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Method man said he liked working with Redman better than working with the WU. The Scratch magazine with RZA on it, he tells how some of the WU just aint talking LL Cool J & Kool Moe Dee came to blows one night backstage Freddie Foxxx put a gun in Benzino's mouth on the Flavor Unit tour bus, because Benzino would not stop talking shit about what a thug he was The Bridge is over was a Marley Marl beat that KRS-One & Scott La Rock found in a studio 2pac was robbed & shot by some of Supreme's boys I got a story to tell was based on Biggie's affair with Anthony Mason's woman Paul C was murdered by his wife & his brother Showbiz has almost been sent upstate for attempted murder twice Big Pun hit Jay Z over the head with a bottle in a club Eric B beat down Large Professor & ran Kool G Rap out of New York to Arizona after G Rap revealed Large Pro produced most of the beats Eric B was supposed to have done on the Eric B & Rakim albums & "wanted dead or alive" Biz Markie produced most of EPMD's first album Ghostface, Superb & their team beat down & robbed 50 Cent & Tony Yayo after 50's diss tracks. 50 was thrown down a flight of stairs which is why 50 & ghost never recorded a song to this day Johnny Juice did all Terminator X's cuts on the Public Enemy albums. Juice did some/most scratches on the first 2 PE records Kool Keith met Godfather Don outside some industry event that both of them weren't allowed entry to, they snuck in through a back window. They recorded the 'Don produced tracks on "the 4 horsemen" & all the classic Cenobites tracks. Just Ice was a prime suspect in a murder case Just Ice turned up in Queens on Poet's block after the two Rockwell Noel & The Poet tracks dissing KRS-One, Red Alert & Ms. Melodie with a shotgun & waited for Poet to come out. Poet stayed in the crib that day DJ Ready Red was kicked out of Geto Boys by J Prince because of his lack of melanin The original 50 Cent from Ft Greene & various other notorious hustlers/killers from the legendary Paid In Full Posse were in the crew shots on "paid in full" & "follow the leader" Rakim recorded a diss aimed at Kane for "let the rhythm hit em" & had a verse on the title track aimed at him. Kane heard about this & called Rakim to squash it & Rakim went on to scrap the track & remove the verse Diamond D & his old late 80's group Ultimate Force with Master Rob recorded a full album with Jazzy Jay which has never been heard A young Fat Joe & his boys Tony Montana(RIP) & Charlie Rock L.D were one of the top two crack crews in the Bronx in the mid 80's & bringing in thousands of $ per day. Q Tip got fucked up so bad by one of the members of Wrexx N Effect that he lost partial sight in one of his eyes (If you ever wondered why Q Tip wore a mask in the video for "Hot Sex" this is why. There was also some intervention by a neutral party to squash this beef between Wrecks N Effect & Tribe) Nas came incredibly close to being on the Large Pro produced Kool G Rap, Xtra P, Freddie Foxxx & Ant posse cut "money in the bank" as he was always hanging around Eric B's studio but had gone to pick up some weed with a chick so they let the Ant kid on there instead Main Source and Large Pro ran up in the Wild Pitch offices with machetes looking to behead MC Serch (then working as an A&R for the label) after a West Coast promotional tour went sour MC Serch got wind that they were coming & escaped by crawling over the partial walls for his office & jetting out the back door MC SERCH: Thanks for the memory. Yes I ran Wild Pitch & was the VP for two years & A&Red both the OC classic "Times UP" & the Coup "Genocide & Juice". Main Source ran up with a lot of weapons while my pregnant wife was visiting me. The reason they ran up is that while doing a promo run in LA with the Main Source, we went to a live performance & some dude was outside with a sawed off trying to rob the DJ for the night. When we got back those dudes thought that I put out a hit on them. they kick in my office door & start trying to bogart. I did not escape through no back staircase but looked over my half wall to see what was up. It was an ugly event & basically was the last day that the group was on the label. Wild Pitch made some great music but was doomed based on the deal they had between themselves & EMI. I never ran from them dudes & I never would. My wife & I look at those days as another part of education in this business Grimm was supposed to be on "Live at the Barbecue" but he was arrested on the way to the studio RZA & Killah Sin & another fam member went to see 50 perform after How To Rob & 50 got wind of them being there & dipped backstage & didn't perform Redman Smacked Prodigy around the time Hell On Earth was out b/c he was dissing Keith & Def Squad A member of Wu got jumped at Suge's club in Las Vegas & Pac didn't like the way it went down & told Suge to squash the beef & he agreed outta respect. I think it was keith that snuffed P out in front of his people at the Tunnel When Nas came to Boston around 94/95 somebody(possibly benzino) in RSO Crew walked up to Nas & sonned him by knocking his baseball cap off of his head. SUPPOSEDLY, IN RETALIATION OLU DARA SLAPPED BENZINO'S FATHER & SAID 'WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOUR FAMILY?' EVERYONE WAS SHOCKED BUT AFTER THAT THEIR SONS MET UP & SQUASHED THE BEEF Freddie Foxxx went to Landspeed records like 200 deep in order to get the money they owed him Kool Herc was shot around 78 or something Grandmaster Caz wrote Rappers Delight Pharrell use to carry records around for Teddy Riley Benzino forced Mays to give him part ownership of the source by tying up Mays in his own closet Benzino actually one of the main reasons why Boston had such a small homicide rate in the late 90's, the Feds put UC's on every block & had a lot crazy shit going on so Benzino got a lot of the heads of the bigger gangs together to unite so that not everyone get locked up. That saw the murder lessen & the Boston police taken credit for doing away with crime in a big city The entire city of Boston was blacklisted back in the day by the industry due to crowds & Boston rappers & thugs attending shows just to cause problems. Every rapper from Audio Two to Biggie had either a bottle smashed across their head on stage or their show cancelled due to shootings. To this day very few rappers do shows in the Boston hoods because of it MF Grimm was not only suppose to be on Live at the BBQ, but his joint with Kool G Rap or 4, 5, 6 was suppose to be the lead single but he was arrested again & G Rap went with the joint with Nas Grimm also admitted that he came in third at the World Supremacy battle in 93, losing to SuperNat who won but that he was also involved in a shooting earlier in the day Grimm was held on trial for the murder of a cop Everyone in CashMoney has done at least 2 years in prison A boston beatboxer by the name of A-Train is said to have beaten Biz Markie, Dana Dane, & K-solo in a rap battle back in 88 Jay-Z was told by Scarface to change Reasonable Doubt because Jay actually namedropped dealers Fat Joe gave Guru a place to live for a while Guru didnt leave boston in the best of terms which is why the early of stages of his career boston did not play a big part. Gang Starr originally started in Boston & had a few emcees in it. Guru left for NY & took the name without people knowing Rakim was still in high school when paid in full dropped JT the bigga Figga returned Nas chain to him when it got stolen in Cali suge beat the fuck out of snoop's/dre's homies cause they were using that phone that harry o had an exclusive phone line LL Cool J was cool with Alpo & many other rappers had drug ties then 2Pac did have some of his enemies killed. It is known one dude Pac had ordered a hit on: Stretch of the Live Squad. Pac fell out with Stretch after the robbing & shooting at the recording studio because he became close to Badboy going to Biggies concerts. Stretch was murdered execution style in Jamaica one year to the day after the Tupac shooting Eazy-E & Ice cube were from a very middle class family & weren't thugs Ice Cube isnt from Compton & went to a college in Arizona, he was never gangsta Some people in Death Row got raped in the building Suge doesnt like Game because he expose some of Death Row business (Harry-O) & because he is not really blood The reason Sheek wasn't around much after LOX split from Bad boy cause he was clearing up court cases Mase left hip hop & Harlem is because of heavy extortion, not an epiphany from god Eddie Murphy lets Johnny Gill sleep in his bathhouse to this day because he's broke Jaheim is gay, he was spotted in Atlanta arguing with his boyfriend over dropping his purse in the middle of the street Queen Latifah is lesbian but she used to get around back in the 90s & plenty of male rappers hit that Kanye West produced some of THE best hits for bad boy back in the day & Deric D-Dot Angeletti was taking all the credit for production because kanye was under him. if u listen to harlem world the movement - track 2 & 7 were produced by him & u can tell he had a different style, that sounded a lot like mo money mo problems & feel so good Lil Kim’s on/off boyfriend is a hardened killer & tried to take out 50 cent in jersey Artists robbed more than twice: Busta Rhymes, Jazze pha, Nas, Dr. Dre, Shyheim, Mase(to the 20th power) got his chain jacked at a knick Game, Puff, Jermaine Dupri, Cam'ron, stephon marbury got his chain jacked while takin a nap in his car in NY, Allen iverson many times, Young Buck got his G-Unit chain jacked in Chicago, DMX is a front for image his chain jacked in toronto on a movie shoot, Ja Rule & Irv Gotti, but Irv's brother holds massive weight, 50 has NO thorough backup, Snoop lost his juice, but is backed by the crips only because he makes songs to crip to, Jadakiss Artists who are thuff & why: Styles P - somebody tried to rob him back during free the lox campaign shot the man DEAD & got off on self defense, Cormega - this cat has shit on lock in some places in brooklyn & queens, Fat Joe's crew, Cashmoney CEO's Brian & Baby Williams have a brother who's LEGENDARY in new orleans, now serving 500+ years in jail for murders, Ice Cube's Soul Assassins camp when him & B-Real were beefin, Run up on LOON, he will fuck you up Eminem pulled a gun out on their road manager trying to prove something, the shit unloaded & he was nervous & his hands were shaking so hard he dropped it The only reason purple haze was pushed back so long is because freekey zekey was in jail & couldnt do the skits E-40 & mac dre were beefin over a girl: took 40's girl & 40 beat the dude down for disrespecting his brother. to this day hillside & crest side dont get along. they each made several diss songs before squashing the beef but the hoods havent Luniz aint hard but east oakland respects that they went major & still rep the town so they got their back The game isnt welcomed in the bay by bay artists Master P was ran out the bay because he didnt help none of the people that introduced him to the game or had his back C-bo is in jail for shootin his baby momma Luniz & Too Short beef is because Too Short wouldn't let them be part of the dangerous crew Suge knight paid that cat $5k to assault dr dre at the vibe awards specifically during his lifetime achievement award diplomats got into the liquor business is that cam bought 3 liquor stores with confessions of fire money & sizzurp was blowin up Cam'rons dad used to be a singer in a old time group, i forgot the name but ive seen the album cover "son shine like the 4 tops" Sean Paul is not allowed within 100 feet of Beyonce or Jay-Z cuz during the shooting for baby boy, Sean Paul tried to scoop Beyonce by dissin Jay-Z sayin: "get wit a cute n*gga like you deserve". 50 tried the same thing too Singer Houston didn't try kill himself in 2005 after a PCP overdose that someone slipped to him (he didn't know he was takin it), but tried to gouge out his eye after going thru this masonic 'black eye' ritual of a parasite inserted thru the eye used to sedate/mind control artists robbing them of their freedom of artistic expression becoming suggestive zombies by record labels after the fact, where artists have to parade around in public showing a black eye for this ritual (like logan paul etc) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZTboNqk62k 50 cent & Ja Rule's beef never started before they were famous. they didnt even know each other, real reason's because Ja was rollin with his posse one day just after he got famous, saw 50 cent rollin alone after 'How to Rob' & started talkin shit so 50 hit ja dead in his eye. this was before Blackchild poked 50 with a knife Pete Rock was nailing Nas' baby momma & Nas got wind of this & thats why they dont work together anymore Eric B used to bodyguard for suge & Mike Tyson during the 90s DJ Premier stopped workin with Jeru the Damaja cuz Jeru got pissed when Premier was fucking his sister Littles (DVD man) jacked Alchemist's chain at a recording studio Big Pun hit Jay Z over the head with a bottle in a club - my friend jayson was there, he cosigns this, this is where the fat joe/jay animosity started. Jay was on stage tipsy with the mic. Pun & Joe came up to rock the mic & Jay didn't want to get off. Said some slick cunt to Joe & Pun & Pun cracked jay with a bottle of Bacardi. PUN speaks on it in "100%" if you listen to the lyrics. but after jay got hit wit the bottle, pun & joe left quick. it was about to be over for dem cuz hov was strapped, then lance got stabbed, jay didnt do it, but jay aint no snitch so he copped a plea, "dont even talk about the rucker" fat joe's team has won at the rucker, jays team didnt show, "im the proud new owner of the nets, no diploma no regrets, dont even talk about no rucker motherfucker i am set" - jay-z & if u listen to the 'mind right remix' jay is talkin to pun & joe Master P tied up & pistol whipped Pimp C after UGK were running around & telling everyone how P didn't pay them for their guest appearances Big Daddy Kane & Slick Rick came to blows backstage at the Run's House tour in 88 in Providence RI. Fight lasted about 1 min before Vance Wright broke it up Freddie Foxxx was originally gonna be Eric B's rapper not Rakim Mc Hammer found out 3rd Bass was coming to Cali & ordered someone to murk them Outlaws had beef with Capone & Noreaga but was squashed later Wyclef Jean was close friends with Haitian Jack, the notorious gangster accused of snitching on tupac about the rape. 2Pac got the maximum penalty while Haitian Jack got 3 months suspended sentence. Haitian Jack was a Federal informant. pac shouts him out in Makaveli-Against all odds Marley Marl & Cormega had a whole album for release before Nas' illmatic. It fell through as Mega went to jail. Mega didnt want to sign with industry contracts and was independent Das EFX stole their iggedy style from UK hiphop outfit Demon Boyz while on tour with EPMD Eric B had Large Professor beaten down for Xtra P talking shit about not getting production credits & cuz he thought he was gettin at him on "snake eyes" Diddy was a back up dancer for Kane & heavy D, saw it on a vh1 documentary Russell & Puff had a fallout due to an argument that Puff & Kimora had at a club YZ puts hands on treach so Treach boys jumped him. Yz then went for a chainsaw Treach has done Porn movies & is Pepa's (salt n pepa) babydaddy Kool G Rap signed a contract with Rawkus worth more than a $1m All of the DJ work on Paid In Full was NOT done by Marley Marl it was done by Rakim, not Eric B. Rakim & Large Professor did the Don't Sweat the Technique album with little or no input from Eric B who didn't do a damn thing for the Eric B & Rakim albums. Rakim did most of the production work, and had massive assists from 45 King (Follow the Leader) & Large Professor & the late great Paul C (Let the Rhythm Hit 'Em). Eric B was the tour/performance DJ and was a guy with a lot of street cred & money for studio time 'Many Men' intro had only 8 instead of 9 shots Memphis Bleek actually sold drugs when he met jay. jay made him stop because he was only 15, bleek's boy got gunned down over a dice game & bleek adopted his daughter In bedstuy: Bushwick Bill (of Geto Boyz), Biggie & Jay-z had some famous battles in the street & in their high school, big always said jay won because jay rapped too fast, jay also battled busta in high school, lil kim also attended that school. either Jay & GZA or Jay & Redman battled in the school hallway once too Before reasonable doubt, Jay-Z & Jaz-O ran into LL cool J at a club, LL recognized Jaz & they spoke, Jay approached & asked to battle, LL didnt back down. Jay won the friendly battle. thats why LL to this day never takes offense when jay calls himself the best rapper alive, when LL claims goat Joe Budden was put on anti depressants, addicted to angel dust, stabbed by his babys mother, locked up numerous times, dude named joshua tried to kill him twice, pulled the gun twice, gun jammed twice, joe budden was in his hummer & they beat joshua down then took him to the precinct Joe budden owns numerous cars, including a hummer & ferrari, but chooses to drive his 93 toyota corolla wit factory rims. Joe is not broke as many people think, he doesnt make any money off of album sales, but he is probably the smartest rapper around right now, he owns his publishing, which means millions of 'pump it up' dollars Biggie was not the playa he claimed to be, he never started gettin women until he got money, his babymama looks like a man Song Cry was about Jay-Z's longtime girlfriend Trick Daddy was jumped & got his chain snatched at a show in Detroit for dissing Trick Trick a local Detroit rapper cause he thought he stole his name 2pac had relationships with a few celebrities: Jada Pinkett & Quincy Jones's daughter Xzibit is from Alberquerque, New Mexico Scarface tried to commit suicide when he was younger. Bushwick Bill has tried to commit suicide several times Three 6 Mafia used to be called Triple Six Mafia & made songs about worshipping the devil but were forced to change their name when they signed to Relativity B.I.G. had his dudes run up in D&D studios & beat down Starang Wondah then had them put the phone to his ear while B.I.G. proceeded to tell him never to fuck with him again. This was in retaliation for OGC's first video where they had a fake Biggie get beat down. Starang admitted it on Heltah Skeltah's "I Ain't Havin That": "like when i was up in D&D i caught 2 or 3 stitches / i was still gettin bitches at the tunnel takin pictures" AZ supposedly fucked lil Kim & foxy brown Game claims he caught his first body on March 4 1994 Fat Joe buck fifty'ed Cuban Link. Cuban says he was jumped by some of fat joe's people, Joe denies that he had anything to do with it. Fat Joe & Cuban's beef started from rumors that cuban was boning Fat Joes wife. Cuban denies it, after PUN dies Cuban & Joe have no one really keeping them together, & the rumors continue. Joe & Cuban shoot a fair one in a park in the BX. No one knows who won, but Cuban says he won & in retaliation Joey gets his goons to give him a buck fifty. Cuban says joe was hating on the fact he is a pretty MF & was cast to star in scarface 2 as tony montana's son. joe said "Now you really scarface" Fat Joe writes 25% of his lyrics has a team of ghostwriters Fabolous fucked up Ali Vegas up on a one on one, same with stack bundles did Vic damone ali helped smurf get outta jail fat joe got knocked out @ mansion by sum zoe pound @#%$ joe tried tryin to defend busta & went to snatch his chain, same time busta got hit C Murder slapped the shit out of Juvenile in a disagreement K-Solo battled DMX in jail & completely jacked his style of spelling out words in his rhymes Jermaine Dupri was going to sign Ludacris to So So Def around the time Incognegro dropped, but Lil Jon when he was working for So So Def advised J.D. not to, so Luda went to Def Jam Big Pun was over 600 pounds when he died Cage (bi polar), Scarface (depression) & Kool Keith (depression) have all spent time in mental institutes The Fresh Prince was the first rapper to receive a Grammy Run DMC were the first rap act to reach #1 on the Billboard charts DMX was born in Baltimore Clipse were born in the BX Oschino was shot 9 nine times Juelz Santana was in a rap duo called Draft Pick with stickman Malik Prodigy of Mobb Deep was found in Detroit when he was kidnapped by father Jaz-o used to sell incense on bushwick ave. hehad a cart & was wearing a tank top & sandals. Jaz-O was a Muslim back in the early 90's with the Ansaars. Remember his video "The Originators" So it made perfect sense he would B selling incense at the time Joe Budden was born in queens, lived in harlem til about 15, then moved to jerz when his father was sent to federal prison for conspiracy. Joe also spent time in a mental institution when he was 15-16 for depression Jay-z was supposed to be on the third verse of ashanti's foolish, irv instead made ashanti write another verse in order to develop his artist jay-z was going to sign 50 cent to rocafella but declined after speaking to irv gotti, then gotti turned around & tried to sign Nas. Jay said if nas was on murder inc he goes from being the boss to another artist. Nas then refused to sign AZ many times was very close to signing to rocafella Cormega was a signature away from repping rocafella Joe Budden was on rocafella before dame went, but did not want to have to choose between dame & jay so he just tore up the rocafella contract & stood under his old def jam contract State Property, did not know each other, where dame & jay just took everyone from philly under rocafella & made a collective, basically the Roc's version of making the band Bleek recorded verses & songs wit beans for the b.coming, Dame did not want them on there, but put a two year old jay song which was on the state property two album. Dame also kept bleek off of the young guns first album, juelz, the diplomats, & most of the paid in full contract. bleek called it "a conspiracy to get bleek off of the roc" Welcome to NY was supposed to be cam'rons second single, Cam refused to shoot the video after jay vetoed cam's VP position, probably costing cam another million in record sales Reasonable Doubt was the only Jay-Z album released under Priority/Rocafella. Jay, Dame & Biggs own the rights. Jay offered dame dash rocafella if he would just give him 100 percent rights to reasonable doubt, dame refused, as a result def jam bought rocafella, gave jay-z presidency position, gave him the publishing to every other jay-z album (besides RD) & gave him 100% of Rocafella The track in which jay disses mase, saying "im rolling wit rocafella, they gettin money man" is d-dot, bad boys #1 producer at the time. No one on bad boy was behind mase on his beef wit jay, that's why he never released his diss track. Beanie Sigel & Memphis Bleek were recording an album together called "From My Hood To Your Hood" when Bleeks brother "dre" was in a near fatal accident, bleek disappeared from rap for a while getting his brother the best medical treatment in the country & keeping his mother away from it so she wont be hurt by her sons pain, sending her on vacations from miami to san tropez The Commission (Big, Jay-Z, & Charlie Baltimore) was set to hit the streets when BIG died Murder Inc. - A group featuring Jay-Z, DMX, & Ja Rule was supposed to come out when DMX & Ja Rule had a fallout for both accusing each other of biting off 2Pac, where ja pivoted into singing and DMX kept the rugged style Triangle Offense (Joe Budden, Fabolous, & Paul Cain) the album would have came out if Joe budden's debut album went platinum, but it didn't so the label didn't feel need to further explore the potential of that group Styles P were only dissing rocafella & Jay-Z during the Beans & Jada beef in order to push jada's album kiss the game goodbye. when styles came out of prison he said he wished he could take it all back & do reservoir dogs part 2 wit the roc Sauce Money won a grammy for writing diddys verse on Every Breath you take the BIG tribute Jay was real close to coming to blows wit sean paul at a club, but it didnt come to that as sean paul was afraid. "the gat that i clutch got a lil red light, NEED A LIGHT??" on la la la Vanilla Ice was beat up by suge & hung out his balcony & forced to drink piss cuz Suge wanted the royalties to Ice Ice Baby...someone else produced it and ice aint pay the dude, so suge thugged ice 4 the money 50 cent was shot 5 times according to bang em smurf. there is an old TRL live recording of 50 cent going through his wounds and he only showed 4 scars and only motioned the others BlackChild From Murder Inc Stabbed 50, as said on Beef Dvd During a trip to the old neighborhood, a man approaches memphis bleek thinking it was a fan. dude got clapped dead & bleek was so stunned that he ran back to the whip. a little later a team of big body black benzes rolled up & started lightin shit up. Styles p wanted to fuck up eminem because of the whole fuckin fiasco & almost did it while em was recording a track for jada's album eminem trained with lennox lewis trainer Lil Kim suffers from low self-esteem partly because biggie used to verbally & physically abuse her The Gotti kids once dissed lil Kim so bad about her surgery, she ran out of the Gotti mansion crying. The Gotti family are one of the most feared Loon's from a legendary family of harlem hustlers, so the only cats who diss him are the ones that have no clue, he could merk your whole family mariah carey had sex with Cam'ron, 50 Cent, Eminem, puffy, mase have passed that ass around like a peace pipe Charlie Baltimore sucked irv gotti's dick to get signed, this is her main talent & the reason she's famous. Jay-Z's man stabbed UN Rivera over Charlie Baltimore JT the bigga Figga returned Nas chain to him when it got stolen in cali tony yayo was not thoro in jail, he stayed in solitary the entire time outta fear Biggie apparently wanted to mimic the production line up on Illmatic when doing Ready To Die. Puff shot down the idea Quincy jones asked 2pac to fuck him in the ass ASAP yams had little to no money in his bank account when he died & was seeking opiate addiction help C-murder put a gun in Juvenile mouth during the no limit/cash money beef C-murder killed monica's previous boyfriend in order to get with her full time, and the gun was assigned with to the nondominant hand when his 'suicide' was staged, where monica was the only witness and she agreed to C-murder's story Suge Knight was going to buy out Ray J's contract with Atlantic the beginning of 2002 so he could join Death Row around the same time as Left Eye & Kurupt however Ray J kept getting his ass kicked to the point his parents had to step in & convince Atlantic not to go through with it. It's why there was a 4 year gap in between albums & why Danny Boy rerecorded Ray J's vocals on most of the tracks Ray J was on Dr. Dre got shot in both legs in the 90s Havoc was going to the School of Arts & Designs to be an architect Biggie subtly dissed OutKast in the “Big Poppa” video, & the Dungeon Family wasn’t feeling it at all. Sleepy says they actually confronted Diddy & Biggie on their tour bus to clear the air face-to-face. He also claims Biggie later picked up OutKast’s style, especially the Kangol hats, afterwards. https://www.threads.com/@officialstreettea/post/DT3CW7-ktkU The Night Diddy Took Xzibit & Karrine Steffans Clubbing https://www.instagram.com/p/DTreE4ujWMP Keith Murray knocked out Prodigy at the club Puffy fucked Faith behind biggie's back, and collect sex favors and tapes as trophies to show off Eminem was pressed by crips in Cali & ended up being forced to a feature for the boo ya tribe as he used them to check in 50 Cent was invited to Chris Lighty's wedding, where 50 was assigned seating at a table with Diddy, where it was revealed to 50 that both Steve Stout & Diddy had sex with Veronica, who Chris was then setting up to marry, at the table gossip & 50 damn near lost his cool but kept most of his composure for the sake of Chris. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jXTIKAEMBU8&t=4080 years later, 50 Cent squashed his beef with Fat Joe at Chris Lighty's funeral submitted by /u/bawsey to r/hiphop201 [link] [comments]

1.If you thought the Stewarts were insufferable in 2025… welcome to 2026. While her bff Sophie Hill is attempting to prove to everyone that she is now a “de-influencer”, Carlin and Evan double down with cameras now installed permanently on the walls of their home, up close shots of Navy Kate’s arm rolls, and a full on break down of Zade’s medical issues. They also spent New Year’s Eve with the new cult pastor and his family, instead of with her family at Zach’s. Carlin is back at the Jesus Gym, hitting the Christ Calisthenics hard… in between moving the camera tripod around to get just the right Bible Booty shot. While she’s focused on her “bottom line”…. She also shows Evan in sleeping in. Several times. Passive aggressive much Carlin? During a quick clip of Christmas with Evan’s family, we learn that Layla has apparently been saved. That’s right… at a mere 5 years old, this child has made a profession of faith, walked the aisle, confessed that she is a sinner, prayed the sinner’s prayer, and will be/has been baptized so she may avoid the fiery pits of hell. I’m truly shocked that this was even a thing at her young age… but I quickly remember that Gil Bates prays every chance he gets that they all “come to know Christ at a young age”…. So in the competitive world of the Bates, this is just another competition that Carlin wants to win, and is performative at best. Zade is steady screaming in the background of everything these people post, but Carlin trusted her “mom gut”(people on the internet) and had his hearing tested, and all is absolutely perfect… well, except for the water in one ear that could present as hearing loss but will clear up on it’s own, no follow up or concern needed. Their worry is tempered by the fact that subtitles are always available, and when that fails… Layla can translate for him. Christmas at the big house finally happens but Carlin loses out to Lawson who miraculously gets his reel up first and goes viral, while Carlin’s view falls short of a million views. In her on going attempt to hit 1 million Instagram followers, she follows the latest Emilie Kiser inspired trend of whacking off all of her hair. Carlin gets a week’s worth of content out of this mid haircut….and picks up about 4,000 new followers. There is almost as much “bob” content as there was Navy Kate content. Speaking of Navy… she is 4 months old now and has been viewed by about 1/4 of earth’s population, including her latest trip to the pediatrician. Every time you think these people can’t go lower… they do. They work together to scare the crap out of Layla and Zade by telling them that Navy has to have a heel prick done. Both kids are traumatized over their own finger prick, and neither one of these dullards do anything to calm their children and make them see this is just no big deal. It should be criminal how stupid they are, and how inept they are at comforting their babies. Carlin nor Evan even understand WHY the hell prick is happening, and it’s clear that neither Layla or Zade trust their parents. One films while the other continues to say outlandish things until both kids are crying… and then the parents laugh and joke about it. It made my stomach hurt. Little children understand empathy and they want to protect Navy, it’s their automatic instinct. Too bad the thumb and co. doesn’t share just a tiny bit of that empathy. Of course, all of this gets them the thumbnail and the ClickBates title for the vlog that they were looking for, so good work L and Z… you continue to carry the load. Meanwhile, over at disaster central, Evan gives us a brief house update. The update is… they have one hell of a mess on their hands. He stands in a cavernous, echoing warehouse with destruction all around to tell us that the only thing that has been completed is the separate 2 car garage that had “some water issues”…. It has a brand new roof, and doesn’t it look fabulous? He shows where all of the brick patio has been torn out… part of the “water issue” and says that will become their basketball court. Uhhuh, cause he’s such a baller. Inside though? There’s some crapped piled up from some content shoots, and a ton of ripped out, torn out crap piled everywhere. He says nothing happened over the holidays and they have “some decisions to make”. He won’t say if they are refinishing the floors, or putting in all new floors, but he does say they can’t move in because of all of the dust that will be flying. Evan says the move in date has been pushed back. Ya think? Again… who knows if this is for real, or is all for content, but these people paid over a milly for this hovel and they can’t even move in…it’s BFE Tennessee y’all, not House Hunters International. Also new in 2026 is the Stewarts foray into cooking. Katie seems to have been invited back into the fold to act as a guinea pig for whatever Carlin is calling supper. All in all it’s just more of the same… the Stew Crew is just… bobbin’ along. 2.Katie and Travis Clark sure know how to get folks talking. After leaving YouTube abruptly and being mere background characters in their children’s Christmas in NJ, they disappeared for days on end until Katie cryptically posts a dark selfie from the couch at the big house. She says it’s a fun sleep over… but would anyone choose to sleep there? When the Bates family finally gets together for Christmas, Katie is in the background alone and Travis doesn’t seem to be with her at church where she shamelessly films either. He doesn’t show up at dinner with the Stewarts (though who could blame him)… and he is nowhere to be seen when her first ad partnership of 2026 drops. Travis can’t stay hidden for long though… and he can’t help but post from a sandy beach on New Year’s Eve, seemingly happy and celebrating with…. His family… alone. The Clarks are selling their NJ house and we know there was work to be done while he was off of school for a month, but a Florida Beach does not equal New Jersey Home Depot, so… what gives? They told us they would be getting the house ready together, and that Katie may have to make trips to NJ to handle things alone… but all of that is now happening off screen. If only this meant that they were going to exploit their children less… but of course that isn’t the case at all. Hailey still has to work… there she is praising Jesus at church (is 3 too young to be a candidate for baptism? That would top Layla) and she’s center stage in mommy’s new campaign for body wash and vitamins. No matter what is really happening with the Clarks 2 things will always remain a constant: a.) they will find a way to manufacture happy and 2.) their children will be in front of the red light for maximum exposure. 3.Josie Bates scrounged around the warehouse and in between plumbing supplies found a few more hair noodles to add to her Going Out Of Business Sale. You can own one now for 60% off, which is still about 75% more than at Dollar General, buyer beware. If you choose to buy one, just know it could take weeks and weeks to get your order in. Josie says she’s trying her hardest to get them out, but she’s been inundated with orders. Makes you wonder what was happening on a daily basis. No wonder she pushed those things like crazy. It also explains the flyaways and breakage of her bangs suddenly showing up. Josie filmed all holiday long, and is now rolling out content from the first weeks of baby Brooks’ life. We see her 2 and 3 week checkups with the baby and she is off the blood thinners and cleared for take off. She manages to hide Kelton salivating in the corner. Actually, he heads back to work fairly quickly this time… no post partum massages, or special diets to be found. Homegirl seems to be struggling while showcasing her first day at home alone with 4 children under 6. The girls tend to themselves and baby MIles will just break your heart. He isn’t yet 2 and is put to bed with a bottle, wakes up for a bottle and is lucky if he gets to throw a leg over momma’s lap while she nurses the new baby. Even with Josie’s dreamy lighting and foggy filter… this is depressing as hell. She somehow manages to still find time to glam up, put on her sky high boots and prance around her kitchen selling grocery delivery, snacks, vitamins and protein powders. The baby is shoved into a corner of her room and the kids are pushed out onto the front porch for craft time. Do we even think there is a new house coming? It’s been almost 2 years since Josie and Kelton bought land… she’s had 2 more kids and is still packed into the painted brick ranch at the end of the dirt road. She has labeled her 4 children as 2 sets, explaining that the 2 girls are super close together, and now the boys are also close together in age. Lord let’s hope she gets an extra bedroom before trying for that 3rd set. 4.Alyssa Webster keeps trying to stay silent… but the chip on her shoulder just isn’t big enough for her to totally give it up and she posts a December recap. It looks like the Webster kids got to spend some time with their Paine cousins. Of course, it was at church…. That’s the only place you can find the Paines. All of the greatest hits make an appearance in this carousel… the Sad Hat, the frowning Rhett, the birthday baseball jersey, and the orange pleather sh’boots. They somehow got John to join them at Sea World and Alyssa promotes another crazy cult book. This one seems very pointed as it teaches you how to avoid the lure of earthly wealth…but a review says it is full of hellfire and brimstone when what the world needs now is LOVE. Please, the president of the Charlie Lovers Fan Club ain’t about preaching love. While Alyssa continues to fight with her own social media… little sister and former number one babysitter Ellie Bates goes VIRAL. Yep, just a few weeks after her Instagram profile went public, Ellie shoots and scores with a reel featuring baby Miles babbling away. It has 2.5 million views and counting and Gil made her limit the comments. Ellie learned from her formatting forefathers that kids sell. Add a kid being cute to a catchy song and boom! You’ve got yourself a career. Ellie hit both Carlin and Josie up for new nails in the past few weeks, and double teamed babysitting the Stewart kids with sister Addee. Speaking of Addee, she’s angling for a guest room at Carlin’s new Mount Misfits. Evan says her “college” is just a short drive away and she could stay there a few nights a week. Live in help? Sign the Stewarts up. On the opposite end of all of that is… Esther Bates. She and Nate rang in the New Year on what appeared to be a couples only trip to Mexico. If you’ve never seen Nate Bates shirtless at a foam party… then honey…you haven’t lived. Thankfully Esther didn’t share any more from the No Kids vacation until they were safely back in the kid friendly Arkansas RV. Nathan had such a fine time with his hot thang, that he gifted her 2 dozen red roses that she shows off to the Gram. These 2 would really clean up on Only Fans. 5.Whitney Bates is starting 2026 off going back to her roots. Momma has nothing to shill but her teeth whitening strips and some liquid vitamins… it’s hard out here for a pitch woman post Christmas, but she gives it her best shot. The Bates kids start their second semester of whatever pretend grade of school they are completing this year and Whitney says she wants all of this messy school stuff cleaned up and over with before the new baby arrives. That way, Bradley can go cut trees with Gil and Kacey can full time sister mom the younger 3 with an assist from Khloe. Zach hasn’t filmed a new Bates Kitchen vlog in almost a month, but he tries for views with reels about stuffed mushrooms, macaroni and a breakfast burrito. Every one of these starts the same way… mentioning his “pregnant wife”. Beyond cooking with large amounts of butter and cheese… the other focus for Zach seems to be weight loss. He says he lost almost 20 pounds but has since gained it all back. Thankfully his kind wife knows her angles and how to position him so he doesn’t appear any larger than normal. He buys a new treadmill and films himself talking about food while walking. He delivers dinner to the big house for Gil’s 61st birthday, and makes a shaft wagon full of what the Bates call Cole slaw for their Christmas dinner. With no Michael, Erin or Alyssa to help, Zach is the last hope in the kitchen for this crowd. 6.After months and months of filming herself all alone in her tiny duplex, Lydia Bates gave herself some holiday time off. All of their platforms were quiet for days on end, and when they finally turned up at the big house, Lydia is suffering from a rotten cold. Trace and the Bare Minimum Boys leave town for snowboarding. Warden, JebJud and Trace together couldn’t find their way out of a paper sack, but they do manage to stay upright on the slopes, mostly… and Trace takes along his tiny microphone so he can catch Warden saying “shred dude”, “amaze-balls” and “dude”. Back at home, Lydia and her 2 kids head to Josie’s to help her keep her head above water. There’s 6 kids between the 2 women, and that’s probably statistics the state won’t even allow. While she’s there, she takes newborn pictures with Brooks, and we see Josie’s painted on face and how she uses angles to her advantage on a daily basis. When Trace gets back they ride around town with Zach who still has that stupid tent strapped to the top of his car. I mean, is dude pitching that thing every night? Is he LIVING on top of his Denali? I digress. Zach has 2 pieces of awful land to show Trace and Lydia. The first one is in the smack middle of a bunch of homes and the other one is up the side of a mountain - vertically. Lydia tells us she would like just “1-2 acres” because they don’t do well caring for land. Uhhuh. They also are now talking about building a barndominium to live in for just a few years before building something more permanent. They say it would be an “investment property” for them, and we are once again reminded that these people have new money and are financially illiterate. Trace talks a lot about budget but Lydia has big dreams. I guess their money tree has started bearing fruit. Trace has a final content trick up his sleeve…. A weekend get away that is supposedly a “surprise” for Lydia. Turns out… it’s a trip for Trace to ski. Lydia gets to tag along and has some new ski gear… probably for the upcoming family ski trip to Denver. Magically all of her cold weather gear and matching outfits are packed and they are staying in a little A frame house that you can stay in too if you just use her link. Lydia is so very special that she gets to sit inside the resort and film Trace ski alone through the window. She keeps telling us how wonderful he is and how much she loves him….but the smile never quite reaches her eyes. 7.Leave it to Erin Paine to start a new year with the most depressing, maudlin undertones. While what sounds like a funeral dirge plays in the background, she shows her children studying their work books and Bible Study while she sips her secret brew. She lectures the other tradwife wannabes on how she and Chad set what she calls “non-negotiables” for the year. Hers include no phone allowed before noon or after 8. She has 7 kids so that’s basically saying “no phone”. Bible time as a family every single night, and she must pray out loud daily. It’s scary up in that trailer, y’all. If any joy is found…. These 2 have to snuff it out. She follows this up by showcasing the children all lined up in the backyard on either side of a long table. They are assembly line workers squeezing oranges into juice. The girls roll the fruit to soften it, and then Carles runs the juicer. Maybe they can sell fresh orange juice along with the retrieved golf ball business the doodle cards and the cow fat stuff. Later, for fun, they force the kids to wake up at dark thirty, sit around a campfire and pray while the sunrises over the golf course. Chad appears to be doing a sacrificial burn of some old book case and he comments that the early morning golfers will wonder what the heck they are doing. It ain’t just the golfers Chad… it ain’t. 8.Michael and Brandon have been pretty quiet through the holidays and into the new year. She did share about their trip with the foster boys to Dollywood. They loved the Christmas lights and the little one was able to go on a ride. Michael says she will treasure these memories forever. While the Keilen’s are slowing down on content…. Kelly Jo Bates is not willing to sit back and let even her youngest daughters rack up views while she gets crumbs… momma needs a new couch. She is front and center at the family Christmas gathering, shares a serious photo shoot with Gil on his 61st birthday, gives each grandchild a storage box full of gifts… and after all of that she kicks off the year live from her treadmill where she looks slimmer than ever. She isn’t just handing out fitness tips though…. Mrs. Bates has a link and a code in her very first promotion. Sorry to say the thing she is promoting is some weird skirt/legging combo, but that thigh girdle doesn’t seem to slow her down one bit! 9.After a month of absolutely avoiding the subject while continually exploiting baby Will, finally today, Lawson and Tiffany are ready to unroll their new baby content. They do all of the same cringy reels that Carlin and Evan do, and immediately thank Katie for showing up to film and Travis for doing the heavy lifting of editing this mess. I don’t have it in me to watch 50 minutes of Lawson running around like a mad man, but it does seem that she and Josie had their babies right around the same time. More interesting to me is why at 19/almost 20 months is Will getting 6 ounces of formula multiple times a day, still taking multiple naps and only eating pouches and yogurt? He only engages with the camera and just does a ton of squealing. With a new baby here, surely he will get to try a happy meal soon?? 10.Bits and Bytes… Erin tries her hand at a q and an and admits they weren’t in Tennessee for the holidays. She says Chad took her on a trip to the Smoky Mountains for their anniversary, and she plans to visit home in May. May is probably when Tori’s newest baby is due….She talks about giving her kids jurisdictions (Duggar vocabulary word)and how they are all expected to work and do their chores. Speaking of Tori - she pops up at the big house and says she is expecting another boy…. Raid/Spayed/Trade???… Carlin and Evan aren’t too big time to accept a local promotion when it gets their Tesla detailed. The car wash company required them both to post multiple stories in exchange for cleaning that trashed thing…Josie shows off her new $42 diaper bag. I guess plumbers don’t hand out Prada. Have a great week friends, and stay safe out there! submitted by /u/dixcgirl10 to r/BatesSnark [link] [comments]

1.If you thought the Stewarts were insufferable in 2025… welcome to 2026. While her bff Sophie Hill is attempting to prove to everyone that she is now a “de-influencer”, Carlin and Evan double down with cameras now installed permanently on the walls of their home, up close shots of Navy Kate’s arm rolls, and a full on break down of Zade’s medical issues. They also spent New Year’s Eve with the new cult pastor and his family, instead of with her family at Zach’s. Carlin is back at the Jesus Gym, hitting the Christ Calisthenics hard… in between moving the camera tripod around to get just the right Bible Booty shot. While she’s focused on her “bottom line”…. She also shows Evan sleeping in. Several times. Passive aggressive much Carlin? During a quick clip of Christmas with Evan’s family, we learn that Layla has apparently been saved. That’s right… at a mere 5 years old, this child has made a profession of faith, walked the aisle, confessed that she is a sinner, prayed the sinner’s prayer, and will be/has been baptized so she may avoid the fiery pits of hell. I’m truly shocked that this was even a thing at her young age… but I quickly remember that Gil Bates prays every chance he gets that they all “come to know Christ at a young age”…. So in the competitive world of the Bates, this is just another competition that Carlin wants to win, and is performative at best. Zade is steady screaming in the background of everything these people post, but Carlin trusted her “mom gut”(people on the internet) and had his hearing tested, and all is absolutely perfect… well, except for the water in one ear that could present as hearing loss but will clear up on it’s own, no follow up or concern needed. Their worry is tempered by the fact that subtitles are always available, and when that fails… Layla can translate for him. Christmas at the big house finally happens but Carlin loses out to Lawson who miraculously gets his reel up first and goes viral, while Carlin’s reel falls short of a million views. In her on going attempt to hit 1 million Instagram followers, she follows the latest Emilie Kiser inspired trend of whacking off all of her hair. Carlin gets a week’s worth of content out of this mid haircut….and picks up about 4,000 new followers. There is almost as much “bob” content as there was Navy Kate content. Speaking of Navy… she is 4 months old now and has been viewed by about 1/4 of earth’s population, including her latest trip to the pediatrician. Every time you think these people can’t go lower… they do. They work together to scare the crap out of Layla and Zade by telling them that Navy has to have a heel prick done. Both kids are traumatized over their own finger prick, and neither one of these dullards do anything to calm their children and make them see this is just no big deal. It should be criminal how stupid they are, and how inept they are at comforting their babies. Carlin nor Evan even understand WHY the heel prick is happening, and it’s clear that neither Layla or Zade trust their parents. One films while the other continues to say outlandish things until both kids are crying… and then the parents laugh and joke about it. It made my stomach hurt. Little children understand empathy and they want to protect Navy, it’s their automatic instinct. Too bad the thumb and co. doesn’t share just a tiny bit of that empathy. Of course, all of this gets them the thumbnail and the ClickBates title for the vlog that they were looking for, so good work L and Z… you continue to carry the load. Meanwhile, over at disaster central, Evan gives us a brief house update. The update is… they have one hell of a mess on their hands. He stands in a cavernous, echoing warehouse with destruction all around to tell us that the only thing that has been completed is the separate 2 car garage that had “some water issues”…. It has a brand new roof, and doesn’t it look fabulous? He shows where all of the brick patio has been torn out… part of the “water issue” and says that will become their basketball court. Uhhuh, cause he’s such a baller. Inside though? There’s some crap piled up from some content shoots, and a ton of ripped out, torn out junk piled everywhere. He says nothing happened over the holidays and they have “some decisions to make”. He won’t say if they are refinishing the floors, or putting in all new floors, but he does say they can’t move in because of all of the dust that will be flying. Evan says the move in date has been pushed back. Ya think? Again… who knows if this is for real, or is all for content, but these people paid over a milly for this hovel and they can’t even move in…it’s BFE Tennessee y’all, not House Hunters International. Also new in 2026 is the Stewarts foray into cooking. Katie seems to have been invited back into the fold to act as a guinea pig for whatever Carlin is calling supper. All in all it’s just more of the same… the Stew Crew is just… bobbin’ along. 2.Katie and Travis Clark sure know how to get folks talking. After leaving YouTube abruptly and being mere background characters in their children’s Christmas in NJ, they disappeared for days on end until Katie cryptically posts a dark selfie from the couch at the big house. She says it’s a fun sleep over… but would anyone choose to sleep there? When the Bates family finally gets together for Christmas, Katie is in the background alone and Travis doesn’t seem to be with her at church where she shamelessly films either. He doesn’t show up at dinner with the Stewarts (though who could blame him)… and he is nowhere to be seen when her first ad partnership of 2026 drops. Travis can’t stay hidden for long though… and he can’t help but post from a sandy beach on New Year’s Eve, seemingly happy and celebrating with…. His family… alone. The Clarks are selling their NJ house and we know there was work to be done while he was off of school for a month, but a Florida Beach does not equal New Jersey Home Depot, so… what gives? They told us they would be getting the house ready together, and that Katie may have to make trips to NJ to handle things alone… but all of that is now happening off screen. If only this meant that they were going to exploit their children less… but of course that isn’t the case at all. Hailey still has to work… there she is praising Jesus at church (is 3 too young to be a candidate for baptism? That would top Layla) and she’s center stage in mommy’s new campaign for body wash and vitamins. No matter what is really happening with the Clarks 2 things will always remain a constant: a.) they will find a way to manufacture happy and 2.) their children will be in front of the red light for maximum exposure. 3.Josie Bates scrounged around the warehouse and in between plumbing supplies found a few more hair noodles to add to her Going Out Of Business Sale. You can own one now for 60% off, which is still about 75% more than at Dollar General, buyer beware. If you choose to buy one, just know it could take weeks and weeks to get your order in. Josie says she’s trying her hardest to get them out, but she’s been inundated with orders. Makes you wonder what was happening on a daily basis. No wonder she pushed those things like crazy. It also explains the flyaways and breakage of her bangs suddenly showing up. Josie filmed all holiday long, and is now rolling out content from the first weeks of baby Brooks’ life. We see her 2 and 3 week checkups with the baby and she is off the blood thinners and cleared for take off. She manages to hide Kelton salivating in the corner. Actually, he heads back to work fairly quickly this time… no post partum massages, or special diets to be found. Homegirl seems to be struggling while showcasing her first day at home alone with 4 children under 6. The girls tend to themselves and baby Miles will just break your heart. He isn’t yet 2 and is put to bed with a bottle, wakes up for a bottle and is lucky if he gets to throw a leg over momma’s lap while she nurses the new baby. Even with Josie’s dreamy lighting and foggy filter… this is depressing as hell. She somehow manages to still find time to glam up, put on her sky high boots and prance around her kitchen selling grocery delivery, snacks, vitamins and protein powders. The baby is shoved into a corner of her room and the kids are pushed out onto the front porch for craft time. Do we even think there is a new house coming? It’s been almost 2 years since Josie and Kelton bought land… she’s had 2 more kids and is still packed into the painted brick ranch at the end of the dirt road. She has labeled her 4 children as 2 sets, explaining that the 2 girls are super close together, and now the boys are also close together in age. Lord let’s hope she gets an extra bedroom before trying for that 3rd set. 4.Alyssa Webster keeps trying to stay silent… but the chip on her shoulder just isn’t big enough for her to totally give it up and she posts a December recap. It looks like the Webster kids got to spend some time with their Paine cousins. Of course, it was at church…. That’s the only place you can find the Paines. All of the greatest hits make an appearance in this carousel… the Sad Hat, the frowning Rhett, the birthday baseball jersey, and the orange pleather sh’boots. They somehow got John to join them at Sea World and Alyssa promotes another crazy cult book. This one seems very pointed as it teaches you how to avoid the lure of earthly wealth…but a review says it is full of hellfire and brimstone when what the world needs now is LOVE. Please, the president of the Charlie Lovers Fan Club ain’t about preaching love. While Alyssa continues to fight with her own social media… little sister and former number one babysitter Ellie Bates goes VIRAL. Yep, just a few weeks after her Instagram profile went public, Ellie shoots and scores with a reel featuring baby Miles babbling away. It has 2.5 million views and counting and Gil made her limit the comments. Ellie learned from her formatting forefathers that kids sell. Add a kid being cute to a catchy song and boom! You’ve got yourself a career. Ellie hit both Carlin and Josie up for new nails in the past few weeks, and double teamed babysitting the Stewart kids with sister Addee. Speaking of Addee, she’s angling for a guest room at Carlin’s new Mount Misfits. Evan says her “college” is just a short drive away and she could stay there a few nights a week. Live in help? Sign the Stewarts up. On the opposite end of all of that is… Esther Bates. She and Nate rang in the New Year on what appeared to be a couples only trip to Mexico. If you’ve never seen Nate Bates shirtless at a foam party… then honey…you haven’t lived. Thankfully Esther didn’t share any more from the No Kids vacation until they were safely back in the kid friendly Arkansas RV. Nathan had such a fine time with his hot thang, that he gifted her 2 dozen red roses that she shows off to the Gram. These 2 would really clean up on Only Fans. 5.Whitney Bates is starting 2026 off going back to her roots. Momma has nothing to shill but her teeth whitening strips and some liquid vitamins… it’s hard out here for a pitch woman post Christmas, but she gives it her best shot. The Bates kids start their second semester of whatever pretend grade of school they are completing this year and Whitney says she wants all of this messy school stuff cleaned up and over with before the new baby arrives. That way, Bradley can go cut trees with Gil and Kacey can full time sister mom the younger 3 with an assist from Khloe. Zach hasn’t filmed a new Bates Kitchen vlog in almost a month, but he tries for views with reels about stuffed mushrooms, macaroni and a breakfast burrito. Every one of these starts the same way… mentioning his “pregnant wife”. Beyond cooking with large amounts of butter and cheese… the other focus for Zach seems to be weight loss. He says he lost almost 20 pounds but has since gained it all back. Thankfully his kind wife knows her angles and how to position him so he doesn’t appear any larger than normal. He buys a new treadmill and films himself talking about food while walking. He delivers dinner to the big house for Gil’s 61st birthday, and makes a shaft wagon full of what the Bates call Cole slaw for their Christmas dinner. With no Michael, Erin or Alyssa to help, Zach is the last hope in the kitchen for this crowd. 6.After months and months of filming herself all alone in her tiny duplex, Lydia Bates gave herself some holiday time off. All of their platforms were quiet for days on end, and when they finally turned up at the big house, Lydia is suffering from a rotten cold. Trace and the Bare Minimum Boys leave town for snowboarding. Warden, JebJud and Trace together couldn’t find their way out of a paper sack, but they do manage to stay upright on the slopes, mostly… and Trace takes along his tiny microphone so he can catch Warden saying “shred dude”, “amaze-balls” and “dude”. Back at home, Lydia and her 2 kids head to Josie’s to help her keep her head above water. There’s 6 kids between the 2 women, and that’s probably statistics the state won’t even allow. While she’s there, she takes newborn pictures with Brooks, and we see Josie’s painted on face and how she uses angles to her advantage on a daily basis. When Trace gets back they ride around town with Zach who still has that stupid tent strapped to the top of his car. I mean, is dude pitching that thing every night? Is he LIVING on top of his Denali? I digress. Zach has 2 pieces of awful land to show Trace and Lydia. The first one is in the smack middle of a bunch of homes and the other one is up the side of a mountain - vertically. Lydia tells us she would like just “1-2 acres” because they don’t do well caring for land. Uhhuh. They also are now talking about building a barndominium to live in for just a few years before building something more permanent. They say it would be an “investment property” for them, and we are once again reminded that these people have new money and are financially illiterate. Trace talks a lot about budget but Lydia has big dreams. I guess their money tree has started bearing fruit. Trace has a final content trick up his sleeve…. A weekend get away that is supposedly a “surprise” for Lydia. Turns out… it’s a trip for Trace to ski. Lydia gets to tag along and has some new ski gear… probably for the upcoming family ski trip to Denver. Magically all of her cold weather gear and matching outfits are packed and they are staying in a little A frame house that you can stay in too if you just use her link. Lydia is so very special that she gets to sit inside the resort and film Trace ski alone through the window. She keeps telling us how wonderful he is and how much she loves him….but the smile never quite reaches her eyes. 7.Leave it to Erin Paine to start a new year with the most depressing, maudlin undertones. While what sounds like a funeral dirge plays in the background, she shows her children studying their work books and Bible Study while she sips her secret brew. She lectures the other tradwife wannabes on how she and Chad set what she calls “non-negotiables” for the year. Hers include no phone allowed before noon or after 8. She has 7 kids so that’s basically saying “no phone”. Bible time as a family every single night, and she must pray out loud daily. It’s scary up in that trailer, y’all. If any joy is found…. These 2 have to snuff it out. She follows this up by showcasing the children all lined up in the backyard on either side of a long table. They are assembly line workers squeezing oranges into juice. The girls roll the fruit to soften it, and then Carles runs the juicer. Maybe they can sell fresh orange juice along with the retrieved golf ball business, the doodle cards and the cow fat stuff. Later, for fun, they force the kids to wake up at dark thirty, sit around a campfire and pray while the sunrises over the golf course. Chad appears to be doing a sacrificial burn of some old book case and he comments that the early morning golfers will wonder what the heck they are doing. It ain’t just the golfers Chad… it ain’t. 8.Michael and Brandon have been pretty quiet through the holidays and into the new year. She did share about their trip with the foster boys to Dollywood. They loved the Christmas lights and the little one was able to go on a ride. Michael says she will treasure these memories forever. While the Keilens are slowing down on content…. Kelly Jo Bates is not willing to sit back and let even her youngest daughters rack up views while she gets crumbs… momma needs a new couch. She is front and center at the family Christmas gathering, shares a serious photo shoot with Gil on his 61st birthday, gives each grandchild a storage box full of gifts… and after all of that she kicks off the year live from her treadmill where she looks slimmer than ever. She isn’t just handing out fitness tips though…. Mrs. Bates has a link and a code in her very first promotion. Sorry to say the thing she is promoting is some weird skirt/legging combo, but that thigh girdle doesn’t seem to slow her down one bit! 9.After a month of absolutely avoiding the subject while continually exploiting baby Will, finally today, Lawson and Tiffany are ready to unroll their new baby content. They do all of the same cringy reels that Carlin and Evan do, and immediately thank Katie for showing up to film and Travis for doing the heavy lifting of editing this mess. I don’t have it in me to watch 50 minutes of Lawson running around like a mad man, but it does seem that she and Josie had their babies right around the same time. More interesting to me is why at 19/almost 20 months is Will getting 6 ounces of formula multiple times a day, still taking multiple naps and only eating pouches and yogurt? He only engages with the camera and just does a ton of squealing. With a new baby here, surely he will get to try a happy meal soon?? 10.Bits and Bytes… Erin tries her hand at a q and a and admits they weren’t in Tennessee for the holidays. She says Chad took her on a trip to the Smoky Mountains for their anniversary, and she plans to visit home in May. May is probably when Tori’s newest baby is due….She talks about giving her kids jurisdictions (Duggar vocabulary word)and how they are all expected to work and do their chores. Speaking of Tori - she pops up at the big house and says she is expecting another boy…. Raid/Spayed/Trade???… Carlin and Evan aren’t too big time to accept a local promotion when it gets their Tesla detailed. The car wash company required them both to post multiple stories in exchange for cleaning that trashed thing…Josie shows off her new $42 diaper bag. I guess plumbers don’t hand out Prada. Have a great week friends, and stay safe out there! submitted by /u/dixcgirl10 to r/BringingUpBates [link] [comments]

Just to be clear, if you saw the comments of my Hedy Lamarr recap - this recap was already done and ready to go when I decided to take a few days off from actively writing recaps. This is why this is also going to be an extra long double feature, as I decided to package the two I already had written into one post so it didn't look like I made a bold statement about taking some time off and then just keep posting day after day. As I said, I'll probably come back towards the end of the week with something new. KING OF DUDES Boy howdy, it's a frickin' Shmanners recap. So I was perusing the list of episodes, looking for something that my heart go doki doki. And that's when I came across the show's 23rd episode - The King of Dudes. I have no idea what this is about, thus I cannot claim any expertise on this, but I think we are due a blind react! This episode switches up the format, with Travis presenting the information and Teresa adding the commentary. This is because they are preparing for the first live show and Travis wanted to take some of the work off Teresa's plate. Travis reveals our topic - Evander Berry Wall aka The King of Dudes Color me...intrigued Travis says that he got the idea after listening to Baby Geniuses and hearing the King of Dudes title as part of their listener-submitted Wikipedia section Travis McElroy, you sly big dog, are you being curious about something? Also hilarious that Travis got the idea of this from another podcast. However this does raise a question - was Shmanners was just greenlit sight unseen by MaxFun? Travis refers to Baby Geniuses as "another MaxFun podcast", implying that after just 23 episodes, Shmanners was already a MaxFun show? Whatever drugs Jesse Thorn was on in 2016, I would like 12. T4T agree that they both heard King of Dudes and immediately thought of cowboys because of dude ranches So I only recently learned that dude ranches were actual things - in the late 19th and early 20th century, "dudes" (city men) would come out to essentially model ranches to escape urban life. I'm not gonna lie, I really thought dude ranches was an MLM hookup thing. Travis begins with the history of the word dude Teresa is actually a great commentator, asking very pertinent questions. Travis on the other hand is not a great lead Travis waffles for a little bit but eventually gets around to the believed origin of dude being someone who was super well dressed Travis sounds really unsure of himself in the host role. You can tell that he's done a lot of research but he just can't keep a steady hand on the rudder to get it out without clearly wanting to tangent Travis continues fumbling, brushing over the dude ranch history I covered already to the 1960s and 70s, where the term became the "cool guy" term we know it today God, Travis is FLAILING. He mentions City Slickers and Teresa asks him about the movie and that nearly derails him 2016: Everyone is a dude - Travis McElroy Travis McElroy enforces the gender binary by stating pink is for girls and blue is for boys Teresa calls him out and Travis backpedals but god he is just drowning out there Travis briefly touches on a push to make pink for boys in the 1920s This is wrong, or at best out of context. Pink was long associated as a masculine color and would only become a feminine color in the mainstream in the 1940s. Travis is likely referring to the pushes in the 1920s to retain pink as a masculine color by some publications as the market began to shift. But until the uniformity of the 1940s, the differences had become very regionalized. Some historians also argue that especially amongst the youth in the 18th century, pink and blue were worn fairly interchangeably by both genders While Travis hasn't mentioned this, the commonly cited assertion that boys wore pink because men were more important and red dye was more expensive has been widely debunked by fashion historians But to summarize - Travis is misquoting history a little bit Travis rails against capitalism, stating that the post-40s "enforcement" of gendered clothes was to encourage materialism by preventing families with multiple children from re-using their clothes between kids of different genders. Oh how the turntables will turn Travis rambles about dandies and how men would dress extravagantly to attract suitors Please get to the King of Dudes. This kind of sort of history is not doing it for me We finally meet Evander Berry Wall, a New York socialite born in 1860 Teresa asserts that she is surprised that he is American because she thought he would be British or French, despite this name not being vaguely associative with either of those cultures. Wall was old money, though Travis doesn't go much into the family business It's rope. The family owned a rope manufacturer By the age of 22, Wall had inherited a fortune worth (today) $43M He was also President of the American Cafe Society, which Travis mentions and then does not elaborate on Cafe Society does get its own episode of Shmanners later on I believe but essentially, it was the term given to describe the rich socialites of New York, London, and Paris, who could be seen enjoying their days at the cities' high end cafes. Coined by journalist Maury Henry Biddle Paul, this was the creme de la creme of hip socialites. Later, the term would also be applied to collection of creatives who languished at Parisian cafes during the interwar period. But what Wall really loved was clothes, owning 500 pairs of trousers and 5000 neckties Teresa says that's a closet Kanye could be proud of and YIKES Wall reportedly changed his tie six times a day Travis compares Wall to Beau Brummell, who was a fashion dandy because he wanted to define fashion Apparently he washed his boots in champagne? Might have to listen to his dedicated episode to learn more about that Also that was definitely a kink thing However, unlike Brummell, Wall just wore what he wore because he liked it Travis rambles about how Wall was a trendsetter for tuxedos and then states that tuxedos were named after the village of Tuxedo Park just north of NYC. Travis then states that the origin of the name Tuxedo Park is "unknown" Okay, do the McElroys genuinely have an issue with America's indigenous peoples? Right there in the first paragraph of the Wikipedia for Tuxedo Park is this - "Its name is derived from an indigenous Lenape word ptukwsiit (Munsee dialect) or tùkwsit (Unami dialect), meaning "round foot" or Wolf Clan. While there exists an alternate theory regarding the Munsee word p'tuxseepu, which is said to mean 'crooked water' or 'crooked river', the Unami name for this location survives: tùkwsitu, "place of the Wolf-Clan People". Like it's not a mystery lost to antiquity, Travis and I hate that this is the second time I have had to call out this specific issue on Shmanners. We finally get to the King of Dudes bit. It was originally an insult as at the time, dude was still something of a slight to call someone. Basically, whoever originally called him the King of Dudes (Travis skips over this bit but it originally happened during a summer vacation to Long Branch, New Jersey in 1883), was saying he was the most dressed dandy of most dressed dandies, in a bad way Wall leaned into the title and was crowned, five years later, King of the Dudes by the New York American. He even beat out another socialite, actor Robert "Handsome Bob" Hillard, for the title in what the paper described as the "Battle of the Dudes" I love a good battle of the dudes How did he win this battle, you may ask? He walked into a high-end New York bar in the middle of a blizzard in March 1888 wearing full leg-length leather boots Werk Teresa has apparently never gone to a drag show before because she struggles to conceptualize hip-high boots Oh Teresa, lemme just whisk you away for an incredibly transformative weekend. You will learn so much about so many things To cement the King of Dudes title, Wall changed his outfit 40 times in a single day in August 1888, winning a bet against John "Bet A Million" Gates and showcasing each outfit at Saratoga Race Course Travis talks about Wall's wife and says they were "super in love" Thanks Trav We jump from 1888 to WW1, a thing that Travis has "only seen the sequel to" if you remember the Hedy Lamarr recap from like yesterday or whatever. Except we don't because Travis is like, WW1! And then it's an AD BREAK It's one of the dumb ads for Stop Podcasting Yourself that's vague and self-deprecating Hope you are all doing well. Did anyone do anything especially fun this weekend? I am writing this on Saturday morning so my cosplay shit still hasn't arrived but hopefully I can yell about good cosplay stuff in the next recap WALL TO WALL ACTION So Travis fails to mention that at the time of WW1, Wall was living in Europe. He instead dives into how Wall had a mass of beloved Chow Chows Travis will eventually circle back around but - Wall left New York in 1912 pretty much broke as he refused to stop buying clothes and his stock portfolio was no bueno. He moved to Paris just as his mother died, entitling him to a fresh influx of cash. However, war breaks out but with war comes an animal quarantine. So Wall heads to neutral Spain instead of Britaih, where he would be separated from his dogs However, I can't actually find any source that backs this up? The dogs, yes, but everything I can find says that Wall stayed in France throughout the war and raised funds for wounded soldiers. For their services to the French People, the Walls received the National Order of the Legion of Honour. The dogs of course got matching cravats and ties, which is probably the most important part of the story Travis says the extravagance reminds him of Joshua Norton, a socialite who would eventually declare himself King of America Yes, they have an episode on him Wall outlived his wife, who had written a memoir of one of their dogs Wall was one of those guys who claimed to be part of a lot of major events that he definitely wasn't at. This includes the Daniel Sickles murder case, knowing Mata Hari (who he did know but the extent of knowing her was exaggerated), etc. Wall also claimed that after becoming an adult, he never drank anything that wasn't champagne. When Wall died in 1940, his fortune had diminished to a little under $13k, or around $200k in today's money Teresa assumes his wife died in childbirth, despite Travis having already said that Wall had no children "As was usual for the time" Teresa it was 1936 Travis said he'd love to have $12,000 In fairness to Trav here, I guess that TAZ boom hadn't started quite yet Wall left some advice in his memoir - no cheap stuff, spring for the best. Quality counts in clothes as much as it does in friends cute Oh no there's more of these quotes Travis you can finish early it's fine They are just reading quotes from the book. It's a whole lot of nothing They finally close out the show hyping up MaxFun shows So what did we learn today Don't let Travis be the source of the information. He is so bad at it. I kinda liked this one but again, I just think a shorter tighter show would do wonders for them Champaign Boot Baths Early Shmanners sure is something. I might need to go back to nearer the present next time (although I am tempted to do the Beau Brummell or Joshua Norton) Anyway - stay safe, stay sexy, and I'll see you next time PARTY GAMES I am going to be very unjerk with you all for a second. Originally, this was a recap of the back-to-back episodes "Victorian Asylums" and "Escaping The Asylum". After writing it all out, I decided to change tracks because it was really just a bummer. It was meandering and insensitive and it just made me angry. I am going to share some cool info about something they touched on at the end of this recap but instead of a bit of a bummer, let's instead recap the very early episode "Party Games". Now when I think of Party Games, I of course (as an actual queer pervert freak) think of the excellent Derpixon animation of that name. Honestly, big shoutout to Derpixon for their tenacity and perseverance, despite the fact that as soon as their work is published, it is immediately stolen and reposted across the internet. As I've mentioned, I've been involved in NSFW industries for a long time and just...yeah, seeing someone just see their work stolen like endlessly infuriates me. What was I doing? Oh yeah, Shmannering! It's a Sunday in 2017 and Travis is excited to talk about subject near and dear to his heart So I was going to make a joke about Travis being a sexpert and the topic being near and dear to his heart being sex. But in googling when the sexpert joke happening, I learned that Travis has been kind of shitty about sex workers in the past? That is...huh, okay...I'm gonna persevere but jesus, Travis. Stay the fuck away from my community. To be clear, it's not just the sex work. I don't want this to come across as "oh well now I'm affected so suddenly it's bad" but yeah, the level of anti-indigneous sentiment, the general insensitivity. It gets to you. Jerking should be mutually fun and yeah, I might pivot for a time to make sure that Shmanners jerking stays fun for me. But also, as much as I want to educate people on the reality behind these topics, there is just something that makes me want to yell at T4T instead of about them. So if I suddenly change tracks, this is why. Travis explains what party games are It's a little mansplaining, honestly. Wow Travis, charades! Never heard of that, tell me more! Travis talks about how T4T's cat Willow will ignore him right up until they start recording. Teresa says Willow also does right up until she starts pumping breastmilk Teresa! Getting a little blue on the podcast. Also let Willow rub her face on the podcast mics. She deserves it. Party games began as parlor games in the 18th and 19th centuries Think the scene Scrooge spies on in Muppets' Christmas Carol with the Ghost of Christmas Present. Speaking of - Muppet Ghost of Christmas Present - Smash or Pass? So charades began as sort of a riddle-solving game during the Georgian era. Take this one from my girl, Jane Austen: When my first is a task to a young girl of spirit, And my second confines her to finish the piece, How hard is her fate! but how great is her merit If by taking my whole she effects her release! (The answer is hem-lock) There is also some anecdotal evidence that this related to fan language, with young women often writing the answer on the back of her fan to tease her suitor. T4T does not mention this but I will because I think it's cute. Willow the Cat is now laying on Teresa The Willow updates are giving me life Parlor games were a major leisure activity for the middle class of Georgian and Edwardian England. Teresa explains that this was because activities such as this encouraged self-improvement. To which Travis replies: "Travis: Boooring, who needs to read?" Which explains so much about Travis McElroy They bring up Jane Austen and the descriptions of what makes an accomplished woman in her stories They will eventually do an Austen episode. Maybe that will save me. They actually mention the scene from Muppets' Christmas Carol as an example of the popular Yes/No game Am...Am I becoming too close to this? Then there's The Minister's Cat It's the memory game where you have to add to the chain - "The Minister's Cat is an angry cat!" "Ah! Well, The Minister's Cat is an angry cat, a boorish cat!" "Huh, okay! The Minister's Cat is an angry cat, a boorish cat, and yet a clever cat!" and so forth Then there's Blind Man's Bluff The innocent version of this is identifying someone by touch. The FUN version of this game is identifying people by...other means (my actual queer freak perverts will get what I mean) Then there's Moriarty. It's like the slap game but with newspapers. Is this whole episode just going to be them naming party games? Travis explains a "McElroy Vacation Staple" called Ghost and it's just a very long winded spelling game that completely eludes me What I think is hilarious is that Teresa has apparently has NEVER heard of this Travis brings up the slap game I swear I am not listening and reading ahead but God I hate that I am just in Travis' brain now Teresa talks about a Jane Austen game that's basically apple bobbing but with a bullet and a mountain of flour I was so skeptical about this but it's legit. It's called bullet pudding and comes from the letters and journals of Austen's family (if you aren't aware, Austen's family famously burned all her personal correspondence and journals after she died and this is my personal Library of Alexandria fire) It doesn't appear in any of Austen's novels but DOES appear in the 2020 film version of Emma Now we're on apple bobbing but it's fishing for a sultana FROM A ON-FIRE GLASS OF BRANDY God the Georgian period was just the best in terms of wild shit "Hey Georgie old boy! Come play a quick game of Snap Dragon with me!" Travis brings up one night werewolf as a game he likes This episode really is them just sharing stuff they find cool like a prototypical Wonderful. Like there is barely anything to fact check here. Travis then describes Assassin, which I know as heads down thumbs up. Teresa also uses a regional term for the game and Travis shoots her down Really does kinda hate this wife knowing things that he also knows Wait no, Travis is basically describing live action Among Us Teresa seems to hate the concept of this game and straight up tells Travis to "read a book" I agree - read books instead of playing Among Us Travis continues to try and sell his wife on live action Among Us He shouts out RocketJump and tries to hype their game Two Rooms and a Boom Secret ad read from Travis This leads us into THE ACTUAL AD BREAK Brent and Travis advertise their podcast Trends Like These The less we say about Brent Black and Travis McElroy's opinions on real world events, the better I think (Trends Like These ended in 2020 after a five-year run) Ad for the official MaxFun store BACK TO SHMREALITY The second half of the episode is listener-submitted questions The first question is how to ensure that everyone gets their game played if the games brought to game night if the games are of greatly differing lengths and difficulties Okay why the fuck haven't they being doing the whole time. Like this is a great way to do etiquette for your topics One of my attempts at a fake transcript also did this Travis admits he is an asshole at game night and always insist that his games get played Completely unsurprising Teresa's advice is read the room I guess my lot in life is now giving better advice. Don't just read the room. Set parameters before the game night. Let people know the expected vibe will be and what sort of games you are looking. I have a friend who loves board games and if there is a chance to board game, he will ask ahead of time what people's board game vibe is! It's that simple! Travis once again talks about being an asshole about forcing people to play games and specifically the games he wants to play Teresa tries to cut him off but he keeps going The next question is how you deal with people "quarterbacking" and subsequently how you engage the "weaker players" Travis takes this question to once again preach from the Book of Live Action Among Us This is a difficult one because you don't want to feel like you are forcing people to play a game. I think having multiple games going at once (if your group is big enough) or leveling the playing field with a very simple, very engaging game Question Three is how competitive is too competitive Trav Nation? Wanna take this one? Trav's answer is don't be the most competitive one in the room, which makes no sense Trav also says that the only way to win is for everyone to have fun This is I agree with, kind of. Basically read the room - if people don't look like they are having fun, dial it back. I recently went to a wedding and accidentally got into a game of Dutch Blitaz with some very competitive people. It was not fun! I won a round by accident but yeah, just be mindful of everyone else and make sure that people are having fun. They then have a question about how to deal with competitive people and oh jeez these questions are getting way too granular. I would have bundled this and the last question together I actually agree with T4T on this - you just need to maintain control of the situation and intervene if things are getting heated. You can always just walk away if you need a moment Okay this is getting boring so let's speedrun How do you sit out of playing without being awkward? Just remain engaged in other ways. Teresa says speak your truth and cultivate relationships who take you seriously and respect your decisions OKAY WAIT WE'RE SO BACK What do you do when you know someone is cheating HMM. TRAVIS. WHAT DO YOU DO INDEED? Travis talks about a friend in college who got caught cheating at their poker games and he just cut the dude from the games Travis' advice is call them out privately My advice is it really depends on the vibe of the game night. Like don't be a bummer BUT ALSO IF YOUR NAME IS TRAVIS MCELROY, MAYBE CONSIDER WHY YOU FELT THE NEED TO CHEAT THROUGHOUT YOUR NON-SERIOUS D&D PODCAST WITH YOUR BROTHERS AND DAD Show ends right after they ramble about cheating Woof, this was a rough one. Just so much nothing after such a promising start. But maybe that's my blehness after the opener. Who knows what will come from me next, ya know. But it'll be something. But before we go, I just want to share my notes from my original asylum recaps. The content you need is that T4T begins discussing journalist Elizabeth Seaman aka Nellie Bly in regards to asylum reform. Travis has heard of Nellie Bly. She was featured on an episode of Drunk History that he half-remembers T4T go over the basics of who Nellie Bly is and why god why are they making me work so much Nellie Bly was the pen name of Elizabeth Seaman. Seaman was a hardcore early feminist, writing for the Pittsburgh Dispatch and arguing against things such as the expectation of women to marry and advocating for the creation of more jobs for women as well discussing the effects of divorce on women and the working condition of women working in factories. Factory owners complained and Seaman was relegated to writing for the society pages, as was the typical role for the women in journalism at the time. Bear in mind she is just 21 at this time, she moves to Mexico to become a foreign correspondent and spent 6 months writing about the lives of the Mexican people. She fled the country after the government of military dictator Porfirio Díaz threatened her with arrest after she protested the arrest of a local journalist The bit T4T focuses on is her famous exposé of the infamous New York City Mental Health Hospital on Blackwell Island. They skip over most of the details so here I am. After returning from Mexico, the Dispatch was like "Great job Seaman, but the great news is that we left the arts and theater pages just as you left them!" so Seaman said fuck that noise and left Pittsburgh for NYC. After countless rejections, Seaman managed to get a role with the New York World, helmed by Joseph Pulitzer, and accepted an undercover assignment to investigate reports of abuse on Blackwell Island. Seaman feigned insanity at a local boarding house by putting on a theatrical performance throughout the night of her stay and was eventually admitted to Blackwell after being arrested and confined to Bellevue Hospital for a few days (T4T make it sound way easier for her to get admitted than it was). Seaman spent 10 days on Blackwell Island before being released at the behest of her employer. She was then go on to publish the book '10 Days At the Mad-House", highlighting the deplorable conditions inside, including women who had been institutionalized for no reason other than an inability to speak English. As a result, the asylum made made major reforms and Seaman became an overnight celebrity. After 10 Days At The Mad-House, Seaman was never lacking for work. She interviewed alleged serial killer Lizzie Halliday and would circumnavigate the globe in 72 days in order to prove the feasibility of Jules Verne's novel, Around the World in 80 Days. T4T talks about one-one hundredth of this, despite that fact that Nellie Bly is so fucking cool See you hot nasty jerkers next time. submitted by /u/CardInternational753 to r/TAZCirclejerk [link] [comments]

So, this sub spends a lot of time and energy on scammers. It makes a lot of sense. Getting scammed sucks, but here is the thing: most research shows everyone is lying. OK, not quite everyone, but those who are not lying are probably not getting any matches either. It is simply crazy how bad the problem is. Guys often add two inches and subtract twenty pounds from their profile and then add $50k to their salary in chat. Women sometimes add a year or subtract a year depending on how close to thirty years old, and follow a similar algorithm if they are over 5'9 or shorter than 5'3. Everyone lies about about working out and no one who really drinks actually says so on a dating app. Oh, and this is before we even get to photo filters and flat out editing. Here is an article on the Ten Most Common Lies people tell on dating apps. Is International Dating Better or Worse? There is certainly more fear of being scammed in international dating, but it is not as much of a target for the true pros. The big scam organizations out of India and Africa prefer mainstream apps because they have far more targets. And if you use a matchmaker that helps too. Yes, A Foreign Affair's terms say they guarantee nothing and they can't, but they do vet women and men. They are required to do the IMBRA checks on men and some of the women actually do register in person at one of their thirteen offices. Also, they regularly refund money to guys and that is unheard of in the dating industry. But all of the good matchmakers follow a similar vetting process, which is far more than most of the apps do. Findmate, the small dating app I sometimes mention, is probably the safest of any dating app out there. They now make girls repeat a string of random numbers on VIDEO before they are marked as verified. This means that you can see these women without filters (usually) and often without make-up. You should know on Findmate the girls are getting a cut of the revenue, but it is about as transparent and honest as possible if you keep all of that in mind. And it is fun, because you will get a lot of message requests. None of the mainstream dating apps did much of anything to slow down scamming for a very long time, but I understand they are gradually making it harder for people to create new profiles. This is why today the number one sign you are chatting with a scammer on Tinder or another mainstream app is that they ask you about getting off the app. The apps scan for scammy chats and if it catches them it will ban them, and with the hassles of creating an new profile the scammers do not want to do their scamming on the app. Is Lying Just Part of the Seduction Process? Is lying just part of the game - the give and take men and women have always done? A lot of guys in the "Pick-up Artist Community" like to make that claim, and on some level they are right. We always try to put on our best face when we are trying to impress someone. Often just making the effort improves your self-confidence, and makes it easier to impress someone you find attractive. Whether or not it is ALWAYS a part of the seduction process at the very least everyone spins the facts in your favor. You tell your story from your point of view and you leave out certain issues that would complicate the narrative. You do those things almost without thinking and they can have the same impact as a flat out lie. This marriage counselor says he has never met a couple who was completely honest with one another. So, it is clear that some sort of... well, information management is simply part of the human condition. Cultural Issues There are also certain cultural issues that contribute to lying, cheating, and general deception. Here is a chart that shows a the results of a study that looks at lying on domestic dating sites: Want an Honest Woman: Go To South Dakota Nothing in this study is much of a shock to me. I understand why New York is so low, and having spent some time in Philadelphia I am not shocked at Pennsylvania's number. But why is North Dakota so much lower than South Dakota? Oh, yeah all the oil field guys from Texas and Oklahoma! But then why is Alaska so high, because it has its fair share of Texas oil field hands. Who knows? I find it unbelievable that Louisiana is more honest than Arkansas. Sam Walton and Huey Long are both spinning in their graves. Well, here is the article that has that info and a lot of other good stuff. It really is worth a read. I stumbled on it last night and sort of fell into the rabbit hole here. How Corrosive Is Lying? Does lying ruin your chances of success in a relationship? Well, there are certain things you should never, ever lie about: how many times you have been married, how many children you have, where you were born, and your criminal record. These are facts - important facts - and easily discovered facts, so never lie about them. But it is complicate this article, quoting a dating expert, claims that, "In dating we tend to lie to make ourselves more attractive, partly because we believe those things or we want to believe those things. It can show you your aspirations.” Also, that article discusses the differences between "pro-social" lies and "anti-social lies." Pro-social lies, what your grandma called "little white lies" make people feel better. You know like when you tell your date, "No, that outfit doesn't make you look fat!" Anti-social lies on the other hand are attempts to avoid responsibility for your actions and force the costs of taking care of them, in time, effort, or money, off on someone else. Final Thoughts Don't lie. That is always harder than it sounds. If you have not stepped on a scale in six months and you are filling out a dating app are you going to guess your weight high or low? That apparently is not such a big deal if it is close. On the other hand if you served five years in Huntsville for Armed Robbery.... well, it will eventually come out. And then there is the problem of mean but honest. Anyone who grew up in the Redneck South knows about this. I have had at least half a dozen older female relatives who would say damn near anything with the defense it was honest. Perhaps, but it was also regularly very hurtful to women who looked fat in their church clothes, couldn't cook a decent pecan pie, or had a child slower than molasses. But obviously, try to make your case for who you are and what you are looking for. No one expects you to not present the best light on your case, but they do expect you not to cross the line in to dishonesty. 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My BF and I took a trip last week (May 1st-May 7th) to celebrate my birthday and "Black Spire Day"! It was my first time at Galaxy's Edge and his first time ever at Disney World. This is probably going to be very long-winded, so my apologies, but I wanted to get it all down while it was fresh in my mind. Skip down to Day 3 for my review of Black Spire Day on Batuu! Arrival Day - Disney Springs and Resort Hopping We arrived at MCO around 8:30AM on Sunday and Ubered to Port Orleans Riverside, where we stayed for the week. There were some technical difficulties checking us in and linking my MagicBand to my credit card, but the cast members were very friendly and chatted with us while they worked things out. We picked up celebration buttons (Birthday for me, First Visit for my BF), dropped off our bags, and were on our way! The boats to Disney Springs weren't running yet, so we walked to French Quarter and split an order of the beignets for breakfast! By the time we found our way to the boat launch (which wasn't very well marked by signage), we got on a relaxing ride to Disney Springs. The plan was to immediately get in line for Gideon's, since I knew the line could get ridiculous. We ended up getting distracted by the Star Wars Trading Post and Lego Statues, so by the time we got to Gideon's it was 11:30/Noon - the line went around the "block", and we were told that they had just cut off the physical line and to join the virtual queue which was estimated at a 4 hour wait! We had reservations at Sanaa at 2:55, so we gave up on our Gideon's dreams and went to drown our sorrows in oyster shooters at the Boathouse. Our bartender was amazing, very funny and conversational. We had a few drinks, then we asked if we wanted a drink to go, which wasn't something I knew you could do in Disney Springs! We ordered something with pear juice, but when he brought it, he realized it was just a regular Bellini, so he gave it to us on the house which was incredibly nice of him. Next we explored the Galactic Outpost and I spotted the Star Wars opening crawl spirit jersey. They didn't have it in my size, so my BF got in line for the Lego Store while I went to World of Disney to see if they had it there. After figuring out how to do mobile checkout (not very intuitive!) I joined him for the Lego Store. Thank God he's my impulse control because otherwise I would've bought so many of the Star Wars sets since it was the week of May 4th and they were giving out exclusive gifts with purchases. After all this we were a bit tipsy and decided to get some coffee at Everglazed - since I couldn't get the peanut butter cold brew at Gideon's, we opted for Peanut Butter Topper, which was a great substitute and came with a donut! We then went to the bus bays, where a kind cast member asked us where we were headed (corrected me that we wanted a bus to Kidani Village, not Jambo House) and let us know which bay to head to. We walked around AKL looking at the architecture and animals while we waited for our table to be ready - we were granted our request of a window seat, but there were only a couple ox out while we were there, probably because it was so hot. The bread service was good but, in my opinion, a bit overhyped. We live in the DC area and are used to a lot of authentic, very tasty cuisines, so our standards were probably just higher. What was not overhyped at all, however, was the lamb kefta! They were absolutely delicious. We split the bread, the lamb kefta, and the samosas before heading back to Riverside to get into our room. We rested in our room and got settled before heading out again before it stormed to the Polynesian. I heard great things about Trader Sam's and wanted to check it out, so we went there and got on the wait list, which was about 2 hours long. We didn't have any other plans that day, so we went out to the Tiki Terrace to have a drink (we split an Uh Oa) and take in the ambiance. We got a second round of drinks to go and walked around the resort. We invented a drinking game in the gift shops - guessing the price of souvenirs, and whoever is farthest off or goes over has to take a sip. After that we decided to try our very first Dole Whip, which was "on Mickey" for my birthday! Totally unexpected but very cool, and the cast member even put a little umbrella in it for us. We then realized that Magic Kingdom fireworks were soon, so we went to the beach and snagged the last two lounge chairs. Right as we sat down, the Electrical Water Pageant started, which I had totally forgotten about! So we watched that, then the fireworks started. A few minutes after fireworks ended, we got the text that we could enter Trader Sam's. Unpopular opinion alert, but I hated the experience so much. I knew it was interactive to a degree, but I was not expecting what a cringe-fest it would be. The cast members put on fake silly voices and told the same jokes, and other people there were so into the chanting and effects that it honestly felt like we had walked into some bizarre cult meeting. We finished our drinks as quickly as we could and left. RATINGS: Scat Cat's Club: 5/5, deliciously soft and warm beignets Boathouse: 4/5, pricey but great drinks and staff Everglazed: 4/5, the donut was way too much, but very tasty for those first few bites Sanaa: 2/5, overhyped bread service and no animals, but great lamb kefta Tiki Terrace: 2/5, drinks were overpriced and not the best tasting, but nice patio area Pineapple Lanai: 4/5, Dole Whip was not our favorite but cast members were friendly Trader Sam's: 1/5, drinks were just OK but not worth the terrible experience Day 1 - Magic Kingdom/my birthday We tried to take advantage of early entry, but I didn't realize only certain areas/rides were open. Our plan was to start in Adventureland and go clockwise, but we were forced into Fantasyland. We got in line for Seven Dwarves Mine Train, but they shortly announced it would not be opening at the scheduled time. So, to try to get something out of our early entry, we went through Fantasyland towards Liberty Square to try to get our original plan in action only to realize we couldn't even leave Fantasyland yet. After a bit of waiting they finally let us through, and we made a mad dash for Jungle Cruise. We did Jungle Cruise, Pirates of the Caribbean, Haunted Mansion, and the Enchanted Tiki Room. Lines were surprisingly low, and the park was not as crowded as I had feared. After this we had lunch reservations for Skipper Canteen - the Veranda Shandy was a great drink, and we split three appetizers here, the Pao de Queijo, Veranda Fried Rice, and Capachas. All were very tasty, but wow the Pao de Queijo was amazing. We next did it's a small world, Winnie the Pooh, and the Liberty Belle. While on the Liberty Belle we saw the cavalcade, then decided to go get seats for the parade. On the way we stopped at the Spring Roll Cart and tried the cheeseburger and pastrami rolls - we once again found that the cheeseburger rolls were overhyped, but loved the pastrami one. While eating we watched the Friendship Faire stage show, then went to Main Street to look around the shops and get seats for the parade. It was surprisingly not crowded and we got to sit right on the curb. After the parade we stopped at the Starbucks to get a little caffeine before taking on Tomorrowland. We did the Carousel of Progress, PeopleMover, and Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger spin. Then, since my BF doesn't like roller coasters, I got in line for Space Mountain while he went to the Laugh Floor. After meeting back up, we went back into Fantasyland for my birthday dinner reservation at Be Our Guest! A cast member noticed my name had rubbed off my Birthday celebration button and kindly rewrote it for me while we waited for our table. We were seated in the Castle Gallery, which was not our first choice, but we did still get to walk around and enjoy the other rooms afterwards. We each got the wine flight to go with our meals - I opted for the French onion soup and filet, while my BF went for the octopus and pork tenderloin. Halfway through our entrees we realized we liked each other's better and swapped - I didn't think the steak was anything special, but thought the pork was very well cooked and seasoned. My soup was amazing, and the octopus was quite good (although I thought the seaweed salad was the highlight of the dish). The Beast came around while we ate, then while we were halfway through dessert our waiter approached and gave me an extra plate of Grey Stuff with a candle in it, and a postcard signed by the Beast! I had no idea they did birthday celebrations here and was very surprised. After dinner we raced to the front of the castle to try to see the fireworks, but as it was about 8:45 we opted to just stand where we could. We had a good view of the fireworks themselves, but not the projections, but it was a very romantic and magical evening regardless. We left immediately after the fireworks. RATINGS: Skipper Canteen: 5/5, great food/drinks and funny cast members Spring Roll Cart: 4/5, overhyped but tasty pastrami rolls Main Street Bakery: 2/5, they said they couldn't give us a "venti ice water" and line was long, otherwise a standard Starbucks Be Our Guest: 5/5, good food and cool ambiance Day 2 - Animal Kingdom Once again tried to take advantage of early entry, and had more success at this park. We went right to Pandora and had our breath taken away by how cool this land was. We took several pictures and walked right onto Na'vi River Journey. We went to get in line for Flight of Passage next but the line was two hours long, so we instead opted to buy Individual Lightning Lanes for that night and instead left Pandora to do Kilimanjaro Safaris. On our way we stopped at Kusafiri Coffee Shop and got an African Coffee to share while waiting in line for the Safari. Our Safari driver was amazing - could hear her very clearly, had a great dry humor, was very informative on everything we saw. I believe her name was Jade and I can't compliment her enough, really, she did such a great job. We did the Gorilla Falls trail next, followed by taking the train to Rafiki's Planet Watch. We did the Animation Experience and got to draw Pua! I was very surprised by how easy to follow the instructions were, I was expecting my drawing to be a mess but they do a great job of guiding you through it. On the train back we placed a mobile order for Satu'li Canteen, and went to Pandora to immediately pick it up. The cast member at the door was a little brusque with us, since it was our first ever mobile order and we didn't know that we had to select that we were here for them to start preparing it. No issues with the order itself though once we got in - we split a beef bowl and cheeseburger pods and tried the Grog Ale. Following in the overhyped train were the cheeseburger pods, but we really liked the beef bowl. The ale was nothing special, just tasted like a beer. Leaving the canteen, we stopped at Pongu Pongu for the Pongu Lumpia and a Rum Blossom. These were both absolutely amazing, and we enjoyed them while watching the river cavalcade on our way to It's Tough to Be a Bug. After the show we did Kali River Rapids and Maharajah Jungle Trek, then we split up again for me to go do Expedition Everest. Single rider line moved very quickly - the ride was out of service for about 10 minutes right after I got in line, but came back up quickly and I was in/out in about 30 minutes total. When I came out my BF was enjoying a Himalayan Ghost from Thirsty River Bar - tasted like vodka and lemonade, which was good, but I didn't taste any of the guava. We went to see the Celebration of the Festival of the Lion King next. Despite the missing acts, it's still a good show, and the performers were amazing singers. We had a 4PM reservation at Yak and Yeti, so went there after the show. Here we got drinks and split two items on their menu of specials - the calamari and the Dragon Roll Bowl. We're huge poke fans, so we liked this dish a lot. The tuna was amazing and the single entree was more than enough for the two of us, but we had also been snacking all day. After this we went to see KiteTails, which was good fun. The cast members working the pre-show kites (the turtles and birds) were keeping people occupied by telling jokes and making conversation. The show itself was short but pretty cool! I don't really understand why people dislike this show, the kites are neat and it's fun to watch the jetskis pulling them. Once the show was done we went on Dinosaur, which was a lot more tame than I remembered it being, and then tried to figure out what to do for the next two hours. We landed on Nomad Lounge, and were fortunate enough that right as we got there they said two people had just left the bar, so we got in right away. The drinks we got here (Green Shimmering Margarita and Lamu Libation) were, frankly, kind of gross. It wasn't the bartenders fault or anything, I think we just ordered things with ingredients that we didn't particularly care for. After this we went to do a close-to-sunset safari before they closed - this safari wasn't as good as the first because there were fewer animals out at this time. It was finally nearing time for our FOP passes, so we headed towards Pandora once more, stopping to go to the bathroom along the way. I mention the bathroom because, as we were about to go into the room with the ride vehicles for FOP, my BF realized he had lost his wallet. Realizing there wasn't really anything we can do, we enjoyed what may be the best ride at Disney World, then immediately tried to walk back to the bathrooms where we suspected his wallet had fallen from his pocket. We encountered a pretty rude cast member on our way - she told us to turn around because the park was closing, and as we tried to explain that he had maybe lost his wallet on the safari or in the bathroom she cut us off and said "oh that ride closed hours ago." We had to prompt her to tell us what exactly we could do before she told us guest services was near the exit. We checked with guest services, and the very nice cast member there explained to us how their lost and found works and how to file the lost item claim online before asking us to wait another hour to see if it got turned in as the park closed. Unfortunately, it did not appear, so we left the park and hoped for the best. RATINGS: Kusafiri Coffee: 4/5, friendly cast members but coffee did not taste like it had any liqueur in it Satu'li Canteen: 3/5, slightly rude cast/overhyped pods/not great theming/standard beer but great beef bowl Pongu Pongu: 5/5, loved the passionfruit popping pearls and pineapple lumpia Thirsty River Bar: 4/5, good drink but couldn't taste the guava Yak and Yeti: 5/5, huge portions and cool theming Nomad Lounge: 4/5, we didn't care for the cocktails but it was nice there Day 3 - Hollywood Studios/Black Spire Day I love Star Wars. Like a lot. Just wanted to preface this because I know I will view everything in Galaxy Edge's with rose-tinted glasses. On the bus to the park, I turned my phone to use data and was hovering over the Individual Lightning Lane selection for Rise of the Resistance - as soon as 7AM hit, I was able to select the earliest time available at 12:20. We used early entry to trek all the way to Smuggler's Run. When we rounded that corner and I saw the Millennium Falcon for the first time I immediately burst into tears. We took pictures and then got into the line for Smuggler's Run, my face allegedly bright red and tears still hovering in my eyes. I thought there used to be a Hondo Ohnaka animatronic here, but maybe we just caught him in B-mode, as it was just his face on the screens. We were placed with a family of four, including two very small girls as a pilot and gunner. My BF and I were engineers (lame, because that's what we are in real life), and the girls were absolutely terrified of the ride such that we crashed into everything and kept getting hit because they were too scared to do anything with the buttons. We, as the engineers, then had a lot of work cut out for us and had to constantly be pressing buttons/flipping switches to fix all the damage. Cool ride, but I wish we had gotten to experience it more. After this foray into Black Spire Outpost, we went back to the front of the park and did Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway while lines were still low. While in line, a woman in front of us got excited and started telling everyone that there was a virtual queue for exclusive May 4th merchandise at one of the stores. This was a surprise, since we hadn't heard anything about it! We joined immediately and got Group 35. Mickey and Minnie's was cute and fun, but I don't think I would wait for longer than 25 minutes to do it again though. For breakfast we went to Trolley Car Cafe to split a carrot cake cookie and get some caffeine. The line was incredibly long, but I thought it was worth it for the cookie! One of the few snacks that lives up to the hype. Next we did Star Tours to kill time before the first showing of the Indiana Jones Epic Stunt Spectacular. I don't know why Star Tours doesn't get more love - we got to see the podrace and battle over Coruscant! During the stunt spectacular, we realized that an apartment we had been looking at recently became available and had to quickly fill out an application between the scenes then took about 15 minutes in the shade outside t get paperwork together for it. Right after submitting, my BF got an email that his wallet had been found! He stayed in the park since our RotR passes were in about an hour and half. We did MuppetVision 3D (an underrated classic show), then got in line for the special merchandise release since it was time for our group. I wasn't a huge fan of the styles they had, but opted for the white shirt and the smaller pin just to commemorate the occasion. It was almost time for our RotR passes, so we went back to Black Spire Outpost. We tried the blue milk (which I loved!) and spotted Kylo Ren and some stormtroopers. We wandered around some of the shops, encountered Rey and Chewbacca, then got in line for RotR! This was such a cool experience - I loved the combination of ride and show that it was, I thought it was so unique and very immersive. After this we had lunch at Ronto Roasters - we loved the Ronto wraps a lot and the Surly Sarlacc was pretty good. After this my BF left to go to Disney Springs and retrieve his wallet from their lost and found warehouse. I spent my time alone just taking in the Outpost (and buying more cargo than I maybe should have!) - I explored Dok Ondar's, got some Outpost Mix popcorn, saw Rey and Chewbacca again, and just spent time walking around. I found a shady corner with a good few of the Millennium Falcon and just sat there for a while, taking it all in and enjoying more of the Outpost popcorn. I then left the Outpost to get in line to meet Mickey and Minnie - this took about an hour, which was exacerbated by what seemed like cast members bringing groups of their family and friends into the lightning lane. It took forever and was very hot, but I was determined at that point to meet Sorcerer Mickey since that's my favorite outfit of his. During this I got a frantic text from my BF saying his phone was about to die (I had the battery packs with me) and to meet him at the Chinese Theater or the park entrance if he couldn't get in. Fortunately, after I met Mickey and Minnie, he was waiting for me at the Chinese Theater with a surprise - a Gideon's cookie! He said the line was very short while he was in Springs, so he hopped in. He also brought some Dubliner Dip from Cookes of Dublin and said he had a 30oz Guinness while there - to check that his credit card still worked, of course. We had a picnic early dinner of fries with cheese dip and Gideon's on the pavement outside. Neither of us were interested in Rockin Roller Coaster of Tower of Terror, so we spent our last bit of time before our Oga's reservation to do Midway Mania. I crushed him, then got us an Adult Lemonade from Woody's Lunchbox to share while we waited for Oga's. We were so stoked about our Oga's reservation, and this place was so worth waking up early 60 days in advance to get. The atmosphere was awesome - DJ R3X was bumping the tunes and our waiter was very funny. We were placed at one of the standing tables right in front of R3X and got to know the people across from us a bit (if you're reading this you're amazing and we had a great night)! I tried a Fuzzy Tauntaun and the Outer Rim, while my BF tried the Bespin Fizz, Jedi Mind Trick, and Jet Juice. We all agreed that the Fuzzy Tauntaun and Bespin Fizz were easily the best two - I really enjoyed the numbing foam and peachiness of the Tauntaun. While chatting with our new comrades at the table, they told a story about getting a black kyber crystal from Dok Ondar's, which wasn't something we knew existed! After finishing, we went right there to try our luck. As we were looking, the people we met at the Cantina showed up! We each bought one of the red crystals after much examination and speculation and headed outside to open them together. No black crystals for us, but it was still a fun time and I'm glad I bought the crystal to remind me of the memory. It was finally time. The main thing I wanted to go to Disney World for - building my lightsaber at Savi's Workshop! I had my build planned out in advance by looking at the available pieces online - I chose the elemental style and waited anxiously outside the workshop for our group's time. Finally we were told to line up and enter the building - the gatherer asked me to do the secret knock, since Black Spire Day was a special occasion. Then we were in the workshop and at our stations - Tracy, the gatherer assigned to my station, smiled at me and said we had to stick together, pointing to my Mythosaur skull tattoo then gesturing towards the ring she was wearing with the same symbol. I picked my purple kyber crystal and was on my way with the building process. The chassis and pieces were a lot heftier than I thought they would be - it was a good quality metal hilt taking shape in my hands, and I'm so proud of how it turned out. The activation "ceremony" brought tears to my eyes for the second time that day. I won't give out any spoilers, but it was unexpected and honestly quite beautiful. On our way out of the park we took tons of pictures of me with my saber, and at the exit there was a huge crowd of people with their lightsabers lit up and held towards the sky. I joined in and I'm sure there are pictures of it somewhere out there! RATINGS: Trolley Car Cafe: 5/5, long line but great cookie Ronto Roasters: 6/5, no notes Bubo Wamba Family Farms: 5/5, cool souvenir cups on Black Spire Day Kat Saka's Kettle: 3/5, blueberry/chili a good combo but there was so much of it i couldn't finish Cookes of Dublin: 4/5, standard fries and cheese dip but still delicious (and i hear the Guinness is good) Gideon's Bakehouse: 4/5, good cookie but it was huge and very sweet Woody's Lunchbox: 4/5, good cocktail but nothing special Oga's Cantina: 7/5, great drinks and stellar atmosphere (pun intended) Day 4 - EPCOT We were very tired after 3 rope-drop to close days in the parks and didn't make early entry, so I bought Individual Lightning Lanes for Remy' Ratatouille Adventure for 4:40 while we waited in line for Frozen Ever After. Frozen ended up breaking down while we were in line, but we stuck it out and got on within an hour. After this we stopped at Kringla Bakeri Og Kafe for school bread and a viking coffee, both of which were amazing! The cardamom in the school bread honestly makes it, and the coffee was cool and refreshing with just enough of a kick. We had been unable to get reservations for Space220 on our ADR day, so we decided to try our luck and walk up to see what was available for standby. It was about 10:30, and the cast member said that it was unfortunately half an hour before they opened, but asked if we instead wanted to make a reservation for a meal. We were so confused/surprised/excited, we had no idea they would have so much availability for walk-ups since reservations were completely full on the MDE app. We got a dinner reservation for 6:15, then went to the front of the park. We started with Spaceship Earth, did The Seas with Nemo, explored the aquarium, then went to The Land for Living with the Land and Soarin'. After one last stop at the Imagination Pavilion to see Figment, we went back into the World Showcase and to the Mexico pavilion for lunch. We decided we would try our best to do drinking around the world (having already counted the viking coffee at the Norway pavilion), and got empanadas and a cucumber margarita from their festival booth, and got gaucamole from La Cantina de San Angel. I liked the empanadas a lot, but my BF did not care for them. The guac and marg were very standard. We next tried the Marco Boba from Lotus House - the drink itself was very tasty, but the boba pearls had a terrible taste (and this is coming from two people who very much enjoy bubble tea). We stopped to see Reflections of China and rest a bit in the shade. Next stop was Germany for a beer flight and ham+cheese pretzel bread from their booth. The raspberry beer was the winner here for us, and the bread was very tasty. Next was Italy, where we slammed back a Sangria and were on our way to the American Adventure. Here we did the most American thing possible - took a nap through the history show then chugged a shared beer flight. We were running out of time for our ILL and power-walked through Japan and Morocco to get to France in time, telling ourselves we would come back to finish our drinking around the world tour after dinner (we did not, in fact, do this). We were a bit tipsy for Remy's Ratatouille Adventure, but honestly loved the experience. It was a very innovative ride and felt very immersive, would absolutely shell out for the ILL on this one again. On our way to the boat across the lagoon we stopped at Fleur de Lys for the goat cheese croissant and VeRy Raspberry, both of which were incredible. The goat cheese croissant was warm and soft and had nice sharp flavors that the raspberry wine helped balance out with its sweetness. The location of Space220 is very weird. It doesn't feel well themed as you check in near Mission Space, but then you're directed into a back building and suddenly it's a futuristic space station! The elevator is well-simulated, and the entrance to the restaurant genuinely feels like a spaceship, it's very well-designed. We were sat right next to the window to space, but honestly I would've preferred being sat farther back in the room so we could see more. Certain "scenes" only occur on certain windows, and it would've been nice to see them all. The food here was amazing, but not quite amazing enough to justify the price tag - I got the calamari, filet, and panacotta (with a little birthday candle!) and my BF got the tuna tartare, crab-stuffed lobster upgrade, and short cake. It all tasted great, I just felt that the price was a bit high, but then again you're mostly paying for the theming. After this we incredibly full and gave up on our drinking around the world dreams with only 4 pavilions left. We walked back through World Showcase from the Canada side, taking time to explore the pavilions on our way to Japan. Here we went up to the balcony of Tokyo Dining to snag a view of Harmonious. Similar to the hate around KiteTails, I don't know why people dislike this show - we enjoyed the use of lighting and waterworks in this show, and thought it was creative. During the show someone near us unfortunately had a medical emergency, so we vacated the balcony to give their family and cast members space to assist them. With the show over, we had finally wrapped up my BF's first ever experience in all four parks. We took an Uber back to Riverside since the bus line was incredibly long, and ended up waiting about half an hour for our driver. If you're going to Uber back after a park, I would recommend calling it sooner rather than later like we did. RATINGS: Kringla Bakeri Og Kafe: 5/5, they gave us a frozen coffee instead of regular but everything tasted spectacular Jardin de Fiestas: 4/5, margarita was just OK but the empanadas made up for it La Cantina de San Angel: 1/5, we had to practically do battle for seating and the guac was not worth the price at all Lotus House: 3/5, good drink but bad bobas Bauernmarkt: 5/5, good beer good bread Primavera Kitchen: 4/5, standard white sangria Block and Hans: 4/5, good beer flight, particularly the Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale Fleur de Lys: 7/5, amazing croissant and wine Space220: 4/5, very expensive and not great seating, but cool to experience and great food Day 5 - Magic Kingdom Part 2 We were so tired that we decided to just take it slow and have a long morning in. I bought myself an ILL for Seven Dwarves Mine Train, then we ate some of our various leftovers from the week that we'd been keeping in our fridge, laid in bed, and found a channel playing a Harry Potter marathon. After a shower and a movie and a half, I was ready to head out again, but my BF had a headache and decided to stay in longer (and, admittedly, MK was his least favorite park). I got into MK around 10:30, which was kind of a huge mistake - it was a Friday, late morning, and it was very hot. Lines were long and sweaty. To ease into the day I decided to get breakfast at Gaston's tavern, and had a huge cinnamon roll and a Lefou's Brew. Then, since my non-thrill-ride companion wasn't there, I decided to do Splash Mountain followed by Big Thunder Mountain Railroad. I wanted to do Space Mountain again to round up the 3 Mountains in One Day, but it was unfortunately closed for most of the day. I instead rode Haunted Mansion again, which was a nice solo experience. After this I got more pastrami spring rolls and watched the Friendship Faire show again to pass time until my ILL window was ready. Seven Dwarves Mine Train was cute and fun, but not something I'd stand in line longer than 30 minutes for truth be told. I then headed out of MK to take the monorail to meet my BF at the Polynesian for our dinner reservation at 'Ohana at 4:20. Remember all the snacks I mentioned eating previously? Those were all mistakes. I don't know what I was thinking, I knew it was all-you-can-eat. They set the bread and salad in front of us and I thought "yeah, ok, no problem, I'll pace myself" but then the skillet. Oh, the skillet. I could eat the noodles and wings forever there. Unfortunately, my BF doesn't really care for sweet/savory foods, which was all that 'Ohana really serves. The only thing he really enjoyed was the bread and the chicken with chimichurri. So I was left with everything else to myself. We ended up taking most of it to go, in hopes of saving room for the bread pudding. The bread pudding was absolutely amazing! We couldn't finish the portion, but I so wish we could've, the pineapple bread and caramel syrup were an amazing combo. After that insane dinner we went back to MK to finish our last day. We started with Under the Sea, then Tomorrowland Speedway, then did the PeopleMover again (Space Mountain lights-on version!). Lastly we did the Monster's Inc. Laugh Floor together, where my joke was chosen! We then tried to find a good place in the hub to watch the fireworks but couldn't get a great view even though we were about 15/20 minutes early. The view we ended up settling for was good, but in my opinion the projection show isn't really worth the crowds and the best view of this show was from the Polynesian's beach. Despite the park being open for another hour and a half, we decided it would be best to go back to our resort to get as much sleep as possible before our very early flight the next morning. RATINGS: Gaston's Tavern: 5/5, great cinnamon roll and Lefou's Brew was surprisingly tasty Spring Roll cart: 5/5, get the pastrami while you still can 'Ohana: 3/5, way too much food and if you don't like sweet/savory this isn't the place for you, but I thought the noodles, bread, wings, and bread pudding were excellent Final Thoughts I doubt anyone read that absolute novel, but I hope anyone skimming through found our experiences helpful! My main takeaways are these: You can do the majority of the parks without Genie+, as long as you're willing to shell out for ILLs on the popular rides. If we hadn't done the sit-down meals we probably could've done almost every attraction in the parks. I highly recommend a rest day. If I could do the trip differently, I would've done two park days, a rest/resort day, then two more parks. We were drop-dead tired by the end of the trip. There is so much good food in the parks! Try new things, we were skeptical of some of the things we tried but they all turned out great at best and interesting at worst. submitted by /u/bumblegadget_ to r/WaltDisneyWorld [link] [comments]

Faction: Royal Navy/Maple Monarchy ​ Class: Apollo-class protected cruiser ​ Background: HMCS Rainbow was a Apollo-class protected cruiser operated initially by the Royal Navy, before later being given to the then-newly formed Naval Service of Canada (the predecessor to the Royal Canadian Navy) in 1910. Launched in 1891 as HMS Rainbow, she would first be assigned to the China Station in Hong Kong from 1895 to 1898, then being sent to Malta from 1898 to 1899. In 1900, the Royal Navy determined Rainbow had an excessive operating cost, and returned her to Britain where she would see little service aside from a tour of the Mediterranean and as part of the fleet review during the coronation of King Edward VII. She would receive little in the way of modernization until 1909, when she was finally placed on the inactive list. In 1910, Rainbow, alongside the HMS Niobe were purchased by Canada from Britain, with Rainbow being assigned to the West Coast. She became the first Canadian ship to travel around the tip of South America on her way to the naval base at Esquimalt, British Columbia. Due to an issue regarding Canadian ships and their ability to operate without instruction from the British Admiralty, Rainbow found herself confined to local waters, participating mainly in ceremonial duties, training, and fishery patrols. In early 1914, Rainbow would become involved in the Komagata Maru Incident, where Sikh immigrants from India challenged Canada's immigration laws, which prevented immigrants from South Asia from entering. Rainbow would later escort the Komagata Maru from Canada as the immigrants were forced to return to India. When the First World War began later that same year, Rainbow would be dispatched to cover the Royal Navy sloops HMS Shearwater and HMS Algerine, which had been protecting British citizens in Mexico during recent civil unrest. As she was the largest armed Allied ship available in the west Pacific Ocean at the time, Rainbow would be ordered to find and engage any Imperial German ships in the Pacific; particularly the SMS Leipzig and SMS Nurnberg. She would never meet these vessels, though she would miss Leipzig by a day in San Francisco. Rainbow remained the only source of protection for Allied shipping in west North America until the arrival of the Japanese cruiser Izumo. With the destruction of the German Pacific Fleet in December 1914, the greatest threat to Allied shipping in the Pacific was believed to be German raiders, which Rainbow was considered a match for all but the fastest. By 1915, Rainbow's patrols were shortened due to the lack of a collier ship in the region. By 1916, Rainbow was still patrolling the West Coast for German shipping. In late April-early May 1916, she would capture the German owned schooners Oregon and Leonor. In late 1916 and early 1917, she would transport 140,000,000 dollars worth of Russian gold bullion to Vancouver, due to the imminent revolution in Russia. By this point, Rainbow was deemed too costly to continue operating, and with crews needed to fight German U-Boats in the Atlantic, Rainbow was deactivated and decommissioned on May 8th, 1917. Her crew would then be sent east. On July 5th, Rainbow would be reactivated as a depot ship, serving as such until she was sold to a Seattle based shipbroker company for scrapping on June 1st, 1920. ​ Namesake: Rainbow was the eighth Royal Navy and first Royal Canadian Navy ship to bear the name. She was named after the metrological phenomenon. ​ Stat Spread: Due to the era she was constructed in, her lack of modernization, and her overall small size, Rainbow lags behind most light cruisers and even destroyers in terms of ATK and DEF, with no AA to speak of. Her HP pool is similarly small. Her speed and maneuverability are just above average. ​ Rarity: SSR ​ Abilities: The Firsts: When placed in a fleet with Niobe, both ships receive a buff to ATK and DEF. True Patriots: Any Maple Monarchy vessels receive a buff to ATK and speed when in a fleet with this ship. ​ Personality: Rainbow is a generally cheerful and upbeat person, true to her name. Despite having originated from the Royal Navy, Rainbow considers herself a denizen of the Monarchy through and through. She's a major fan of hockey, with her favorite team being the Vancouver Canucks. She shares this with Haida, though the two will often argue over the Maple Leafs. Despite being different classes, she considers Niobe to be her sister, as both were the first vessels to serve the Monarchy. She also maintains a close friendship with Mikasa and Izumo, given that all three originated from the pre-Dreadnaught era of warships. ​ Quotes: Acquisition: How's it going? I'm HMCS Rainbow! I may have been born to the Royal Navy, but the Maple Monarchy is where it's at! Secretary (Idle) 1: The Canucks are gonna win the Cup this year. I can feel it! Secretary (Idle) 2: Now who was hosting the get-together this year? Me or Mikasa? Secretary (Idle) 3: I heard Leipzig and Nurnberg were around. You think they'd want a tour of Esquimalt? Secretary (Touch): Something you need? Secretary (Special Touch): I'm sorry, but do you want a fist to the mouth? Skill Activation: Slap shot! Affinity (Disappointment): You're not giving me a lot of confidence here. Affinity (Stranger): I still drink tea. I'm just not one for the Royal Navy's fancy parties anymore. Affinity (Friendly): Wanna have a slap shot contest? Show me what you got! Affinity (Like): Commander, did you want to accompany me to my get-together with Izumo and Mikasa. They said I could bring a guest. Affinity (Love): I got us matching jerseys! Now we can both cheer the Canucks to victory! Oath: you big sap, of course I'll marry you! Sortie (Haida u/Noblesse311): The Leafs haven't won the Cup in decades. Get over it! Sortie (Leipzig/Nurnberg): Whoa, calm down! I didn't mean to make you upset! Sortie (Niobe): Let's go sis! Sortie (Mikasa): After this, shall we break for tea? Sortie (Izumo): Let's not let the younger ones have all the fun. ​ Appearance: Rainbow appears as a woman in her late twenties, with long brown hair and green eyes. Her outfit is somewhat similar to Mikasa, consisting of a late 19th-early 20th century Royal Navy captain's jacket, but with the Royal Navy Lion replaced by the Maple Leaf of the Monarchy, as well as a skirt, white leggings, black shoes, and a set of white gloves. Her rigging consists of the her forward section slip in half, with each half beside her at chest level, attached to her back. Both halves have her two 12 inch primary turrets on them. Underneath these are two smaller sections of her hull, carrying her secondaries. Her 4x14 inch torpedoes are attached to her right ankle. ​ A/N: This is the first of a side series of character concepts I'm doing. There's going to be no particular order for these, and they're mainly as something different from my regular sci-fi shipgirl concepts. This is something I've wanted to write for a while. Do expect to see HMCS Niobe in the near future. submitted by /u/Shadowrunner724 to r/AzureLane [link] [comments]

Absolutely incredible episodes this week. This write-up was more than enjoyable to get done! I'm also finishing this on Thursday the 13th when I'm always screenshotting episodes at like 11:49 on Sundays. Woohoo! ​ JANUARY 17TH RHOA, S8E11, 2016 Phaedra is in Washington for the 20th anniversary of the Million Man March, and since they are going to be discussing Save Our Sons there, she invites Kim Fields and Sheree, both of who have sons themselves. Porsha is also invited - probably needing to learn there are more than 265 days in a year and the underground railroad was indeed not an actual railroad. They meet with congresswoman Frederica S. Wilson, who is wearing a bedazzled fourth of July cowboy hat and an American bow tie necklace. She talks to the housewives about the reality for black boys and men in America, and that "people really don't like African-American boys." It's heartbreaking. Kim Fields thinks that these subjects are much too heavy for her sons, especially Sebastian, her eight-year-old. Phaedra is upset, and says she doesn't have the option of "sugarcoating reality to her sons." The old lady gang is excited about the restaurant idea that Kandi and Todd have, but they don't want ot be cooking or working, just wanting to be the face of the place. Kenya talks to her aunt Lori about her mom refusing to open the door for her last week, and why Lori left the reunion early. Lori is upset with Kenya, as she got a call from her sister asking Kenya to leave her alone, and Lori thinks that her sister has every right to not have contact with Kenya, now and since she gave her up as a baby. Nene makes an appearance and says the queen is back. RHOP, S1E1, 2016 In my opinion, this is one of the best series premieres in the housewives universe, as we learn so much about the women and they bring the drama. Meeting the women within the affluent suburb within Maryland and just outside of D.C, we meet Katie, Charisse, Gizelle, Robyn, Ashley and Katie! Gizelle starts off telling us she is not only a legacy but a pedigree, and that Karen just grew up on a farm. She was married to a pastor, but he couldn't be monogamous, so she and her three daughters are doing just fine on their own! Karen believes herself to be the complete leader, and is very proud of marrying the "black Bill Gates". Katie introduces herself as someone who is desperate to get married, her boyfriend is a wonderful dad to her kids from a previous relationship, and pressures Andrew for a ring the whole season. Robyn talks about still living with her ex-husband while they raise their kids, and we see a funny moment of Juan walking in on her in her wedding dress, as she is going to sell it soon as she has no little girls to save it for, and thinks it's just taking up room. She tells us Juan cheated and says that's what she gets "for marrying someone in the NBA instead of someone with an MBA!" She talks about working in PR, regardless of the pressures of her family being doctors and lawyers. Charisse thinks she is one of the best, talks about her husband like they're not totally separated, and we get to meet Ashley next episode or so. Karen has a birthday dinner, so all the women (except Ashley) head to a restaurant to celebrate. Karen doesn't arrive for a while, and the women decide to order drinks and food, and Gizelle sits in the middle seat of the table - a major faux pas! The housewives bring up Eddie, Charisse's husband, and how he lives in NJ, but Charisse clearly does not want to talk about it. Charisse throws a crab boil for her friends, and Gizelle shows up with her hairdresser, which upsets Charisse as he asks if she needs help with her hair. While Charisse is upstairs getting her glam done, she leaves Gizelle and her hairdresser to get the crabs ready and such. They yell, make jokes, make a bunch of noise, and Charisse says "that's how things are done in the projects, but not in Potomac." Gizelle tries to come upstairs, and Charisse tells them she doesn't need their help with anything. Charisse remains upstairs getting ready while Gizelle is stuck greeting guests who are already arriving. Gizelle talks to Brynee, Karen's friend about the issues at the restaurant and earlier with Charisse, and when Karen comes to the party, she pulls Gizelle aside. In one of my all-time favourite housewives moments - top ten for sure! - Karen gives Gizelle a mirrored frame with a list of etiquette rules. She also says she should not have brought her stylist along with her. Karen thinks Gizelle makes things about her and acts ignorant. https://preview.redd.it/511vtk47i9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d0f5834706180bb3d3b772a95af99af2583f55f3 https://preview.redd.it/8ssnu4t7i9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54fc6514d83778052f3d34b670a34aaf70ea74f5 https://preview.redd.it/i0ef8i88i9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=de771e35a9b1c3f6a284629a1ed00b1a741ba6a0 RHOBH, S7E7, 2017 This episode brings one of the infamous Rinna moments. Eden and Rinna go shopping and Eden talks about not feeling very welcome, and actually disconnected from Kyle during her game night in the last episode. She then looks straight into the camera and announces "I will know her." Lmao, weird. She wants to go to lunch to talk to Kyle about Kim, and Rinna makes the comment that Kim is "mostly sober and is this close to dying." My god Rinna, you have the job, stop fucking trying so hard. Eden believes Kyle is Kim's enabler, so when Eden, Kyle and Rinna get together, she keeps asking Kyle about her mom and Kim, and how Kim reminded her of her sister who recently died from an overdose! Kyle shuts this down, and Rinna at this point is getting away scot-free. Erika is in Greece with Kyle for a club performance that starts at three a.m. LVP, Ken, and Max visit an adoption lawyer so they can find his biological parents, and Lisa is scared he'll like them more, and it's a really nice moment for the family. RHONJ, S8E14, 2018 - REUNION PART 1! Melissa receives a call from the one and only Ramona Singer, and Andy tells her they are "in the middle of the Jersey fucking Housewives reunion." He also points out to Melissa he spelled her name wrong in the contacts. Melissa says she is not mad at all that Joe bought a restaurant with Tre without telling her, but worried he works too much. Andy asks Teresa what will happen if Joe is deported to Italy, and she says whatever god has planned for her is what will happen. Margaret says she sometimes wears pigtail extensions, and Andy asks Siggy why she sold Soggy Flicker shirts when she was so offended - she says she no longer is offended by it. Danielle arrives and says that when Teresa talked about her "daily blowjobs" in the first/second season, it led to her daughters being approached by men asking for the same. Disgusting!!!!!! Andy asks what Danielle ever did to Teresa and she said "putting my husband down" and Danielle notes it was because he has used a gay slur and she didn't appreciate it! Andy asks about cakegate, and Teresa says she threw it because she thought that one of the tiers was plastic and wanted to find out. Fans also ask about how cake throwing is terrible but throwing wine across the table, as Siggy did, is acceptable in her mind. Siggy says "first of all, when you're sitting at a table, you're at a table right?" LMFAO what in the hell is that response?! Siggy said that at the last party of the season that her IQ was higher than anyone in the cast and claimed it was 167, and now she admits she made it up to make people laugh. Kim D. comes out and Teresa says "I thought this was the real housewives of new jersey, not tales from the crypt." Andy then tells Tre not to leave, and the first part ends! RHOA, S13E6, 2021 Cynthia is shocked that when she sent out the invitations for her covid wedding mostly got answered yes, so she'll be hosting a 150+ person wedding in October 2020! Mike asks if he can invite Dennis, and Cynthia struggles with whether or not to invite her estranged father. She says that since the PSA she did with her mom for Kenya in 2018, the relationship between her and her father has dwindled down to nothing. She wants him at the wedding since he "isn't going to be here forever", although Cynthia's mom had some damning things to say during said PSA. Since Riley recently moved to NYC for college, she decided she wants unpaid child support from her dad, Block, and is going to retain legal counsel from Eva's husband Michael. Kandi is worried she won't receive the money as Kandi has $$$$$$$$$$$$$$, but she wants what she is owed, and Riley deserves it! Cynthia and Noelle head over to Cynthia's mom's house to talk to her about inviting her dad to the wedding. In a hilarious scene, Mal is there and has eaten most of the dinner that mom prepared, and Cynthia complains that all her favourite foods, but most importantly, pork chops. Cynthia asks, and Barabara, her mom, says she would be uncomfortable with him there and will put her "mask over her eyes." Cynthia says she has good childhood memories and Barabara is like WTF I raised you most of your life, and he left when you were young. Noelle agrees with her grandmother and says Barabara always puts each one of them first above herself. So she wants Cynthia to put her first just this one time. ​ JANUARY 18TH RHOA, S7E11, 2015 We return to the Claudia and Nene fight in Puerto Rico, which is still ongoing. Claudia insults Nene about not fitting in runway sizes, and Nene criticizes her spaghetti strap dress. Claudia talks about her ramen hair, and how Nene has too much spaghetti in her diet. Nene is like "girl. bye." And Claudia enthusiastically asks if that means she's leaving. Kandi tells us in the confessional that Nene was just read by Claudia for everything that any of the Atlanta housewives have thought about her. The good group - Demetria, Kenya, Cynthia and Claudia - leave the negativity for another bar and Kandi is the only one to say goodbye to them. The next morning, Phaedra says that they should say they were kidding, and Nene feels bad. Yeah, she feels bad, she got fucking demolished last night! Demetria apologies to Phaedra for some reason. The next day the women get on a bus to go see Demetria's performance. Nene says that the women upset her by joking about The New Normal being cancelled. She then tells them they are all invited to see her perform on Broadway, as the evil stepmother in Cinderella! Claudia says, well isn't it crazy you joked about my jobs! Nene actually apologizes, which shocks everyone. Porsha is upset about the apology, and Claudia makes a comment about her having an African prince. Porsha yells that she has a hair company and Claudia yells back that "everyone has a hair company!" She then checks Nene again and makes a joke about her hair sprouting like that just naturally. The women arrive late to the whole reason of the trip - Demetria's performance - and sit down right in the front row, making it completely obvious how little they cared about it. Da Brat shows up to rap for a verse in one of the songs, and now I'm left wondering if Demetria paid for her trip too at another resort or something. ​ JANUARY 19TH RHOA, S6E12, 2014 Cynthia has a friend Natalie that called Todd an opportunist. The housewives go off to a vineyard, and while there, the women talk about how they got married. Malorie, Cynthia's sister, tells everyone she eloped in Vegas. Natalie says she did the same, and Kenya says that isn't what she heard... OOOOOOOH! Kenya says that Natalie's husband, Christopher, referred to her as a girlfriend and common-law wife. Natalie says she shouldn't comment on anyone's relationship when she has never been married before. Nene is upset that Kenya threw Natalie under the bus, and Kenya asked isn't it the same thing that she did to Kandi by talking about Todd? Kandi gets involved, obviously and I love her response. She said that even if Todd was an opportunist, what a woman her picked to have opportunities from, and just basically shuts Natalie down! Kandi has the women toast to Todd and the episode ends. RHOBH, S6E8, 2016 Kyle has a store opening for her Hamptons Kyle by Alene Too location. Bethenny of course has a book signing and shows up quickly telling Kyle she didn't invite anyone. She really doesn't care much for the women of BH. Kyle gets mad when she hears the other housewives/VIPs are the store talking about Kim and the issues she is going through. Once the party ends, the women head to the house rented by Kyle in the Hamptons, and Kyle forgets to set a place at the table for Giggy. Ken informs her that the wooden chair she has offered is not good enough, and Giggy won't be sitting on it. Back in Beverly Hills, LVP hosts "the hero dog awards", or what could easily just be called "an excuse to film at PUMP." We get to meet the new housewife, Kathryn Edwards this episode, and she starts off by saying she had mutual friends with OJ Simpson and knew of and about Faye Resnick. RHOA, S12E12, 2020 Eva's daughter is approved for changing her last name to Michael's, and it's a very emotional moment. Kandi, Porsha, Marlo and Tanya head to a Korean spa while in Toronto, and are wearing prison-type outfits that make Marlo reminisce about her time behind bars. Tanya makes a comment about how she doesn't give a shit about Kenya and brought up the fact she had asked Tanya to pick up a package from the hotel front desk and bring it home. Of course, Tanya is going to open it ... she's transporting something from one country to another. It was a wig. Production gets nice and shady and shows every single time Kenya has denied wearing extensions/wigs/etc. Kandi says she'll take it home to Kenya, but Kenya is going to be SUPER pissed about it. Marlo and Porsha try it on and laugh about it. Kandi, Cynthia and Kenya are out to lunch, and they bring up what Kenya said about Tanya's fiance and the cookie lady, and bringing up IVF. Porsha and Dennis have an awkward dinner with her mom and sister, and his mom, where he apologizes to them for cheating on Porsha when she was pregnant, and they get on a somewhat better footing. ​ JANUARY 20TH RHOC, S4E9, 2009 We come back to Gretchen and Ryan in the bathroom, with Grethen telling him he turns her on, but to get out. Before she and Frank leave, Lynne tells Gretchen to drink a lot of water and hopes she doesn't feel too sick the next day. Jeana talks about her self-esteem issues from Matt being such an asshole for so long and talks to her trainer about it and he takes her on a walk and calls her dog fat. Vicki has an event for insurance and gets an award. She walks off the stage and just completely fucking eats it. Unfortunately, there is no bush to catch her, a la Luann. Donn's talking head makes me laugh, and he says she went down like a dead weight. Vicki in the corner seconds before she bites it. https://preview.redd.it/7aruhse8h9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e6580120d200b20ff368a56e5e61f96e3b7a881c Lynne makes her cuffs, which are just terrible. The women get together to make their own perfumes, which seems like it would be so fun. Vicki and Jeana keep telling Gretchen to get Jeff to sign something so she receives money after he passes. They also mention getting married at the hospital to him. Lynne thinks this is too dark, and Vicki is offended when she tells the women so. Vicki calls Lynne mean, which makes no sense. Vicki just doesn't want to be called out for being so cold and tells production across the table that her wind got "sucked" out of her sail. https://preview.redd.it/mm7tf7p7h9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=78c1f018aef34349df853a68584ba9c39401b504 RHOBH, S1E13, 2011 - SEASON FINALE A very, very, very dark finale. We join the Grammer's again in New York, where Kelsey answers Camille's toast with "to love... isn't that ... nice." We then see them in the limo where she says she hopes he wins, and he says he was won already. Sigh. Kim gets help with doing her makeup and tells us about her childhood and how she didn't learn how to do her makeup like typical teenagers as she was always working. Camille is back in BH and tells DeeDee that the doorman of the apartment in New York refused to believe she was Mrs. Grammer and was forced to show her I.D to get in. How fucking embarrassing! What an open secret that his new wife Kate, his then mistress, was basically living there. Like all housewives series finales, this one ends with a party, and it's Taylor's birthday! No one seems to be having a good time, but things get interesting when Kim walks in late basically draped head to toe in Forever21. Kyle greets her sister with a hi and a cold shoulder, and when Martin, Lisa's friend offers Kim a drink, she stumbles over her words and slurs no thank you. Also, like all seasons Paul and Adrienne are on, they fight over the food. She doesn't want to eat anything, and all he wants to do is try everything! Cedric is there trying to find another housewife to take him in and fund his lifestyle as LVP and Ken are completely over it and him. Russell makes one of the most awkward toasts ever, where he has to force himself to pretend to love his wife. He says it's been a wonderful year, he looks forward to next year. And... happy 30th birthday." Taylor pulls her hand away and cringes, telling everyone she is 39, and Russell says "but she's 39 and rrrrreeeeallllllly hot" and giggles. Taylor is still angry at Kim about NY, and when she brings it up, it starts a fight between Kyle and Kim. Kyle says Kim never has her back and tells Kim to "watch [her] step." "No, you better watch yours!" Kim yells back. The Richards sister's manager forbade the valet from letting Kim leave (??????) and we find her in the back of the limo sulking to Martin. "They were really mean. Mean. Mean." "Who?" Martin asks as he hasn't been keeping up with tonight's drama. Adrienne joins them in the limo to comfort her, and Kim notes the women were "rude, unthoughtful, attacking, of my god." Adrienne wonders if Kim's problem is loneliness, and Kim says she is not lonely, and she likes "being alone." This moment changes RHOBH forever - when Kyle joined them in the limo. Kim tells Kyle not to get too close to her, that she doesn't trust her, and that she's a "fucking phony." Something in Kyle absolutely snapped. "AND MOM HAD TO DIE WORRYING ABOUT YOU AND STRESSING ABOUT YOU AND LEAVING THIS SHIT ON MY SHOULDERS!" Kim roars back with "YOU STOLE MY GODDAMN HOUSE!" Kyle remarks that Mauricio helps out Kim every month and even treats her like a second wife. Kyle lunges at Kim and tells her she is a liar, she's sick, and she's an alcoholic. We learn in the update segment that Kim went to rehab but only lasted a week in treatment. https://preview.redd.it/ptglmrrng9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=fb7959d1ad02f580e2134e9f45deea0b4a9adf52 https://preview.redd.it/h5xvtv5og9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=68bee0825b9616d7a953bbdb9264b2d8215069bb https://preview.redd.it/4tamaetpg9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=a9a97a48ab1c753ad9a26e8567eac675ce310b8f https://preview.redd.it/uf6ulugqg9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=6881bdd675a4d004fcb41b4db51d6c06b194ab2d RHOA, S5E12, 2013 Kenya is going ahead and making a workout video called "Stallion Booty" to compete with "Donkey Booty" from Apollo and Phaedra. She avoids saying she did all episode, Kandi calls her a shady bootlegger, and eventually, she says she stole the idea and ran with it after the production deal fell through with Phaedra. RHOBH, S4E12, 2014 Not a hugely interesting or important episode - but Brandi makes up with her dad, Carlton hires women for her 4th of July party, and Yolanda almost chokes out a self-defence teacher. RHOBH, S5E10, 2015 Kyle throws an event at a winery and invited her now sober sister. There are wine flights and the whole thing revolves around drinking, which Kyle says she did not know. It's a fucking winery Kyle! What did you think would happen there?! Kim handles herself very well, and Kim is just wanting something she can drink that's not 11%. Kim and Kyle talk about Kim's old tricks for drinking, like using a coffee cup and blowing on it, and Kyle thought their relationship would magically get better, but it hasn't, though they are working on it. Eileen is throwing a poker party because throwing a game night is also a must on BH ever since the second season. The women are picking each other up for the ride, and Rinna gets the pleasure of riding with Kim. Rinna notes that she immediately knew Kim was "fucked up." She was talking and was really riled but also disconnected, and tells Rinna that she's filthy and she hates her. Once they get to Eileen's, everyone is now clued into Kim's behaviour and Brandi asks if she's okay. She says she's fine, but she later goes to the bathroom with Kyle (how season two of them) and tells her she took one of Monty's pain pills as she wasn't feeling well. Both Kyle and Brandi think Kim should go home, and fight over who is going to be the one to "save" her. This turns into a shoving match where not only scratches happen but pizza is also dropped! Brandi tells Kyle she doesn't act stupid, she is stupid. https://preview.redd.it/w0wtb9pih9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=bca6af706443f5191a0c41ab75bb032828b1ca79 RHOA, S11E12, 2019 The women are in Tokyo and pissing off their tour guide. In the culture, being late is so rude and inconsiderate, and a personal insult to the tour guide. For a 10:45 a.m. call time, everyone but Marlo, Nene and Shamari show up around 10:51. The women finally show up around 11:30. Nene makes a snide comment about Tanya being married at the Temple, about her marrying someone other than Paul. Tanya brings it up at a sushi lunch and she thinks Nene has cursed her relationship and starts crying, which just pisses Nene off and ends the episode with a to be continued. RHOC, S15E15, 2021 - REUNION PART 1! Shannon is asked about Sophie thinking that John, Shannon's boyfriend of a year and a half, is not being able to meet her mom's financial and emotional needs. Shannon says that her kid's tale issue with John and John's kids take issue with her. She also tells us David refuses to co-parent and that he is expecting a new child - which all the women agree is super cliche. Gina and Emily say that Shannon had a drunk-dialling problem and they are not sure what kind of support she needs or wants from them. The women say she and John may have drinking problems, and Andy states that John refused to come to the reunion to defend himself. We see the women on break, and Shannon calls Joh saying that she has a bomb about Braunwyn and is wondering if she should drop it. Sean visits Braunwyn in her dressing room and compliments her butt even though they are not romantically together anymore, which seems like a show. The women wear masks as they make their way back to set in the venue, and we segue into Kelly's denial of the pandemmy. Kelly coughs without covering her mouth and both Shannon and Kelly give her a death stare. Kelly asks about her comments about it "thinning the herd." Andy notes he receives messages on the daily about kicking Kelly off the show for her opinions, and she says she receives messages about Andy being "un-American." She has no response when Andy asks if she is worried about being on the wrong side of history. Emily notes her husband sent his oldest daughter a goodbye message while he thought he was going to die from c-19, and Elizabeth says she was told to watch out for Gina and Shannon before becoming a housewife, but she ended up getting along with both of them. Braunwyn tells Elizabeth she has a mutual friend of her ex-husband and his fiancee, and Elizabeth didn't even know he was engaged. The women then turn their attention to Braunwyn stating she was an alcoholic, as she was able to go long periods without drinking, so they question it (?????) Kelly called her getting sober a storyline for the show. Kelly says they did a workout class together and she didn't seem drunk, so she's lying about having a drinking problem. Not only is that super disgusting, but how dare they even question it in the first place. Gina and Emily say they went to AA with her, it's legitimate. Braunwyn says she hasn't been diagnosed with a narcissistic personality disorder - referencing her mom - but Shannon says the new addiction is fame. She says by Braunwyn coming out and also deciding to be sober, the press coverage is too much. Shannon then says that when her daughter, Stella, was 14, Braunwyn told her to text her if she "ever wanted the good stuff." Braunwyn is shocked and we wait until next week to finish that up. RHOSLC, S1E11, 2021 The women are off to their first cast trip, which is to Vegas! The women fly coach, and I love the relatability of it all. Mary was not invited, as she was not a full-time cast member at that point, but production decided to promote her! She avoids getting asked about this by saying she would rather fly on a plane full of mice than with Jen. Whitney has her brother, sister and dad over for dinner, which is the first time they're all together in ten years. Jen, Sharrieff, Heather and Sharrieff's friend "big daddy" go on a double date, but the chemistry is not there for Heather. Once the women get to Vegas, Whitney tells the housewives they are going to drive luxury cars on a circuit for an hour, but Jen says she's taking Heather away for something special so Whitney has to race cars with Lisa and Meredith. Keep in mind, she bad-mouthed them at Jen's surprise party for Sharrieff two episodes ago and hasn't talked to them since. She apologizes to them to smooth things over, and Lisa drives like a grandma after bragging to the instructor. Meanwhile, Jen was taking Heather on a shopping trip, where Jen buys her some sexy shoes and a sexy dress. They take photos of each other, and Jen tells us in a talking head that we can buy her outfit but not her boobs - her surgeon is retired! They try and take a photo together, and when the ankle strap on Jen's expensive shoes breaks, she almost completely faceplants on the ground, but Heather grabs the back of Jen's jacket and they end up laughing instead of fixing Jen's broken nose and cleaning blood off the floor. Somehow, the two end up fighting and Jen yells at Heather to defend her to Whitney, and talks again about how Whitney ruined her husband's birthday. She then says the only reason the other wives put up with Whitney is that they like Heather. ​ JANUARY 21ST RHOC, S5E9, 2010 Gretchen is throwing a Tupperware party. Vicki doesn't show up due to work, and Tamra doesn't come because she is mad at Gretchen for writing about her in her bravo blog. Gretchen has a drag queen, Kay Sedia, host the event. Gretchen's friend Mel hits on Jim Bellino - why?! - and Alexis gets mad that this drunk woman who says she only had one glass of wine is openly flirting, and the men tell the two women to get over it. Lynne decides to call a "youthologist", Vanessa, who has helped the family before and got Alexia into art. She doesn't like this and walks away while no one stops her. RHOBH, S3E10, 2013 We begin back at the Moroccan restaurant from last week, and Brandi is going to the bathroom to avoid being lectured any longer by Mauricio. Taylor then tells all the women that "nobody has it harder than [her]." Camille nods nicely, but we all know she's thinking what the actual fuck. Later, when Adrienne, Paul, Mauricio, and Kyle get together, Maurice tells him he is on their side. Yolanda criticizes someone moving furniture into her ex-husband's home by telling him he needs to learn English. She did - and look at her! Married to David Foster and has a clear fridge full of fake food! We see Marissa again, who I keep mistaking for a housewife when she is just a friend of - my apologies! Her storyline is basically she married someone with a big name, and she isn't sexually attracted to him. She describes her perfect man while out with her husband, brother, and Brandi, and we basically learn her type is someone exactly like her brother. In the last scene, the women are seen at an art opening where Yolanda demanded a discount on one of the man's pieces. Paris Hilton shows up. Marissa talks about being attracted to anyone but her husband, which pissed Brandi off. Trying to get back on his good side after insulting Brandi, Mauricio hands Ken a bottle of gin, and Ken responds "I don't like it." Lisa mentions she has a lot to talk about, but she doesn't want to get into it. Mauricio tells Kyle he thinks they are carrying a grudge. RHOA, S10E10, 2018 The housewives head to Houston to help after Hurricane Harvey. Kenya is just plain mean to everyone, and acts like she's the foreman and yells at anyone she thinks is not doing enough work. Sheree, who's at home, gets a call from Tyrone, who insults Nene by saying she tried to get with him while married to Gregg, and also calls Sheree's butt "chunky." Riley gets a call from her father, and off-camera has a breakdown and hides while in tears, and we hear Ace's little voice call out "Rilllllley!" Kandi meets with Block and tells him they should go to counselling, and she tells him Riley needs to be prepared for any contact, and Block agrees. When the women in Houston go out to dinner, Kenya acts like an asshole, and when she's called out, she storms to the bathroom, yells out a bunch of fucks and bitches, and then snaps when the camera operator tries to come in and flips off the camera. When she walks out of the restaurant, Cynthia tries to comfort her and Kenya tells her "goodbye Cynthia, this is not a moment." ​ JANUARY 22ND RHOC, S3E11, 2008 - SEASON FINALE! Quinn dresses as someone else to change things up with her boyfriend, Billy, and throws on her best party city wig and meets him down in the casino lobby. She calls herself Roxy, and says her alter-ego is a "beyatch." Lauri is getting married and worried about Josh coming to the wedding. She wants him to get his shit together, to stop lying to her and to become a member of the family again. Lauri's wedding is beautiful and goes so well. She is so happy and so is George. I truly like them as a couple, and I'm glad to see they have stayed together all this time. Josh does not attend the wedding. Jo comes to Jeana's party, thrown for the finale, where she tells everyone about her album and how she is going on tour and will be performing at the grove. No one is that impressed by her. https://preview.redd.it/2bku11d3h9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=3f5fc8f500f7aecc5b1f3f24b0a7a8573b142e58 GEORGE IS SO HAPPY AND I LOVE IT. AND WHO IS THE WRESTLER BESIDE HIM LOL RHOA, S4E11, 2012 Slow, slow episode. RHOA, S9E11, 2017 Kenya and Phaedra go to Flint, Michigan to go to a camp to help with girls' and boys' self-esteem. Kenya has the girls do a twirl off, lmao, and then very nicely has the girls uplift themselves one by one. She asks the girls if they have ever been told their skin is too black - almost all of them raised their hands and it is devastating. One girl says she's told her hair is too curly, and Kenya says no, you need to say "my curly hair is fabulous, I'm fabulous" and the girls are showing self-confidence and it's so heartwarming. During the last night, some of the boys share their stories. One notes he never met his mom or dad - all he has is a photo of them. Another boy shares that his brother had been shot in the head three times. The room erupts in tears, and they truly support one another within the venue. The two housewives are thanked for helping get these kids out of their living situations for even a week - this is quite a moving moment in the episode. RHONJ, S10E11, 2020 The women are in the Hamptons at Jackie's beach house, and they head to Topping Rose (the landing point for Carole and Tinsley when they didn't want to stay with Bethenny). Marge sits down with Teresa to talk about why she didn't invite her to the mother's day brunch. She tells Teresa she chose Danielle over her and Marge just doesn't agree with it. Marge compares Danielle to Charles Manson, which leaves Teresa asking "who?" She repeats she's serious and Teresa says she wouldn't want that man around her kids. Which is the point, girl! Teresa says Marge started it all - pushing Marty in the pool and throwing both wine and water on Danielle. Marge retorts that Danielle asked her to throw the wine, and Danielle said she would do the same thing Marge did but would be as upset as Danielle was having it done to her. Later, Jennifer tells Marge during a moment just them two, that she doesn't understand why Jackie doesn't make a bigger deal/talk more about the amount of money she has. This is already on top of the women calling her "not old school", talking about how she was raised differently and talking about how she is "not like [them]." The women go to Margarita Grille for lunch, and Margaret makes a joke about Jackie being cheap for serving pizza. Jackie confronts Jennifer about the comments, and Jen, instead of apologizing, tells Jackie she should be spending the money that she has. Melissa says she and the others are dumb - Jackie is the smart one - her kids will have money in the future since Jackie doesn't spend it. Jen asks if her kids will fail because she doesn't save money and Melissa doesn't answer. In response, Jen throws her knife and fork at her. ​ JANUARY 23RD RHOC, S2E2, 2007 Nothing much in this episode but Vicki's infamous: You have a little family van? WHY ARE YOU SENDING ME A FAMILY VAN?! Colton and Shane, Jeana's sons, get into a fight, and opening throw around a gay slur. https://preview.redd.it/n5jm46glg9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=16a02fc0b147e532b291cc265cd4bd439fea0924 RHOA, S3E15, 2011 Still in Miami, Nene on the tour bus threatens to pop Kim's eyes out and snap her neck, and freaks out when Kim calls her a bitch. They continue to be heated, and then get off the bus to the other women, so they can go inside Thomas Kramer's mansion, their accommodations for the trip. Later during the trip, at a lunch, the women ask Cynthia about her upcoming wedding and if they have planned a honeymoon yet. Cynthia begins crying into her hands, and Sheree also cries for her. Phaedra tells Nene to follow Cynthia to the bathroom, where Cynthia is crying and Nene tells her they should just leave and go home, instead of comforting her friend as she should have. Sheree convinces Cynthia to stay, and the women have strippers rub on them while drinking margaritas. RHOBH, S2E20, 2012 - SEASON FINALE! Pandora gets married, that's about it. RHOBH, S8E6, 2018 Boring episode. RHONJ, S9E12, 2019 Teresa places third in her fitness competition and the women head to Mexico. Tre takes one for the team and says she'll share a room with Danielle, saving everyone else from having to take that bullet. The women do shots before dinner, and while at the table, the housewives give Teresa the necklace they got her, which had strong written in diamonds on a piece of silver. Jennifer is offended the women didn't use her jeweller brother for the gift and then tells everyone "it's fucking ugly. Sorry, Teresa." She then looks at Marge and says "baby, I am on point like nobody's business." Marge looks at her and asks "really? so's your fucking lip liner. why don't you fix it?" Jennifer blows her some kisses, and Marge tells her that her lips look like "a monkey's asshole!" Jennifer thinks for a second and claps while yelling back "yeah! a monkey's asshole that you fucking sucked, probably!!!!!!!!!" My god, what a beautiful moment. Danielle, a crazy reality tv veteran, is even amazed by this exchange and does a double-take. She then tells Jennifer they should take a little walk, and Jen tells the table that "this monkey's asshole's got to be refreshed." Jen is wild with a couple of drinks in her. https://preview.redd.it/oy5otvhgg9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=0fb84df51518095041285a332e87df63f82c2372 https://preview.redd.it/cjtr487fg9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=237ec3f7f396ce336dbbdcc0c24cf4b37866d6f9 https://preview.redd.it/mo6oyxxag9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3fe39aaadb4bb2ae4c105d9f6a021d3d74c2c64 https://preview.redd.it/t2pge3z8g9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4da3557b4e858091e1f6f02a8f96345d3f745d5 https://preview.redd.it/145h8908g9c81.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=d5ca72185a8ce96e0dd76a4abb72f7cf09a4e580 submitted by /u/queefersutherland1 to r/BravoRealHousewives [link] [comments]

Today’s show was an unabashed ode to a world of opulence that lives in dreams and fantasies—or on red carpets. The lengthy press notes provided a sort of narrative that referenced Mexico and its visual culture, particularly in the embroidered motifs lavished on almost every evening dress. The rather convoluted story went that a woman receives a letter summoning her to Chapultepec Castle in Mexico City; suspended between dream and reality, she wanders about the place, obviously clad in the magnificent couture concoctions in which, quoting the notes, “the regal past of both Europe and imperial Mexico are intertwined.” Do you feel like he hit or missed the mark with his Spring 2020 Couture collection? I absolutely LOVED it and found it incredibly difficult to select my favorite picks. His runway show was amazing. To contrast his couture collection, here is his Spring 2020 RTW collection. I aspire to have a lifestyle that allows me to wear outfits like these. If you'd like to see his RTW collection in motion, here ya go What can be reported rather than rhetoricized is that Saab’s sure hand when it comes to delivering powerful evening gowns in jersey, cady, taffeta, and lace remained steady this afternoon. There were strong, (relatively) simple dresses cut in tulle strafed with long lines of sequins and cute daisy brocade daywear worn by a (relatively) diverse casting. There were also epauletted and billows-pocketed swooshy daywear looks in desert tones, blown up abstracted Dutch prints, and adapted Nefertiti-style headpieces. Even when soundtracked by Nina Simone’s wonderful “Funkier Than A Mosquito’s Tweeter,” in the sensitive times mentioned at the top, it was hard to entirely succumb to the sometimes beautiful collection Saab presented this afternoon. Here was his Fall 2019 Couture Collection with the runway show if you are interested. I've always said that if I ever become grow a few inches, Rihanna level famous and get some money I would opt for Elie Saab, Zuhair Murad or Guo Pei gowns. Saab's gowns are so detailed and elegant. submitted by /u/bye_felipe to r/femalefashionadvice [link] [comments]

It's slowing down a little. Sorry about the quick posts. 6290.(History change.)Do you remember the 1992 Hurricane Iniki in Hawaii being a Category 5 instead of 4?(Has there been lots of harsh weather, and has it appeared in places it normally doesn't hit?) https://www-m.cnn.com/2018/08/23/us/hawaii-hurricane-iniki-1992-wxc/index.html 6291.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Betty Brant(Betty Brandt?)being portrayed by Parker Posey in the original Spider-Man trilogy instead of Elizabeth Banks?(Did Elizabeth Banks come out of nowhere for you?)(Did Parker Posey not exist?)(Has the spelling of dachshund changed again?)(Allien/Alien)(Forcus/Focus)(Privillege/Privilege)(Octoberfest/Oktoberfest)(Hippo nostrils keep changing size.)(Veggietable/Vegetable, and is the pronunciation off?)(Liver Worst/Liverwurst)(Are words with Thermo, Andro, and Hydro pronounced different?)(There are two new holes in the rib cage.)(Is February pronounced different?)(Black chickens now don't lay black eggs.)(Statue Of Liberty is now part of the color phenomenon.)(Lucky Music Live/LuckyMusiqLive)(Lots of things that no longer exist.)(Rhonda Rousey/Ronda Rousey)(Was Ronda not an acceptable spelling of Rhonda?)(Toxic Kool-Aid/ToxiQ KoolAid)(Was it Cumerbun, Cuberbun, Cuberbund, Cumerbund, Cummerbun, or Cumberbun?)(Did stick-like mantises not exist?)(Easter chickens now exist.)(Didn't Shameless end a while ago?)(Lee Harvey Oswald is now wearing a different outfit when he got shot.)(Kung Fu Hustle is hard to find in an English dub.)(Lots of new photos of the old wild west now.)(Have you heard of Elizabeth Olsen?)(Are the ancient Indian stepwells off in any way?)(Has Take Me Home, Country Roads by John Denver changed again?)(Has the BWD logo changed?)(Does the Foster's Home For Imaginary Friends logo look off?)(Triple, and quadruple rainbows.)(Rainbow colored owls.)(Ant people hieroglyphics have been found.)(Was it spelled heiroglypics?)(Is the Sex And The City logo off?)(Has the Ride Wit Me(Ride With Me, or Must Be The Money?)music video by Nelly changed in any way?)(Do any of his logos look off?)(People think Barack Obama was president in 2005-2007.)(Alga/Alge/Algea/Algae)(Is the pronunciation off?)(Anything else off?)(Z vs. S at the end of certain product names.)(Let's Do It For America/Let's Do It For Our Country)(Any of the lyrics off?)(Is the Grease 2 logo off?)(Was it Seimen, or Seimens?)(Lots of new great walls, and other things.)(Did Craig Mack die way before March 12, 2018?)(Stephen Carl Stephenson/Stefán Karl Stefánsson)(Lots of T.V. channel, and app, and website logos have changed.)(Lots of Music Choice channel names have changed.)(The Queen Of England damed Elizabeth Taylor.)(Deja Vu/Déjà Vu)(Winnebago sharks now exist.)(Pink sycamore now exists.)(Do any of the Doctor Dolittle logos look off?)(Was the first of any word in a title always capitalized?)(Jhene Aiko/Jhené Aiko)(Has Bohemian Rhapsody by Queen changed even more?)(All the robot landings on Mars that happened before Curiosity.)(Is Michelangelo's David off?)(Jim Cary/Jim Carry/Jim Carrey)(Does the Hotpoint logo look off?)(Does the Lindsay olives logo look off?)(Yoda bats now exist.)(Did FAO Schwarz not close three years ago, and were they not planning on reopening?)(The Mississippi River sometimes runs backwards.)(Sperm can now last up to 9 days inside females instead of 3, or other numbers.)(Has the Pinterest logo changed again?)(Was Terrance not an acceptable spelling of Terrence?)(The famous "I'm walking here!" quote is now said by Dustin Hoffman instead of Al Pacino.)(Thelma Hopkins/Telma Hopkins)(Wobbegong now exists.)(Carrhartt/Carhartt)(Other spellings?)(Cotton ball moth now exists.)(Patagonian Mara now exists.)(Weird looking trees.)(Super dangerous island.)(Collar And Bow has changed.)(Didn't Willie Nelson die?)(Marty Robins/Marty Robbins)(Lots of more stuff in Back To The Future has changed.)(The Baco's name spelling, logo, and package design are completely off.)(Bugs sometimes fight each other with their front limbs.)(Eddie Murphy is now the singer of Party All The Time.)(Did person names never have apostrophes in them?)(Really gross rare form of yoga, and other weird types.)(Did WhatsApp use to have a like, or heart feature?)(The Bon-Ton logo, and name are off, and the company keeps going out of business, and some of its subsidiary logos are off.)(Mercedes Benz/Mercedes-Benz)(Alexis Nicole Sanchez/Alexys Nycole Sanchez)(Babies in Sweden can sleep in freezing temperatures.)(The S in Ulysses S. 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Ale)(Anything else off?)("Why don't people understand my creation?"/"Why don't people understand my intentions?")(Anything else off?)(Jailed Abroad/Locked Up Abroad/Banged Up Abroad)(Wasn't Warren Buffett married to an Asian woman?)(Is the "Right tool" scene in No Country For Old Men off in any way?)(The Long Green Mile/The Green Mile)(Sea monkey ad no longer has trident.)(Was the girl smiling on the "We can do it!" poster, and is her muscle off?)(Anything else off?)(Cafe Rio logo has changed.)(Were the ruby slippers from The Wizard Of Oz retrieved years ago instead of recently?)(Wasn't John McCain actually known as Songbird John following his imprisonment?)(Was it something else?)(Anything else off?)(Have you heard of woolly donkeys?)(Didn't John McCain die years ago?)(CNC/C&C)(Wasn't the Apple logo a full apple before, or was the bite different?)(Joe Crocker/Joe Cocker)(Aldi's/Aldis/Aldi)(McGriddle/McGriddles)(Were McDonald's Chicken McNuggets never specific shapes?)(Bill Murry/Bill Murray)(New weird Subway logo.)(Have you heard of the ancient stepwells in India?)(Lots of off colored eggs now.)(Portuguese Man O'War(Man Of War, or Man-Of-War?)now exists.)(Monstrous alligators, and crocodiles spotted.)(Jeff Goldbloom/Jeff Goldblum)(Other spellings?)(Anything else off?)(Does Ozzy Osbourne's name keep changing?)(Sea pig now exists.)(Burt Reynolds died again on September 6, 2018.)(Hall & Oats/Hall & Oates)(Walter Mathou/Walter Matthau)(Other spellings?)(Jack Lennon/Jack Lemmon)(Other spellings?)(Was it spelled Congradulations?)(The Jackson family had 11 kids?)(Anything else off?)(Africa by Toto lyrics keep changing.)(Lines in The Wizard Of Oz keep changing.)(Paul Simon's Graceland album release date changed.)(Human civilization goes back more.)(Giant octopus species discovered.)(The new Jackson family members have music careers.)(7 sisters star constellation has 9 stars.)(Stingrays keep changing.)(Shield mantises now exist.)(Trivia vs. Trivial.)(Halley's Comet spelling keeps changing.)(Blue scorpions now exist.)(Big cats are much friendlier.)(Gorillas, and other primates seem smarter, and friendlier.)(Halley, Hailee, and other weird spellings instead of Hailey, or Haley.)(Hailey Steinfeld/Hailee Steinfeld)(Anyone with the name Willie, or Hailee is off.)(Chicks now jump off cliffs onto rocks below sometimes.)(Red The Bum/Brett The Bum/Fred The Bum)(The DVD logo doesn't bounce around a specific screen when you pause a DVD.)(Praying mantises now attack hummingbirds.)("We're off to see the wizard!"/"You're off to see the wizard.")(Was it always the same?)(Royals have their own pyramid on Balmoral estate.)(Here We Go Loopty Loo/Here We Go Looby Loo)(Anything else off?)(Have any of the lyrics in Lucy In The Sky By Diamonds by The Beatles changed?)(New glowing rocks.)(Off colored slugs.)(Novograd/Novogorod)(Lots of song changes.)(Parker Brothers is now the original creator of Monopoly, and other stuff is off.)(Scenes in Miss Congeniality changed.)(Comedienne is now a word.)(Einstein-Rosenberg/Einstein-Rosen)(H.E. Shepard/E.H. Shepard)(Other spellings?)(Many changes to the band Rush.)(Wild strawberries, and other things.)(Sam Kinison died for a different reason now.)(Henry James Fonda/Henry Jaynes Fonda)(The Chevy logo changed again.)(Foxes now have black fur, and not white fur.)(Toyger now exists.)(More aircraft changes.)(Lots of more R, and A, and messed up T, and more squished letters, and upside down, and reverse letters.)(Geneology/Genealogy)(Barry Hearn is now alive.)(Steven King/Stephen King)(Is the Hot 'n Now(Hot And Now?)logo off?)(Other spellings?)(Is the Reno Tahoe logo off?)(Oarfish now exists.)(Tear Drop memorial now exists.)(Mark Sheldon/Mark Shelton)(Veiled marble statues now exist.)(Bryce Courtney/Bryce Courtenay)(Courtenay is now an acceptable spelling of Courtney.)(Dogs can purr.)(Souless/Soulless)(Filmaker/Filmmaker)(House cats can growl.)(Jerry Stiller is now alive.)(Ric Flair is now alive.)(Stan Lee is now alive.)(Julie Andrews is now alive.)(Crow's beaks have changed color, and other things.)(Limp Biscuit/Limp Biskit)(Lots of song lyric changes.)(More 9/11 changes.)(Do any of their logos look off?)(There are now 15 Egyptian deities(Diety?)when there were less before, and Amun-Ra(Was it spelled different?)is now multiple gods together.)(Santa Catalina salad dressing/Catalina salad dressing(Other spellings?)(Wiley Coyote/Wile Coyote/Wiley E. Coyote/Wile E. Coyote)(Other spellings?)(Ing to In' everywhere.)(Keith Oberman/Keith Olbermann)(Transexual/Transsexual)(Other spellings?)(The Flintstone Kids is now a thing.)(Mozart wrote a piece called Lick Me In The Ass, and has wrote many gross things.)(Apollo Guidance Computer now exists.)(Discobulus statue changed, and lots haven't heard of it.)(The Silence Of The Lambs, Star Wars, Star Trek, Dirty Harry, Sunset Boulevard, and The Godfather lines keep changing.)(Do you remember Narwal, or Narwall?)("Greed is good."/"The point is, ladies and gentlemen, that greed, for lack of a better word, is good. Greed is right, greed works.")(“I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like victory!”/"I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ’em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know, that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smells like victory.")("Stay away from her, you bitch.”/“Get away from her, you bitch.”)(Ensure is now made of milk concentrate, and not milk, and the logo changed.)(Nordic flags don't have centered crosses.)(Lots of new muscles.)(Frogfish now exist.)(Aircraft powered by steam.)(Was it Mrs. Butterworth, or Ms. something?)(The original Porky Pig looks wrong.)(The Secret Life Of Walter Smitty/The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty)(Prince Phillip/Prince Philip)(Robert Duval/Robert Duvall)(13th Man Rule/10th Man Rule)(Was it another number?)(Didn't Krang never have an antenna?)("Tangled up in blue."/"Tangle up in blue.")(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Any of his lyrics look off?)(Theater Of Pain/Theatre Of Pain)(Brian Forrester/Brian Forester/Brian Forster/Brien Foerster)(Brian Forrester/Brian Forster)(Roahl Dahl/Ronald Dahl/Roald Dahl)("Warmest sunshine softer than a sponge."/"Warmest sunshine softer than a sigh.")($100 bills changed again.)(Do any of her logos look off?)(Panda dolphin now exists.)(John Lennon now has purse in the backstage photos of Abbey Road)(Cailou/Caillou)(Are any of the channel names it was broadcasted on off?)(White painted Easter Island eyes.)(Likeable/Likable)(Hairless rabbits now exist.)(Jimmy Fallen/Jimmy Fallon)(The Ying Yang Gang/Ying Yang Twins)(More Billy Joel lyric changes.)(More changes to the clothing of Pebbles Flintstone, and her belly button is now exposed.)(Australian flag, and flag history keep changing.)(Did cabbits not exist.)(There are over 21 moon landings.)(Splenda, or other alternative sugars never used in certain sodas.)(The history of IIII vs. IV now says IIII has been around longer, and IV wasn't used in Roman times.)(Square, rectangular, or diamond waves now exist.)(Dark City has changed.)("When you come to shoot, shoot don't talk."/"When you have to shoot, shoot don't talk.")(Saturn's rings are dull instead of colorful.)(China has lots of fake cities, and copycats like Paris, France.)(There is a porcelain doll face in the ocean from the Titanic.)(Did Gene Simmons die on January 22, 2010 for you, or another time?)(Rory from Gilmore Girls does a report on Hillary Clinton, and not Anne Frank.)(The Offsprings/The Offspring)(Dennis Norton/Denis Norden, and did he die in the early 2000's, or another time instead of September 19, 2018?)(Heintz/Heinz)(Has the pronunciation of Caillou changed?)(Has the Galaxy High School theme song changed?)(Penske, and DHL trucks now look orange, but are yellow.)(There is a debate going on about Gatorade, and Powerade, and how one flavor is yellow, or green.)(The light green vests people wear are a color debate.)(Weird looking clocks.)(NOAA now exists.)(Vogelkop now exists.)(The streets now have puddles in the Back To The Future, and The Karate Kid movies.)("Meat is meat.", and a missing Hannibal scene.)(Color phenomenon.)(Capcom logos changed.) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Betty_Brant 6292.(Celebrity death that didn't happen.)Do you remember Rick Moranis dying?(Did Harold Ramis way before February 24, 2014?)(Anything else about Harold Ramis off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rick_Moranis https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harold_Ramis 6293.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember crows never being able to snowboard? https://blogs.scientificamerican.com/thoughtful-animal/snowboarding-crows-the-plot-thickens/ 6294.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember DMT not being a thing?(Did it not go by other names?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/N,N-Dimethyltryptamine 6295.(Band name change.)The Tramps/The Trammps(Do any of their logos look off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Trammps 6296.(Famous Actor name change.)Walter Goggins/Walton Goggins https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walton_Goggins 6297.(Celebrity death that didn't happen.)Do you remember Ben Bova dying? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Bova 6298.(Famous Politician name change.)Julia Bishop/Julie Bishop https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Julie_Bishop 6299.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the stars on the Hollywood Walk Of Fame being a different color?(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hollywood_Walk_of_Fame 6300.(Movie Scene change.)Do you remember Kevin McCallister smacking his face more than once in the aftershave scene? https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_qu4ZBCU6Fc 6301.(Music Lyrics change.)"It's been awhile."/"And it's been a while."("Since I could."/"Since I couln.")("I've seen the way the candle lights your face."/"I've seen the way the candles light your face.")(Stained/Staind)(Do any of their logos look off?) https://genius.com/Staind-its-been-awhile-lyrics 6302.(Music Lyrics change.)"There's a thousand people."/"A thousand people."(Stop Hey What's(What Is?)That Sound?/Stop Children What's That Sound?/For What It's(It Is?)(Do any of their logos look off?) https://genius.com/Buffalo-springfield-for-what-its-worth-lyrics 6303.(Spelling change.)Pulmonary Aveolus/Pulmonary Alveolus(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pulmonary_alveolus 6304.(Theme Song Lyrics change.)"Flying through the sky."/"Zooming through the sky." https://genius.com/Billy-straus-little-einsteins-theme-song-lyrics 6305.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the Spanish Sahara not being a thing?(Were the mouth, and nose closer together?)(Is the neck longer?)(Was there never snow, or palm trees in England?)(Brittany Spears/Britney Spears)(Lots of US states look off.)(McDonald's M has changed again.)(Carol King/Carole King)(All Sesame Street characters have different eyes.)(Butterflies will now eat chicken feed.)(Jammin' by Bob Marley changed again.)(The famous sailor kiss photo changed again.) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spanish_Sahara 6306.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Suriname not existing?(Did it not go by other names?)(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suriname 6307.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Nikola Tesla, and Trump not being connected? https://www.history.com/news/nikola-tesla-files-declassified-fbi 6308.(Movie name change.)Hedwig And The Angry Itch/Hedwig And The Angry Inch(Book too.)(Do any of the logos look off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hedwig_and_the_Angry_Inch_(film) 6309.(Famous Landmark name change.)House Of Hapsburg/House Of Habsburg(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/House_of_Habsburg 6310.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Eddie Murphy never having a music career?(Were all the famous songs he did done by other people?)(Anything else off?)(Did he not do a song with Michael Jackson called Whatzupwitu?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eddie_Murphy_discography https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whatzupwitu 6311.(Spelling change.)Whitch/Which(Sandwitch/Sandwhitch/Sandwhich/Sandwich) https://www.dictionary.com/browse/which https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich 6312.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these bands not existing? https://www.loudersound.com/features/the-10-greatest-obscure-metal-bands-from-the-1970s-who-should-have-been-huge 6313.(Famous Wrestler name change.)Nicolai Volkoff/Nikolai Volkoff(Other spellings?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nikolai_Volkoff 6314.(Famous Wrestler name change.)Paul Ordorff/Paul Orndorff(Other spellings?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paul_Orndorff 6315.(Company name change.)Arthur Anderson/Arthur Andersen(Price Water House Cooper's/PricewaterhouseCoopers)(Ernest & Young/Ernst & Young)(Kidder Matthews/Kidder Mathews)(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arthur_Andersen 6316.(Famous Actor name change.)Keenan Thompson/Kenan Thompson https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kenan_Thompson 6317.(Song Title change.)"If I ruled the world."/"If I rule the world."(Anything else off?)(Lauren Hill/Lauryn Hill) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/If_I_Ruled_the_World_(Imagine_That) 6318.(Famous Singer name change.)Morrisey/Morrissey(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morrissey 6319.(Music Lyrics change.)"Don't take it."/"Don't tear it."(Was it always the same?) https://genius.com/Nine-inch-nails-terrible-lie-lyrics 6320.(Music Lyrics change.)"Ain't talking 'bout love."/"Can't talking 'bout love."(Was it always the same?)(Ing to In' lyrics, and song title.)(Anything else about the lyrics, and song title off?)(Do any of their logos look off?) https://genius.com/Van-halen-aint-talkin-bout-love-lyrics 6321.(Celebrity death that didn't happen.)Do you remember Rowan Atkinson dying? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rowan_Atkinson 6322.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember "Made in China" being on something meaning everything about that product was made in China? https://www.nytimes.com/2006/02/08/business/worldbusiness/made-in-china-labels-dont-tell-whole-story.html 6323.(Celebrity death date change.)Do you remember Chet Baker dying in 1961, or 1993 instead of May 13, 1988?(Anything else off?)(Are there now missing chapters in the film The Wizard Of Oz, and lots of other stuff?)(Did Rex Reed die of AIDS(Aids?)in the 1990's?)(Anything in the A Day In The Life song off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chet_Baker 6324.(Spelling change.)Brat Worst/Bratwurst https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bratwurst 6325.(Phantom movie.)Do you remember Dumb And Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd not existing? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dumb_and_Dumberer:_When_Harry_Met_Lloyd 6326.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these Donald Trump cameos not happening?(The Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air, The Job, Suddenly Susan, Sex And The City, The Drew Carey Show, Two Weeks Notice, Spin City, The Nanny, The Associate, The Little Rascals, Zoolander, Eddie, Home Alone 2: Lost In New York, Quantum Leap, and did he not do WWE appearances?)(Did he not win the election at first?) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yosAVMB47-Y 6327.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different, or not a thing?(Sand cats, blue dye spinal cord cure, transformer owl, more changes to Mount Rushmore, the great molasses flood, sneezing marine iguanas, phantom clowns of 1981, coaxial rotors, ice discs, genetically modified 3 parent babies of the late 90's, rhesus macaques in Florida, more flag changes, twins conceived, and born at different times, sea sheep, poitou donkeys, tear drop grapes, more changes to the Statue Of Liberty, Pallas cat, Angora rabbit, Dianne Feinstein, macroevolution, Chimeron, more geography changes, more The Creation Of Adam changes, more sculpture, and painting changes, Japanese Geta, and foot binding, more changes to Shiva, Vancouver, California, Usa, Õita, China, Texas, made in USA means USA, China, made in the USA is the actual USA, Mexican grizzly bear, London beer flood, history of Hawaii.)(Video below.) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xxr9L7mjGGs 6328.(Music Lyrics change.)"You make a grown man cry."/"You make a dead man come."(Was it always the same?)(Start It Up/Start Me Up) https://genius.com/The-rolling-stones-start-me-up-lyrics 6329.(Music Lyrics change.)"To buy you things."/"To buy you thing."(Hard Day's Night/A Hard Day's Night)(Anything else off?)("Squandered my existence."/"Squandered my resistance.")(Lots of Bridge Over Troubled Waters stuff has become Bridge Over Troubled Water.)("I can't change time."/"I can't trace time.")(Do any of his logos look off?)("Stand up for your right."/"Stand up for your rights.")("Heaven is on the earth."/"Heaven is under the earth.")(Have any lyrics in Back In The U.S.S.R. by The Beatles changed?)(Anything else off?) https://genius.com/The-beatles-a-hard-days-night-lyrics https://genius.com/Simon-and-garfunkel-the-boxer-lyrics https://genius.com/David-bowie-changes-lyrics https://genius.com/Bob-marley-and-the-wailers-get-up-stand-up-lyrics https://genius.com/The-beatles-back-in-the-ussr-lyrics 6330.(Treaty name change.)Kyoto Accord/Kyoto Protocol https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kyoto_Protocol 6331.(Fictional Character name change.)Gus Frey/Gus Fring https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gus_Fring 6332.(Special name change.)Treehouse Of Terror/Treehouse Of Horror https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treehouse_of_Horror 6333.(Company name change.)Amber Crombie & Fitch/Ambercrombie & Fitch/Abercrombie & Fitch(Does the logo look off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abercrombie_%26_Fitch 6334.(Music Lyrics change.)"Make believe that you'll always have me."/"Make believe that you're always happy."(Ing to In' lyrics.) https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/godsmack/awake.html 6335.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these cities, and similar places not existing?(Santa Claus, Indiana.)(Intercourse, Pennsylvania.)(Idiotville, Oregon.)(Toad Suck, Arkansas.)(Eighty Eight, Kentucky.)(Eighty Four, Pennsylvania.)(Ding Dong, Texas.)(Cut And Shoot, Texas.)(Saint-Louis-Du-Ha!-Ha!, Québec(Quebec?), Canada.)(Hot Coffee, Mississippi.)(Knockemstiff, Ohio.)(Two Egg, Florida.)(Rabbit Hash, Kentucky.)(Cookietown, Oklahoma.)(Glen Campbell, Pennsylvania.)(Accident, Maryland.)(Big Arm, Montana.)(Chicken, Alaska.)(Coupon, Pennsylvania.)(Dogtown, Alabama.)(Embarrass, Minnesota.)(Eureka, California.)(Eureka, Kansas.)(Experiment, Georgia.)(Fertile, Iowa.)(Frankenstein, Missouri.)(Gaylordsville, Connecticut.)(Hazard, Nebraska.)(Hell, Michigan.)(Hippo, Kentucky.)(Imalone, Wisconsin.)(Kickapoo, Kansas.)(Los Baños, California.)(Marrowbone, Tennessee.)(Mexican Water, Arizona.)(Mock City, Washington.)(Money, Mississippi.)(Mosquitoville, Vermont.)(Ninety Six, South Carolina.)(Nothing, Arizona.)(Oatmeal, Texas.)(Office Hall, Virginia.)(Okay, Oklahoma.)(Paw Paw, West Virginia.)(Pee Pee, Ohio.)(Pie Town, New Mexico.)(Pigeon, Michigan.)(Protection, Kansas.)(Red Shirt, South Dakota.)(Rough And Ready, California.)(Searchlight, Nevada.)(Spread Eagle, Wisconsin.)(Tightwad, Missouri.)(Toast, North Carolina.)(Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico.)(Twig, Minnesota.)(Unalaska, Alaska.)(Uncertain, Texas.)(Virgin, Utah.)(War, West Virginia.)(Waterproof, Louisiana.)(What Cheer, Iowa.)(Whynot, North Carolina.)(Y City, Arkansas.)(Zap, North Dakota.)(Monkeys Eyebrow, Kentucky.)(Bumpass, Virginia.)(Anus, France.)(Windpassing, Austria.)(Humptulips, Washington.)(Yolo County, California.)(Boring, Oregon.)(Hooker, Oklahoma.)(Weed, California.)(Batman, Turkey.)(Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales.)(Why, Arizona.)(Dildo, Newfoundland And Labrador,(Newfoundland?)Canada.)(Lickskillet, Texas.)(Cheesequake, New Jersey.)(Nowhere Else, Australia.)(Titty Hill, England.)(Santa Claus, Georgia.)(Puke, Albania.)(Fartsville, Indiana.)(Poopsdale, Indiana.)(Cool, California.)(Beer, Devon, England.)(Disco, Tennessee.)(Fear Not, Pennsylvania.)(Rest And Be Thankful, Argyll And Butte, Scotland.)(Surprise, Arizona.)(Climax, Pennsylvania.)(Arsenic Tubs, New Mexico.)(Dismal, Tennessee.)(Double Trouble, New Jersey.)(Moron, Mongolia.)(Satan’s Kingdom, Vermont.)(Who’s Thought It, Texas.)(Cabbage Patch, California.)(Silly, Belgium.)(Sweet Lips, Tennessee.)Polkadott, Ohio.)(Punkeydoodles Corners, Ontario, Canada.)(Bread Loaf, Vermont.)(Clam, Virginia.)(Egg, Austria.)(Eek, Alaska.)(Hurt, Virginia.)(Monster, Netherlands.)(River Styx, Ohio.)(Bumble Bee, Arizona.)(Porcupine, South Dakota.)(Doghouse Junction, California.)(Bangs, Texas.)(Soda Springs, Idaho.)(Bluff, Alaska.)(Placentia, California.)(Fries, Virginia.)(Dinosaur, Colorado.)(American Fork, Utah.)(Concrete, Washington.)(Briny Breezes, Florida.)(Kill Devil Hills, North Carolina.)(Canadian, Texas.)(Superior, Wyoming.)(Atomic City, Idaho.)(Coward, South Carolina.)(Three Way, Tennessee.)(Winnebago, Minnesota.)(Last Chance, Iowa.)(Speed, North Carolina.)(Oblong, Illinois.)(Colon, Michigan.)(Pink, Michigan.)(Blue Grass, Iowa.)(Popejoy, Iowa.) http://mentalfloss.com/article/27987/15-places-strange-names-and-how-they-got-them https://thoughtcatalog.com/michael-koh/2014/01/52-weird-names-of-places-in-the-united-states-that-you-just-cant-believe-are-real/ https://www.rd.com/funny-stuff/36-funny-places-to-live-around-the-world/ https://www.babbel.com/en/magazine/the-35-weirdest-city-and-town-names-in-the-usa/ 6336.(Music Lyrics change.)"The Red Queen's lost her head."/"The Red Queen's off with her head."(Anything else off?) https://genius.com/amp/Jefferson-airplane-white-rabbit-lyrics 6337.(Phantom movie.)Do you remember The Bourne Identity from 1988 not being a thing?(The Born series/The Borne series/The Bourne series) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bourne_Identity_(1988_film) 6338.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember this viral photo being a beach, or a door?(Anything else off?) http://www.sun-sentinel.com/features/fl-reg-is-it-beach-or-door-twitter-photo-20180831-story.html 6339.(Music Lyrics change.)"She's been all around the block."/"She been all around the block."("There's been as many hands on her as the knob on a door."/"There's been many hands on her as the knob on the door.")("She will ride through the flames of Hell."/"She will walk through the flames of Hell.")(Anything else off?) http://www.metrolyrics.com/she-loves-my-cock-lyrics-jackyl.html 6340.(Music Lyrics change.)"Like a blister in the Sun."/"Like I blister in the Sun."(Do any of their logos look off?) https://genius.com/Violent-femmes-blister-in-the-sun-lyrics 6341.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the cover art for Little Nicky being different in any way?(Does the logo look off?) https://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/little_nicky/ 6342.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember it being more certain that King Arthur, and everything surrounding him actually existed? https://www.history.com/news/was-king-arthur-a-real-person 6343.(History change.)Do you remember there being way more bras burned during the women's protests than there actually were? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Miss_America_protest 6344.(Date change.)Do you remember the first air-to-air missles being made around 1930, and not as far back as 1916? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_Prieur_rocket 6345.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the company in Total Recall being called Recall Incorporated instead of Rekall Incorporated? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Total_Recall_(1990_film) 6346.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Jason Bateman, or someone else starring as the older version of Zac Efron in 17 Again instead of Matthew Perry? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/17_Again_(film) 6347.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Selena Gomez always snapping her fingers, or using her wand to make the logo appear in the Wizards Of Waverly Place theme song instead of looking in her bag?(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wizards_of_Waverly_Place 6348.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Double, Double, Toil And Trouble being about a Halloween sleepover instead of what it is now?(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double,_Double,_Toil_and_Trouble 6349.(Album Logo change.)Do you remember the kid holding a bat on the Regional At Best album cover by Twenty ØNE PILØTS?(Anything else off?)(21 Pilots?)(Do any of their logos look off?) http://twenty-one-pilots.wikia.com/wiki/Regional_at_Best 6350.(Song Title change.)What About Angels/Not About Angels(Any of the lyrics off?)(Do any of their logos look off?) https://genius.com/Birdy-not-about-angels-lyrics 6351.(Date change.)Do you remember Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius(Jimmy Neutron?)being released after The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron: Boy Genius(The Adventures Of Jimmy Neutron?)instead of before?(Any of the logos look off?)(Anything else off?)(Debby Derryberry/Debi Derryberry)(Was Debi never an acceptable spelling of Debby?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jimmy_Neutron:_Boy_Genius https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Adventures_of_Jimmy_Neutron:_Boy_Genius 6352.(Music Lyrics change.)"You think you the mob?"/"You think you mob?"("Motherfucking belts."/"Motherfucker's belt.")("We bad boy killas."/"We bad boy killa.")(Anything else off?)(Do any of any of their logos look off?)(Ing to In' lyrics.) https://genius.com/2pac-hit-em-up-lyrics 6353.(Music Lyrics change.)"She's still my lady."/"She's still my baby."(Any of the other lyrics off?)(Do any of his logos look off?) https://genius.com/Charlie-rich-behind-closed-doors-lyrics 6354.(Famous Actor name change.)Stephen Anell/Stephen Amell https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Stephen_Amell 6355.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different, or not a thing?(US flag changed again, Sphinx changed again, Vitruvian Man changed again, Mount Rushmore changed again, The Creation Of Adam changed again, The Last Supper changed again, Mary Magdalene history changed, The Thinker changed again, 10% of people have a spinal abnormality, or having a 6th vertebrae, giant otters changed again, the moon tilted, changes in the rules of wisdom teeth, human feet changed again, lots of new sea creatures, scientists turn sunlight to fuel, plant that copies other plants, pink wasn't always for girls, and blue wasn't always for boys, and FDR, and other boys around his time dressed like girls at a young age, gypsy horse, silver horse, qinling panda, 100-year-old self-playing violin, 1939 radio wave driven fax machines first patented in 1843, du temple monoplane with steam engine 29 years before the Wright Brothers, the boy with no brain that regrew brain after birth.)(Video below.) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zIRvieS8LHA 6356.(Music Lyrics change.)"The hills are filled."/"Hills are filled."("Driving down the freeway."/"Driving down your freeway.")(Ing to In' lyrics.) https://genius.com/The-doors-la-woman-lyrics 6357.(Movie name change.)Face Off/Face/Off(Other logos, and similar things used around the movie changed too.) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Face/Off Add-On: Do you remember Santa Claus having buttons on his suit?(Chris Cringle/Kris Kringle)(Other spellings?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus 6358.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the phone booth in the Bill & Ted movies saying Telephone instead of Phone? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bill_%26_Ted%27s_Excellent_Adventure 6359.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Atlantis being described as a continent instead of a city on an island?(Was there more assurance it existed?)(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlantis Add-On: Do you remember these things not being pink, or green?(Video below.) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=-ydjJQONpCU 6360.(History change.)Do you remember Benjamin Franklin only using a key in the kite experiment, and not a bottle?(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kite_experiment 6361.(Spelling change.)Qualude/Quāālude(Other spellings?)(Is the pronunciation off?)(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Methaqualone 6362.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember these things being different, or not a thing?(Risso's dolphin, pygmy killer whale, some sharks are warm-blooded partially, Sumatran rhinos, Tamaraw, Poitou donkey, Cary Grant never says "Judy. Judy. Judy.", Sgt. Joe Friday "Nothing but the facts ma'am.", or "Just the facts ma'am." is never said, and other stuff surrounding it is off, and the Dragnet logo changed, "Made up of whole cloth." is now a saying, Al Gore never says "I invented the internet.", alligators, and crocodiles used to be completely violent, lots of animals are more aggressive, and pee, and poop on themselves, and each other, and other places, elephants leak out gross stuff everywhere, Sarah Palin never says anything like "I can see Russia from my house." during the 2008 campaign, and other stuff surrounding it is off, Charles Boyer never says anything like "Come with me to the casbah." in any movie,(Does the movie cover logo look off at all?)"Badges, we don't need no stinking badges." is not the actual quote from The Treasure Of The Sierra Madre, rattlesnakes now climb trees, and disappearing from certain places, carbon dating is completely off, red heifers have already been bred, cicadas making weird sounds, and disappearing from certain places, colorful new birds, and weird new bird sounds, crows look different, plans to build third Israel(Isreal?)(Is the pronunciation off?)temple, lots of geography changes, lots more Adam's apple changes, and other body changes, hoodwinker sunfish, and there is more than one kind of sunfish, and they look off, Always On My Mind by Willie Nelson changed again, Bar Mitzvah used to be spelled, and pronounced different, more of Einstein's life has changed, more changes to tardigrade, Lazarus sign, lots more info on Nikola Tesla, and his existence is a change for some, more weird scarab beetles, more changes to Statue Of Liberty, ancient virus responsible for human conscious, water molecules found in Jupiter's Great Red Spot(Big Red Spot?), lung fish, weird nose tricks, more changes to Mount Rushmore, more changes to Shiva.) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2eyqmbCwv0E 6363.(Movie Quote change.)"That's a fact Jack."/That's the fact Jack."(Razzle Dazzle/Razzle-Dazzle) https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FOzub_ghAbM 6364.(T.V. Show name change.)Galaxy High/Galaxy High School(Is the Team Galaxy logo off?)(Kid Video/Kidd Video, and is the logo off?)(The Biscuits/The Biskitts)(The Quicky Koala Show/The Kwiky Koala Show)(Anything else off?)(Is the 6teen(16, or Sixteen logo off?) https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0229405/ 6365.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember the iconic door chase scene being popularized, and created by Scooby-Doo? https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/ScoobyDoobyDoors 6366.(Music Lyrics change.)"Hey, good looking."/"Hey hey, good looking."/"Say hey, good looking."(Ing to In' lyrics.)(Anything else off?) http://www.metrolyrics.com/hey-good-lookin-lyrics-hank-williams.html 6367.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember Isaac Hayes quitting South Park because he passed away instead of Scientology? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Isaac_Hayes 6368.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember fire hydrants being only red, yellow, and sometimes silver?(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fire_hydrant 6369.(Movie Quote change.)"I'll be your huckleberry."/"I'm your huckleberry." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OWNspU_yE 6370.(Restaurant name change.)Romano's Macaroni And Grill/Romano's Macaroni Grill(Was it something else?)(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Romano's_Macaroni_Grill 6371.(Music Lyrics change.)"They wrote you."/"I wrote you." https://genius.com/System-of-a-down-lost-in-hollywood-lyrics 6372.(Fictional Character appearance change.)Do you remember Freddy Krueger always having a red, and green sweater instead of red, and black, or dark gray?(Anything else off?) https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Freddy_Krueger 6373.(Can't think of a title.)Do you remember this game only as Bean Bag Toss, and nothing else, and were they only known as bean bags? https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cornhole submitted by /u/iminterestingplease to r/Retconned [link] [comments]