Asmr

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... 봄) 2. 부산즈 ASMR 3. 애장품 경...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBm9fD7h5DY - dc official App

감사의 asmr

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1、2年前に見た学校でのASMR動画が見つけられません( ߹꒳߹ ) 放課後の誰もいない美術室でやっていて、途中でチャイムが鳴ってしまう動画だったんですけど探しても出て来ず...( ; ; ) どなたか知ってる方いらっしゃればURLを貼っていただけると助かりますm(_ _)m

I thought I had a few more years before having to deal with this, but my 9 year old son has just discovered that girls are pretty. He was being weird about wanting to go to his room to watch YouTube on his tablet instead of watching in the family room. I asked him why and he said he’s just embarrassed about what he’s been watching. So I checked his history and the past day or so he’s been searching for and watching a bunch of “goth mommy ASMR” videos. I don’t want to shame him or make him feel like he’s done something wrong, but it isn’t really content he should be watching. Anyone have suggestions on what to say or how to broach it? Also note that I do have other parental controls locking his device down from actual explicit material. Edit: Thanks for the advice, fellow dads. I had a chat with my son and was clear that he was not in trouble and did nothing wrong, its just that the content he was looking at was aimed at slightly older people. The same reason he can't have Discord or Fortnite yet. He was very upset at first and crying, and was worried he had done something illegal or that he was a bad boy. I was a reassuring as possible and I think we had a good conversation. To the people who think I shouldn't let him have Youtube at all, we did try that for a while but decided to let him have access to full Youtube with the approach of teaching him the correct way to behave online, rather than just straight up blocking everything. It's mostly been working so far, and I think was the reason he was willing to have a conversation about it with me instead of just shutting down. Also to the people who think I'm being too strict - I was a kid once too, when I had dial up internet back in the stone age I was trying the same thing, though probably a few years older. This is just the line we're drawing. He can watch goth mommy videos when he's 13 or something. Lastly, he was ironically calling for his "Mommy" while he was upset... I didn't have the courage to ask which mommy he meant. submitted by /u/big_hot_load to r/daddit [link] [comments]

I didnt have headphones on. I didnt know she would be home early. She looked so disappointed that I'm a freak of nature. Maybe now she understands why my old roommate wanted me out. submitted by /u/Ahvry to r/kitchencels [link] [comments]

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The good thing about being bisexual is that self-fellatio both feels like sucking and being sucked. It took me a while to figure it out, however I typically do it quite rarely as the postnut clarity is absolutely excruciating. Context: I’m at a university in England, studying an Archaeology-based course. Can’t go into much more detail for anonymity etc. our flats are quite compact, and mostly consist of smallish rooms (3-4x3-4 ish meters), joined by a thin, central corridor. There’s enough room for a bed, a desk, a wardrobe and some basic shelving, which is all you really need. The doors usually lock. I was at my desk, noise cancelling headphones on, listening to the ASMR I mentioned in the tirle, while contorted into an angle that allowed for enough dick to enter my mouth to be able to suck it. I’m above average, but have nobody to share it with, so might as well make the most of having it. (Plus having an excessively flexible back and neck helps) Just as it was starting to get good, one of my roommates, who is a relatively heavy drinker, knocked at my door, saying something along the lines of “Anon, have you seen abc or xyz?” I barely clocked this as I was preoccupied, and after a second time of asking he slowly opened the door, which I had stupidly left unlocked in my prenut state of mind. The warm light from the corridor seeped in. I lifted my head up, and for a solid 4-5 seconds we made constant eye contact, trying to figure out what to say as my (now) semi-flaccid, saliva-covered penis dropped from my mouth. He was clearly quite drunk, and I was clearly quite busy, so he closed the door after processing this all, and presumably asked someone else if they had the information he needed. We haven’t made eye contact since. Normally I’d take a more cynical tone while typing this kinda stuff, however I’m a little stoned rn and life feels quite nice for once. Sorry for the weird/erratic writing style. The best part about being anonymous online is that I can say all of the weird and pathetic shit that happens to me, and that I do, without worrying much about real-world judgement. I wish I was larping here, however I would much rather speak the truth anonymously than larp publicly/with knowledge or acknowledgement from people I know in the real world. Edit: Meant to say flatmate. The rooms are separate, but held within the same bit of a building. submitted by /u/decaying_corpse_ to r/kitchencels [link] [comments]

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I just got the Harrowing thingy quest, and I'm having fun in the dark while listening to this cute voice whimper and whisper his words in my ears. And this apparently was meant to be a scary quest. Well, this "Rell" needs to scare me a little more cuz OOH! I'll take it all. EDIT: I TAKE IT BACK! I'VE BEEN INFORMED HE'S A CHILD!- https://preview.redd.it/ykfml11jtcbg1.jpg?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b5591227a3c06b1b5f91d6c471d07df8dc5ede8 submitted by /u/Apprehensive-Look-69 to r/Warframe [link] [comments]