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AIO for being uncomfortable with my dad's new shirt?
I am not the OOP. The OOP is u/Kaylanite posting in r/TwoHotTakes Concluded as per OOP 1 update - Short Original - 6th June 2025 Update - 17th August 2025 AIO for being uncomfortable with my dad's new shirt? My (19F) dad (45M) is weird. Recent years he's gotten into golfing with some of his camping friends, and is starting to get pretty serious about it. Last year him and his friend bought some Titleist gear, and then shortly after that got a hat in the same Titleist font that says "Titties". I actually thought this hat was super funny and would steal it all the time. Well the other day I come home from work and my mom asks me if I've seen Dad's new golfing shirt on the table. I hadn't so I go out there to look and he had gotten a Happy Gilmore jersey, and a polo shirt that was filled with various sex positions. He had both of these proudly displaying on our dining room table. I was really grossed out. My mom then told me that my little sister (11F) had seen the shirt too. Mom asked her if she knew what it was and my sister responded "I probably shouldn't know" and walked away. I told her that it was gross, inappropriate, and that it shouldn't have been left out for my sister to see. She responded by telling me that she thinks golfers have a high sex drive and that is funny and just what golfers do. All of my parents friends (Ages 43+) think it is hilarious and is excited for him to wear it. All of my friends (Ages 18-21) all think that it is inappropriate and isn't something a dad with a little one should proudly wear, especially in a campground full of young kids. My mom says I'm overreacting and that it's not that big of a dea. I know he's a grown adult who can wear literally whatever wants, he even has a shirt of a stick figure humping the words "fuck your feelings." But for some reason this shirt is bothering me, and my friends have come up with some creative ideas on how we can ruin it. So really, am I overreacting over this shirt? Shirt - lots of figures having sex in different positions Comments GumpTheChump "Golfers have a high sex drive" is a new one. rak526 Yeah, never heard that before. Parents sounds like trashy people. Beginning-Data4676 It would be totally fine if he was just wearing it around with his buddies. It got weird when you said your mom already showed it to your 11 year old little sister??? And then to be wearing it around other children. It is inappropriate to use around children, period. NOR eat_a_dick_with_pho Just point to a few of the images on the shirt and say, "I've tried this position, this one, this one too...and yeah, I wanna try this one now". You'll never see the shirt again. OOP: I'm genuinely going to do this thanks LOL thatSeveryonedraws If he does happen to wear it outside the house you could always loudly mention that you've seen your mom and dad do this position, that one, this other one over here, and remember that time they didn't see you but you caught them doing THAT position? Be sure to throw that in there too. Update comment from OOP - 4th July 2025 My dad has yet to wear the shirt around me (haven't been camping much), but my plan is still to say which positions I have done. I will update his reaction once it happens! **Judgement - NTA*\* Update - 2 months later Small update but my plan worked!! So today my mom and dad went golfing and he wore the shirt. They left before I was awake so I had to wait till they got home, and I did exactly what I said I was going to do. I'm sitting on the deck and my dad was walking Into the camper so I got up to talk to him. Me: Hey I've done those before Dad: Done what? Me: (Pokes at various spots on his shirt) Dad: You did not just say that to me, I can't believe you would do that. Get the fuck out of my camper what's wrong with you. Did you hear what she just said to me? This is his sense of humor so I wasn't hurt just happy that it worked LOL He then went into the camper and immediately took the shirt off followed by "There are some truths that I don't need to hear." Later we're sitting by the fire and he starts telling the story to our friends and starts off with " You wanna know what ruined my day today" So I think it was a success and don't think he will be wearing that shirt any time soon 🤣 Comments Dangerous-Sir2666 Thank you for updating! Absolutely hilarious 🤣. patrickrenfo29 The way he doubled down with “you wanna know what ruined my day” is peak dad energy. I swear they’ll defend a shirt harder than their favorite football team until you crack the right joke TokiDokiPanic This shirt is like the suburban white boomer man version of the ahegao hoodie. I am not the OOP. Please do not harass the OOP. Please remember the No Brigading Rule and to be civil in the comments submitted by /u/SharkEva to r/BORUpdates [link] [comments]
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"I dOn'T cArE wHeRe YoUr HoOdIe Is FrOm, My SoN wAnTs It!!!"
Apologies for any grammatical errors, English isn't my 1st language. I'm translating the dialogue to English so the story may not be as accurate as what really happened. Also for the formatting, Im on mobile. I recently got an ahegao hoodie in late January this year, and I bought it off of Amazon with my Christmas money. Amazon sure is expensive when ordering overseas, so the product was worth the cost and wait. For those who don't know, ahegao is a term used for the silly facial expression of females when in sexual intercourse, in hentai (anime pornography) and doujinshi's (self-published manga, some pornographic). The hoodie shows no explicit content, so wearing it is acceptable in the community. For the weebs in this sub who understand how legendary this hoodie is, then, great. I am the very first person in our local area to ever flex a hoodie like this. Weebs fear wearing it because they know that the facial expressions all over the hoodie are sexual. They think you'll get criticized, but actually you're getting compliments. A lot. Almost everyday I wear it I get a compliment from someone I don't know. My friends know I have a lot of "fans" in the campus, just by wearing the hoodie. This day comes around, and things go unexpected. Onto the story: My friends and I were walking home from school and decided to stop by and eat at McDonald's. We sat down and gave our money to our friend who was going to order for us. We bring out our phones and play a custom 3v3 while waiting for our order. Then EK comes to me, looks at me and my phone. I thought he was just watching me playing, cuz they just really like watching people play. I didn't notice what he was paying attention to at all cuz when I'm in game, i really focus on it. Seconds later I hear a "I want that" from a voice of a child. I didn't mind it cuz my team was nearly fucked. Moments after EK brings EM with him towards our table. The game was done and our team lost, and I wasnt playing anymore, so I had no idea what he and his mother was doing at our table. EK: "This one Ma! I really want it!" points at my hoodie Then I realize what this kid is up to. Clearly EK doesn't know anything about the hoodie, he only likes it for the design. I look at my friends, and they smile at me, cuz I am yet to receive another compliment. EM: "My son really finds your jacket nice and cool. Can I have it?" We thought of it as a joke and we just laughed at what this lady said to me. EM: clears throat "I said, can I have it? My son's birthday is close, so it would be nice for him to have an early birthday present." At this point I realize she's serious about this. A bad aura is emanating from our group, clearly directed to this lady. Me: "No, this is my hoodie, and I can't just give it to someone else. Plus, it doesnt fit him, and this hoodie isn't for someone his age when he finds out what this is." EM: "I don't give a damn. Come on, be a gentleman for once and hand me that jacket. You wouldn't want to disrespect the elderly, would you?" Now I'm pissed. I managed to keep my cool and talk as calmly as possible, and to not be demeaning at all. I throw fits when I'm alone but I always keep myself contained in public. My friends are whispering to each other "Damn, this lady annoying af" "GTFO pls". Me: "Ma'am, this is my personal belonging and I get to decide what I do with it. I said I'm not giving it to anyone, not even to my friends." Apparently I may have said it in a clearly annoyed way that the tone of my voice was hurtful for her. And she was getting annoyed at me. One of my friends said to EM, "Ma'am you're making a scene, please leave, you're embarrassing us and yourself as well". EM: to my friend "Shut up. Are you the one I'm talking to? This is none of your business." EK: "Ma, I want it, get it for me!" tightly grasps on my hoodie EM: "You're making such a huge fuss trying to argue with me. Just give it to me." reaches over to the hood of my hoodie I stand up from the chair to avoid EM's hand and try to make the kid release his grasp. He wouldn't give in, so I slapped his arm away from my hoodie. The kid had sharp nails. Had I pulled his hand away, the hoodie might have been ripped. I didn't even do it hard, like the motion of your hand if you were to fan a piece of paper off a table. The kid was overreacting, holding his arm and started to pretend-cry. EM was furious. EM: "How dare you hit my son like that!? You just don't have manners do you!?" motions hand to slap me My group of friends would usually fight each other for sport, so I was used to this kind of stuff. Me: lifts arm to block her slap I am unusually skinny, so my bones are quite clear from elbow to wrist. She hit my armbone, and her slap was quite strong, so her hand was in pain after trying to slap me. Since the bone was hit, I felt almost nothing. EM: "Why did you do that!?" EM goes up to an employee and says "I physically assaulted her and her son, blah blah blah". Little did she know that the employees were seeing and listening to the whole thing, as our voices were already loud. Employee: "You've made quite a show Ma'am. Please leave." EM: "NO! NOT UNTIL THAT MOTHERFUCKER ASKS FOR FORGIVENESS TO WHAT HE'S DONE TO MY BABY AND ME!" She screams at employee to his face with her child right beside her.Employee was having none of her shit. The other employee calls the security on her, and she was dragged out of McDonalds, still screaming at the top of her lungs. I was angry at that woman for how she treated me and my friends like we were the ones at fault. Never had I ever been so disgusted at a person like that. The place calmed down, and we began to eat. We managed to just laugh it off, and hoping we never encounter that bitch again. If that woman is here on Reddit, then hi. If you want a hoodie like mine you can order one for your kid on Amazon. Edit: thx for the gold, kind stranger! Just for clarifications, if you're wondering why there is security at our McDonalds, I'm sure you're not in the same country as I am. Every restaurant and food chain in our country has a security guard, just standing outside the building, right by the door. I am 14 years old. Yes, I admit to watching hentai and reading doujins. Not the norm for kids like me you say? I can count the number of people who dont watch hentai/porn in our classroom of 43, with one hand. The absolute madlad. I didn't wear the hoodie cuz I was dared to (maybe). During Christmas, we did exchanging gifts in our class. Basically you pick out a random name from your class, and whoever you got, you will be the one gifting that person to. I asked for a Hentai Haven logo T-shirt, and when the Christmas party came i got one. One of my weeb classmates said "weak.". I was like "OK... what were you expecting? I said Hentai Haven. I got what I wanted". Fast forward a few weeks, I ordered an ahegao hoodie from Amazon around January 2-ish, this year. The first time I wore it to school the weebmate who said "weak." was in disbelief. His reaction was priceless, and he was yelling "YOOOOOO, WTFFFF!?!?". I'm pretty sure I showed him I'm not weak. (R.I.P. Papa HH, we are waiting for your return T-T) For those who want to buy one/wear one in public: You absolutely can. Do not fear the people around you. Be proud. I wore a face mask going to school everyday, so it might help you if you're socially incapable of doing such. I was also really afraid to wear it when the product came to our house, but just brave up, wear it, go outside, flex it, and feel good about it. If you were called out by teachers/principal, WYD? I came prepared to the scenarios that were going to happen. What if a teacher came up to me and make me explain the hoodie? The script in my mind went like this: "Why, is something wrong with the hoodie?" 'That thing is indecent and shouldn't be worn in public!' "Whats so indecent about this? They're just faces of girls." 'Oh, you know for sure where these girls are from, don't you?' "Well yes, but me wearing this doesn't break any law, right? Surely pornographic material isn't allowed in the campus, but is this really pornographic? What makes this hoodie pornographic?" Try to corner your teacher into the thought that there is nothing wrong with your hoodie. He will not be able to suspend you as long as you explain that you are not breaking the rules of the school. I haven't tried saying anything like this, its only in my mind if ever a scenario like that happens. So it might not be foolproof, but worth a shot to get out of your teacher's suspicion. XD Expect the worst, get the best. Expect to receive criticisms when wearing one. I never got any criticisms but also don't expect you're not going to get any. Society is different in other countries, and the majority of what people consider acceptable in countries like mine may not be in yours, say, America. Just brave up and ignore any criticism you will probably get. A lot of people will compliment you, even people who you do not even know. The feeling of being complimented by random strangers everytime I wore it was pure bliss. submitted by /u/FanRamosu to r/entitledparents [link] [comments]
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