the foundation of their relationship, along with the rock and mineral lecture sessions. Further additions to the cast later on all mesh well with the existing characters and the overall chemistry is superb. Studio Bind has done a fantastic job with the animation and overall the show has been a surprise hit in that regard. The character designs are also expressive and bring so much life to the cast, and when in motion, they effectively showcase the characters’ emotions and personalities. There is also a surprising edutainment angle to the show. The mangaka clearly has a working knowledge of geology and is happy to impart that wisdom to us. It might not be everyone’s cup of tea, but if you’re willing to learn a little about rocks, there’s a lot that can be absorbed. Who knows, you might just get the rock hounding bug yourself. u/master_of_ares - Consider Niche hobby shows to me are always at least worth checking out. No fantasy gimmicks; their esoteric focus reflects sincerity and genuine enthusiasm. So, unsurprisingly, Ruri no Houseki deftly gets at the heart of what is so cool about minerals and shares the wonder that these characters feel for them. Splendid attention to detail goes into precisely conveying each mineral’s color, luster, and material. Grad student Nagi’s geological explanations, animated through fun chibis and realistic time lapses, let both Ruri and the viewer trace each mineral’s long journey to discovery. Ruri's initial superficial interest in their sparkle (and monetary worth) blossoms into a greater appreciation for the geological miracle that each mineral is. Now as fun as the minerals themselves are, in discovery and learning, cast development naturally has to work around them. Ruri's pushy, impatient side is as fun to watch as her eager, curious side. That said, these first three episodes haven't shown her to be too standout of a character, Nagi even less so. Regardless, they are brought to life by a strong, promising production. The character designs and animation are by far the highlight there; Ruri's energy has already expressed itself in a dozen different manners. Around them, modest cine and detailed backgrounds (thematically sparkly (often too sparkly)) show off the common places where they search for their treasure. Silent Witch: Chinmoku no Majo no Kakushigoto u/Hokaze-Junko - Watch I enjoy anime again. The show Silent Witch gives proper care and time to establish its world and characters without rushing through plot points. Combined with a soft orchestral soundtrack and a focus on slice of life elements, the genuine and small interactions between Monica and Lana bring their world to life. Simple moments like sharing how to tie a hairstyle or how they attempt to connect with each other, their personalities and insecurities reveal gradually and naturally. These interactions support their character development, as we see Monica begin to open up and Lana learns to better communicate with others. The character animation and voice acting also stand out, with various cuts added to highlight fine body movement like subtle hand and leg gestures, eye movements, and even the transformation of Monica’s hair ahoge, all working together to visually express their emotions. The show also trusts the viewer to notice small cues, such as how Monica’s initial hairstyle may be perceived as low class, or how a missing glove could hint at a later mystery. There’s a level of care and intention in every detail that makes this show worth watching. u/waterdarke - Watch What drew me to this show was not the antics of a socially awkward girl who is its main protagonist, but rather the moments of incredible magical prowess she displays when showing her greatest capabilities as the Silent Witch, one of the Seven Sages. The sharp contrast between her usual self and when she is at her most powerful makes me interested in what she can do with her magic while also making me wonder how she will stumble but will ultimately succeed in trying to achieve her current goal of protecting the second prince. Overall, this show has quite a few strengths even with a basic premise. With Monica as the protagonist, she is the center of most of the humor in the show, as her attempts to hide her identity as the Silent Witch while trying to overcome difficult social situations can make you laugh a bit. But, she also conveys a mastery of math and has a level head and decisive insight when her strengths are needed. Additionally, the animation is beautiful and easy on the eyes, with excellent character animation and a relatively diverse cast from varying backgrounds. While the pace is on the slower end, it gives plenty of room for character development with some foreshadowing for future events. Takopii no Genzai u/DoctorWhoops - Consider Imagine the worst scenario you can still reasonably sell as believable: a young girl bullied to extremes, with two entirely absent parents, about to experience the loss of her dear pet who was the final thing still giving her some hope. Now, make it worse. And worse again, and worse again… and double it. Don’t worry about forcing it. Don’t worry about being overly blunt. Don’t worry about seeming unrealistic. Just… keep piling it on. So far, that’s what Takopii no Genzai is unfortunately like, stacking suffering upon suffering just to see how cruel it can go. The hopeful alien Takopii arrives in the series tasked with spreading happiness, yet it too constantly fails to make any positive impact and instead makes things worse. If there’s any development or throughline we can point to in the first half, it’s the mental downfall of even Takopii’s hopes. This means it has a lot of work ahead to justify this suffering and make it feel purposeful, and to convince me it has something to say with it. I’m not confident it can stick that landing, and as it stands it feels like the story is just trying to push towards the lowest and most miserable end it can conceive, riding out a storm of suffering with little of substance to say along the way. u/Nick_BOI - Must Watch Hopeful optimism meets crushing reality, good intentions become indomitable sins. This dichotomy of hope amidst despair is the essence of Takopii no Genzai. When an alien octopus who only knows happiness encounters Shizuka, who only knows hopelessness, our friendly octopus Takopi vows to make her happy—to save her smile. However, this tentacled doraemon-esque creature and his happy gadgets can only do so much on their own, so he tries to learn more about Shizuka's life in order to find ways to help her himself. Along the way, he learns about malice, fear, and despair for the first time, but he perseveres regardless. Every episode sees the forces of Takopi's hope and the world's despair clashing, leading to an incredibly gripping story that constantly has me on the edge of my seat. It is heavy, it is raw, yet there is always at least some sliver of hope to grab unto, and that's what keeps the story engaging throughout. With Takopii no Genzai only being 6 episodes, it is easy to slot into your seasonal schedule, and I highly recommend it for anyone wanting a good suspense anime. Turkey! u/collapsedblock6 - Consider Turkey! was a perfectly normal dramatic sports anime until it decided it wasn’t. The unstable bowling team is teleported to feudal Japan, finding themselves in the midst of a war. The first episode left me intrigued, not because I was invested in the characters or the sport, but because I just wanted to find out how crazy it could get. Scenes like them being attacked shouldn't be that surprising, but it still gives me bits of whiplash. A chopped head inexplicably falls next to the girls, and then the bowling scene in the forest were events so absurd I was laughing my ass off. So what is the show trying to do? The drama takes itself too seriously, I’m not sure if laughing was intended, and I still question how it can incorporate the cast's time traveling to Sengoku Japan. The third episode made me realize, it doesn’t really matter as it is failing to be compelling on most fronts. The drama mostly hinges on Rina being a huge asshole, and the rest of the cast…exists. And it just settled with the girls staying in the past and vibing, the way the plot plays out feels similar to most time travel, or even isekai stories. In short, Turkey gives me no confidence that it will deliver a compelling story. The only thing keeping me watching is my morbid curiosity of what it does. u/LittleIslander - Drop Turkey! seems intriguing on the surface, but it’s a skin deep allure. Its premise attracts much interest; any expectations of a relaxed bowling series are spoiled by the twist, and the ridiculous premise draws scepticism as a time travel story. But ultimately, no subject matter could salvage the weak script, nor can the average production values. Even the allure of a rare classical approach to an isekai story, with our heroines slipping into another world rather than reborn as heroes, can’t lift the series up to being worth your time. At its core, Turkey! lacks identity. The medieval setting and character conflicts rule out slice of life sports appeal, the comedy is weak and intermittent, and the characters range from ordinary to outright annoying. Meanwhile, the drama is burdened by an inconsistent tone, slow pacing, and pure lack of interesting material. In particular, Rina’s constant attempts to force conflict are frustrating and unconvincing. Frankly, the show doesn’t excel in any area. Perhaps the biggest draw is sheer bizarreness, yet even that appeal seems to be wearing thin fast. Far from scoring a strike, it seems like the show has thrown its ball directly into the gutter. Watashi ga Koibito ni Nareru Wake Naijan, Murimuri! (※Muri ja Nakatta!?) u/LittleIslander - Must Watch There’s no freaking way I’ll be a Watanare fan! Yet I am. A wildly varying tone, uncomfortably forward advances, and a looming harem premise all feel like they should impede investment, but Watanare impresses from minute one. It can’t maintain the animation of that opening scene, but it doesn’t have to. Fun visual ideas remain constant and are used to deliver an endless barrage of clever gags. This silly surface is combined with surprising earnestness. Renako is full of self-doubt and confusion regarding her sexuality, and the show leans into the blurry boundary of friendship and love between two girls rather than avoid it. More than anything, Watanare doesn’t shy away from the feeling of desire. Both Renako and Mai are overflowing with it, and express it in completely different ways. Just as soon as a gag about a situation lands, the show will then reflect genuinely on what it means for our heroines. Watanare is a one-of-a-kind, full package of a show with a unique premise, hilarious comedy, fun visuals, big personalities, and earnest teen struggles. It’s one of the most interesting shows yuri fans have been treated to in years, just plain fun for everyone else, and absolutely one of the must watch shows of the Summer season. u/SiLeNTxTrYH4Rd - Watch In her transition from middle school to high school Renako finally gets the fresh start she wants, a feeling many of us relate to. But a sudden confession from Mai quickly complicates that plan. From there, the show begins to naturally blur the line between friendship and romance, a line both characters want to cross in opposite directions. Renako's introversion and insecurity lead her to question whether she's deserving of affection, while Mai's confidence propels their relationship forward. This creates an authentic emotional standoff between self-worth and desire. The further shifting of the story to a harem was one that I initially was wary of, but it surprisingly complements the cast's over-the-top personalities with its sharp and well-timed humor. The story still falls into the same trappings as many yuri shows, such as a forceful girl coercing the other to go along with her lust. Still, this one never seemed to disgust me like others have, as it grounds itself in vulnerability rather than manipulation. If WataNare can maintain Renako and Mai’s emotional depth while developing its extended cast, it could become something truly special. Kuromi’s Show u/KuromiIsAwesome_Real - Required by law (probably) Let’s be real: the best part of this anime is me Kuromi. Also My Melody is there. Forced to team up for a high-stakes sweets competition, they clash, they argue, they maybe accidentally unleash a magical catastrophe but deep down they’ve always been friends. In conclusion: Five stars. Would watch again. Probably while eating cake. Preferably Kuromi’s. submitted by /u/Kanzeon23 to r/anime [link] [comments]

Update: I asked him for a refund and he flatly and immediately refused and said that they don't do refunds. DO NOT GO HERE! Even if you aren't scared of losing all your hair, they evidently have no interest in making things right with their customers once they have their money. I can't imagine if I had ordered something more expensive like a perm or dyeing and things went horribly wrong. Update 2: The owner has since tried to gaslight me into thinking that the haircut I received was something I asked for (and was actually of high quality), told me I was being unreasonable in requesting a refund because I left a bad review, suggested I was mentally ill and needed to seek help for being so upset over a haircut, and finally "suggested" I don't try coming back again. Yeesh. Botching somebody's haircut, potentially out of prejudice, is one thing. Proceeding to try to gaslight that customer and accuse them of being mentally ill is an almost unbelievable level of crazy. But looking at other negative reviews, it seems like a botched haircut followed by an attempt to gaslight the customer into believing they requested it/it was their fault for miscommunicating/their old hair was shitty anyways is a common theme. It seems like the other workers are fine; it's just the owner that's a malicious nutcase. While I'll concede that they have a very convenient location and good workers, if you have the time and don't want to gamble on getting a horrible haircut, I'd recommend going to Hansen & Co. Beauty Lounge instead. It's a little out of the way, but the 100/yellow bus goes basically directly there. Their prices are almost half that of New Fashion's, and my stylist was always very thorough and considerate at every step. I got haircuts from them for a year and never really had an issue, and in hindsight I really wish I had just stuck with them. Plus, it also helps that you won't be giving money to a total psycho. "Before" and after pics (details in the comments) Original Post: I walked into the shop, based on a recommendation from my classmate, with shoulder-length hair and medium/long sides and bangs and asked only for some adjustments to my bangs. Right off the bat he told me that he thought I ought to shorten my rear hair by 50% and add some layers, to which I vehemently refused and made very clear that I wanted my long hair to remain long, and only wanted some adjustments to my bangs. He showed me some photos of poofy hairdos i.e. wolf cuts and said I would look better with those and I again made it clear that that's not what I wanted. He then said that my current long hair made me look too girly. I told him that in regards to the long hair, I just wanted my ends touched up but otherwise left long, and that I just wanted my bangs done. He insisted that I let him thin out my sides a bit as well, just by 20%, to which I agreed. Instead, he completely trimmed my sides off and ended up cutting half of my back hair off and thinning it so much that I couldn't even tie it back anymore. He cut off two years worth of hair in a matter of seconds without even asking for confirmation. Important note, I wear glasses and basically can't see without them, so I basically have no choice but to trust my barber. When he was cutting it, I asked if he was still just thinning them out and he said yes. When I put on my glasses to check, I told him that he had cut it all off without asking me, which he initially denied, but since it was fucking obvious that yes he did, he tried to justify himself by saying that if I had kept my hair how I wanted, it wouldn't look as puffy and therefore wouldn't look as good. This despite the fact that I never indicated I wanted puffy hair in the first place, and none of the reference photos I showed him had anything remotely puffy. I ended up with a mullet that looked straight out of the 80s. It was so hideous. I ended up having to get it fixed by biting the bullet and cutting it all off. I'm absolutely fuming right now. 5 hours ago I had thick, long hair that I had spent the last 2 years growing and maintaining. The hair I have now is basically a rounding error, and I have just a generic short haircut. I usually try and give people the benefit of the doubt because sometimes there's just an honest misunderstanding. I get it, I've had blunders with barbers before. But in this case, I had shown him multiple pictures of what I wanted, all of which had long/medium-long side/back hair, and none of which even remotely resembled the end product; He had shown me a picture of something resembling the end product and asked me if I wanted it and I said no, and there was no possible miscommunication because he insisted multiple times and I turned him down multiple times; and Even if there were a miscommunication, every barber I've ever been to has always checked with me first before cutting off any significant length of hair. Even if it's what I asked for, they double check and ask to confirm. But he didn't ask for confirmation even once when cutting off an entire foot of hair. But based on other reviews, it seems like they normally do ask. 3 in combination with him calling my hair girly, him knowing I need my glasses to see, and him saying it looked better anyways makes me very suspicious. And to be clear, his technique was good. He was evidently a very experienced barber, so it's not like this was an issue of him being too green and making a mistake or being unfamiliar with common courtesy. It was so grossly against my wishes and not even remotely resembling what I requested that there's really no other real logical conclusion than him deliberately ignoring my preferences, knowing he could get away with it because I wouldn't be able to see him doing it, I guess in an attempt to make me conform to his ideas of acceptable hairstyles for males. DO NOT go to this hair salon. ESPECIALLY do not go if you're a man with long hair. He'll accuse you of looking too much like a girl and lop it all off until you have a hairstyle that conforms with his views on what a real man should have. The worst part is, the style of bangs I had asked for were still relatively long, probably 3-6 in. He didn't even get that right. The longest hair on the front that I have now is no larger than 2 in. submitted by /u/LifeguardSouthern734 to r/UIUC [link] [comments]

SCP-9000-A | Clawdeen Wolf Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9000-A is to be contained within a specialized, multi-layered humanoid containment chamber at Provisional Site-██, constructed with adamant-alloy reinforced walls and an integrated kinetic energy dampening field capable of absorbing extreme impacts and velocity. The chamber's dimensions (minimum 50m x 50m x 20m) are designed to allow limited high-speed movement in the event of an instinct-triggered burst, minimizing impact against containment barriers. SCP-9000-A's Moonclaw Talisman (SCP-9000-A-1), a golden crescent moon pendant, is to remain affixed to their person. Attempts by SCP-9000-A to remove SCP-9000-A-1 outside of controlled testing, or any external attempts to remove it, are to be met with immediate Level-4 security response. SCP-9000-A-1 is the primary key to SCP-9000-A's full anomalous capabilities and its consistent presence is critical for both the subject's stability and containment strategy. During periods of high emotional distress or suspected instinctual 'vision' onset, a calming gas (Class-C sedative) may be remotely dispersed into the chamber to prevent uncontrolled light-speed manifestations. All personnel interacting with SCP-9000-A must undergo sensitivity training regarding their dual heritage and past experiences of ostracization, aiming to foster trust and reduce anxiety. Regular psychological support is paramount to maintaining SCP-9000-A's cooperative disposition and managing underlying anxieties. Food provided to SCP-9000-A must consist of standard high-protein omnivorous meals. Access to fashion-related materials is permitted as a behavioral incentive, provided they are non-hazardous. Description: SCP-9000-A is a humanoid entity appearing as a bold, confident, and energetic adolescent female of Afro-Latina heritage, approximately 16 years of age, standing 1.7 meters tall. Their body is covered in a dense, dark brown fur, with prominent tufts around their feline ears and a short, bobbed hairstyle of vibrant purple curls. SCP-9000-A possesses bright yellow eyes, enhanced canine teeth, and notably powerful musculature. SCP-9000-A exists in a unique state of half-human and half-werewolf physiology, which they have come to embrace as a source of strength and empathy. Their inherent physical anomalies include: Exceptional Athleticism: SCP-9000-A possesses peak human, bordering on superhuman, athleticism, agility, and reflexes even in their baseline state. Acute Sensory Perception: SCP-9000-A has an acute sense of smell in their human form, which is significantly enhanced in their werewolf manifestation. They also possess hyper-acute hearing. Enhanced Strength & Speed: SCP-9000-A demonstrates natural enhanced strength and can run at high speeds. The presence of the Moonclaw Talisman (SCP-9000-A-1) is central to SCP-9000-A's more potent anomalous properties: Voluntary Transformation: With SCP-9000-A-1, SCP-9000-A can voluntarily switch between a human and a full werewolf form at will. This ability is stated to be exceptionally rare, typically only achievable by the most powerful were-beasts. Without SCP-9000-A-1, SCP-9000-A can only transform from werewolf to human during a full moon. Amplified Werewolf Instincts & Precognitive Visions: SCP-9000-A has always perceived a guiding "voice" which, since obtaining SCP-9000-A-1, has manifested as fully realized instinctual guidance and precognitive visions of imminent danger or trouble. These visions allow SCP-9000-A to "feel the world around them" and pinpoint areas of distress. Anomalous Velocity (Light-Speed Sprint): When experiencing a vision of acute danger, SCP-9000-A becomes capable of sprinting at speeds approaching the speed of light to reach the perceived location of distress. This manifestation is involuntary once the vision is triggered and is accompanied by a massive localized kinetic energy displacement. While instances recorded have been benevolent (e.g., preventing a fall by SCP-9000-D), the uncontrolled nature of this ability poses a significant containment challenge. Psychologically, SCP-9000-A is a natural leader, brave, and determined. However, their history of being bullied and feeling out of place has instilled a deep anxiety regarding making mistakes and not fitting in, leading to restless nights and self-doubt. Despite this, their protective and loyal nature shines through, particularly for their friends and family, and they possess a profound empathy for others who feel marginalized. SCP-9000-A is actively engaged in a process of self-acceptance, embracing both their human and werewolf sides, and their Afro-Latina heritage. Addendum 9000-A: Inter-SCP Relations and Behavioral Impact SCP-9000-A has formed strong bonds with SCP-9000-B (Frankie Stein), SCP-9000-C (Draculaura), and SCP-9000-F (Toralei Stripe), and generally acts as a central figure to the collective SCP-9000 group, often referred to as the "Boo-Crew." These relationships appear to positively influence SCP-9000-A's confidence and overall psychological well-being, though the emotional intensity of these bonds also contributes to the triggers for their protective, light-speed bursts. Management of the collective SCP-9000 series is considered essential for SCP-9000-A's stable containment. SCP: 9000-B | Frankie Stein Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9000-B is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber's walls, floor, and ceiling are to be constructed with non-conductive materials and equipped with redundant grounding mechanisms to mitigate unforeseen electrical discharges. All electronic devices within or near the chamber must be surge-protected and monitored for anomalous power fluctuations. Access to SCP-9000-B's chamber requires a Level-3 security clearance. Personnel must undergo a basic course on managing potential limb detachment events and be trained in safe reattachment protocols, though direct intervention in self-reattachment is generally discouraged unless an emergency arises. SCP-9000-B is permitted access to educational materials, art supplies (non-metallic, non-conductive), and recreational items, provided they are thoroughly inspected for potential use in self-modification or escape. Regular psychological evaluations are required, with a focus on their self-perception, emotional state, and any information regarding their composite nature. Their non-binary identity is to be respected by all Foundation personnel, and appropriate pronouns (they/them) are to be consistently used. Description: SCP-9000-B is a humanoid entity appearing as an adolescent, approximately 15 years of age, standing 1.6 meters tall. Their skin tone is a light cyan-blue, and their body is visibly composed of disparate parts joined by prominent sutures and surgical staples, consistent with the construction of a cadaveric composite. Notably, SCP-9000-B possesses heterochromia, with their left eye being green and their right eye blue. Their hair is dark with streaks of white and teal. One of their lower limbs is replaced with a metallic, articulated prosthetic limb, while the other is composed of organic tissue with visible stitch lines. SCP-9000-B's primary anomalous property is their ability to voluntarily detach and reattach their limbs and head without apparent pain or physiological distress. Detached components remain animate to a limited degree (e.g., individual fingers can twitch, eyes can blink) and can reattach automatically or via conscious effort from SCP-9000-B. While detached, components do not appear to undergo necrosis. Forensic analysis of SCP-9000-B's organic components indicates they are composed of tissues from multiple deceased human females. Genetic markers suggest that the torso, arms, legs (organic), and head originate from at least four different teenage girls who were reported missing in France between 2018 and 2021. The method by which these components were assembled and enlivened remains unknown. SCP-9000-B exhibits above-average intelligence, a curious and empathetic disposition, and a desire to understand their own unique nature and place in the world. They are prone to occasional, unintentional electrical discharges, particularly when experiencing strong emotions (excitement, anxiety), which can temporarily disable nearby electronic devices. Addendum 9000-B.1: Origin and SCP-049 Interaction While the precise circumstances of SCP-9000-B's creation are unconfirmed, the French origin of their components suggests a potential link to anomalous surgical practices. During their initial containment transfer on ██/██/2024, an unconscious SCP-9000-B was briefly visible to SCP-049 (The Plague Doctor) as it was being moved past its containment cell. SCP-049 reportedly halted its movements, observed SCP-9000-B for approximately 15 seconds, and then stated, "Ah, a familiar craft. The work of a persistent, if misguided, hand. Such... assemblance." SCP-049 then resumed its previous activity without further comment. This interaction suggests SCP-049 may possess prior knowledge or an understanding of the method or individual responsible for SCP-9000-B's creation. Further cross-referencing of SCP-9000-B's origins with SCP-049's historical knowledge is ongoing. Addendum 9000-B.2: Inter-SCP Relations SCP-9000-B has formed strong emotional attachments with several other anomalies within the SCP-9000 series, particularly SCP-9000-D (Cleo De Nile), with whom they are involved in a romantic relationship. SCP-9000-B displays significant distress if separated from SCP-9000-D for extended periods. This relationship is being monitored for potential mutual anomalous amplification or containment breaches. SCP: 9000-C | Draculaura Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9000-C is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must be sealed against unauthorized egress and fitted with reinforced, airtight ventilation systems to prevent the introduction of airborne particulate matter, particularly garlic. All food provided to SCP-9000-C must be vegan and rigorously screened for garlic, alliums, and any other known vampiric detriments. Access to SCP-9000-C's chamber requires a Level-3 security clearance. Personnel entering the chamber must be searched for any religious artifacts or consecrated materials, which are strictly prohibited within a 50-meter radius of SCP-9000-C's containment. Medical staff are to provide daily treatment for burn injuries sustained during initial containment, focusing on healing the affected areas on SCP-9000-C's scalp and face. The chamber is to be equipped with high-definition cameras capable of detecting rapid form-changes, particularly into a bat form. Standard atmospheric controls are sufficient, as SCP-9000-C does not appear to be adversely affected by sunlight. Description: SCP-9000-C is a humanoid entity appearing as a female adolescent, approximately 160 years of age (anomalously appearing as 16 human years), standing approximately 1.5 meters tall. Their skin is notably pale with a slight pinkish tint. SCP-9000-C possesses elongated, pointed ears, small fangs protruding from their upper jaw even when not vocalizing, and long hair that is half black and half vibrant pink. SCP-9000-C exhibits several anomalous properties consistent with traditional vampiric folklore, yet with significant deviations. They are averse to garlic, experiencing physical discomfort and weakness upon exposure. Additionally, SCP-9000-C can voluntarily transform into a chiropteran (bat-like) form, capable of unassisted flight. This transformation can occur rapidly, often as a reflex. Uniquely for an entity exhibiting vampiric traits, SCP-9000-C demonstrates an absolute aversion to consuming blood, subsisting entirely on a vegan diet. Their existence, which they describe as "un-life," does not appear to require the sustenance typically associated with their presumed species. SCP-9000-C is also a skilled practitioner of anomalous magic, specifically classified as witchcraft. This ability manifests as the manipulation of minor probabilities, localized transfiguration of small objects, and rudimentary elemental control (primarily affecting plant matter and air currents). Psychologically, SCP-9000-C is described as smart, chic, and confident, possessing an amiable and social disposition. They are often observed "effortlessly gliding" (an anomalous form of graceful movement) through their daily activities. Addendum 9000-C.1: Capture Incident and Holy Water Interaction During initial containment efforts on ██/██/2025, A quantity of consecrated water (holy water) was broken over SCP-9000-C's head. This act was performed by Foundation Officer Isaac Everdawn, who, at the time, was operating under the mistaken assumption that extreme force was required to subdue SCP-9000-C. This resulted in severe burn-like injuries to the scalp and upper facial area, which, as of current reporting, are still actively healing, indicating an accelerated, but not instantaneous, regenerative capacity when exposed to such anathema. This incident confirms a critical vulnerability of SCP-9000-C to consecrated materials. Officer Everdawn received a formal reprimand for exceeding authorized force protocols. Addendum 9000-C.2: Dietary Observations Despite displaying clear vampiric characteristics, SCP-9000-C has repeatedly expressed revulsion at the idea of consuming blood and consistently requests a vegan diet. Attempts to introduce animal products have resulted in nausea and refusal to eat, posing no containment risk but requiring adherence to their dietary preferences for cooperation and well-being. SCP: 9000-D | Cleo De Nile Object Class: Euclid (Due to her potent and potentially wide-ranging curse abilities, and her strong personality which could lead to non-compliance if not properly managed. The Mummy Talisman further enhances her autonomy, necessitating active management rather than passive containment.) Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9000-D is to be contained within a bespoke humanoid containment chamber at Site-██, furnished with amenities that simulate a high-status living environment. This includes high-quality fabrics, polished surfaces, and access to aesthetic objects of classical Egyptian design (non-anomalous). This is intended to mitigate distress and encourage cooperation by catering to SCP-9000-D's perceived royal status. All personnel interacting with SCP-9000-D are to adhere to a strict protocol of courtesy and deference, addressing them with appropriate titles such as "Your Highness" or "Queen Cleo." Disrespectful or belittling behavior is strictly forbidden, as it has been observed to correlate with potential anomalous outbursts or attempts at curse manifestation. SCP-9000-D's Mummy Talisman is to remain affixed to their person at all times. Any attempt by SCP-9000-D to remove the talisman, or any external attempt to remove it, must be immediately reported to the acting Site Director. The four canopic jars containing SCP-9000-D's preserved organs (liver, lungs, stomach, intestines), designated SCP-9000-D-1 through -4, are to be stored in a climate-controlled vault adjacent to SCP-9000-D's chamber. While no longer directly necessary for SCP-9000-D's physical integrity due to the talisman, their removal from Site-██ is not permitted. Monitoring systems are to be in place to detect fluctuations in localized probability, unusual atmospheric conditions, or any signs indicative of anomalous energy manipulation, consistent with the precursors to curse activation. Description: SCP-9000-D is a humanoid entity appearing as an adolescent female, approximately 16 years of age, standing 1.65 meters tall. Their skin is a medium brown complexion, and their body is partially bound by linen bandages visible beneath their clothing, particularly around the limbs and torso, typical of mummified remains. SCP-9000-D's eyes are a striking blue-green, and they possess long, dark blue hair with golden streaks. They typically adorn themselves with elaborate gold jewelry and ancient Egyptian-style garments. SCP-9000-D exhibits several potent anomalous properties: Mummy Curse Powers: SCP-9000-D is capable of invoking powerful curses by seemingly "summoning the powers of ancient Egyptian gods." These curses can vary in effect from localized misfortune (e.g., equipment malfunction, minor accidents) to more severe effects (e.g., temporary incapacitation, psychological distress). The full extent and limitations of these curses are still under investigation, but they appear to be triggered by strong negative emotions or perceived slights. Mummy Wraps Extension: SCP-9000-D possesses the ability to rapidly extend and manipulate the bandages (SCP-9000-D-5) integrated into their physical form. These wraps can achieve lengths of up to 15 meters, possess surprising tensile strength, and can be used for grappling, movement assistance, or as a defensive measure. Anomalous Organic Preservation & Talisman Dependence: SCP-9000-D's internal organs (SCP-9000-D-1 through -4) are preserved within four distinct canopic jars. Prior to obtaining the Mummy Talisman (a gold scarab-shaped amulet worn perpetually around their neck), SCP-9000-D's physical integrity and consciousness were dependent on maintaining close proximity to these jars; separation would result in rapid incapacitation. However, the Mummy Talisman anomalously negates this requirement, allowing SCP-9000-D to function normally irrespective of the jars' distance. The talisman itself is resistant to damage and attempts at non-consensual removal have failed. Psychologically, SCP-9000-D is highly confident, determined, and possesses an unwavering belief in their own greatness. They can exhibit traits of self-centeredness, drama, snobbery, and a spoiled disposition, particularly when their authority or desires are challenged. Despite these, SCP-9000-D demonstrates a big heart, capable of profound kindness and fierce loyalty towards those they consider friends. They adhere to a personal code of conduct, believing a "true queen behaves with dignity and respect," which often prevents them from outright mocking or belittling others, even when annoyed. SCP-9000-D is also observed to be highly intelligent and full of innovative ideas. Addendum 9000-D.1: Inter-SCP Relations SCP-9000-D has formed a strong romantic attachment with SCP-9000-B (Frankie Stein). Observations confirm that SCP-9000-D displays genuine affection and protectiveness towards SCP-9000-B. Their relationship appears to have a stabilizing effect on SCP-9000-B's emotional state, potentially reducing instances of unintentional electrical discharge. However, any perceived threat or harm to SCP-9000-B has been noted to significantly elevate SCP-9000-D's stress levels and the probability of a curse manifestation. This relationship is a primary consideration in both SCPs' containment plans. SCP: 9000-E | Lagoona Blue Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9000-E is to be contained within a bespoke bi-environmental containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber must consist of an aquatic section (minimum 20,000 liters) maintained at a salinity of 3.5% and a temperature of 22°C (72°F), replicating a warm ocean environment. The aquatic section must feature natural rock formations and a secure filtration system that prevents SCP-9000-E from directly manipulating plumbing or drains. The terrestrial section should be humid and allow for comfortable movement. Both sections are to be equipped with hydrokinetic dampeners to limit the scale of SCP-9000-E's water manipulation abilities within the chamber, though complete suppression is not currently feasible or deemed necessary. All water generated by SCP-9000-E (via water vapor manipulation or expulsion from ears/hands) is to be continuously drained and recycled. Personnel interacting with SCP-9000-E must maintain a calm demeanor and avoid exhibiting signs of fear, as SCP-9000-E possesses an anomalous ability to detect such emotions. Psychological evaluations are to be conducted bi-weekly to monitor SCP-9000-E's emotional state, particularly regarding signs of agitation that could trigger "shark mode." SCP-9000-E is permitted to retain personal comfort items, specifically a fish toy designated SCP-9000-E-1 ("Señor Squeaky"), which has been determined to have a significant calming effect. Description: SCP-9000-E is a humanoid entity appearing as an adolescent female, approximately 15 years of age, standing 1.55 meters tall. Their skin is a gradient of light pink to blue, transitioning from the upper body to the lower limbs. SCP-9000-E possesses distinctive aquatic features, including webbed fingers and toes, small fins on their lower legs and behind their pointed ears, and long, multi-colored hair (pink, blue, yellow) that appears to float as if submerged even on land. SCP-9000-E's facial features include bright blue eyes and often a cheerful expression. Genetic analysis suggests a marine origin, specifically indicating a lineage tied to aquatic monstrous species from the region of Mexico. SCP-9000-E exhibits a range of anomalous aquatic and predatory abilities: Amphibious Nature: SCP-9000-E can breathe both on land and underwater without apparent distress or specialized equipment, indicating a fully functional amphibious respiratory system. They are also an exceptionally skilled natural swimmer. Hydrokinesis: SCP-9000-E possesses the ability to manipulate existing water and to generate water from atmospheric water vapor. This manifests as the ability to project jets of water from their hands and from specialized pores located behind their ears. The generated water can range from a fine mist to a focused stream. Aquatic Communication: SCP-9000-E can telepathically communicate with and, to a limited extent, influence various forms of marine life. This ability appears to be passive unless consciously engaged. Piranha-like Morphology & Predatory Instinct: SCP-9000-E possesses variable dentition. While typically displaying human-like teeth in a relaxed state, they can rapidly shift to "sharky sharp" or even "super monster teeth" configurations depending on their emotional state, particularly when experiencing anger or disagreement. In this "shark mode," SCP-9000-E exhibits heightened aggression and a bite force capable of inflicting damage comparable to a piranha. Fear Detection: SCP-9000-E can anomalously "smell fear" in sentient beings within a 15-meter radius. This appears to be an olfactory-based ability, though the mechanism is unknown. Psychologically, SCP-9000-E projects a cute and bubbly persona, often displaying a laid-back and friendly demeanor. However, they possess a strong, assertive side that emerges when faced with disagreement or perceived injustice, often leading to the manifestation of their "shark mode" and aggressive verbal (and potentially physical) outbursts. Despite being internally known as the "most bloodthirsty monster at school" among their peers, SCP-9000-E is actively working to understand and manage these tendencies, particularly in the context of interpersonal relationships. Their journey of self-acceptance is notably marked by their newfound openness regarding SCP-9000-E-1 ("Señor Squeaky"), a childhood comfort toy they once hid for fear of appearing "less intimidating." Carrying SCP-9000-E-1 now openly represents SCP-9000-E's realization that vulnerability is a sign of strength. Addendum 9000-E.1: Incidents of "Shark Mode" Activation Incident 9000-E-A (2025/05/18): During a dispute with a D-Class personnel over a board game, SCP-9000-E's teeth shifted to "sharky sharp" configuration, and they briefly manifested water jets from their hands before being calmed by psychological personnel. No physical harm occurred. Observation 9000-E-B: SCP-9000-E has been observed comforting new D-Class personnel who exhibited high levels of fear, demonstrating an empathetic use of their fear-detection ability when not agitated. This further supports the importance of psychological management to encourage positive behaviors. SCP: 9000-F | Toralei Stripe Object Class: Euclid Special Containment Procedures: SCP-9000-F is to be contained within a standard humanoid containment chamber at Site-██. The chamber's interior surfaces are to be constructed from high-durability, scratch-resistant materials (e.g., reinforced concrete with an industrial-grade sealant) to withstand SCP-9000-F's enhanced strength, agility, and retractable claws. All fixtures are to be bolted securely to the walls and floor. A dedicated climbing and enrichment structure made of non-abrasive, durable materials is to be provided within the chamber to allow SCP-9000-F to engage in natural feline behaviors and expend excess energy, thereby reducing potential destructive tendencies. Access to small, durable, non-consumable "toy" items (e.g., laser pointers, weighted balls) is permitted as a behavioral incentive. Psychological evaluations are to be conducted bi-weekly, focusing on addressing SCP-9000-F's deep-seated need for attention and guiding them towards more constructive coping mechanisms for past negative behaviors (e.g., bullying, blackmail). Positive reinforcement is to be consistently applied for cooperative behavior. During periods of full moon illumination, SCP-9000-F's chamber is to be under heightened surveillance. While no transformation into a human form has been observed, consistent monitoring is required for any anomalous shifts in abilities or unexpected morphological changes. Description: SCP-9000-F is a humanoid entity appearing as an adolescent female, approximately 16 years of age, standing 1.6 meters tall. Their skin is covered in short, orange fur with prominent dark tiger-like stripes across their body. SCP-9000-F possesses feline cranial features, including pointed, tufted ears, narrow green eyes with vertically slit pupils, and a long, striped, prehensile tail. Their fingernails are naturally hardened and capable of rapidly extending into sharp, retractable claws. SCP-9000-F exhibits several enhanced physical capabilities consistent with their "werecat" designation: Enhanced Strength: SCP-9000-F possesses significantly enhanced physical strength, capable of easily bending thin metal or tearing durable fabrics. Enhanced Speed & Agility: SCP-9000-F can run at speeds far exceeding typical human capacity and displays exceptional agility and flexibility. They possess an innate sense of balance, allowing them to always land on their feet regardless of the height or angle of a fall (up to observed limits of 10 meters). Feline Instincts: SCP-9000-F is periodically compelled by strong, involuntary cat-like instincts. These can manifest as an urge to chase moving objects, a tendency to "groom" themselves, or territorial behaviors. This compulsion also appears to be linked to the spontaneous extension of their claws. Despite being "of age" for such a phenomenon, SCP-9000-F has anomalously not displayed the expected full-moon transformation into a human form. The reasons for this deviation from typical "werecat" physiology are currently unknown and are a subject of ongoing research. Psychologically, SCP-9000-F is characterized by a complex personality. While often projecting a sarcastic, mischievous, and occasionally antagonistic facade, deeper analysis reveals a profound desire for love and attention. This craving has, in the past, manifested in negative ways, including instances of bullying and blackmailing to gain notoriety or a sense of control. However, recent observations indicate a slow but consistent improvement in behavior, attributed by SCP-9000-F to positive social interactions with other members of the SCP-9000 series, specifically SCP-9000-A (Clawdeen Wolf) and what they refer to as the "Boo-Crew." SCP-9000-F's intelligence is notable, often utilizing their quick wit for sarcastic remarks or devising intricate (though sometimes misguided) plans. Addendum 9000-F.1: Missing Transformation Research Research into the anomalous absence of SCP-9000-F's full-moon human transformation is ongoing. Hypotheses include genetic anomaly, psychological block, or interaction with an unknown external anomalous influence. Daily biological samples are taken (with SCP-9000-F's consent) to monitor hormonal and cellular changes throughout lunar cycles. Addendum 9000-F.2: Behavioral Development Observations indicate that SCP-9000-F's negative behaviors (e.g., verbal taunting, attempts at minor psychological manipulation) have significantly decreased since increased interaction with SCP-9000-A, SCP-9000-B, SCP-9000-C, SCP-9000-D, and SCP-9000-E. While still prone to sarcasm, SCP-9000-F has shown instances of genuine concern and even protective behavior towards members of the SCP-9000 series, suggesting their capacity for positive social bonding. submitted by /u/L8Donnie to r/MonsterHigh [link] [comments]

If not I can make one! Just noticed there’s a lot of confusion. Let me know if there’s interest. Here’s a picture of my dozens of hairs! This is my entire ponytail btw haha Cheers! submitted by /u/radams713 to r/finehair [link] [comments]

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Hi! Long time lurker, first time poster. 👋🏼 sorry in advance for any formatting weirdness — posting from mobile. I’m hoping someone else has experienced something similar to my current dread shed experience and can offer some insight while I slowly go insane. TLDR; I’m pretty sure I’m experiencing the minoxidil dread shed, but wondering how severe it will be before I see regrowth (🤞🏼) and/or if anyone who also experienced a severe dread shed went like, fully bald before they responded. Maybe I’m being overdramatic, but my hair seriously looks and feels like I have lost approx. 30% of my already-minimal density in the last 2 weeks and I’m going down an anxiety spiral that I’ll be Larry David-level bald before I see regrowth. Please help lol. Background: my derm believes I have AGA plus possible TE, but I haven’t had a biopsy yet (my doc said she was fairly confident it was AGA based on loss pattern - I’m planning to ask for it anyway at my next appt). I have PCOS w/ insulin resistance, elevated androgens/low iron/some other nutritional deficiencies related to various digestive issues. I have been on generic Yaz birth control and Spironolactone (150 mg) for over 12 years now. I do think Spiro helped slow my rate of loss, but I took a 3 month break between March-June 2020 (in-between insurance after turning 26 and was kicked off of my parents’ insurance before starting with my company); since then, my hair loss has rapidly gotten worse. My mom’s side has some genetic thinning, but no one in my family has the loss pattern I’ve experienced; theirs has been general thinning of their ends and is mostly resolved with regular cuts. My hair has always been fine, but I had a lot of it; now, the thinning is diffuse and is almost exclusively affecting the upper third portion of my head. It was very gradual at first (when I was around 15/16yo) and has basically rapidly increased in severity since 2019/2020 (~24yo). I’ll try to add some recent photos for reference. In the last year, it got to the point that I couldn’t hide with hairstyling, and started using extensions/hair fibers/tinted dry shampoo or root spray to hide my scalp. I would estimate that I’ve lost probably 60% of my overall density in the affected area since 2020. I can’t use topical min because of my kitties (very cuddly with zero boundaries or concept of personal space or their safety lol and actively seek out cuddling as close to my face/head as possible 24/7). I love them more than I love not balding, and it is absolutely not worth the risk of harming them in any way to me. Back to why I’m posting: I actually didn’t know there was an oral version of minoxidil until about 3 months ago. Once I researched it and weighed the risks against my age/health/etc., I signed up for Ro, did the consultation and they prescribed me oral minoxidil — I started around early-to-mid December 2023, so it’s been just over a month now. I take half of a 1.25mg tablet per day currently. I am either experiencing the dread shed (what I assume is happening), or a DRASTIC severe shed event unrelated to minoxidil (unlikely but ya know, anything is possible). I went from my usual daily shedding of approx. 30-50 hairs to literally over 200-300 hairs and it seriously feels like I’ve lost like an additional 30% of my already pretty severely thinning hair in the last 2 weeks. I was expecting to feel anxious about the shedding and know it will get worse before it gets better, but I’m genuinely concerned I’ll be Larry David-level bald on the top of my head if the shed continues for the general expected timing. Has anyone else experienced this severity of shedding? If so, how severe did it get before you saw regrowth? Did anyone actually go fully bald before seeing regrowth? Please help and share your experiences so I don’t actually lose my mind. 😭😭 EDIT: random photos from April 2017 to Jan 2024: https://imgur.com/a/FVJl8bv Unfortunately, I avoided taking or being in photos that showed my noticeable hair loss and do not have great “before” photos that have similar angles comparable to recent photos; however, these are all of the photos I have where my hair density/loss progression is visible in the last ~6-7 years. They are in dated order, starting with April 2017. The only years I couldn’t find a single photo for were 2020 and 2022. Several events with candid photos in summer 2023, which show how severely it progressed in a short amount of time. The Dec 2023 photos are about 3 weeks into starting oral minoxidil, with dedicated progress tracking of the top of my head beginning on Jan 12th, about a week after the dread shed became noticeable to me based on how much hair I was losing daily. The last few photos are from Jan 17th, after a particularly bad shed day and when I could really feel and see just how much density I had lost in like a month. Also why I’m concerned about not being able to get through the shed without literally going bald. 😔 submitted by /u/catslovepats to r/FemaleHairLoss [link] [comments]

Sora ------------------------------------------------- When strength is expressed as a number from 1 to 10, Sora is said to be about 9. Sora can easily crush an apple with his hands. Sora is straight for now. Sora's grades are in the middle rank. If Sora had answered Makunouchi or Magorobi’s chat more seriously, they would have committed murder. Sora and Hashimoto After the Free Action Complete, Sora gave up thinking that Hashimoto was always better than Sannoji, and that he couldn't get any closer than that. If Chiebukuro, Kabuya, and Sora go to nail art together, they say they will each do it in their own image color. (Chiebukuro - sky blue, Sora - transparent (white), Kabuya (hot pink) Kasai, who collapsed at the end of Chapter 1, was eventually carried away by Sora and Chiebukuro. Sora has an image of stealing panties, so she has no thoughts when she sees them. Sora, Kabuya, and Chiebukuro When the three of them eat ramen, Sora and Kabuya add ordinary things like eggs and cheese, but Chiebukuro puts something like Tabasco sauce to make fun of the kids. The reason why Sora blooms a lot of romance flags is because she’s the main character!' Sora's seat at the restaurant changes slightly depending on the floating population, but usually, the vaguely empty seat on the in-game screen is Sora's seat. During the middle to end of chapter 3, Sora's intimacy with the others is rather normal with the rest of the students except for Kabuya, and the worst with Hashimoto and Sannoji. Maeda Yuuki (Super Danganronpa Another 2)------------ Maeda's hair is naturally curly. Maeda's height is that his growth plates are closed and he does not grow. Maeda says that Kasai's training may have helped him gain some stamina. Maeda's grades are in the middle ranks. If Maeda plays Pokemon, start with Firey and boosters to evolve Eevee. The reason is that the fire seems to suit. Maeda's visual acuity is 1.0. Among the SDRA2 children, the character who wakes up last is Maeda. If Maeda gets a girlfriend, the date course would be a normal cafe or amusement park. Maeda's grades are in the middle rank. SDRA2 Maeda Compared to the previous work, it seems that the character is a bit kind and the self-esteem is low. Utsuro, who was acting as Maeda, also showed a shrunken appearance in front of the super high school level in the early chapter 1, and in the case of Utsuro, it can be said that it is because he grew up while going through various things during the work (outside of the work, the main character buff) If Maeda did social media, Facebook would be the most Maeda-like. The fact that Nijiue and Maeda's favorite gifts are almost the same is probably because they both like manga/games, so there's a lot of overlap. 13. Among DRA and SDRA2, there is Maeda as a student whose hobby is gaming. He likes video games and mainly does action. Maeda's taste in AV is a bit Western. The reason why I like giving Makunouchi and Maeda a red book in free action is that I didn't give much importance to the symbol of the gift and made it, but there are too many gifts, so most decide on each gift by looking at the character's image, but the red book It's an erotic book itself (some people might not like it), and it has a strong comedic image, so I chose characters who would be okay with something pleasant and gag, because that was Maeda and Makunouchi. Maeda is mediocre, so even if he became an idol, the center would be impossible. Maeda seldom gets angry and is the type to get angry, but once he explodes, he gets angry like a fire. The cast rarely bathe in groups, but often in small groups. (e.g. Maeda and Kasai, Hibiki and Kanade) As much as Maeda likes animals, animals will follow Maeda well. I'm going to go to the middle of the day... It's not that Maeda doesn't read the red book, but he doesn't do it very often. Maeda likes skinship with friends and family, but tends to be shy with the opposite sex. SDRA1 Among the male characters, Maeda has the smallest foot size. If Maeda is asked if he can act cute to the person he likes, Maeda is timid... he's shy, so he wouldn't be good at it. Maeda's favorite dessert is ice cream. Kasai and Maeda saw the weak Maeda in the prologue, and Kasai's hot-blooded soul burned and took care of him, so they naturally became close. Maeda is the prettiest when dressed as a woman. Yomiuri might be fine too... Kagarin is muscular, so he’s out of style. Shobai Hashimoto --------------------------------------------- Among DRA and SDRA2, Hashimoto is the most tone deaf. When Rinyuzu draws Hashimoto's bangs, he says it's easier to draw the poor bangs first and then draw the rest. Rinyuzu said that the character whose hairstyle was the most difficult to draw was Hashimoto. Hashimoto, who has the strongest mentality in SDRA2. Hashimoto takes care of his body only to a minimum level of living. Hashimoto's grades are in the top ranks. When buying souvenirs from Hashimoto, the D skill is 5000C in common, and the T skill is 1000C x the number of required skill points. Hashimoto is mentioned as a contract killer, but his main job is not that side, but a transaction broker, so the number of murders is not that high. Hashimoto doesn't really have an ideal type, but if I had to ask, he would like money.. 10. Hashimoto says that if someone is more valuable than money, he will protect them by devoting all his possessions. Hashimoto's personality in the past was more pure and a bit reticent than the present. Hashimoto is good at handling electronic devices. Hashimoto's hair is dyed, not gray. Until Hashimoto was abandoned by his parents, he must have lived a wealthy and harmonious life. Hashimoto's drawing skills are mediocre Hashimoto likes to make money with money. After trading, he makes bigger money based on the money he earns. When Hashimoto is very angry, if he gets angry enough to lose his temper, he will just kill the other person.(...) Hashimoto works as a broker and does a lot of dangerous things, so he gets injured a lot, so he says his simple first aid skills are good. Hashimoto is not very interested in animals. The subject Hashimoto would be most confident in would probably be math because he is good at mental arithmetic since he spends a lot of money calculations. Hashimoto worked as a broker and barely attended school. In fact, it is not an exaggeration to say that admission is processed only with documents. As for the gun that Hashimoto mainly uses, there is a description that Hashimoto also contracted murder, but since it is basically an assassination rather than a battle, he often uses pistols that are easy to hide. His shooting skills are also good. The favorite pistol uses a model with a Five-seven MK2 silencer from FN, imported from Belgium. If Sora became Hashimoto's assistant, Hashimoto would take good care of her. Because Hashimoto takes care of his people very well. The on/off of work is certain, so it is quite respectful to customers and collaborators. The phrase 100% reliability did not come out for nothing. Hashimoto's favorite food is cheap food. To be precise, good value for money food. When Hashimoto works properly, he dresses neatly. Except for the suits he wears to work, Hashimoto just buys cheap clothes and wears them. Hashimoto: My usual sleep time is different from time to time. Hashimoto's favorite knife is a folding knife that is lightweight and easy to carry, but he uses it basically anywhere, so he doesn't pick a gun like a gun. Hashimoto can speak 20 languages. Among the expensive things Hashimoto likes, what is his favorite gift? In fact, Hashimoto's favorite gift is more than any other item. Of all the people Hashimoto met while trading, he never kept in touch with anyone. After the transaction, he became a complete stranger. You can say that Hashimoto hates all food that he hates and thinks it would be a loss to eat it. Hashimoto's unique dark circles are caused by having a very unstable sleep pattern as a broker. Hashimoto is surprisingly a bookworm. What Hashimoto does unconsciously is a habit of touching his temples, as can be seen in the standing CG. To describe the feeling, I press my temples when I think or think about something. Hashimoto drinks only to the extent that it does not harm his health, and smokes to organize his thoughts. If Hashimoto were to reunite with the parents he abandoned in the past, he wouldn't be particularly impressed. If Hashimoto had a normal family, he would have lived a fairly normal life. Among the SDRA2 cast, Hashimoto hates Sannoji the most. It's also dark... If Hashimoto takes private lessons, Hashimoto will mainly teach math. Originally, the main job is trading, so teaching someone is not a long term, but if you give me money... But the cost will be very high. If Kagarin makes a deal with Hashimoto, the Kagarin conglomerate is engaged in a space-related company, so they will make a connection to the space business. Hashimoto will watch horror movies and gore movies. Hashimoto's favorite drink is cheap alcohol. He likes beer. The reason Hashimoto will be sad is that he will be sad when there is a deficit. Hashimoto would never give a gift to someone else unless it was something like "I'll give you 1 million won so I'll buy that person a 100,000 won(Korean currency) gift and take 900,000 won." ​​If Hashimoto met the DRA kids, the characters he would be interested in at least would be the rich and cold-hearted Kinjou or Mekaru. Hashimoto eats spicy food normally. Even though it's spicy, it doesn't give much tea. Hashimoto's favorite season is summer. It is said that you can save time getting dressed because you only need to wear one or two thin clothes. If Hashimoto gets a fan or a stalker, he won't bother as long as he doesn't harm himself. However, if the fan causes damage... He might secretly take care of it. Hashimoto likes the color black. If Hashimoto is jailed for working as a broker, he's never actually been jailed. Hashimoto's cooking skills are only good enough for people to eat. That's a simple thing too. Hashimoto is not drunk. It's not that alcohol isn't strong, but when you get drunk, it causes mental or physical damage, so drink so you don't get drunk. Hashimoto doesn't particularly wear perfume. It is said that deodorant is sprinkled neatly at important transactions. If Hashimoto and Mekaru have an argument, Mekaru also hates to lose, so if she had an argument with Hashimoto, it would be very long. In the end, Hashimoto, who thinks it's a waste of time, will avoid it. Looking at the result, Mekaru would win. Between Hashimoto and Mekaru, Mekaru is the smarter when it comes to pure intelligence. Hashimoto has a lot of shortcuts... It is a case by case as to who has better calculation skills, Hashimoto or Otori. Even in calculations, each field should be different.. It is difficult to rank people with high intelligence in Shudannader, and first of all, Kanade, Kagarin, Hashimoto, and Mitsume are geniuses who have far surpassed the level of ordinary people. Hashimoto doesn't really shave. He thinks shaving isn't efficient, so he just grows it. Hashimoto has no one to call a partner yet. There are several temporary business partners, but basically Hashimoto does not trust others. Hashimoto always carries a knife, even if it's not specifically for killing or fighting. Hashimoto doesn't always carry a weapon. Yomiuri Nikkei------------------------------------ Yomiuri's hairstyle is just cool for no reason. 2.Yomiuri's grades are in the middle rank. 3. Out of all the other characters, Yomiuri seems to be closest to Kinzo. Yomiuri isn't that timid. You might think that Yomiuri likes Coke through the conversations in Chapters 1 and 2, but since it was discontinued, they showed interest because it felt like a scoop. In Chapter 1, Yomiuri and Makunouchi were neither particularly close nor far apart. Since Makunouchi is a celebrity in the boxing world, the interview would have continued. When Yomiuri gets very angry, similar to the reaction at the end of the Class Trial in Chapter 1. Basically, he is very good at sarcastically and gently scratching. Yomiuri's usual clothing style is plain clothes. I wear it roughly like that. Yomiuri's ideal type doesn't really exist. Because he was so busy with work, he would not have even thought about dating. Yomiuri's quickness and basic physical strength are neither particularly good nor bad. Exercise is normal, but he doesn’t like it. The food Yomiuri likes is fast food, and the food he dislikes is too sweet. The reason Yomiuri doesn't have any friends is because he's always busy covering things and hasn't had a chance to make friends. If Yomiuri had a normal school life, he would have been able to become friends with other children. However, because of his strong work ethic, he could be criticized. Yomiuri doesn't like anything other than interviews. Yomiuri doesn't have any dating experience, let alone ordinary friends. Yomiuri will be quite obsessed with dating. The interview itself is also a task that requires some obsession... If a very large cockroach suddenly appears near Yomiuri, he will not make a fuss, but he will hate it a lot. For male characters who are interested in body lotion and skin shampoo, Yomiuri has short hair, so he needs some maintenance. Among the Yomiuri outfits, the red fabric inside the jacket is a long red scarf. It was worn like a scarf, but it was only worn without tying it. When the Yomiuri is aware of great pain, he does not hold back or make a sound. Some of the articles Yomiuri wrote have a high degree of attention under the name of a high school student reporter, so the reliability itself is not very high. Most of them look like they are looking at animals in a zoo. That doesn't mean he doesn't have the ability. Maeda is the prettiest when dressed as a woman. Yomiuri might be fine too... Kagarin is muscular, so she's out of style. Nijue Iroha ------------------------------------------- The starting point for Nijiue to have a taste for women was when she came across social media newspapers. Out of DRA and SDRA2, the ones with the lowest grades are Higa, Nijiue, and Kobashikawa. The reason Nijiue hates the gold ring is because the Nijiue family is a rich family, and Nijiue feels skeptical about her own family. Nijiue is the weakest female in SDRA2. Nijiue, the one with the weakest mentality in SDRA2 If one of the Void members commits murder, the rest of the members, including Sannoji, take priority over their own lives as long as the class trial is held. Nijiue's favorite fruit is an apple. Nijiue's grades are at the bottom. When eating rice, Nijiue fixes her hair with her hands and eats. Nijiue isn't particularly uncomfortable with her hair tied back. Ootori is the weakest among DRA, and Hibiki and Nijue are the weakest among SDRA2. The fact that Nijiue and Maeda's favorite gifts are almost the same is probably because they both like manga/games, so there's a lot of overlap. If Nijiue had been smarter, she would have gotten less swearing, but because of her indecisive personality, she might take swearing as he pleases. Sannoji started putting pressure on Nijiue after Chapter 3. In SDRA2, the person with the most expressive expression is Nijiue, and the most expressionless person is Sannoji. Literally expressionless other than a mask... The character who uses emoticons the most among SDRA2 is Nijiue. I think Nijiue's first impression of Hashimoto and the current impression is that he is a bad person. The void itself wasn't light enough to play around with, but they must have been close to each other as colleagues. In Chapter 1's Sannoji's group chat event, only Nijiue didn't respond, but she left after a while. Nijiue carries a lot of sketchbooks. She stores everything she writes in a box. Nijiue does not have an account on pixiv or deviantart. Due to the face of the family, she cannot upload her favorite pictures (such as cartoons) on the Internet. Nijiue only scribbles in her sketchbook and notebook, and does not disclose the drawings ahe draws. Shinji Kasai--------------------------------------------- Among Makunouchi and Kasai, Kasai has the upper hand in strength, but Makunouchi dominates in fighting power. Among the SDRA2 cast, the characters who wake up the earliest are Makunouchi, Kasai, and Kabuya. Kasai seems to like potatoes. Kasai's grades are at the bottom. The reason why Kasai doesn't like rings is because the main character, Sora, is a woman and his hands are so big that rings don't fit well. The person with the most sense of justice in SDRA2 is Kasai. Kasai, who collapsed at the end of Chapter 1, was eventually carried away by Sora and Chiebukuro. If the children who are muscle idiots change each other's talents, there will be no big difference since they are sports enthusiasts regardless of their talents and have similar personalities. The cast rarely bathe in groups, but often in small groups. (e.g. Maeda and Kasai, Hibiki and Kanade) Among the male characters of SDRA2, Kasai has the largest foot size. Kasai has a bad sleeping habit. Will Kasai ever get a girlfriend? If so, he should be popular with girls who love gap moe. Kasai and Maeda saw the weak Maeda in the prologue, and Kasai's hot-blooded soul burned and took care of him, so they naturally became close. Yoruko Kabuya------------------------- Kabuya is said to be closer to bisexual among the three. Among the SDRA2 kids, the characters who wake up the earliest are Makunouchi, Kasai, and Kabuya. Kabuya likes Sora as a friend. However, Lee Sang-in, a friend, says that he himself is not sure yet. Kabuya's grades are in the top ranks. If Chiebukuro, Kabuya, and Sora go to nail art together, they say they will each do it in their own image color. (Chiebukuro - sky blue, Sora - transparent (white), Kabuya (hot pink) Sora, Kabuya, and Chiebukuro When the three of them eat ramen, Sora and Kabuya add ordinary things like eggs and cheese, but Chiebukuro puts something like Tabasco sauce to make fun of the kids. Except for Sannoji, Kabuya is the best cook in SDRA2. Are you interested in fashion? Kabuya Her hobby is singing. Basically, she sings various genres, but her favorite songs are sweet pop and dance songs. Magorobi and Kabuya news Setsuka Chiebukuro ----------------------------------- Chiebukuro's grades are in the middle rank. When Chiebukuro, Kabuya, and Sora go to nail art together, they said they would each do it in their own image color. (Chiebukuro - sky blue, Sora - transparent (white), Kabuya (hot pink) Kasai, who collapsed at the end of Chapter 1, was eventually carried away by Sora and Chiebukuro. Sora, Kabuya, and Chiebukuro When the three of them eat ramen, Sora and Kabuya add ordinary things like eggs and cheese, but Chiebukuro puts something like Tabasco sauce to make fun of the kids. If Chiebukuro looses her hair, it will come up to her waist. Chiebukuro's pros and cons Voice source: Tomatsu Haruka, the C-Sha role in the Hyperdimension Neptunia series Criticism: Nice! Counterargument: I don't know what you're talking about. Chiebukuro has the largest foot size among all the female Shudannaders. Chiebukuro feels uncomfortable walking around with one eye closed, but forcibly closes it. Hajime Makunouchi----------------------------------------- Among Makunouchi and Kasai, Kasai has the upper hand in strength, but Makunouchi dominates in fighting power. Makunouchi is probably mechanical. Among the SDRA2 kids, the characters who wake up the earliest are Makunouchi, Kasai, and Kabuya. If one of the Void members commits murder, the rest of the members, including Sannoji, take priority over their own lives as long as the class trial is held. Makunouchi's grades are at the bottom. If Sora had answered Makunouchi or Magorobi’s chat more seriously, they would have committed murder. Among DRA and SDRA2, when simply looking at "popularity from the opposite sex", the students who enjoyed the most popularity were SDRA2 and Makunouchi/Magorobi. When Kasai shielded Makunouchi during the trial, Makunouchi felt a little guilty but didn't care too much. After Makunouchi was revealed to be a void, he said that he had fun for a week and felt like he had made friends. If Makunouchi and Sannoji fight, Sannoji wins. In Chapter 1, Yomiuri and Makunouchi were neither particularly close nor far apart. Since Makunouchi is a celebrity in the boxing world, the interview would have continued. Makunouchi stays away from anything unhealthy (sweets and fast food). He doesnt eat it at all, but he is very reluctant. Makunouchi's hair color isn't gradation, it's just blonde. I think it looks like that because it's blonde hair with a very high brightness, so it shines when exposed to light. If Makunouchi takes off his sunglasses in a bright place, it doesn't mean that he can't see at all, it's like an aftereffect. If you get caught neglecting your health by Makunouchi, there will be a 24-hour full course health lecture video viewing and Makunouchi's close health assistant. Makunouchi is not as good as Higa, but he is aware that he has a lot of female fans. The reason why Makunouchi tied his hair in a ponytail was because it happened to be long and tied it back. He doesn't tie it because it flutters and gets in the way when he exercise.. Makunouchi's ideal type is active (lively) and full of health. If Makunouchi was murdered, the method of killing would be that Makunouchi's reflexes and physical strength are exceptional, so he would kill him by poison or surprise attack, since normal attacks would be too risky. If the children who are muscle idiots change each other's talents, there will be no big difference since they are sports enthusiasts regardless of their talents and have similar personalities. Makunouchi suffered from an incurable disease from a young age, so he was always obsessed with health. He hates fast food and has never tried it. The reason why I like giving Makunouchi and Maeda a red book in free action is that I didn't put much importance on the symbol of the gift and made it, but there are too many gifts, so most decide on each gift by looking at the character's image, but the red book It's an erotic book itself (some people might not like it), and it has a strong comedic image, so I chose children who would be okay with something pleasant and gag, because that was Maeda and Makunouchi. The void itself wasn't light enough to play around with, but they must have been close to each other as colleagues. Makunouchi's favorite food is health food, protein, and the food he hates is instant food. Makunouchi was originally a slightly delinquent student. He was scouted by the gym leader passing by while fighting each other in the street. From that day on, he changed his mind and devoted himself to sports. Makunouchi had to be discharged after recovering from illness, but was moved to a nearby orphanage because there was no guardian. After that, he grew up with a nursery teacher. Makunouchi may have resented his parents for abandoning him and Sannoji right before he was punished, but he won't resent that much now that everything is over. When Makunouchi drinks alcohol, he's not weak, just like Makunouchi with a healthy body. I'm a high school student, so I shouldn't drink, but there are almost no injections. Among the male students, Makunouchi will receive the most chocolate on Valentine's Day. First of all, it is famous in the boxing world and is popular among the public. The manga that Makunouchi likes is a step towards the beginning. If Makunouchi received chocolate on Valentine's Day, he would respond with "Thank you, chocolate is not good for your health, so I'll just keep it." Prologue During the swimming event, Makunouchi was saying something to Kagarin, and at that time, he was talking about admiring Kagarin's body for the first time. Of course, Kagarin slammed it coldly. Makunouchi must have been dyed. He probably dyed his hair when he was in bad shape before learning boxing. Makunouchi takes off his sunglasses in official matches, of course. After being discharged from the hospital, Makunouchi lived in an orphanage. At this time, the pain of being abandoned by his family did not go away, but he must have been happy because he was alive. Makunouchi had an unhappy past, so he probably couldn't afford to be in love. Makunouchi's AV taste will like the AV of an actor full of physical beauty. Makunouchi sleeps wearing only panties. Makunouchi dolls that came out after Makunouchi's execution must have been thrown away. Makunouchi doesn't have any sleeping habits. Makunouchi's private clothes are very open-minded. Even in the middle of winter, He tends to wear it lightly, and he usually wears a shirt or shorts. Makunouchi is strong when it comes to taking care of his health if he has a lover. Take care of your partner's health more than your own. If Makunouchi had a lover, he would be scolded by his lover a lot for that weak point, since he is basically an athletic idiot and has many indelicate aspects. If Makunouchi hadn't killed in Chapter 1, he would have betrayed Sannoji like the fourth void. Makunouchi seems to be tone deaf. ​ submitted by /u/SoLingersTheOcean to r/DanganronpaAnother [link] [comments]

I just got back my photos from my October 30 wedding and thought I'd share some details and reflections. I was married in North/Central AR with around 60 guests and came in just over 8K total. I'm so sorry this is so long, didn't realize I had this much to say. Venue: $2,495 Venue was obviously the biggest part of our budget. We found an excellent deal with the Chapel at Dragonfly Farms: the property included a chapel, garden ceremony area with bench seating, heated and lighted pavilion, bridal cottage, parking for one hundred cars, Edison lights around the property, twelve tables, one hundred chairs, and tablecloths. The venue was very well staged and made for excellent photographs. https://preview.redd.it/57ave8ou0w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e5595fff552ade34ad94efc0e00a2fb790e4462a Photographer: $1,200 We got an excellent deal on our photographer as he is both a friend and someone whose work I trusted from our earlier engagement and maternity shoots. He and his wife (acting as a second shooter) took photos for 4 hours. The downside to hiring a friend is we got no solid timeline and had no contract to refer to - so it took around two months to receive all edited photos back. Of the 1,400 they shot that day, I got back 550. ​ https://preview.redd.it/af9hyk3z0w9a1.jpg?width=3788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a851a64fcc1c897d440f466d1e833645f394a5f8 Rings: $1,100 We were actually really surprised how much wedding bands are now. My husband got a simple silver band and I got a thin diamond band which was soldered on to my engagement ring. We took out a Zales card for this one, not realizing it would be so much right at the end of wedding prep. ​ https://preview.redd.it/9d99t1px2w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f904a91fb340a36d7dbdbda394a5387d9fd2a378 DJ: $650 My DJ made me a little nervous because I found him on a Facebook wedding group. He said he only uses Spotify playlists - I use Amazon Unlimited so I just had to type up my list and send it over. He was on time, followed the musical cues I had asked for, and for the most part played every song included on my list. He did miss Monster Mash at a Halloween wedding and had to be reminded of my last song, but I was overall quite pleased and got a great deal. Dress and Shoes: $400 When I say I got lucky, I really got lucky with much of my wedding budget. I found, on a Facebook wedding sale page, an unworn Justin Alexander brand new in bag. She paid $1,800, but gained too much weight to wear it before her wedding and sold it to me for $350. I had to watch carbs a little more strictly to make sure it fit and had a small alteration done to reinforce the hook at the top of the zipper (seamstress only charged me $10 and I tipped her another $10) and it worked perfectly. In hindsight, I might have paid to have it steamed as there are minor creases in the silk. My shoes were Steve Madden spiked stilettos I found on sale at JCPenny for $30 (regular $94). ​ https://preview.redd.it/mcjnpdqv9w9a1.jpg?width=3936&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=507793337c090291a7ce3e7ef8e9ee5230793dbf ​ https://preview.redd.it/78g1eutf1w9a1.jpg?width=5815&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=27c82c2b0e987226fd0ffc9c6a01225d9c0114b9 Food: $350 This is honestly where I was the luckiest. My husband is a cook for a hospital and has a bit of experience with catering parties. His work allowed him to purchase all food at cost (pulled chicken, sausages, baked beans, macaroni, velveeta, potato salad, barbecue sauce) and the amount of sternos needed to keep the food warm for 4-5 hours. We were able to borrow hot and cold food insulators, chafing dishes, and utensils as long as we returned them in the next few days and my husband washed everything. We realize we were super lucky to be able to do this, our venue was quoting $10 a head with one meat and two sides and anything additional was an upcharge. Cake and Cupcakes: $285 I used one of my favorite local bakeries, Confectionately Yours, for my cake and gourmet cupcakes. I got a two tier cake for 60 and 36 cupcakes. The only hangup was that I was very explicit that my wedding colors were white, black, orange, and light lavender and the roses on my cake were decidedly more blue than purple. They gave me a free three layer one tier cake to make up for the mistake. I also get the same top tier for our one year anniversary fresh from the bakery. This was actually cheaper than what I was quoted from a local supermarket! ​ https://preview.redd.it/ukshy0rs1w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3281fdb677f61fc3f22b6a529ff7f3112b59430 https://preview.redd.it/9z4bdepk1w9a1.jpg?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=477b4604883dcc1ee910e6232d9fc17cc3f83fa4 Bartender: $250 My bartender was a vendor provided by the venue at this price, which covered 4 hours and included ice and large steel tubs. She served beer, wine, and hard liquor that we provided and her license covered the liquor license we would have needed without a bartender on the property. Groom's Suit and Shoes: $240 Again, we got awesome deals on wedding things. We went to what appeared to be a prom store in the mall and they had a deal on five piece suits for $180 and his gorgeous orange shoes were around $60. ​ https://preview.redd.it/x74ajmc33w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03c9fa3624a55a8e3b8301e78108d3c8bb8d79e8 Florals: ~$200 I did DIY on all florals (black flowers don't really occur in nature and they're hella expensive where they do). It was also super hard to find lavender in winter months. I did a hodgepodge of Walmart, Dollar Tree, Hobby Lobby, and Joann flowers, searching for the exact colors I wanted for my wedding. I used black plastic stems and eliminated all green 'leaves' to keep my aesthetic clean. For my bouquet, I used hemp twine to tightly wrap all stems together, hot glue to secure, and white lace to cover all twine. I made the floral arrangements myself for the arch piece, two large pieces for the sweetheart table and other decor, and fashioned boutonnieres out of fake orange roses and safety pins (I promise literally no one noticed). ​ https://preview.redd.it/2k12wnmd3w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6731adb280b3fd0e327444b557cd842063c15cb6 Alcohol: $200 We purchased two gallons of Absolut vodka, made mixers for our two signature drinks, a case of those pre-mixed shots, six-ish bottles of wine, and a few cases of beer. (Family members had way overestimated how much beer they would drink that weekend so we had ample extra beer given to us). We had way too much liquor leftover. Centerpieces: ~$100 I found an Instagram reel with these Halloween candle DIY centerpieces. My mother-in-law crafted 10 of these and purchased black tea lights for each. I spray painted some small white skulls black and added black glitter to them. I bought 25 white painted Mason jars from a bride whose wedding was canceled (again, Facebook wedding group), this and some unused florals were $30. Similarly, the 24 smaller pieces are glass jars that have been spray painted black, spray painted with glue, then coated in fine black glitter. Goodwill's prices on glass jars is crazy, like $3-5 apiece so I also used whatever I had at home, including empty candle jars. I'm guessing this price based on the pool noodles, black spray paint (around 3 cans), white painted Mason jars, black glitter spooky vines, spray glue, tea lights, and three jars of black glitter. ​ https://preview.redd.it/1t9n6ov64w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4aaf03c50cc561371357d84057b637207b610f Favors (Kid's Trick or Treat Table): ~$150 For the kid's favors, I purchased cute metallic trick-or-treat bags for 14 kids (we didn't end up having fourteen, but they were all gone anyway). We created a table spread of three or four huge bags of candy, flavored cotton candy tubs, silver rock candy, and about a dozen different types of favors. My children got to hit the table last when most of the larger items had already been swiped, which was a bit bizarre for me. I guess never underestimate how much family/friends will grab free stuff. ​ https://preview.redd.it/94ue955c4w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a77e42d9215aa3ce616425a2080f415025e62f6 Plates, Napkins, Stemware, Serving Trays, etc: $200 The plates at my tables were Halloween themed tye dye plastic plates from Walmart, at $0.50 apiece. Matching cups were provided for non-alcoholic drinks. I let people take them home if they liked as favors. We were donated orange martini glasses from a wedding that didn't use them for alcoholic drinks that weren't either in bottles or some styrofoam cups we grabbed last minute. We purchased black napkins and rose gold fake silverware from Hobby Lobby (on sale at half off for Fall party supplies). I purchased rustic white washed wooden planks from Walmart to place the cake and cupcakes on ($10-$20 each). The glass skull drink dispensers were also from Walmart for around $15 each and worked out really well. We had to top each off (water, lemonade, and sweet tea) once. Kids Suits and Shoes: $400 Each of the children's suits were $100 from the same "prom" store we got my husband's suit and shoes were $60 apiece. Since we bought my husband's suit there first, we got a deep discount for purchasing three kid's suits and shoes and were able to get this awesome deal. It never hurts to ask when dealing with a non-mega-corporation. Masks: ~$100 It wouldn't be a Halloween wedding without a few spooky family photos. We purchased all five masks from Spirit Halloween (would've been a better deal if I had bought the year before when Spirit goes 50% off the day after Halloween) ​ https://preview.redd.it/r2iafzlf9w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2e919c5a3339cc5a57da76246ff63e28f10a88f8 Nails, Waxing, Spray Tan: ~$200 with tips Don't underestimate last-minute expenses like these. I got great deals, but I also did couponing and price shopping to get the best deals on these services. Officiant: Free I'm not a particularly religious person, but my parents offered to cover the officiant if I chose the pastor of their church. He has always been good to me so I asked him. We were supposed to take him out to lunch to plan the ceremony, but he actually insisted on paying. From what my parents told me, they took care of him after the reception, as he never asked for any money. We winced through some of the woman-made-for-man stuff and I just focused on the love aspect. We did our own vows too, careful to omit things like 'obey'. Did not think I would cry, cried a lot. You might practice pretty cry faces, haha Hair and Makeup: Free I did my own makeup (don't trust anyone else to do my face the way I like it) and it worked out fine. My new sister-in-law is a hairdresser and stepped in to help last minute when my mom was failing to do the hairstyle she was attempting. She was an absolute godsend. Wrap-Up Thoughts I meticulously planned this wedding down to the smallest details. I spent hours a week on DIY flower arrangements and centerpieces. I was only able to do this because I was working part time, so absolutely no shame in hiring a planner to do these things for you. I spent about 4 hours at the venue before anyone arrived perfecting my tables and decorations and still ran out of time. I probably should have asked for help on things, but I wanted everything done a certain way. We had to put some of this on a credit card, but it was so worth it to do everything exactly how I wanted it. My mother wanted us to do garter-toss and things like that but I was able to veto that easily because it was my wedding and I paid for it. I'm beyond stoked with how everything turned out and I wish all of you can also have your perfect wedding. ​ https://preview.redd.it/z7ehxqs09w9a1.jpg?width=6048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b915ec77054c72201f2e7cf7f7d7aa3e7e89cb83 submitted by /u/Unrepentant_KyloStan to r/weddingplanning [link] [comments]

The wedge haircut is a refreshing change for many women, and this retro short haircut for fine straight hair has been a retro trend since 1970. The wedge haircut is ideal for women with short, fine hair and slim women in their fifties. If you are a barber and want to cut wedge haircut for your clients or if you are a regular person but bought a wig and want to make your own wedge haircut, this article is your best helper to cut wedge haircut in an ideal way. 1. How to cut wedge haircut? Step 1 Bangs trim https://preview.redd.it/1gz190gfp2z91.png?width=393&format=png&auto=webp&s=52e0dc0f206ff61de3123cafcfc75e35f10236f1 First, keep your hair at 50% wet, and divide your hair into two parts, front and back. The front part of the hair is used to trim the bangs. If you want the bangs to look fuller and to better decorate your forehead, you can choose to leave more hair in the front. The bangs will be trimmed in layers so that the end part of your hair looks like an inverted triangle. Step 2 clipper trim the innermost hair https://preview.redd.it/r2p1z1bgp2z91.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=8fafa0cdbb5075aeb4973e48a1f6922bc1a3695f Now start working on the back half of your hair, leaving the longer hair at the top of the back of your head, splitting it into the left and right sides of your hair, and securing them with clips. Take out the clipper and start cutting the hair closest to the neck. Because wedge haircut gives a very full feeling at the back of the head in the overall look, and this fullness comes not from the amount of hair but from the layers. This requires the inner hair to be cut shorter and then gradually extended to the outer layer. Step 3 Cut hair at 45° https://preview.redd.it/txmmh5fhp2z91.png?width=395&format=png&auto=webp&s=898ad7728d093c8d735db308c0ca6ad2983f58bb Put down the hair left at the back of the head, take out the scissors, and trim the hair at a 45-degree angle. Take out a strand of hair, hold it between your index and middle fingers, and trim the root part of the hair with scissors. After trimming a part of the hair and taking out a comb, comb through this part of the hair to check if it is neat and beautiful. After trimming, your hair will look round and full from the back. Please always remember that the essence of wedge haircut is at the back of the head, so make sure to trim it with more layers. Step 4 Adjust hair according to bangs https://preview.redd.it/56u54fdjp2z91.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=691cf37e3c142c44f19519605185972c0e2ee8c7 After trimming the back part of the hair, we need to adjust and modify the hair with the front bangs, so that the two parts of the hair blend better. Step 5 Blow dry hair and trim https://preview.redd.it/qlj7hz8op2z91.png?width=391&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd8698e67fbc48a94279d018b4fb378e4f9d330c We cut the general shape of wedge haircut in wet condition, but the hair in wet condition and the dry condition are completely different. So blow dry your hair and trim it from the neck to make your hair look neater. Then use scissors to cut the back part of your head with more layers and a natural transition to the bangs. 2. Are wedge haircuts out of style? definitely no https://preview.redd.it/e5syzujpp2z91.png?width=557&format=png&auto=webp&s=38f627cf34f36a690c2427b666fbd2c5379efd65 Are wedge haircuts out of style? Of course, it is! The wedge haircut is currently in a fashion not only for those over 50 but also for many young women who are trying it out. After all, wedge haircut is really a hairstyle that makes your appearance look more streamlined and competent. We generally say that celebrities are the leaders of hair trends, do celebrities like wedge haircut? What kind of hairstyle inspiration can we get from the actress' hairstyle? 3. Best wedge haircuts to try 3.1 wedge haircuts with dark roots blonde hair https://preview.redd.it/m0di794rp2z91.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=05d1bc52a854d8bb189e61efa0bd30fd83c1a290 For women who have a thin and pronounced neckline, wedge haircuts can be trimmed a little shorter. The dark roots with blonde hair color combination add a new element to this hairstyle, so you don't have to worry if wedge haircuts are out of fashion, but you can look like you have the most popular hairstyle and color of the moment. hair color. 3.2 Side part wedge haircuts ​ https://preview.redd.it/hjb422asp2z91.png?width=390&format=png&auto=webp&s=9acc18f69d63978746fb4dae8bd7543f6506a1bd If you want to make your head look more rounded and full, and prefer side-part bangs instead of bangs, side-part wedge haircuts are the best choice for you. The overall golden color is perfect for dark-skinned girls to try, and placing the bangs on one side can show a unique temperament and a personalized attitude toward fashion. The most important thing is to have a pair of large earrings that will add a lot of unique temperament for mature women. 3.3 wedge haircuts for women over fifty https://preview.redd.it/s6jmpdowp2z91.png?width=396&format=png&auto=webp&s=aff8d6214d536773c450b63336fbcfea28715423 With a comparison chart, you can see very visually how amazing wedge haircuts are in making a woman look younger! By choosing brown hair color and pairing it with air bangs, wedge haircuts will not only enhance your overall facial curves but also make you look more refreshed. 4. Conclusion Who wouldn't love a hairstyle that makes them look younger? submitted by /u/hiarthairofficial to r/HairCareInfo [link] [comments]

I answered questions I think people might have below. Please feel free to ask me additional questions! Sorry for any typos! I should be clear — I am a cis-female. Meaning I was born a female. Happy reading! Diagnosis: My official diagnosis is scarring alopecia (also known as Central Centrifugal Cicatricial Alopecia or CCCA). Essentially, a bald spot starts in the crown and spreads outward. For me, it’s mostly impacted my crown and front portion of my hair. I’ve had it for 10+ years. What causes scarring alopecia/CCCA? Studies are still being done about this. All I know is that it's an autoimmune disorder. Basically, my body attacks my hair follicles because it believes it's hurting me. At what age did you notice the balding? I noticed it at around 12. It started as a small spot in the center of my head. No bigger than 0.5 inch. This was in the early 2000s so doctors were unsure of what to do. My first dermatologist took a biopsy and told me there were no hairs visible. I don't remember getting a prescription for anything. When were you officially diagnosed with CCCA? When I was in my mid 20s. I saw probably 10 doctors in the span of 10+ years. Other doctors told me it was alopecia areata, but turns out, it wasn't! Okay, but I heard that "ethnic hairstyles" can contribute to CCCA. Did you do any of those hairstyles growing up? I never braided my hair until I was around 20 -- at which point, I started getting weaves to hide my CCCA. However, my mom did perm my hair regularly since I was... (hold your gasp)... 2-3 years old. Her rationale was that I had "too much hair" and would "cry" when she combed it. SMH! She understands how dangerous it was -- now. My mother is from a Caribbean country.... Hispanic. If you know, you know. Can you quantify the amount of hair loss you had at the point right before the procedure? I would say I had about 50-55% hair loss at the time of my HT. When was the last time you noticed "new" hair loss? Probably 4 years ago. I noticed the hair in the front of my head was thinning. Before that, it was just my crown that suffered from it. How did you style you hair after your CCCA continued to progress? As I said above, I wore weaves, but then I stopped because my head is super sensitive. Luckily, wigs have been looking better and better, so I stick to that now. Glueless ones. Also, I am able (at least before I shaved my head) to tie my natural hair in a bun, which is pretty incredible given my hair loss. You can't tell I have CCCA when I do that. Baby hairs laid and everything! I watched Youtube tutorials and it showed me how to create hair ties that had curly hair on it. Then I tie those to my bun. It sounds complicated, but it definitely helped provide an illusion. Why HT vs. other treatment? It was recommended to me by my last dermatologist. I went to him to try more steroid shots. I had literally tried everything. He's the one who told me I had CCCA and not alopecia areata. He recommended that I look into a HT, which had never crossed my mind before. There was also the fact that I was/am young. That being said, some doctors are reluctant when it comes to performing a HT on someone with CCCA, but luckily there are a few that think it’s worth a try. There are studies that show someone with CCCA can experience positive results from a HT. One of those doctors that thought it was worth a shot -- was in New York. Well, that sounds pretty risky. Can it awaken your CCCA? Maybe, but I literally have nothing to lose. I am so used to wigs. I'd be okay! I had to at least try. So you just jumped into the HT? Nope, I knew it was risky given my case so I opted to get a “test site” done in NY. The implants were placed in my crown... the test site itself was the size of a nickel, at best. The doctor used the FUT method — which is arguably better for “afro-curly”’hair. With FUT, you have to get stitches. That was the painful part of the procedure. Nothing else hurt -- not the implants, etc. After about three months, I saw growth — I couldn’t believe it. What was the cost of the "test site" via FUT in NY? About $1,400. How long did it take? Maybe 2 hours max. *I highly recommend doing a test site if you’re unsure as to whether it will work* Why did you get the HT in Turkey vs. NY? Mainly pricing. In NY, the doctor wanted to charge me around $20K to do "as much as could be done." I can afford NY prices, but given that my condition can really be a hit or miss, I didn't want to spend $20K and be pissed if it didn't work. Then COVID hit. I had too much time on my hands and it led me to researching getting a HT elsewhere. I decided on Turkey after reading it was the HT capital of the world. What clinic did you select and how much did you pay? I went to (name taken out — don’t want it to look like an ad.... message me if you want to know) and I paid around 2,130 euros for ~2800 grafts. This price included transportation (roundtrip from airport to hotel and from hotel to clinic and back for each appointment -- also, the van has wifi!), 5 days & 4 nights at a 4 star hotel near the clinic, and of course the procedure itself. There are so many clinics in Turkey... so why did you choose your clinic? Again, some doctors are reluctant to work on people with CCCA. Others are reluctant to work with people who have "afro-curly" hair. I was deciding between a few clinics, but aside from looking at before/after pictures & testimonials, this clinic just gave me the best vibe overall. The people I was in contact with were just super amicable and gregarious. Why did you get a partial HT and not a full HT? I didn't have enough hair to get a full HT. The doctor wanted to take hair from the back of my head only -- vs. any that was in the front because the front has been thinning, but the back has been pretty solid. So look at it this way: my donor area (just the back of my head) accounts for ~40-45% of my hair. If I have 50-55% hair loss, it's impossible to cover all of that with my donor area. So will you go back to finish it or at least make it fuller? It all depends on the results from this HT! Was the procedure painful? The most painful part was the local anesthetic (numbing you for the procedure). The best way to describe it is... it feels like someone is snapping a rubber band against the your head like 30 times. The actual retrieval from the donor area and implanting the hair did not hurt — not even after the procedure! Not an hour after, not days after. Because I had done this in NY, I already knew what to expect. The other painful part is laying down for hours!!!! OMG. My back was killing me! They injected pain killers into the thing in my arm during the implantation part -- pretty sure, everyone gets this as a precautionary measure. What other medication did you get? I got pain killers (didn't take it at all), anti-inflammatory, and something to prevent infection. I took them for about 7 days. One of them taste like CRAP -- dissolves in your mouth quickly, so just FYI. LOL. What time was your procedure? I was picked up from my hotel at 7:30AM. The clinic is less than 5 minutes away. I did some paperwork, etc. and the procedure (including numbing) started at 9AM. Can you explain a little bit more about what happened between 7:30AM and 9AM? I talked to the intake person (who gave me a goodie bag, post-care instructions, etc.) and then saw the doctor at around 7:45AM. It wasn't Dr. XXX who is on all the promotional materials (but I met him later on and he was super nice). This doc took a look at my head -- and of course, this is the first time ever. He drew on it with marker and asked me where I wanted the hair placed since I could only get a partial HT on this trip. At 8:30AM, I paid for the procedure with credit card and had to walk to a different part of the building to do that. At 8:45AM, I got my room, they shaved my head, and I changed into a gown. Under the gown, I kept on my pants, but on the top, I could only keep on my bra. They gave me a blanket during the procedure because it was cold. Did you get FUT or FUE in Turkey? I got FUE. That is the newest technology and doesn't require stitches, unlike FUT. There is debate about whether FUT is better for "afro-curly" hair, but back in NY when I did my test site, the assistant (who had 10+ years of experience) told the doctor that I was an excellent candidate for FUE, but my the doctor still wanted to do FUT. Who performs the procedure in Turkey? The assistants. They may be nurses... I am unsure. The two male doctors checked in a few times. I do not believe that any doctor actually did any part of my procedure... maybe the cutting of the slits to place the implants? I’m not sure. Remember, you’re laying down the entire time (my eyes were covered or closed). I could only listen for voices, which were in Turkish. In NY, did the doctor perform your procedure? Nope, the assistant did (who had about 10+ years of experience and was such a gem). My doctor only cut the slits in my head for the implants, so when I was looking at clinics in Turkey, I was not expecting the doctor to do the procedure. Okay, back to Turkey! How long did the procedure take ? The extraction from the donor area took about 2.5 hours. The implantation took about 4-4.5 hours. Disclaimer: The doctor and staff said it's because of my "afro-curly" hair and that for straight hair, it takes less time. Did you have a bathroom break? Yes, a 5 minute break during the extraction and same during implantation. I asked! I wasn’t afraid to. If you gotta go, you gotta go. Plus, like I said before, my back was killing me. What does the procedure room look like? It looks like a private hospital room. There is a private bathroom inside. A bed in the center. A side table. When and where did you eat lunch? What did you have? I ate when they finished extracting the hairs from my donor area. Lunch was about 15 minutes at the side table I mentioned above -- and delivered to the room. It was a simple sandwich and a juice box. The juice was good lol. Why did you stay for 5 days and 4 nights? Isn't the typical stay 3 days and 2 nights? I flew in from NY. I didn’t want to leave so quickly... I mean the flight alone is ~10 hours! Plus, I was able to stretch out my appointments. I had my blood drawn on Day 1 (day I arrived). I had the procedure on Day 2. Bandage removal on Day 3. First hair wash on Day 4. Airport on Day 5. No rushing :) Were there other people getting HTs at the same time? I would assume so, but not in the same room as me. I saw a handful of people in the waiting area with bandages, etc. Sometimes, I shared a ride with them to the hotel. On the way to the airport for departure, there were 3 other people with me. More men than women? Definitely. . I’m pretty sure I was the only woman there for that week. One patient asked to take pictures of my head because he was fascinated that a woman was getting this done. Do they shave your head before the procedure? Yes. There was an option to keep some of my donor hair, but it just didn't make sense to me. I think because of my "afro-curly" hair it would have made it harder for them, so I was happy to shave it. It felt so freeing. What is sleep like with the bandages and just post surgery generally? The first night after the procedure was uncomfortable. I could hear my head leaking into the bandages LOL. It's just a nasty feeling. It was the saline or whatever they used leaking -- not blood, by the way. They give you a cover for your pillow so you don't leak on it. You have to sleep upright for the first few nights and use the neck pillow. Again, super uncomfortable. At the airport, did you have to expose your head? I wore a scarf on my head... think: bandana. I was not asked to take it off. Honestly, it wouldn’t matter though. You’ll never see the airport people ever again anyways! So, they do your first wash. What's hair washing like after that? Well, after the first hair wash, which is always 48 hours after your procedure, you have to wash your hair daily for the next 10 days. They give you a special lotion and shampoo. They also give you a spray bottle because they don't want you standing under a shower head. It would be too much pressure on your head. You put the lotion on for however many minutes it says (I think it's 20 minutes). Spray it off (in the direction of your hair growth pattern). You put the shampoo on for ~5 minutes. Spray it off in the same manner. Done! Okay so what's next after the 10 days of solo washing your hair? Then you have to make sure the crust is off your head. Yup, your head will get scabby! It's nasty, but hey, they cut slits in your head so it's expected. You can lightly just tap it off with your hand. It looks like dandruff is falling. This is from Day 11-14, I believe. Make sure it's all off by Day 14. After that, back to regular hair washing with whatever products you normally use. No more spray bottle. Does your donor area get irritated? For sure. My donor area was super raw afterwards! I put the special lotion on it to soothe it (yes, you can also use it for that, and not just before the shower). I also started breaking out a bit -- yes, like pimples. It's much better now though. Did you experience any swelling? Yup, ON MY FACE, three days after the procedure. It was from all of the fluids they injected in me, but it was weird to look at. It took about four days to go back to normal. Did you wear a headband on your head to help with the swelling? Oddly enough, I didn't get a headband in my goodie bag. I think they forgot to give me one, but when I asked (I was on the way to the airport) they said it's because of the location of my implant. Don't know if that's necessarily true though or if they just felt bad for forgetting lol. Did anyone accompany you on the trip? Nope! What was it like traveling during COVID? It wasn't too bad. I did have to do a temperature check on my way to Turkey. Seating on planes vary -- some flights have you skip the middle seat -- other's don't. What was it like getting the procedure itself during COVID? It was fine. I kept my mask on during the procedure. Does the hotel have measures in place for COVID? Yes, you must have your temperature checked every time you enter the hotel. Do you have to do anything after surgery to stimulate hair growth? They provide you with a list of recommended medication (hair growth ones), but PRP treatment is also on the list. PRP treatment is when they take your blood and inject it into your head to help with hair growth. I actually had PRP performed as part of my procedure at the clinic before implantation. I think everyone does. Why PRP over medication? I just did not want to take medication. I already take meds for other stuff, so didn't want to add to it. I googled numerous before and after pictures from reputable sources in the U.S. and I am pleased with the potential results of PRP. When should you start the PRP treatment? You can start the PRP treatment one month after your procedure date. How often do you have to get PRP treatment? Once a month for the first 3 months. Then, once every 4-6 months after that. I'm unsure if I’ll go beyond a year. It depends on what my dermatologist recommends. What is the cost of PRP treatment per session in the U.S.? It’s about $400-$800/session! I would say more so closer to $800. Yup, definitely more expensive than medication, but I just wanted a more natural remedy. What was the hotel like? It was nice and clean. I felt super safe. It was actually a short walk to the clinic, but the driver always picks you up. There's a mall across the street and they have Krispy Kreme which is super delicious! Also, they have room service, so I spent the majority of my time in the room and ordered that way. My room service bill was 114 euros.... I ate probably 3 meals a day for the 5 days I was there (including steak a few times), so definitely inexpensive. I want to experience some relaxation. Is it possible to get a massage? Yes! I got one at the hotel spa. It was amazing. It cost about 60 euros for 90 minutes and they knew I had just had the procedure so they were careful not to bump or touch my head. ​ ​ *OKAY -- Please feel free to ask me anything! But, make sure no one has already asked it. Also, I’ll be sure to post photo updates of my HT results and PRP results. I truly hope this can be a resource for anyone who wants a HT, people of AA descent thinking of getting one, and women with scarring alopecia who are considering it. When I was planning on getting my procedure, there wasn't a lot to go on -- as far as AA women getting the procedure. I will keep everyone updated! ​ Progress Pictures. \**DISCLAIMER: I'm noticing the quality of the pictures look mediocre one uploaded through* ***IMGUR. I will try and remedy this....***\ TURKEY Before Surgery With Hair Front: https://imgur.com/BdFwrVW Front/Right: https://imgur.com/4pDlXma Top: https://imgur.com/WRjkvDh *Sorry! I have no pictures with my head fully shaved right before surgery :( Post Surgery 1 MONTH UPDATE collage FRONT: https://ibb.co/M7sm10H RIGHT: https://ibb.co/HtWFHHZ LEFT: https://ibb.co/9qvy0fx BACK: https://ibb.co/RNJBFfR I have experienced breakouts in my donor area. 2 months (Mid-Sept): https://ibb.co/vV4DnP3 3 months (Mid-Oct): (Planning to go to 1 year mark!) ​ PRP Treatment 1 Month (coming mid-late September!): 2 Months: 3 Months: submitted by /u/classyybougieratchet to r/tressless [link] [comments]

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“I forgot I walk like this everyday, all day.” Jaslene, doing what she had to fucking do to make an effortless impact. “I’m coming back.” Jaslene, letting Banks know that she can go ahead and crown that crackhead this year but she’s getting her revenge and this is her final warning. 6 months later… Tyra: JASLENE. Jaslene: aAaAAAGaAgHHHHHhHhHhHhH!!! My GODDDD. OH MY GOD GRACIAS TYRA OH MY GOD OH MY GOD. Jael: in the background YES GIRL. 3 months later… Tyra: America’s Next Top Model is…….. Jaslene. Jaslene: Oh my god Tieryra, thank you. ohh mafh guhhhuhuh. C6: Danielle or Joanie. This was THE tightest and still THE tightest Final 2 in Top Model history. Full stop. Period. And anyone who gives you another of the 23 final 2’s as the answer needs a lobotomy and an optometrist visit. Hand me your insurance card, I’ll be the one to book it for you. Everyone else is irrelevant ok. Katherine? A fellow North Carolinian bumpkin was ROBBED in favor of GINA of all people wtf. Wendy? Her journey was inspiring, but a sob story does not a Top Model make (looking at you Tahlia). Goodbye J. Lo. Kari? Could’ve been interesting, wasn’t a standout. Gina? Electric chair but god I felt bad for her she got REAMED by Janice AND Jade. Mollie Sue? Sent home bc she didn’t have a personality, went on to have a stellar career proving that personality means jack shit in the real world, Banks. Most real working models aren’t bouncing off the walls. Leslie? STUNNING Nicole Sherzinger clone and her Careers Shot!? WHEW. But she walked like she had a stick right up her ass (we’ll get to you soon, CariDee). Brooke? Big lip Brooke? Um… hmm. Lol. Nnenner as Twiggy would call her? Honestly? A tad overpraised. She had some moments of greatness but she never struck me as a winner. Now she KILLED challenges and is a stunning stunning beauty but had a sort of off personality, and I honestly would’ve rathered her headache of a BF, John compete over her. I feel like if Danielle would’ve broken her ass when she fell or died from food poisoning, Nnenna was their backup plan to win, and if you know how Reality TV works you know exactly why. (Also I wonder if Nnenna’s Nigerian accent would’ve been a major problem for CoverGirl since Tyra acted as if Danielle was speaking Cantonese with her’s). Furonda was THAT icon and she was the true diva! She WAS that girl. Remember when she threw DOWN in the Thai dancing challenge while Danielle was literally dying in the hospital!? Joanie laughing the whole time I live for C6. Sara? The lawyer they found in a mall that only got on bc she was tall? Tried to steal poses from Joanie bc she wasn’t creative nor interesting? Next. And now the one you’ve all been waiting for. The Ace of Spades, The Biracial Butterfly, The Undiscovered Supermodel, The Leftover Lady herself, Jade “Soldier Sister, recognize” Cole. Just a complete legend. No one can touch this one here, hunny. Jade might’ve been delusional and a bit of a crackhead at times but boy did she make good TV. When she said “goodbye J. Lo” to Wendy I felt that. “Furonda my dear I know your skin is bumpy, but my skin is flawless and you look really lumpy” “I’m sorry you don’t have the right qualifications” “THIS IS NOT AMERICAS NEXT TOP BEST FRIEND” “Oh a pArTy! You guys look fabulous… wonderful, fabulous” Her portfolio may have been ass save like 3 or 4 really great shots but god we were spoiled with this one here. Jade… will be hard to forget. Let’s assess the top 2. Bald – Tie. Ice Princess – Danielle. Fairy Tales – Danielle has the better face, Joanie has the better body. If I have to choose one I’d have to choose Danielle. Careers – Joanie, but Danielle still looked stunning. Krumping – Joanie. Dolls – Both nailed their respective dolls but Danielle’s is iconic. Crying – I think Tyra said Danielle’s focusing on beauty without thinking about emotion, while Joanie’s thinking about emotion and not thinking about beauty and its two different forms of sadness. Completely agree but Joanie captured the moment better. Mermaids – Joanie. Elephants – It’s so fucking close but I have to give it to Joanie for utilizing her body. OP Swimwear – Tie. CoverGirl – Danielle. That’s 7-6 in favor of Joanie. That’s how close this was. What I will agree with is that Joanie was stronger than Danielle in terms of photos. Dani had her off moments, but Joanie’s worst shot was… maybe her… her Ice Princess? And that’s still an A- at worst. Now on the runway. Despite the tendency for Danielle to fuck up walking (twice; once in that black/white dress during Ms. J’s teach and then iconically in those 10 inch heels where she sprained that baby toe), she killed it in her final runway. Now while that wink made me wanna vomit (bad Saleisha flashbacks), everything else? My girl STOMPED. Oh, she peed on the runway. Joanie was solid but like Nigel said, looked down too often and didn’t really command. Now for CoverGirl. The big boy. The one you NEED. Now I feel for Joanie bc they truly fucked her over with her hairstyle for that shoot that made her look 45 at the angle she was posed. It was definitely sort of tight-lipped and made her look older. It’s classically beautiful! Don’t get me wrong there’s nothing aesthically wrong with it at all. She just looks… not fresh to me. Also her commercial was solid, but her not knowing how to handle her smile definitely worked against her. It just felt stiff in the mouth. Danielle’s shot… why are we talking about it. I don’t even need to explain this. It killed and for me, was the thing that put her way over Joanie and won her the title. It was perfection, fresh and her skin…god. One thing we look back on as difficult was the treatment of Danielle’s gap & accent. It’s funny how Tyra lived for Laura C13’s Southern accent (which was far thicker & harsher than Danielle’s) but Danielle was “hard to understand” and her gap was distracting and blah blah blah. It’s just something I’ve always hated and how much they pressured her to close the gap (so glad Dani made them only go halfway) and speak differently. Maybe it’s because I’m from the South, but I never found her hard to understand at all. Her CG commercial was as solid as Joanie’s though she wasn’t looking at the camera. She enunciated every. single. word. I understand the need to have a neutral Newscaster accent to relate to anyone in the country, but Tyra definitely overexaggerated when critiquing her, similar to how much she disliked Kahlen’s CG, and it’s always just… bothered me almost as if it was mocking Danielle rather than critiquing her. I think it just needed a tad more neutralizing but it wasn’t that bad. Danielle was EXTREMELY likable and personal, hilarious relatable personality, she never had a negative light, showed her vulnerability, struggled with accepting changes that were pressed on her and overall, just showed passion for what she was here to do. Likewise, Joanie had a VERY down to earth personality who wasn’t afraid to read Jade and served as a great season narrator. Both had a lovely friendship and had such a great dynamic. Joanie had the chameleon nature in shoots that Danielle lacked and Danielle had the presence, attitude and unshakable confidence that Joanie lacked. They were the Yin & Yang of ANTM but the Final Exam rule stands: Danielle was stronger in the runway & CoverGirl, so Dani claimed the sixth title. I could see it going either way tho, and Danielle COULD have been a Runner-Up under the circumstance that Joanie pulls ahead on the runway. Either way, shoutout to Joanie for being such a gracious runner-up. Hey I’d like to do a runner-up reactions to losing ranking one day, and Joanie’s has always been one of my favorites. “The best girl won” …such a great person. She didn’t stick with modeling but found great success as a carpenter to this day and even had a show on HGTV! Love that for her. As for Dani she went on to have a pretty successful career, proving that the right decision was made. Her accent did become more neutral with time as shown by recent interviews, so Tyra can rest easy on that. The right decision was made and her winner interview was so incredible. “I’M A COVERGIRL MOMMY! I’M A COVERGIRL! OH MY GOSH… I’m a CoverGirl!?” Beautiful. C7: Melrose… but I understand why they crowned CariDee… i guess... Let’s talk about who it isn’t and why. Christian was aight. Mega- lmao who? Monique. Iconically evil, bedwetting, phone-hogging, dirty underwear spreading demon. She was… an irritating villain and got exactly what she deserved which is super rare. That was some heavy karma and her elimination speech makes me not feel a hint of sympathy. Her body of work wasn’t strong enough. Megg.. yeah she was cast for personality I didn’t see her winning at all and her elimination shot was… OOF. But um… yeah uh… YEAHHHH BABY!!! ROCK N ROLL!!! ...is liking a music genre really a personality trait? A.J. … so she had some serious makings of a model up to her elimination despite having some attitude issues here and there… and them pushing her to want it so bad was stupid. However, I felt her giving up did her no favors. Brooke wasn’t going to win ANTM and she cut mainly to get rid of her tbh (also girls that could’ve easily gone over her: Jaeda or Anchal, did well that week). They set her up to go home on her graduation for drama anyways. Anchal was wayyyy too insecure and gave up in the panel. I do understand insecurity but she herself a tad too much and most girls agreed even tho Melrose got the short end of that edit wise. Still one of the most beautiful girls on ANTM ever. Jaeda… strong masculine look that could’ve been successful but… one of the worst overseas girls in Top Model history. Just bad. Michelle had some strong photos but her wavering on if she wanted it in panel was her death sentence, despite a stunning shot, she sacrified herself for Amanda. It didn’t matter since Melrose was strong all season, Eugena started slaying in Spain and CariDee had a better body of work than Amanda. Eugena did well overseas but prior to that was… pretty bad. Either way, Eugena had STRONG potential and reached it in Spain (great Secret commercial, INCREDIBLE Bullfighting shot WTF… her pool was aight, but she had a stunning CoverGirl tho I agree with Melrose staying). She ended up having a SUCCESSFUL career, getting in Times Square, getting Playmate of the Year. She was probably the most successful girl on the season and that doesn’t surprise me. But based on the show, she wasn’t anywhere near the winner of C7. That leaves the final 2 (a running trend here huh? Don’t worry this’ll end quite soon) Stereotypes – CariDee, though Melrose’s wasn’t that bad and didn’t deserve to be in the B2 over Jaeda… shudder. Hair Wars - Melrose. Both did well and while Melrose’s is prob better for the brief, I’ve always adored CariDee’s expression even if it’s very drag. Runway - MELROSE. She peed on the rickety runway. CariDee looked a damn fool. Freakshow - CariDee* It’s pretty fucking dope with the legs, though Melrose did her brief justice as well. Celebrit- **MELROSE. The context of this is ironically insane in hindsight but she executed this with PRECISION. Her Cheeto was spot on but her Melania was SICK. Gorgeous. Fabio - MELROSE. Girl… that shit was magic the cascading hair, the EXPRESSION AND BODY. Fuck. Black & Whi-- CARI-MF-DEE NO contest. Shit was on another level. Skydiving – Neither fuck this shoot. Secret Commerical - Melrose. Bullfighting – This is so hard… I think I’ll personally go CariDee for the effect of the drama, even tho Melrose looked stunning facially. Water Nym-- Melrose. Period. Finally, Covergirl - CARI-MF-DEE BY A COUNTRY MILE HOLY FUCK.* Melrose wins. So then we go to the runwa- Melrose. Just period. Melrose. I’m not even gonna waste lines of this post to build you up to this. Melrose stomped all over CariDee. CariDee was… bad lmao. So stiff and awkward and it was painful watching it back and seeing Tyra go “WOW” at her doing a 6-year-old, pose and swift turn… but Mel looked gorgeous. And Melrose was not out of line to freak out about CariDee ripping her gown. As a designer, she knows how much a piece means to a designer and how she wouldn’t want to be tarnished for Cari’s mistake. Melrose handled it with grace out there. She did a pretty cunty step over CariDee and then got to the end and spun the train GORGEOUSLY. Also Melrose’s dramatic screaming scene was beautiful and cinematic… CariDee looked cracked out of her fucking mind… awful. Miss J should’ve taken CariDee’s spot in the F2 after that mess. CoverGirl… ok let’s talk about it. CariDee’s shot is out of this world. It’s so unreal it looks like a Sim. Melrose struggled in the commercial and her shot just wasn’t on the level of Caridee. It was this that would cost Melrose the crown imho. Had she slayed, she’d have no contest. I’ve always felt so sorry for Melrose in how she was edited/portrayed. When you watch the cycle back in 2019 instead of 2006 when I was like 8, Melrose wasn’t a bitch. Though she claimed she could be a complete bitch in her audition, Melrose was a perfectionist and sometimes a little bossy, but she wasn’t a bitch (god is that problematic nowadays? You guys know what I mean). Robin, Camille, Ann/Eva, Keenyah, Nicole/Kim, Jade, Monique, Renee, Bianca, Whitney, etc. …now THEY were bitches in their own ways. Melrose wasn’t really evil, never targeted anyone. It was girls like CariDee, Eugena & A.J. that were pretty awful to her (calling her Smellrose DURING A CHALLENGE). If ANYONE was a bitch this cycle besides Monique it was EASILY Eugena. God… her comment about the C6 girls in her audition, talking about Evita not having a right to be there bc of her young kids. Ugh… there’s so many examples. I could do a deep dive on the treatment/edit of Melrose alone and probably will one day, that’s one to really dissect. I think in this area, Melrose was never going to win ANTM. In the very first episode when she explains why her name is Melrose and says “Melissa Rose” sounds like a country singer, Jay rolls his eyes. Like chile… It always goes back to that Cinderella narrative and for CariDee, she had her “insecurities”. Her having psoriasis which didn’t become a plot point (until right before finale), her suicide attempt, overcoming being brazen (that Nigel drama was so stupid and apparently Nigel laughed at it that day but they made it a plot point to teach a lesson) and her hypothermia situation which in Cari’s situation was so unfair (asked to push thru on set, then critiqued for not speaking up at panel; garbage). She constantly apologized proved how much she wanted it thru tears and had a journey that required her to go from bottom to top. Whereas a perfectionist Type A fashion designer who wins challenges every week and is unliked by all the girls… that’s not exactly the Cinderella fantasy they’re selling. You might be thinking… well missfleet, why would Melissa Rose lose to Carrie Deena if she slayed the runway and was a better performer in the competitio—CoverGirl. Period. CoverGirl trumps everything. It’s the main prize, it’s the big boy. You bomb CoverGirl, you don’t get the sponsorship. It’s simple. CariDee only won bc she did the best in CoverGirl and Melrose was the season’s edited bitch. That’s it imo. I do disagree with Melrose losing, though I can understand why CariDee won and her portfolio wasn’t THAT bad. I see it similarly to how I see Naima vs. Kahlen: Kahlen was stronger but Naima was still solid in areas. The degree of which is debated among fans. However unlike Naima or Nicole who I say deserved to win equally or at least understandably enough with their runners-up, I can’t say the same for CariDee. Melrose was stronger in more areas, CariDee was just a more “marketable” commodity in terms of her big personality and boldness. Melrose was the Elyse. The choice if this was an actual modeling scouting, rather than a reality show. Only because it is one, CariDee is the Adrianne and Melrose loses… and that’s a shame. C8: Jaslene (but Renee could’ve easily won if she didn’t read "old" or wasn’t such an unpleasant person). Do you want fucking neck!? Because she can give you neck. Let’s get into the biggest robbery in ANTM history. - “Why are you screaming so loud!?” “CUZ YOURE SO PRETTY OH MY GODDD.” “what about me” “YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL BUT TH-- THI- THE- THIS IS—” “Am I supposed to look at the fur like it’s stank” lamjffaoooo “my theme today is anti-fur like I hate fur… actually I really do like fur like I mean it makes you look hot” lamfaooooofoffjgkkhjk “kathleen what are you thinking?” “high fashion” “what does high fashion mean to you?” “like serious look like…gives angry face with big eyes” “this is high fashion? Holding a brush is high fashion” “kathleen starts laughing and screams OH GOD!” “I know right… I didn’t” jsjfjfjjfjfjfjgksksk Fuck we really lost out on a real two episode icon huh? Samantha had a lot of potential but I think this wasn’t really her time yet as she showed after the show was where she really slayed. She had a pretty good career especially for a 12th placer. Cassandra? My god her awful audition outfit was bad enough but her elimination shot oh my fucking goodness… the judges were SILENT. Then Nigel says… can we see a closeup. Still silent for a few seconds omfg. Felicia? Had some great potential and if they were gonna do that whole Saleisha thing for anybody I really wish it would’ve been her. TyTy didn’t want her younger fresher clone coming for her throne. Diana came in with so much fervor and determination and her proportions were so nice I thought she really had something there, but once she proved herself to never really hit it out of the park in photos and then showed very little drive… Remember when Jay asked her “why do you want to be ANTM?” and she said “JUST CUZ”…. girl… oof. Sarah sort of… fizzled out and its so strange considering she had all that experience as a photographer I thought Sarah could take it all the way from the auditions. Whitney shouldn’t have lasted as long as she did and kind of got lucky that other girls just proceeded to do worse than her. Never disliked her, just thought she shouldn’t have been one step away from going abroad. She’s NO Toccara, babe. … sigh. Our Jael. It’s always gonna be bittersweet watching this cycle back after Jael’s death but one thing about Jael was that she kept a level of spunkiness and personality that not many people have. And though I feel Jael covered a lot of personal demons with positivity, there’s not many Jael’s out there and I’ve felt this way from the beginning. Before her drug abuse was revealed, before her cancer, before her death. I feel like she had a pretty alright journey and I think she left at the right place, but she leaves a legacy on ANTM with her energy and this cycle wouldn’t have been the same without it. We need more Jael’s out there. Also, _ pardonne mon francais_, but fuck 50 Cent’s bitch ass. Brittany took some strong pictures half the cycle guys. Brittany could model her ASS off when she wanted to: her FUR, Valedictorian, CANDY, ELECTROCUTION!!!. I think she lost her luster after a while… and that short term memory bs was… girl. But Brittany had this look about her that was so Eastern European like she shouldn’t be from just Georgia. They made a huge mistake giving her that red cat on her head (ala Elina…). Either way, I disagree immensely with her going home over Dionne in terms of her performance that week but that Go-See performance sealed the deal jesus… Dionne… “I aint no fuckin lesbo” “jay I think im more comfortable naked!” “A T-SHIRT!? WHATCHU GONNA DO WITH A T-SHIRT!?” Let’s not forget when she almost murdered Renee. Let’s just say… Dionne got V-E-R-Y lucky. She REALLY skated by with girls doing worse than her every week. She definitely wasn’t winning and CoverGirl was NOT going to choose her but… you know, we stan Wholahay. St. Natasha taught is one (1) thing: some people have war. And in that moment Natalya Galkina was absolutely accurate: certain foreign individuals really do be having full blown hostile conflicts in their countries. So Brittany why are you having a verbal meltdown right now about this taxi on Cooper Street again? Natasha started off weak and uninspired. Her Pro-Life was basically her standing on a wall, her Teacher’s Pet (despite not being raised in America) was pretty bad. Her Candy was creative, her Crime Scenes was stunning, her GENDER BENT SHOOT LITERALLY SAVED LIVES. “wheres the wind… yo wind for my bitch!” “wot eet do shawduh” GIRL. Like c’mon. Just iconic. She did well in the stupid 4 personalities shoot, she was great with Michelle. Her Australian accent was terrible but she did good in the commercial, she EVISCERATED the Beach shoot. Now the Indigenous shoot was not good but I did like the body and she had a much better body of work than Dionne. I will always sing Natasha’s praises for taking the invasive bullying she got in Top 4 in stride. Her home life was none of their business and the fact that she didn’t let the pressure affect her and she kept it together without breaking? Whew. Shame on Jas, Dionne & Renee for that in hindsight. I’ve already made a post on it if you want a deep dive on that. Just nasty. That being said, Natasha, while having a pretty decent CoverGirl commercial… had a terrible CG shot I’m so sorry guys it’s so not good and not nearly as beautiful as Natasha naturally is. It’s so bad. She didn’t deserve that, I know it’s 12 years later, but I need to look at that film myself. In all fairness, Natasha deserved to go home that panel, but there’s several reasons by Renee did instead. Natasha was fucking hilarious, down to earth, complex, positive and invoked the wrath of some jealous competitors ala Melrose. But to say Natasha deserved to win C8, meaning she’d have to beat Jas & Renee… is delusional. What I will say is miss thing KILLED that final runway and pleasantly surprised me. Her letting her bottom just fall off and LEAVING IT THERE!? Oh that was the money shot. “thes girls are relly maskalin and they not supposed too be here? Why are they here?” idk natasha I have no idea. The sky is blue. Grass is green. Climate change is real. Nina Bo’nina Brown should’ve been Blac Chyna. Renee Alway was a bitch. All fact. Renee… jesus. Renee was bad ok, like I really can’t put words to it. She was so rude to Brittany, condescending to Jael just for having a positive outlook and was one of a few nasty people to Natasha. Renee needed that intervention from Tyra to put the mirror on how bad she was portraying herself and it… kinda helped? I think Renee was one of the most unrootable and unlikable frontrunners on any top model season save maybe Kristin C19. She was another level of mean and I think her past could have something to do with that. It was almost calculated? It’s so strange to look back on. That being said, Renee had one of the two strongest portfolios. Only opposed by Jaslene. Jaslene came back a little turned down from last time, which in a way helped her but also hurt her at points. Jaslene knew how to walk, she was photogenic as hell with those features and once she turned it up, she was really likable, though she had her bad moments too. All-in-all, she was spunky and was a clear frontrunner. Jaslene & Renee SHOULD HAVE been the objective final 2. I personally feel Renee was eliminated because she would’ve never won the cycle being the bitch aka villain and not get a major redemption arc (like Eva, CariDee, debatably Whitney, or Brittani). Also she got the same BS “you’re old” complain, when they were the one that cut her hair in the first place and the lights in her commercial were obviously gonna make her squint since she was the only one OUTSIDE. Renee’s portfolio was the only one that came close to Jaslene’s. Let’s settle this: Politics – Jaslene, though Renee’s was good her eyes are too far off rather than focused. School Stereotypes – Jaslene’s is out of the fucking universe tho Renee’s is still good. Candy - Renee I always found Jaslene’s to be not good (she’s amputated and her body looks very thin). Crime Scene - Renee, though Jaslene’s was graceful. Drag - Tie Jaslene was fine af. Renee got the job done. Personalities - Renee (oh she did this). Past ANTM Moments – Renee Commercial - Tyra - Tie They both demolished the hell out of this… I honestly can’t choose. Indigenous - Renee. CoverGirl - Honestly… tie.* So guess what… plot twist. I feel like Renee outperformed Jaslene on Cycle 8 photowise. Idk if this is an UO, but I shocked myself. Jaslene was strong but Renee had a strong performance too. So why is Jaslene my answer? Because Renee just wasn’t what they wanted. She wasn’t very fresh, she wasn’t going to be well-liked, and she wasn’t personable. It’s unfortunate what ended up happening to Renee and I feel sorry for her in a few aspects but not all. I hope that someday she can take back her life and send a positive message to her kids, since she was so adamant about doing that in the season. It’s never too late and hopefully she turns her life around. Though Renee was stronger imo, Jaslene represented so much more. She had a great walk, she was a relatable personality, she had a strong vivacious presence and she was could represent for many Latina girls out there who didn’t feel like they had that. She fit a mold that hadn’t been fit yet in the previous 7 and like I’ve said…Cinderella. She came from getting rejected the cycle prior, to not giving up, trying out again and winning. “Second time around…and I’m ANTM.” It writes itself. Still a strong winner and I wouldn't change a thing about how that ended up. Also she still walks like that everyday allday. Next time, hear my dissertation on why Saleisha & Whitney deserved to win their seasons fair and square…. just kidding could you imagine me going on the internet and lying to y’all like that. submitted by /u/missfleet2019 to r/ANTM [link] [comments]

[92/100 as of Oct6] 1. Shoulder capes - Capes worn over one shoulder that really hinder use of that arm, but look very dashing. 2. Spectacles - Whether they be simple glass windows (stained for the true fashionista), empty frames, or actual sight aids. 3. Tassels - Little useless pieces of cloth sewn onto clothes, for a small fortune, to just hang there. 4. Hoods - It's a great time for covert behaviours! Honestly who even wears hats these days? 5. The Colors/Symbols of a local noble - For whatever reason it is a good time to cajole favor from this noble, resulting in their colors being the latest fashion trend. 6. See Through Clothing - A very thin and finely woven mesh allows a transparency that you can still affix embroidery to. Be as scandalous as your social status allows! 7. Long Hair - The longer the better! You still need to be well groomed though. Emergency extensions can be purchased at a premium. 8. Short Caps - These tiny hats don't really do anything but keep things falling straight down from getting into your hair. At least your not wearing a hood like some peasant though. 9. Masks - All of the debauchery! None of the responsibility! 10. Illusory Feathers - Use magic to create the illusion of impossibly colored feathers on your person! Those who can't afford magic will use painted feathers, often at the ridicule of the wealthy. 11. Pointy Ends - Shoes, hats, collars, fingers of gloves, noses, whatever as long as it is really pointy. Tailors are not responsible for any nicks or cuts. 12. Wounds/Simulated wounds -Get that rough and rugged look. Simulations are available for the unfashionably intact. 13. Exotic Pets - Ideally dangerous ones. Note: Mimics are explicitly banned after the incident at Lady Hathsford's manor. 14. Outdoors Activities (non-violent) - Hiking, Climbing, Running, Spelunking, Diving, this might be the oddest fashion trend due to its health benefits. 15. Parasols - Keep the rain off your clothes and the sun off your skin with this ingenious new contraption! 16. Big Hats - Whether wide or tall, everyone should know exactly where you are and your hat is the best way to tell them. 17. Powdered Wigs - You can't expect to be taken seriously without white hair. You'll look like a child and be treated as such. 18. Shawls, Scarves, Mufflers - Only the truly obtuse would say you're just wearing a blanket on your shoulders when there are such obvious differences in fabric, density, and length. 19. Extravagancy - What it looks like barely matters. What matters is how much you spent on it and who you brag about it to. 20. Writing - The latest trend in embroidery has you sew writing into your outfits. Poems, speeches, religious text, I hear some wizards have even turned their clothes into scrolls! 21. Gloves - Showing your hands is an absolute faux pas these days. They're still laughing at the lad who took his glove off to remove a splinter, and that was 2 weeks ago! 22. Layered Clothes - Demonstrate your wealth by partitioning the ends of your clothes to show off all that fabric you can afford. 23. Tight, short, and revealing clothing - Fastidious use of fabric might have arisen due to war, trade issues, or simple moral degeneracy. 24. Facial Hair Trend - Clean shaven, Full bearded, Mustaches, or a specific style has emerged as a fashion must for those deemed capable. 25. Cosmetic Trend - Something specific to makeup has emerged as a fashion trend. Could be eye shadow, glitter, a specific lipstick shade, or any number of other things. 26. Togas - These simple robe-like outfits have become so popular, the armor is even being modeled after it. 27. Plant based trend - Anything from flowers and fruit to vines and branches. 28. Codpieces - This is now the first place a lady looks when appraising a male suitor, and no lady would be caught dead with a man with nothing to show between his legs. 29. Sleeves - Long sleeves, short sleeves, wide sleeves, poofy sleeves, tight sleeves, maybe even no sleeves. 30. Heeled or Platform shoes - The height advantage applies to all social scenarios. 31. Clockwork - Your tailor has been ripping you off, go see your local tinker. 32. Animal Based trend - Anything from bunny ears to bull rings through the nose to simple embroidery of noble house icons. 33. Brand name - A particular brand has emerged as a must have in the fashion sphere. Of course competition has driven prices to extremes, so many settle for cheaper knockoffs. 34. Military Wear - Everything from chest candy to epaulets and silk ropes. The goal is to look as much in uniform as possible without actually being in uniform (that's for the less fortunate). 35. Zippers - This new invention is being put everywhere, on everything, even where it serves no purpose! 36. Paper fans - Beat the heat with these exquisite new items. Come in varying degrees of luxury. 37. Weapon based trend - The use of a particular type of weapon has grown quite popular. 38. Banners, Standards, and Flags - Showing off your affiliations just makes things so convenient. 39. Belts - Tiny belts for your limbs, large belts for your torso, the more the better. There is a limit, but it's awkwardly high. 40. Expediency - People have become overly obsessed with minimizing the time they spend doing things. Being asked the time is has gone from common to constant, time to invest in a pocket watch. 41. A Random Color - roll 2d6; 2 - Brown, 3 - Pink, 4 - Orange, 5 - Yellow, 6 - Red, 7 - Black, 8 - White, 9 - Blue, 10 - Green, 11 - Violet, 12 - Gray. 42. Mocking a local noble - For whatever reason, bullying this noble is in right now. Making jokes at their expense or dressing up in a way to accentuate their flaws is solid strategy for social gains and humor. *43. Ancient Civilization theme - *A particular ancient civilization has arisen as the new phad. Artifact collection, weird dialects and party themes are to be expected. 44. The "Occult" - The "occult" has become the latest phad. Seances, ghost stories, and weird clothes abound. 45. A Particular Artist - An accomplished artist has taken over the fashion of the city. Everyone is pursuing and emulating their artwork. 46. Magic Items - A recent enchanting breakthrough has allowed ordinary people to be able to see magic within certain areas. Now nobles mix magic into their wardrobe to show off in these places. 47. A Foreign Accent - A recent foreign dignitary was a huge hit in the high society. Now everyone is imitating their accent, badly... 48. Bald/Shaved Head - Going hairless gives you a refined and bold look. 49. Invisible Boots - An offshoot from a recent barefoot phad, everyone is wearing these things (or pretending to). 50. Party Tricks - Every new trick is being met with great applause! It's actually getting quite competitive... 51. Cloaks - It's that time of year again. Stay warm and fashionable. 52. Fire - The city is full of things having to do with the element of fire. Torches, Braziers, Bonfires. 53. Water - The city is full of things having to do with the element of water. Fountains, Pools, Waterfalls. 54. Air - The city is full of things having to do with the element of air. Wind chimes, Pinwheels, Fans, Bellows repurposed to just blow guts of wind. 55. Earth - The city is full of things having to do with the element of earth. Rock features, sand gardens, glowing stones for light sources. 56. Narcotics Trend - Everyone is doing a particular type of drug. Might be best to sit this one out, though there is money to be made... 57. Capes - Don't wear these into battle, because this ceremonial garb is worn for social status only. 58. Short Hair - Long hair is hard to properly maintain so look well groomed with ease using this refreshingly cool fashion. 59. Overly Conservative Clothing - You can't expect to be let into any civilized establishment with more than your hands and face showing. 60. Tattoos - It might hurt a bit, but the stoicism is part of the charm. 61. Perfect Teeth - There is an amazing Dentistry available and everyone is looking for dental flaws to flex their newfound superiority. 62. Short Capes - These capes basically just cover the shoulders to give the regalness of a Cape without having something getting tangled in your legs. 63. Food based trend - Whether this food item is delicious or has "an acquired taste" it has taken the area by storm. You can't just eat it, you must be seen eating it. 64. A very particular hairstyle - Mohawks, Ponytails, Braids, or maybe just dyed a certain way. 65. Equestrian - While the races are the biggest aspect of this trend, it extends into all aspects of raising horses and the knowledge involved. 66. Falconry - While these exotic pets were initially difficult to obtain, you can purchase one already tamed with relative ease now that the fashion has taken full swing. 67. Dueling - The streets are full of youngsters with puffed out chests ready to challenge any they see carrying a weapon. Refusal means harrassment until you succumb or they find someone else to duel. 68. Perfume and Cologne - What you smell like isn't as important as WHO you smell like. 69. Sailing - Favorable weather has caused a rise in recreational sailing and the aquatic hobbies that come with it. 70. Education - Sounding smart is easy, so where you learned is matters more than what you learned. 71. Apathy - If you have to try to be fashionable, you're already unfashionable. 72. Poofy Clothes - These clothes have small pillows sewn into them to create parts that poof out. 73. Optical Illusions - Local artists have begun painting very realistic scenes onto walls that confuse and amaze. 74. Frugality - Unfortunately for the economy, bragging about how much money you saved is paramount to your social status. 75. Robes - I wish this comfortable garment was always in style. 76. Criminal Investigations - A string strange murders or extravagant thefts have taken over nearly every conversation in the city. 77. Astrology - Horoscopes and signs are all the rage during this superstitious trend. 78. Spellcasting - Magical ability is now the determining factor for your social status. This trend usually doesn't last long enough for people to spend the time to learn more than simple spells. 79. Religion - Practicing religion, or at least being seen practicing religion, is the latest social boon. Getting a popular religious leader to attend your party can be a huge status boost. 80. The Feywild - An obsession of fairytales and the Feywild has arisen. People have even taken to dressing up as Fey creatures. 81. The Macabre - Doom and Gloom have taken over the fashion scene. Though most practitioners seem to be merely running the motions. 82. Specific Hat Type - Top hats, tricornes, bonnets, Antoinette hats etc. 83. Vests - Why wear one shirt when you can wear two? 84. Piercings - For the price of a little pain you'll gain new places to hang jewelry from. 85. Loose clothing - A little extra fabric will have your clothes feeling light and flexible. 86. Furs and Pelts - Adding fur to any outfit gives it an extravagant and luxurious look. 87. Fireworks - The making of these explosive devices has become known to some craftsmen in the city. The fireworks display at your party can make it break your social status. 88. Lingo/Phrase/Idiom - A new phrase, idiom, or piece of lingo is growing in use. Not using it around certain people will make it hard to gain new friends. 89. Dog Breeding - The training and pedigree of your dog are in careful balance when assessing your social competence. 90. Cosmic Event - Astronomers have announced a rare cosmic event will be occurring soon. Everyone is hunting for the best place, and company, to view it with. 91. Productive Hobbies - Much to the ire of guildsmen, people have begun taking up productive crafts as hobbies. 92. Drink Based Trend - It could be a new drink like whiskey has been introduced to the region or something simpler like everyone making their own wines. submitted by /u/TheDrunkenMagi to r/d100 [link] [comments]

Yep, this is a huge rant, because I'm ASTOUNDED at how lazy the developers and the publisher is for this game. Granted, I do know there are some hard working people that are developing this game, but I'm addressing this as a whole, and I'm not trying to bash on the hard working individuals who are trying, but are being bogged down by greedy big wigs at EA and even DICE. I expected this game to be THE game of 2017. I am a huge Star Wars and Battlefront fan. I was looking forward to this all year, telling everyone that THIS was going to be THE game I played for the upcoming years. I played the original BF2 CONSTANTLY from 2005 to about 2011 ish. Now I just go back once in a while for nostalgia. When I learned that EA was making BF2 2017, I was stoked. This is it. Obviously, they had to have learned from their mistakes in BF 2015 right? WRONG. They took 3 steps forward and 20 steps back on this one. This is just going to be a long list of all the negatives I've experienced, not just with gameplay, but developer interaction included and some other things. I've played this game A LOT since the 14th. I'm level 41 now, so I have a lot of experience with this game. So, EA/DICE, this is why you've made a shit game, and this is why you're coming off as lazy. Lack of heroes: Where's Obi-Wan, Anakin, Jango Fett, General Grievous, Mace Windu, Count Dooku, Padme, Greedo, Ashoka, Ki-Adi-Mundi, Aayla Secura, Kit Fisto, Plo Koon, Jyn Erso, Director Krennic, Cad Bane, Assaj Ventress, Nien Numb, etc. The list goes on and on and on. And I know what you're thinking. "Free DLC". And yeah, you're right, I assume lots of these will be in DLC, but here's the thing. Having MAIN characters like Obi-Wan, Anakin, Windu, Dooku, Grievous as extra DLC characters and not having them in the base game is a disgrace. And all of these characters were in the 2005 BF2. It's not right to take out heroes, and throw them in the dlc just to keep the playerbase active. Save the DLC characters for people like ahsoka, the jedi masters, greedo, etc. THAT'S how you do it. Not throwing in main characters in dlc. Lack of Hero/Villain skins: Seriously DICE? You give us Han with a beard, but not skins for Luke, Leia, Maul, Vader? There are SO many you can do!! And no, no one on the face of this planet asked for a pink vader. It shows how little you guys interact with the community. You can have skins like, Hoth Luke, Bespin Luke, Farmboy Luke, Endor Luke, ESB Leia, A new hope Leia, Endor Leia. You can even do some for Han and Vader that are CANON. But no. You have to be lazy. Lack of communication from the company to the community: Okay, yes it was nice that you guys did an AMA way back about a month ago after the whole fuck up you did, but after that, it's been silence. Nothing. Just the occasional "Uh yeah we're working on it. No details on when it'll be fixed though." Seriously? That's it? There are SOOOOOOO many issues with the game and you're being silent. You'll see all the issues later in the list, but the least you could do is give us some dates and talk to us. You're not doing anything. You would think that with a Triple A publisher like this, they would have the man power to have someone just make a video talking to us. But no. The ability to purchase lootboxes with real money has been taken out, saying it will be back and we'll get updates bla bla bla like a month ago. Where's the update? What are you guys doing? Hello? Anyone there? You just have to be lazy. Progression: This is an issue I pointed out in my beta feedback (https://www.reddit.com/r/StarWarsBattlefront/comments/75duga/every_issue_ive_had_with_battlefront_2_please/). It's literally the first and main thing I put, and many others put, and nothing has been done except increase credits earned per match by like 100-200. And no, I'm not talking about the P2W aspect. I'm talking about how stupid the progression system is. The ONLY way to progress in the game is through randomized LOOT BOXES. Think about it. What's the main thing you strive for in progression in this game? Getting star cards and upgrading them. How do you get star cards? Randomized lootboxes. What's another way to buy them and upgrade them? Crafting parts. How do you get them? RANDOMIZED LOOTBOXES. Literally the only way to progress in the game is forcing you to take a chance and spend your earned credits on a slot machine. It's RIDICULOUS. We've complained about this since the beta, and you haven't done shit. and not to mention how slow progression is in general. Stop being lazy. FIX. IT. 40 players max: Okay come on now DICE, you've made countless battlefield games with 64 players max. Even the original BF2 that was made 12 YEARS AGO had 64 players. So why not this one? Oh I know. Laziness. You don't even put in the effort to add bots on GA maps. That would make it feel so much more fun. That's why Starfighter assault is fun, the bots help so much. The rubberbanding (lag): This one baffles me. It's been forever since these server lag issues appeared, and they haven't been fixed. You guys are a TRIPLE A company! You have the money and manpower to fix these issues, and you haven't. I wouldn't mind it if it just happened for a few days and then got fixed, but it's been WEEKS, and you haven't said anything hardly. FIX. IT. AFKERS: From someone who mainly plays between 10pm-4am because of my schedule, and from someone who's favorite mode is HvV, I'm receiving the full force of the afkers and developer laziness here. The rubberbanding controller afkers should be an EASY fix, but once again, this is an issue that's been going on for weeks, and hasn't been fixed. What are you guys doing over there? Did you all just give up on fixing this game? Did you just say screw it? Get to work lazys. Character Customization: So the BF 2015 had this, but not BF2 2017? Why? It's not that hard. Just add different races, hairstyles, skin tones, facial hair for characters like rebels and resistance. For droids, add different color pallets, etc. For clones, add different legions. As for empire, I've seen many posts about different canon skins you can do there, and the first order will probably be tricky, but you know what? It would be fine if we didn't get customization for them, it's fine. We understand. But don't take away customization completely because of your laziness. We paid for an UPGRADE from 2015 BF. Get to work. Ability to fly inside capital ships and destroy from the inside: Yeah, just wishful thinking right? But hold on, I'm getting people saying that they can't do this because of limitations. LIMITATIONS? 2005 BF2 had this, on consoles like ps2. We're now on the PS4 era, with vastly upgraded hardware, bigger budgets, bigger companies, so why can't we do this now? Oh I know. Laziness. Galactic Conquest/More modes: Not too much to say about this one. Not sure why they didn't bring in the most popular aspect of the 2005 BF2. Or just more modes in general. The game gets stale with just these mere 5 modes. Just add in a conquest mode on existing maps. Capture command posts. Boom. Not that hard. Don't be lazy. Offline skirmish/arcade mode: I'm sorry but this is a big gripe for me. Where's an offline mode that actually has some content and options in there? What we have is a JOKE. We can't go on every map, and even on the ones we have, it's not the full map. It's only 2 modes, no GA, SA, Strike, or HvV. We can't mix match armies. There's not that many options for customization here. It's boring. Stale. A shell of what could be great. Just do something like instant action from the 2005 bf2. Easy. Stop being lazy. Absence of private matches: Come onnnn Dice. This was in 2015 bf, but not this one? What's wrong with you? Stop sitting around with your thumbs up your asses and get to work. We paid you, now give us a game with actual content. There should be no reason that in almost 2018, we can't have private matches against and with friends. Server Browser: You know what's stupid? Not being able to play on the map you want. I'm tired of joining a match, and leaving, time and time again because I played that map like 20 times today. Let me choose. This was in the original BF 2015 and countless Battlefield titles., why not this one? Laziness. Multi-Man vehicles: Once again, something that's been done in the 2005 bf2, and in all your battlefield titles, but not this one? Laziness. Bugs. Glitches: I'm tired of getting stuck in the map as a hero. I'm tired of getting killed randomly by nothing. I'm tired of getting killed by dead enemies. I'm tired of crashing into thin air on SA. Why are there so many bugs? Come on. Did the beta not help? Did the years spent playtesting not help? Fix your game. The way you earn credits: Once again, this is something I pointed out in my beta feedback, but was not fixed. You need to reward players based on how well they did, and how well they played the objective. The gap between someone being afk, and the top player is too small. Have the top player earn like maybe 800 credits, and someone who goes afk 50 credits. Music: So this is something we've been asking for since the 2015 BF came out. We want continuous music playing throughout the match. Just give us an option to turn that on. I see that you're working on it, but it should've been at launch. We asked for it 2 years ago. And PLEASEEEE make it match the era. I don't want to hear the Yavin 4 battle theme when darth maul is killing clones on naboo. It kinda ruins the immersion. Things like this are very simple to fix and implement. So stop being lazy. The menu screen is so slow and laggy: Who know that the menu screen would be so unresponsive and laggy? Like it takes a good 3 seconds for the game to realize I pressed X. And it's not just an issue on me. Others I know are having this issue as well. Fix your game. TLJ season glitches. Okay, what is seriously going on over there at the studio? I thought this season would have a better start. The challenge lootbox is not only lackluster, but the name for it is glitched! We can't even see the progress on our own end, let alone the progress for the team we chose compared to the enemy team. Are we beating them? Are they beating us? How far along am I? Which troopers do I need to complete this challenge? These are questions that will never get answered because of... you guessed it... laziness. Lack of communication and teamplay: I can't talk to my teammates. I can spawn on them like in your previous battlefield titles. I can't choose my squadmates. The group/social system is bugged to hell. Like I can't pull my teammates out of an a match that ended because the server is empty. They all have to pull out individually for it to work. Come on DICE. I can't even play your video game with friends properly. Fix your game. There are many more smaller issues I could post, but this is the main gist of my problems so far with the game. And the thing is, a lot of these game-breaking issues can be fixed SO easily, yet they fail to do it. If 90% of these were fixed and the features were added, I would give this game a solid 10/10. But until then, I'd rate it at it's current state at 2/10. It's just a mess of bugs, glitches, lack of communication, and lack of content. That's the best way to summarize this game so far. Great intention, horrible execution. The main thing I have to say to you lazy developers is this: FIX YOUR GAME PS: I know I'm going to get a lot of people hating on me for hating on the developers and game, but like I said, I'm not hating on the hard working individuals who are trying to make this a great game, I'm hating on the executives and the greedy individuals who care more about profit than making a good game. I know a company is out to make money, I get that. But they crossed the line. Consider this an angry feedback rant. Hopefully many of you understand. Thank you. submitted by /u/Taylork64 to r/StarWarsBattlefront [link] [comments]

Prologue Previous Chapter 22: The Mortal Thembolan Emperor “Now!?” Allysse screeched as she was escorted down the hallway. She was looking very unladylike as she flapped her hands around. “Of all the times you chose to tell me, you tell me NOW!?” “Please be more quiet, Imperator,” Geoffrey said. His hologram was walking alongside the entourage, the white Imperial Guards and all three head scientists. “You are about to enter an extremely important diplomatic situation.” The Imperator’s voice lowered to a whisper, but that didn’t get rid of her anger as she gave him a verbal tongue lashing. “Albert Pitt! Fuck you! You couldn’t have fucking waited, I dunno, two more hours to tell me this!? Now I have to wonder this during here? On this fucking planet? About to have a conversation with fucking Emperor Thuunolg?” “Your tongue will rot off if you keep on cursing, Imperator,” Albert Pitt said, smirking. Aoi Goto and Pedro Solano was just shaking their heads at their Imperator’s and Pitt’s antics. Allysse was about tear her hair apart, but then forgot it was painstakingly done for this occasion. It wasn’t in its usual simple braid but in a complicated Dutch braid which took the maids at least an hour to do—Allysse wouldn’t stop fidgeting and complaining. “The Thembolans won’t care about my hairstyle,” she grumbled. Her face was also a powdery white and her lips a deep red. There was not a flaw or blemish on her entire body. Also dressed in her purple coronation clothes, she never felt so overdressed for such an occasion. Maybe that was why Albert Pitt was being a prick—more so than usual. Allysse forced the rest of her troop into ridiculously fancy outfits and makeup, including the men. It was the first time she’d seen a clean shaven Albert in years. So this was his way of getting back at her. By telling her the Jhoolians under Jyylkir was under control by the Romans. Right after she got off the corvette to Themborr, in fact. Now that she thought about it, the entire flight was a mess. She wasn’t exactly looking forward to her visit to the Emperor of the beans, but she was looking forward to her first interstellar trip. But even aboard the magnificent captain’s bridge of the SPQR Constantine, she wasn’t allowed to gaze in awe of the endless void. First, Yi Gao sent an alert, right as they left, that he found a crashed vessel on an asteroid. Fine, whatever. That was the usual Yi Gao shenanigans. She gave him the usual go ahead to investigate further, doing the usual press conference on initial findings. http://imgur.com/a/TbuMn And then before she could dash off to smoosh her face on a window, a very annoyed Pedro Solano said he had to give her a refresher on Thembolan customs and manners. There was also some chastising about how she was 26 years old now and wasn’t supposed to act so immaturely. So she grumbled and listened again to stupid shit like the Thembolans lowered their heights to superiors as a greeting. Since Thuunolg was higher rank than her, a curtsey probably would be fine. Pedro Solano also grumbled why did he, the Chief of Engineering, have to do this job? And also about their slavery. There were actually other barely sentient species on their home world of Themborr, but all were subservient to them. Their world history was pretty harsh and they didn’t know all the details, but apparently the other races lived short, meaningless lives as they mined minerals and harvested gas. Oh—and not every Thembolan was free. There was a decent amount of Thembolans who were born tied to a chain. Of course, once they entered warp space, and Allysse leaped out of her desk, finally done with Solano’s annoying lessons, when Yi Gao alerted that he was done with the investigation. He said that the ship was too damaged to be recovered, but the designed could be studied, but probably never copied due to unknown alien crafting techniques. http://imgur.com/a/prTiZ She almost tore the communications device in half. After the ensuing press conference, she would’ve thought she would have time to properly enjoy the view. But nooo. The Senate informed her of some aliens in Sol. Pacifist, luckily. She was ticked off at that though—why would they need to tell her that? They never had her in First Contact missions anymore anyways. http://imgur.com/a/wuUNv She didn’t even try to escape to the windows when Sporus stopped by her cabin and commented that a station on their first colony, Qoclite Prime, was starting to be built. Instead she just groaned as Sporus droned about the various specifications and additional fundings the crew might need, and potential ways to assuage the Thembolans they wouldn’t be building military ships from the newly dubbed “Allysse Station.” Again. The Thembolans knew about the station, of course. But it hadn’t exactly been 100% “legal” to build it. http://imgur.com/a/KcnMI And by the time he finished, the ship landed on Themborr, the homeland of the Thembolans. The corvette didn’t have the capability to land in the atmosphere—they had to take a shuttle. And then, when that shuttle landed, Albert Pitt told her that Roman troops landed on the Jhoolian home world. And then, Geoffrey spoke in Latin. “This is rather important, Imperator. It appears as though Brutus and his little gang succeeded.” Allysse was about to question why Geoffrey was speaking in Latin (perfectly, obviously), but then she noticed the beans floating towards them. Some of them were in their signature mechanic suits while others were bare naked. Their hues and stenches changed as Allysse’s ear-mounted translation device flooded her with Common words. She understood. The Thembolans hadn’t been able to translate Latin yet, thankfully. Not enough people spoke the dead language. “Me don’t think us can hide two planets from an beans,” Allysse said, also in Latin. “Our plans Brutus messed up.” “Your Latin is terrible, Basilissa,” Geoffrey said. “I also have some more news. More aliens have been encountered in Sol. The Thembolans in the Senate already know about these civilizations, however. I suspect they’ll be a topic of conversation with Emperor Thuunolg.” http://imgur.com/a/whYn4 “Welcome, first citizen Allysse,” said a Thembolan. It was pale in color, hovering in the air like any Thembolan. “I’ll be your guide to the palace. Please, enjoy your ride.” Allysse flashed a smile as she got into a hovering car, one made on Earth; the Thembolans didn’t really use cars to get around, instead using what appeared to be jet packs, but her guide floated into the car with her. The car was cramped; the streets of the capital city of Thembo were quite thin, not made to hold human cars. Nevertheless, it got around fine as her guide talked about the city. “What may I call you?” Allysse asked. She tried to not let the close proximity of the giant, floating bean scare her. It was a lot grosser now that she was right next to it. Glands oozed a sort of pus that coated its body, and its skin looked like a dead cow’s carcass that’s been left to the sun for days. “You may call me Theresa,” she said. “It is amazing to us that most other species in the galaxy communicates with vibrations in the air. It took a while to figure out how to translate your messages.” “Thembolans sure do like their ths, huh?” Allysse said. Apparently the joke flew over Theresa’s head. “Well, welcome to the imperial capital of Themb. Home to 50 million Thembolans, there are no slaves here. It is the most beautiful capital you’ll find in the galaxy.” Allysse looked at the view and privately thought Constantinople was a lot more beautiful. Sure, she was probably biased. Mother had taste. Compared to Themb’s towering skyscrapers, Constantinople had intricately designed churches and pillars, labored hourly by workers who received art degrees at the University. While Themb was dark and sleek, Constantinople was white and shining. Themb just reeked of modern military might, but the Queen of Cities possessed a grander, ancient power. “It’s very beautiful,” Allysse ended up saying. “Very modernized. How old are these skyscrapers?” “Oh, only twenty years,” Theresa the bean said. “We change capitals every time a new Emperor rises to the throne.” Eventually, after an hour, the car stopped right in front of some huge glass doors. It seemed imposing to the Roman representatives: Allysse, four Imperial Guard members, all three of her Chiefs of Science, and Geoffrey, whose didn’t project his usual butler hologram. By the will of the Thembolan Emperor, there was to be no more added to the party. Many Senators were scared about the possibility of an assassination, but Geoffrey predicted there wouldn’t be any. Allysse personally just hoped she didn’t fuck up the meeting. It came out of the blue. In the middle of the invasion against the space elves, Emperor Thuunolg sent an invitation. She thought she was fucked. She still thought she was fucked, actually. He must have discovered their plans. They had been planning the invasion for months behind the scene—just her, Geoffrey, Sporus, her chief scientists, and Wen Lu. No Senators could be trusted; information could be leaked to the Thembolan Senators who sat in Curia Julia. She was initially against it—and still is, actually, but when Wen Lu surrendered to Geoffrey’s arguments, that the Empire needs more resources and hidden bases, she had to agree. And then, the execution. There was no bombardment, no orbital strike. She thought she had no ships—the Thembolans dismantled half and apparently Brutus stole the other half. But it didn’t matter for the 42nd legion, who could easily pacify the Alari who were still in their Bronze Age. It was better for her conscience not having to see the invasion. She would hear no shouts, no casualty reports. Only a “mission succeeded.” But Allysse still hated she had to do it. She didn’t want to be a conqueror like Mother. But, as she learned, she first had to unfuck the mistakes she made. And that was why she was carrying two cyanide pills deep in the seams of her dress. One for Imperator Thuunolg. Another for herself. Luckily, with some field testing, the Thembolans were susceptible to a horrible death by cyanide. “Please leave your guards outside,” the guide, Theresa, said. “And your escorts.” Albert Pitt was about to protest, but Allysse shook her head. They then marched to the sides of the room, unmoving and glaring at the various Thembolans. That was to be expected. Geoffrey’s simulation was correct so far. Patting a hidden pocket in her dress, she stepped inside the building. The palace was also very modern. It looked more like a modern office skyscraper than anything. Walking up the sloped floor, Allysse saw no signs of wood. Everything was artificial. And then, her guide opening the door with some scent-recognition device, Allysse walked into the Thembolan throne room. That was a bit sudden. She wasn’t sure what to expect from Emperor Thuunolg. The only picture she knew of him was the colorless marble statue in the Hagia Sophia. But she didn’t expect someone old. Ancient. He was in some sort of vat pumped with a thick light green liquid. Tens of underwater wires were injected into the massive bean, who was about two meters tall. Wrinkles devastated his body, and he didn’t stir when Allysse entered the room. Nearby, several Thembolans monitored machines with their puny appendages. The area seemed more like a vaccine testing ground than a throne room. Well, it was going to be a lot harder to poison Emperor Thuunolg now. Even without the obvious barrier of the floor-to-ceiling vat, fully mechanized Thembolans in power armor swiveled their bodies towards her. It was her idea. Everybody opposed. There was too many risks, too many ways to fail. But Allysse argued out if the opportunity arose, this was their greatest chance to kill the Thembolan Emperor. They wouldn’t get a second one. She didn’t tell anyone about the second cyanide pill, however. “Welcome, First Citizen Allysse Palaiologos,” said the very artificial-sounding translator. While clear, the syllables were spoken were slowly. Inside the tank, his body flushed from purple to brown to a dark orange. The Thembolans had started calling her “First Citizen,” lately. Reasonable. Why would they call her Imperator if she bowed down to Emperor Thuunolg? In front of the vat, gripping the ends of her dress, she did a very deep curtsey. Beside her, Theresa hovered close to the ground in a Thembolan bow. “It is the first time I’ve seen you,” he continued. “You look old.” Allysse did a perfectly timed laugh. “That is considered a human insult, Emperor Thuunolg.” “You’ve looked like you’ve seen a lot,” Emperor Thuunolg said. “We rulers carry a heavy burden. If your human myth is true, I would have loved to see your parental unit, Bella Palaiologos.” “Myth?” Allysse said. She could hear a quiet whir of Geoffrey’s fan as he processed this information. He seemed to do that creepy mouthless smile. “We all know it is impossible to be immortal.” “So why am I here, Emperor?” Allysse said. Somehow, that sentence struck a nerve. “Surely we are not here to discuss our mothers.” “Ah, that reveals your naivety,” Thuunolg said, his loud boisterous booms echoing around the room. “I’m afraid you won’t be able to leave anytime soon. Have you heard about the Irassian Concordat?” Allysse shook her head before remembering the translator probably didn’t pick that up. “No, your majesty.” “They’re an old species coated with hair that existed over a million years ago,” Thuunolg said. “They ruled vast swaths of what you call the Milky Way Galaxy. Artifacts littered across all of our territory reveal an Empire rich beyond belief. Unfortunately, we believe they’re extinct. Wiped out by a plague, possibly.” http://imgur.com/a/AID5L She waited, refusing to make a comment. Scanning the room, Allysse saw a bean flip open a small opening. Pouring of what looked like a teapot, the bean said, “I hope you enjoy the drink, my lord.” The liquid in Thuunolg’s vat transformed into a light brown. So that would be how she give him the cyanide. “I have a request,” he said. Allysse couldn’t tell if he was displeased or happy with her silence. “I believe with the help of the Romans, we can find their homeworld.” “What is so interesting about their homeworld?” Allysse said. Thuunuolg just seemed to laugh. “Translation:” Geoffrey said. No one except Allysse could hear him. There was a small portable microphone embedded in her ear. “Help us with this endeavor, or suffer.” The Imperator knew that, but she couldn’t say it to Geoffrey. “I understand, your majesty. I will alert my scientists to find it as soon as possible.” “Good,” Thuunolg said. “Hopefully they don’t turn out to be enigmatic as you humans or the Jogollwans.” “Jogollwans?” Allysse asked. “Ah, yes, a recent discovery,” Thuunolg said. “Their ships were in your home system. A massive empire, sprawling five planets in length. But it seems they too love religion and war.” http://imgur.com/a/3Kixg “And how are they mysterious?” “As silly as a mystery as your worship of the Immortal Imperator, First Citizen. You see, us Thembolans are an atheistic race. There is no higher entity. There are no miracles.” “Surely there is,” Allysse said. Her tone was calm, but she was struggling to keep it in check. “After all, Mother lived for 1500 years. We could not find a scientific explanation. God must have blessed her.” “There is always an explanation,” Thuunolg said. “Always. Religion is silly to us. As silly as your recent and apparent restructuring of your Roman military.” Allysse could feel her heart stop. “I didn’t catch your last words there, your majesty.” Again, that horrible, horrible, mouthless smile. “We Thembolans have owned slaves for thousands of years, Roman. Do not think we are naïve to rebellions.” “You are wise,” Allysse said. “I will cease all operations. I will tell my advisor to focus on uniting our spirit instead.” http://imgur.com/a/O05bZ “Unite your spirit?” Thuunolg said. It seemed the translator couldn’t translate the words properly. “A spirited slave makes a productive slave, your majesty,” Allysse said. Shit. Was he going to execute her right here, right now? Or would she be able to dodge all the weaponry and force the cyanide pill down the feeding tube? But instead, there was a laugh. “Ah. Spirit. Soon you won’t have that,” he said. “And don’t worry, First Citizen. I would not do something as foolish as murder you. A working slave is better than a dead slave.” Allysse released a small breath. “But.” Uh oh. “40% of your population will now be direct slaves, First Citizen,” he said. Allysse clenched her arms. She could feel sweat drip down her brow. That was the best she could’ve hoped for. “I understand.” While his tone didn’t change, the mood in the room suddenly felt lighthearted again. Emperor Thuunolg carried on as if he hadn’t enslaved another two billion or so humans. “I digress. We also encountered the Aztani Confederacy,” the Emperor said. “A wonderful species with a violent government—a military republic. Rather similar to the Tezekian Empire, but without all of that awful, awful purging.” http://imgur.com/a/4gDHc The woman silently dubbed them as purple crabs. “How are relations with the Tezekians?” Allysse asked, remembering the empire of the bird-like creatures. “Will there be war?” Over the years, Allysse devoted herself to remembering all of the xenoi empires, from their cultures to their customs and down to their anatomy. She really didn’t need Pedro Solano’s last minute lesson abroad the ship, but caved in just in case she forgot some small detail or fact. The Tezekians hated everybody else. Just hated. Their home world was devoid of any other life: no animals, fungi, or even plants. Instead, the machines of war and metal dotted every single spot of their vast empire. They claimed a large region—must larger than both the Thembolans and Romans combined—and no one dared to challenge them. The beans bordered the birds to the south and apparently now the crabs bordered them to the north. “Perhaps,” the bean said, his words not revealing anything more. “An alliance with the Aztani would prove beneficial to all parties. Including you humans.” Allysse bitterly thought why couldn’t Thuu-dong ally with her instead of enslaving the Imperium. She almost broke her stoic face when she thought of that nickname. Thuu-dong. “Keep your composure!” Geoffrey said. Ah. Right. She forgot he could sense her heart beat. “The Tezekians, those warmongers, are rather strong, admittedly,” Thuu-dong said. “Perhaps even strong enough to beat us, the Aztani, and the Romans even with your new military spaceports over Qoclite Prime and Alpha Centauri.” http://imgur.com/a/FHp2d Allysse didn’t let her fear reach her face. “Your majesty, you knew about these spaceports for months,” she said. “We’re only building them for stationary orbital defenses and for science missions. We’ve submitted the reports. You have Thembolans on the stations.” “Stop giving me shit, slave,” Emperor Thuunolg said. “But fine. Fine, I understand. After all, every slave wishes to be free. But now 60% of humans shall be slaves.” Allysse did a long, slow curtsy, blood pumping in her ears. “I understand, my lord.” 60? Really, 60%? She didn’t even do anything wrong! Thuunolg knew a long time ago about the stations! That bastard! He didn’t keep his word! Never mind she hoped the stations would eventually churn military ships—he was a lying son of a bitch! He swapped back to the conversation immediately. That unnerved Allysse even more, and she would’ve cracked into tears if it wasn’t for Geoffrey yelling into her ear. “Keep your composure! Keep your composure!” So she stood. Internally sobbing. How many more people were slaves now? 5 billion? 7 billion? 9? All because she fucked up. “As I was saying, we have managed to negotiate a non-aggression pact with the Aztani Confederacy,” Thuunolg said. “It will only be a matter of time until it grows into a full-blown alliances. Then, the evil Tezekian Imperium will be crushed. This is for the survival of all of our species, young human. We only enslave. They kill on sight.” http://imgur.com/a/YbvnD Allysse couldn’t trust herself to speak. She bit her tongue, holding back tears. She wanted to run across the room, to shove the cyanide pills down his vile throat. But she would never make it. “There was one more species,” the evil, putrid, festering, rotting, rotten, vile, bean said. “The Najklax Serene State. Also religion-worshipping fools. Rather peaceful so they will not be a threat. Maybe they will even help us contain the Tezekians.” http://imgur.com/a/QzC2T “Oh, and there was one more thing,” Thuunolg said. His voice sounded like it was laced with a deadly poison. “No,” Allysse whispered. “No. Please don’t.” “Oh, I wasn’t planning on doing anything,” Thuunolg said. “60% slavery is already quite harsh. But then I discovered it.” He paused, waiting for Allysse to reply, but the girl was frozen. Her face was white. “No,” she whispered. “How..?” “Why, I’ve learned some Roman soldiers landed on Jyllkir. An unknown planet to us that houses what you call the Jhoolians. They’ve turned the population into slaves. Funny, how even the enslaved have slaves. I understand. Those who are weak want to feel stronger, stronger than anything. But you were even building a spaceport there. For this act of disobedience, 100% of your population will be slaves.” http://imgur.com/a/XTrJq Even now Geoffrey was silent. Allysse flung herself to the floor, not daring to look at the Emperor. “Please,” she said. She cursed, cursed Brutus, Emperor Thuunolg, and Mother for putting her into this position. And most of all, herself. “Please. Don’t do it.” “You won’t be a slave, of course,” Emperor Thuunolg said. “No. Not officially.” “No, please, make me a slave!” Allysse said, whipping her face towards his. She could already hear the public. Why is the Empress free while they’re all slaves? Why did they have to suffer for her sins when she didn’t have suffer herself? “No.” Thuunolg said. “I think not.” The woman, at that moment, would have dashed to the liquid tube. She wouldn’t have cared if she was shot dead immediately. Almost nothing would have stopped her from attempting to kill the Emperor. Except for one thing. The doors to the throne room burst open, at least ten armored Thembolans marching inside in their mech suits. “Your majesty,” a Thembolan said, doing that hovering bow. “The Tezekian Imperium has declared war.” http://imgur.com/a/pcfr1 Next submitted by /u/ClawofBeta to r/HFY [link] [comments]

https://web.archive.org/web/20161203224737/http://offbeat.topix.com/slideshow/17933/slide1?no_cover=1 1. Bathtub water was shared by families, or even towns It took a long time to heat up enough water for a bath, so people in the past would often share the washing-water among several family members. Since baths were usually taken from oldest to youngest, this is why you don't want to throw the baby out with the bathwater! 2. One way to "cure" baldness was chicken poop Men rubbed a combo of chicken poop and potassium on their heads to try to get their hair to grow back. It did not. 3. There was a guy whose job it was to wipe the king's butt The title of the job, which existed in England from pre-1500s to the Victorian era, was "Groom of the King's Close Stool," and he assisted the king in his bathroom activities. 4. Women used crocodile dung as a contraceptive in ancient Egypt. They would form the dung into a pessary - that's a little tablet you insert into your lady bits - and put it in there before having sex. ROMANTIC, RIGHT?? 5. People used makeup that was made of lead and made your face fall off. For much of history, paleness was fashionable, since it indicated that you were wealthy enough not to have to spend your days in the sun. One way both men and women tried to look more pale was with lead-based white makeup, seen here on Queen Elizabeth I. The lead, which was poisonous, ate away at the skin on the wearer's face, causing them to apply even more makeup, leading to a vicious cycle of lead poisoning. 6. Women wore hairstyles that could catch on fire. In the 17th century, hairstyles were quite high, and since many ballrooms - which is where you'd be likely to see this elaborate style - were lit with chandeliers with candles in them, the tall coiffures could quite easily catch fire. And hair...is attached...to your head. You definitely don't want a burning head. 7. People used shoe polish that could make you faint and/or die. Nitrobenzene was a popular ingredient in early 20th century shoe polish, because it made shoes super, super shiny. Unfortunately, it could also make you faint if you put your shoes on too soon after polishing them. To add insult to injury, if you wore those shoes to a party and had a little bit too much to drink, you could even die as a result of mixing booze and nitrobenzene poisoning. 8. People used combs that EXPLODED in the 1800s. Many tortoiseshell combs from the late 1800s aren't made of tortoiseshell - they're made from a celluloid compound that is extremely unstable and highly combustible. In fact, the combs didn't even need to be exposed to a flame to explode - if they were near a heat source, they could go up in flames with almost no provocation. 9. People at chalk to make themselves sick - to be more beautiful. While chalk has been used as a harmless whitening powder for the face since ancient times, some women in the 18th and 19th centuries ate chalk to give them a pale face. The chalk, essentially, made you look pale and feel ill, which was what looked "good" back in those days. 10. Women used a poisonous plant to make their pupils bigger. Belladonna, which is a hallucinogen and poison, was used by women in the 16th and 17th century in liquid form to give themselves attractively dilated pupils. They would also rub the leaves of the - again, poisonous - plant on their cheeks to give them flushed cheeks. 11. People removed their body hair with X-rays in the early 20th century. Don't like that hair on your body? Try removing it with harmful x-rays! In the early 20th century, patients would be exposed to the deadly rays for as long as twenty hours to make their hair fall out. They later developed cancer, but were beautifully hair-free. 12. Elizabethans gave themselves gingivitis to show how rich they were. For a time during the Elizabethan era, rich people were the only ones who could afford sugar. Since sugar rots your teeth, Elizabethan aristocrats declared that tooth decay was trendy, spurring the lower classes to fake gingivitis to look richer. However, everyone soon realized that tooth decay led to toothaches and tooth removal. 13. Tooth lacquering was a trend that turned out to be helpful. Dyeing one's teeth black, or ohaguro, was a practice that Japanese and Vietnamese people underwent for centuries, dating from 200 CE. The practice was outlawed in Japan in 1870. The teeth were painted with a variety of chemicals over the course of a week to achieve a glossy black finish. 14. People used hair products with radium in them. Grey hairs? No problem, just treat your head with radium. That way, your hair will all fall out because RADIUM IS RADIOACTIVE. 15. People's hair sometimes attracted vermin - because they basically never washed it. The tall hairstyles of the 18th century were built up, in some cases, using lard, and not washed for days or even weeks. This meant that a whole ecosystem might live in a woman's coif, including all sorts of vermin, who might bite you as you slept. 16. Dentures used to be made of the teeth of dead soldiers. The soldiers' teeth would be removed, then placed in artificial gums for use by living people. 17. Egyptian servants were sometimes slathered in honey to keep flies away from the Pharaoh. Fortunately for those servants, honey has antibacterial properties, so their skin probably looked great. 18. 17th century rich people ate human corpses. They thought that consuming flesh, drinking human blood, and even rubbing human fat on the outside of the skin could cure any number of diseases. Spoiler alert: it cannot. 19. Women drank a potion made from beavers' male parts as birth control. I think we can all be glad we're not living in 16th-century Canada right now. 20. In the early 20th century, children were given morphine in syrup form. The highly addictive opiate drug was sold over-the-counter. 21. The ancient Greeks used urine as mouthwash. They believed it could help stave off a number of diseases and whiten their teeth. To be fair, we don't know that it DOESN'T whiten teeth... 22. The ancient Romans used a natural birth control method called Silphium. It was a plant that could be consumed to prevent pregnancy. Silphium was so valuable that its image was printed on coins - and they used so much of it that IT WENT EXTINCT. 23. Barbers pulled your tooth out if you had a toothache. Barbers back in the day could do minor surgery - maybe because they knew how to use scissors?? Who knows - and the main way to treat a rotten tooth was just yanking it out. Teeth don't grow back, by the way. 24. People changed their clothes really, really infrequently. People in the past sometimes just had four outfits, one for each season. Peasants might even sleep in their clothes as well. 25. Women used moss during menstruation instead of pads. Pads and tampons are modern inventions - back in the day, women used all sorts of things to deal with their period, including moss. 26. People used sulfur to try to get rid of freckles. Freckles, a perfectly normal feature of human skin, were considered unsightly, and sulfur was rubbed in to try to make them disappear. 27. People didn't wash their clothes in the winter. Since it was too cold to take their clothes off, they just...kept them on. Forever. However, since they were probably really cold as well, hopefully they weren't sweating a whole lot! 28. People brushed their teeth with burnt herbs. Rosemary and mint were commonly used as toothpaste, which I guess might taste good...if they weren't burnt. 29. Wine was used as a mouthwash. Today's mouthwash DOES have alcohol in it to kill germs, but...this isn't really the same thing. 30. People carried flowers to mask how bad they smelled. Since people back in the day didn't bathe much, they carried flowers to help cover their odor. If you've ever heard the term "nosegay" for a small bouquet - this is where it comes from. The small bunches of flowers made your nose happy! 31. Medieval women were given eagle dung to ease their pain during labor. It was usually administered with oil and vinegar, so it was basically an eagle dung salad. 32. Ancient Romans used mouse brains to brush their teeth. They mixed the brains with bicarbonate of soda - baking soda - to form a paste. Since baking soda is still an ingredient in toothpaste today, we're thinking the mouse brains were just for...flavor?? 33. Laundry was washed with lye - and urine. Urine IS sterile (and contains ammonia, which is still an ingredient in cleaning products today), but what did clean clothes smell like back then?? 34. Castle moats were actually filled with...all sorts of stuff. They might look like a nice place to take a swim, but moats were usually where castles dumped their food waste and human waste, so they weren't exactly great for a dip. 35. In many houses in medieval times, the floor was covered with straw. The top layer of straw was changed on occasion. The bottom layer...was not. It got gross. 36. Most medieval people ate food with their fingers. No matter what it was, from meat to dessert, was eaten with the hands, with a piece of bread occasionally helping. And no one washed their hands! 37. Surgical implements were not washed or sanitized. Germs weren't a thing people knew about until the mid-1800s, so before then, any sort of surgery was completely un-sterile. 38. Mercury was used as a cure for herpes. The highly toxic metal that is liquid at room temperature was applied to herpes outbreaks as a "cure." Spoiler alert: it didn't work. 39. Lots of water-storage facilities were lined with lead. Pipes, bathtubs, and water towers were frequently lined with toxic lead before people knew that it can cause serious problems when ingested by humans. 40. Wounds were cauterized to close them. Yes, that means they were BURNED CLOSED. In medieval times, a red-hot poker might have been used to close up wounds to stop them from bleeding. A great idea, except for the fact that the wound could easily get infected, and without antibiotics, people could die from a simple cut. 41. Lysol - yes, the kitchen cleaner - was suggested as a feminine hygiene product. If women in the past wanted their lady parts to smell "fresh" (and, you know, not like lady parts), the makers of Lysol thought their product could do the job. Note: this is not a good idea. 42. Graham crackers were invented to stave off the urge to pleasure oneself. In the 19th century, some reformers believed that a bland diet was healthy because it prevented people from "inappropriately" touching themselves. What graham crackers have to do with that is...unclear. 43. Deodorant was invented in 1888. That means that before that, everyone was just dousing themselves in perfume and hoping for the best. 44. People wiped their butts with all sorts of things. Before the widespread adoption of toilet paper, people made do (heh heh) with what they had - leaves, rags, their hand, or sometimes a cloth on a stick dipped in water. These Japanese butt-cleaning sticks date to the 8th century. 45. People wiped their beds with kerosene to try to stop the spread of bed bugs. Not only did your bed then smell like kerosene, but it was highly flammable! And it didn't even really stop the bugs. 46. Roman women used tampons made of wool. Their sensitive bits were plugged up with what we hope was very nice soft wool and not scratchy wool. 47. Raw sewage was simply tossed into the river before modern plumbing. In developed countries, sewage is treated before being put out to sea, so to speak - but back in the day, city residents would just throw their waste into the street or river. The smell would have been TERRIBLE. 48. Birth control devices were illegal to advertise in the U.S. starting in 1873. Anything explicitly labeled with words referring to sex or birth control were illegal, so marketers used euphemisms to skirt the law, thus giving us the phrases "feminine hygiene" and "marital hygiene." 49. A mixture of gunpowder and alum was used as a tooth cleaning solution in Regency times. The substance may have helped kill germs, but we're not sure how fresh that breath would be. 50. Toilets were sometimes just a hole in the ground. These kinds of toilets are still used today in some places! They are actually considered better for doing #2 because you can squat over them in a healthy, natural posture. 51. People would consume pieces of cadavers that had been mummified in honey as a cure. Descriptions of this Arabian practice are found in 16th century Chinese medical texts, which explain that elderly men would start eating exclusively honey at the end of their life, then be buried in a coffin full of honey. The sweet corpse pieces would then be sold as cures. 52. Snail syrup was used as a cough cure in the 18th century. The slimy snail was thought to help cure coughs by coating the throat. The recipe for the syrup was one pound of snails and half a pound of sugar. Yikes!! 53. Cough syrup once had heroin in it. Up until 1913, Bayer cough syrup and other commercially-available medicines had heroin in them. Yes, the fiercely addictive and dangerous drug. They thought because it was synthetic morphine, it was less bad for people, but that was incorrect. 54. People had their blood drained to cure just about everything. Ancient doctors noted how women menstruated, believing it to be the flushing of "bad humors" from the body. They extrapolated that this would work with regular blood on people of all sexes. It did not. 55. Arabs in the 12th century used mummy powder for all sorts of things. The desiccated human remains were ground up into a fine powder and used both externally and internally, and even used as a household cleaner for some reason. 56. A tobacco smoke enema was used as a health tonic in the 17th and 18th centuries. Europeans adapted the practice from Native Americans, who introduced tobacco to them. It was believed that the warmth and stimulation of the tobacco could be beneficial - before it was discovered that nicotine was poisonous. 57. Tapeworms were used as a diet aid. This ad from the early 20th century encourages dieters to "EAT! EAT! EAT! And always stay thin!" which is actually not really what will happen if you swallow a tapeworm. You'll get sick AND your abdomen will get distended, so you won't even actually stay thin. There's no sources for any of this, so take it with a grain of salt. The list was interesting, but much longer than it claimed to be. New ads loaded up every two clicks. edit: formatting submitted by /u/tinylittleparty to r/savedyouaclick [link] [comments]