Outfit Primavera 2026 Casual

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I noticed that all the hip young women at my work are all wearing midi dresses this spring, no more knee-length dresses anywhere, and hardly a maxi. Same thing at a fancy cocktail attire wedding I went to - all the hip young "hot" girls were wearing midi length slinky slip dresses with a slit, whereas in the past at such an event I'd have seen more mini dresses. And of course for casual wear - wide leg pants or jeans with a boxy white tee or something with some minimal sneakers. A tiered flowy white cotton skirt for casual/dressy. Those seem to be the "uniforms" I'm seeing all the people in my life at work, among friends, family, on the street, etc., who are the type of people who always look put together and fashionable. It's weird that I haven't seen midi length very highlighted in any 2026 spring/summer content I've been looking for. I'm so sick of videos and articles and stuff that just look like they are rehashing fashion shows. I like content that feels like a cool older sister is showing you her actual closet. I like Anna Reid the best for this - she tries the stuff on how she would actually wear it out in the world, shows a bunch of street style pics in the real world, shows of a bunch of outfits relatively quickly, but the Youtube videos are long enough to enjoy, etc. I wish I could find more content like hers. What are you seeing the "cool girls" in your life or on the street wearing for spring? submitted by /u/IncognitoResearch111 to r/femalefashionadvice [link] [comments]

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Grabe, “maganda” or “magaling” feels like an understatement for what BINI did at Coachella 2026. Hindi naman ako fan, just a casual viewer, and to be honest, before this, hindi ko sila masyado bet, especially yung styling nila before, parang parang pinag tagpi-tagping random tela. Pero ngayon, ibang level na. Ang ganda ng outfits nila here, sobrang bagay sa performance and sa stage. You can really see the upgrade. At first, clips lang sa TikTok while scrolling, tapos nabitin ako so I watched their full set on Coachella’s YouTube. I was on a 3-hour trip and buong byahe sila lang pinapanood ko. Then toward the end, when they did a new version of the Pantropiko dance step, I actually teared up. Sobrang performance level. Walang tapon. No missed steps, no drop in energy. Mic is on. Ramdam mo na give na give silang lahat. Kung pwede lang tumayo sa bus, I would’ve given them a standing ovation, and a slow clap. You don’t really have to be a fan to appreciate it, you just have to watch it pala talaga. Nakakatuwa. Nakakaproud. Thank you for showing that you’re worthy to be called as 1st Filipino group to perform in Coachella.🩷 Way to go, BINI. Thank you for this kind of joy.🌸 Additional: Parang favorite ng camera si Maloi, may moments na parang fan cam na siya. Then second si Mikha. Edit: you may watch sa youtube ng Coachella. 4:59 mo start time. https://www.youtube.com/live/HJVG2Ck3uuk?si=BwI5UXouHF79PusK (Sorry I just have to repost this here para lang ma share how proud i am. Dinelete ng Chika ph mod sa [r/chika](r/chika) :( submitted by /u/LexAndLipgloss to r/Philippines [link] [comments]

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I am NOT OOP, OOP is u/footballfriends1 Originally posted to r/relationship_advice My husband (33M) wants me (33F) to dress more revealing Trigger Warnings: internalized misogyny and body image issues Original Post: February 27, 2026 Husband and I have been together 15 years and throughout our relationship I have been a conservatively dressed frumpier woman. My clothes look good on me but it's a lot of looser fits, high necklines, sweaters, etc. I am also the mom of a toddler. Recently my husband and I went shopping with my younger sisters, who are in their mid 20s and are skinny and single. They bought stuff that suited their lifestyle. Short skirts, low necks, flashy, etc. It all looked great on them. My husband kept encouraging me to try on that kind of stuff and I politely declined. Later he told me that he would love it if I showed more skin, at least at home if not out and about. We live in the Midwest and I am cold about 9 months of the year, so I am always completely covered and wrapped in a blanket to boot. I laughed this off thinking he was just being silly. But he was very serious. We don't have the greatest sex life, being together so long and having a toddler, but it's not terrible and I do take off my clothes at that time, just not every day. I told him that scandalous clothes simply don't fit my lifestyle, but he keeps insisting I try it. I am a larger woman and the clothes he admires simply would not work for me. I'm wondering if I should just ignore his request or have another talk with him? Compromise somehow? What's the best way forward? *Tl;Dr husband wants middle aged wife to dress more revealing. Wife is uncomfortable* Editor's note: please note that many of OOP's responses were downvoted, but they provide more details Relevant Comments Commenter 1: That's really, really sad. Perhaps you need to reevaluate some things and invest in mental health support. OOP: I like my life. It's just tiring, and being tired makes me feel middle aged. It's not deeper than that. Commenter 2: Of course it’s deeper than that. No 33 year-old describes themselves as middle aged. Your husband sees a problem and is trying to get his young, sexy wife back. OOP: This is the thing. I have always dressed and looked this way. He's never had a "young, sexy wife". he's had a more elegant, casual, conservatively dressed wife. Commenter 3: you called yourself frumpy and always wrapped in a blanket, that’s not elegantly casual. OOP: lol, I guess my work/leaving the house attire is different from home attire. I'm cold! I have to stay warm in the house! It's either blankets, sweat suits, or a very thick robe. Commenter 4: Are you leaving the house often? Is your LO in day care or are you mostly at home taking care of them? OOP: We both work. I have hobbies that involve me leaving the house as well. Commenter 5: Do you and your husband go on date nights where you dress up? You don't need to dress in a way that's antithetical to your style or comfort, but it sounds like he may be expressing some desire for less frumpy middle-aged bundle mode and a bit more wife mode. How would he characterize your sex life? "Not great but not terrible" isn't exactly a ringing endorsement in the first place, but I suspect he might lean more towards terrible than great in his own estimation. Being parents of a toddler is hard, and that's why it's extra important to make sure you're nurturing the relationship as well, not just the parent side of things. That includes intimacy. Sounds like you two need to have an honest talk about your "not great" sex life and how to work on feeling more physically connected. And yeah, that might occasionally mean turning up the thermostat a bit and putting away the sweats. OOP: Dress up dates, not often, but when we go I have nice modest clothing that I wear. Our sex life is not great. His sex drive is lower than mine. I've gotten used to it Commenter 6: I think self-describing yourself as a "conservatively dressed frumpier woman" makes your husband's request sound a lot more reasonable to me. Leave the toddler out of it. You've been together for 15 years and only a had a toddler for maybe three years. That's roughly 12 years of being frumpy. No wonder your sex life suffers. Your husband wants you to be sexier, but you've basically given up. Certainly there is some middle ground between what you consider "scandalous" and "frumpy." There has to be a way that you can show off a little for your husband and still feel comfortable. OOP: I feel that he knows how I dress. It's been consistent for years. Why change now, especially now that I'm running around a toddler and am definitely older. I want to appease him but showing skin isn't practical in the winter, and tight outfits show off the postpartum body in ways I don't like. I don't know how to honor his request and feel comfortable OOP needs to get therapy to deal with her unresolved issues that she has OOP: I have been to therapy and have focused a lot on decentering my looks and the pressure to be sexy. Embracing the things I do like about myself and leaving behind what I don't. Commenter 7: 33 isn’t middle aged! Why not buy some sexy lingerie for his eyes only instead and be proactive about wearing it to bed and initiating? OOP: He doesn't like lingerie, it puts pressure on him and feels like trying too hard. He wants "casually sexy clothing". Commenter 7: Well do you like lingerie? Could that be your compromise? At least a sexy bra or something you could start by wearing under your clothes. Personally I won’t be interested in sex if I don’t feel sexy. I understand you don’t want to wear different clothes but tbh I don’t see the harm in trying something that could potentially help you feel better about yourself or feel more sexy and maybe help your sex life. And if you try it and don’t like then oh well at least you tried. I might be wrong but your post reads as if you don’t have a lot of self-confidence. The sexiest thing a woman can wear is confidence! Also I don’t think anyone would consider 33 Middle Aged that’s just madness. OOP: I don't personally like lingerie. I have a hard to find bra size so my three bras are aggressively practical. I feel pretty good about myself in the clothes I wear! I love clothes and thrive in looser fitting, colorful yet conservative wear.   Update: March 30, 2026 (one month later) Update: my husband (33M) wants me (33F) to dress more revealing I posted a little while ago about this dilemma. My husband wants me to start showing cleavage and leg while we're around the house. I have always dressed conservatively and now that I have a toddler, this feels even more impractical. So, a few days after posting, I humored him by taking him shopping. I asked him to pick out stuff that he wanted me to wear, and agreed to try them on in the dressing room. He picked out all the expected stuff. Lace camis, deep necklines. Even a few pairs of shorts and one of those ridiculous bloomer things. I tried them all on and then showed him how difficult each one would be. This top while bending to pick up toys. These shorts while changing diapers. How everything rides up and slips and would require constant adjustment. After a while of this, he backed off. Apologized. Agreed he would not ask for any of that again. Unfortunately, it appears he might have developed some kind of Madonna complex. We have not had sex since that day. He does not find my current persona sexually appealing anymore. He's dissatisfied with us having sex with the lights off, even though that's how we've always done it. So we're at a bit of a stalemate now. Is there a way we can reach a compromise that allows me to be comfortable and him to have some level of arousal? Or do we stick to the status quo? Editor's note: OOP made lots of responses, I am listing top common questions and responses Relevant Comments Commenter 1: Why not try to find a special outfit for “occasions”? I saw in your other post you keep saying you’re middle aged at 33… I’m 40 and refuse to use those words. Are you feeling ok? OOP: I am a tired mom. I've felt middle aged for a while. I feel ok but I also take antidepressants and have for many years Commenter 2: How much mental load does your husband take on? OOP: The majority. He's a great parent Commenter 3: You did not “humor” him. That implies giving things a genuine shot in good faith. It seems that your intention was to school him and show why what he wants is wrong, and to make him feel your pain. It seems to me that instead of fixating on sexy clothing as a proxy issue, you two should seek couples counseling with the aim of generally improving your sex life and communication around sex. Is this something each of you is open to? OOP: You're right. I was hurt and acted out of anger. I felt like he was asking for something so impractical and selfish that my feelings were hurt OOP on her physical shape OOP: I am a larger woman with a lot of lumps and bumps, lol. I prefer conservative items that cover my body. Commenter 4: Question - do you like your body? Do you find your body attractive and sexy aside from your husband's desire? Do you see your body as more than what it did - bear a child? Your personal style is one thing, but you seem to describe your body in a negative way and highlight what you perceive as flaws. I think this is especially common for women after pregnancy. If you don't like your body it doesn't really matter what you wear. You'll never feel comfortable because it's not about the clothes, it's about your self-image. I could be wrong, but it seems like the other things are symptoms of a much deeper root. I'd try working on that while talking with your husband. My guess is it never really occurred to him and so his request has triggered a subconscious or unspoken insecurity. OOP: I do not. I have never liked my body. Therapy has helped me see my body as a tool rather than an aesthetic thing. I focus on what it can do rather than what it looks like. I cover what displeases me and focus on what I like. I have always dressed and acted this way, even pre motherhood Commenter 5: Reading this post and then your comments about your own body is making me wonder if this is a you issue instead. You seem to be very adverse to showing off your body. Were you like this before the baby, or has pregnancy ruined your self-image? Either way, recommend some soul searching. Clearly, your husband loves you (even if his attempts to show it are misguided). You need to love you, too. OOP: I have always been this way Commenter 6: I’m curious how he dresses and if it’s appealing to you. Because most of the guys who requested I wear specific items of clothing did not dress to a standard I found appealing. OOP: He wears what he likes. I've never been invested in his looks or clothing OOP on her family OOP We both work outside the home. He is a fantastic parent and partner. Our child is around 18 months.   ----NEW UPDATE---- DISCLAIMER: OOP HAS UPDATED AFTER THE BoRU WAS POSTED SO PER RULES UPDATE IS INCLUDED I (33F) am trying to improve my intimate life with my husband (33M) and am struggling?: April 7, 2026 (one week later) I can't officially update per subreddit rules but I posted here a bit over a week ago about my husband wanting me to wear shorts/tanks/etc around the house and me disliking my body and wanting to cover up as much as possible. Well, my husband saw the posts and we talked about it. I have made inquiries about finding a new therapist and so that is in the works. We planned to try intimacy with a lamp on so he could see me a little. My husband was very loving and encouraging. He agreed to put the request for new wardrobe on hold while I pull myself together. And then stuff got worse. I am a hobbyist writer attempting to get a novel published (I write every day from 4 to 7 AM, it is the thing I love most in life). After two failed novels my agent officially dropped me. Now I don't just feel middle aged. I feel old and dried up and so defeated. All I have ever wanted to do is be a writer and now I'm even further than ever before. It's like, I'm not beautiful or successful or smart but I can write...now I don't even have that. So yeah. At an absolute low point. My question is, how can I take care of my marriage and my family and myself in this state? I feel like I can't lean on him because he's going through his own stuff and I don't really have anyone else to turn to either. I've kind of lost all my friends these past few years, mostly due to jealousy about everyone else's successes. My own fault. It's all my own fault.   DO NOT COMMENT IN LINKED POSTS OR MESSAGE OOPs – BoRU Rule #7 THIS IS A REPOST SUB - I AM NOT OOP submitted by /u/Choice_Evidence1983 to r/BestofRedditorUpdates [link] [comments]

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I am not the OOP. The OOP is u/Feisty-Ad276 posting in r/tifu Concluded as per OOP 2 updates - Long Original - 12th July 2025 Update1 - 14th July 2025 Update2 - 7th March 2026 TIFU by dressing up for my proposal I (26F) have been with my boyfriend ‘Tom’ (29M) for 6 years, we have lived together for 2 years and have 2 cats but we’re not engaged. I have never pushed him to propose because I am very comfortable in the life we have created and always assumed when he was ready then he will pop the question. Last week I was told by one of his friends to ‘expect something nice’ for our anniversary. She told me I should get my hair and nails done ‘just because I should look nice for my surprise.’ Which I rightly assumed was a proposal. On the weekend, I went shopping with one of my friends and bought a new outfit and got my nails done ready for our weekend away, I was telling her how I think I’m getting engaged and how excited I was to spend the rest of my life with Tom. Last night Tom and I go to leave for dinner from the hotel and I get in my new outfit and spend hours getting ready. When I come out and tell him I am ready he asks if I ‘can actually look nice for once because tonight was special’ I asked him what he meant and he said to me that I always underdress or dress like I’m going to a club when we go to nice places and that I embarrass him. We got in a fight and I ended up walking out and not going to the dinner he had planned to propose to me and I went to my parents house because I was upset. He text me a few hours after I left and asked when I was coming back because he had plans and wanted to know if I picked up a nice outfit for tonight, when I told him I wasn’t coming back he got very angry and said that he was just trying to help me because I would actually want to look nice for today. When I told him I didn’t appreciate him saying that I don’t look nice when I had spent so long getting ready he didn’t understand and said he wanted one night where I looked nice and put effort in. I ended up hanging up on him and haven’t spoken to him since yesterday and his friends have been messaging me asking how the proposal went and I haven’t responded to anybody. He also hasn’t reached out since last night and I don’t know what’s happening now. My friends tell me I’ve done the right thing and that we need to talk about where we go from here. I love him so much but I don’t know that I can look at him the same after finding out how he truly feels about how I look. Have I overreacted or have I fucked up? TLDR: BF was going to propose but told me to actually look nice for once, I stormed out and haven’t spoken to him since last night EDIT TO ADD: We were having a staycation 30 minutes from home to go to the Italian restaurant where he asked me to be his girlfriend 6 years ago, it’s not a fancy or expensive restaurant but it’s our favourite. He was wearing black jeans and a button up short sleeve shirt, I was wearing a floral knee length dress. Dinner was booked for 7pm and we were leaving the hotel room at 5pm to go for a walk/drinks beforehand. The dress may not be ‘fancy’ or ‘dressed up’ for most people but it’s the nicest dress I now own and is dressed up for my style Comments Echeveria1987 Not over acting. Has he expressed these feelings before? Do you know what he means by “nice”? I’m assuming you didn’t get a clubbing outfit but I don’t know. It’s definitely something that needs to be discussed, and you should express rationally that you DID put in effort and feel hurt by what he said OOP: I wore an knee length white floral dress to go to dinner, he’s said before he wished that my style was ‘classier’ which I tried for this dinner But never said specifically that he doesn’t like what I wear OOP: Hi sorry, I didn’t realise so many people would want to know what I was wearing, I don’t have a photo of me in the dress but I bought and was wearing this which I thought was beautiful? dress cuavas That's a classic casual summer dress. That's not dressed for clubbing. I wouldn't have a problem with it. It really sounds like he was a jerk about it. JazzVacuum Didn't fuck up. 6 years in is a little late to complain about how you dress, especially in such a stupid rude way. You leaving angry and him asking if you went to pick up something nice is an even bigger red flag. Obviously doesn't know how much effort you put in and doesn't appreciate it. I would talk it out since you've been together so long and you seem to care for him but you dress for you, not him and he needs to realize that. Update - 2 days later Hi everybody, Very sorry for going MIA for the past few days. It’s been a lot since my original post. I ended up speaking to my boyfriend the day after everything went wrong and I went to sleep at my parents house, basically he apologised for everything he said and that he was incredibly stressed over proposing and everything bubbled to the surface. I told him this wasn’t good enough and while I appreciated him apologising, I didn’t accept it and I felt I deserved better than that. To paraphrase a very long conversation, the proposal is off the table for now. But neither of us are prepared to throw away a six year relationship over this. For more context we met at a rave, and do continue to go to raves as it’s something we enjoy to do together which is why I normally dress like we’re going ‘clubbing’ I feel like posting on Reddit opened my eyes to a side of our relationship that I had tried to close off. While I do love him, there are things in our relationship that I’m not happy with, and things that he’s not happy with either that we have both compromised on that we’re not sure are compatible in the long-term. I’m going to stay at my parents for awhile, while he goes back to the house that we own together and we are spending time together, but also apart trying to rebuild what we have. I have shown him the Reddit post that I made and he agreed that his comments weren’t about the dress but about the moment. We are both committed to each other and this relationship wherever that leads but with new expectations and reservations towards each other. There are things we both could’ve done differently which we acknowledge and at this point I’m just trying to see what the future looks like for us, if romantically or not. Thank you so much to everybody who was genuinely helpful, you have no idea how much I needed it at the time and now. TLDR: had a very hard conversation with my boyfriend about the comments made about me and we are seeing what the future holds while also spending time apart Comments Notherbastard The hardest conversation now will still be easier than a divorce in 5 years. Good luck to you both. Don't give up! Valiant_Strawberry Idk I’m not as optimistic about this update as yall seem to be. You were walking out the door for him to propose to you and instead of focusing on hoping you say yes, how excited he is to spend his life with you, how much he loves and adores everything about you; he chose to focus on how much he hates the way you dress. I was so stressed before my wedding that I vomited every morning for a week from nerves and still managed not to say anything cruel or nasty to my now husband. You really wanna be with somebody who defaults to being cruel to you (on what he intended to be one of the most important days of your life) because he’s a little stressed? What happens in six years when your toddler has been screaming in his ear for two hours and shows no sign of stopping? Going even farther, you have a goth teenage daughter who wants to wear black to an event where he doesn’t find that appropriate, is he going to call her names and belittle her for her clothing choices the way he just did you? Do whatever works for you, but I’d be incompatible with someone whose response to stress was to belittle me and try to make me feel like shit for totally normal reasonable actions/choices. Update - 8 months later Hi Reddit! A lot has happened since my original post last July I’m not hopeful a lot of people remember me but I wanted to update to let you know what’s happened since then! (This is going to be long sorry) So I broke up with my boyfriend of 6 years ‘Tom’ after all this happened because you all gave me the reality check I needed to leave him after this whole shitshow unfolded. We went no contact and it was the hardest thing I’ve ever experienced in figuring out how to live without being with him (don’t worry I had the cats) and I truly only made it through with the support of friends and family showing up in ways that I never imagined. I’ve never been so broken but so loved at the same time. On the 24th of October (3 months post breakup) I got a call from his mother that he had been taken to hospital by ambulance 2 days prior after having a seizure at work and he was asking for me. I let her know I appreciated the update but I was living 3 hours away from where they were and wouldn’t be dropping everything to see him right now but that I hoped he was okay. She then told me he had a (benign) tumor in his frontal lobe which was discovered after he was brought in which was being removed in emergency surgery and that I should be there for him. I told her no. On December 17th Tom turned up to my house (I was living with my family) and was refusing to leave until I saw him. I went out the front and he explained that he wasn’t himself in July and that the tumour had been affecting his decision making/emotional regulation and to please just give him a chance. So we went for dinner that night. And I fell in love with him all over again. He was exactly the man I had loved all these years and there was no hint of the man who belittled me over a $300 dress while he wore a $40 button up and jeans. But that one night didn’t change everything for me, we still weren’t together but now we weren’t no contact. We started texting, and then calling almost daily and it was like nothing had happened when we spoke. He had kept asking me to come home to him and I said no every time… almost. I went ‘home’ to him on February 6th under the guise of getting the last of my things and to say goodbye to the house I called home for so long, but a few days being back home I realised I didn’t want to leave and that I wanted to try again. I stayed there for the weekend and on the 8th when I went to leave I kissed him, and then some 👀 We started dating again, and everything has been wonderful. His health is going well and he is exactly the man I knew before. He tells me I’m the most beautiful woman when I’m in my sweats on the couch, he packs me lunch for work, he takes me out to dinner ‘just to show the world how lucky he is’. He’s the love of my life and last weekend I officially moved back into our house. Last night he took me to our old favourite Italian restaurant and asked me if I would marry him, I said yes. I was wearing dirty jeans and a sweater and he was in his sweats and a t shirt. It. Was. Perfect. So basically love is real and I’m getting married. Sorry reddit I know this probably isn’t the update you wanted, but we’re happy now and hopefully this is my last update! Love you all x TLDR: I broke up with my boyfriend, went no contact and moved away, he had a brain tumour removed then he spent 4 months trying to get me back. He showed up at my door, we start dating again and got engaged yesterday Comments MistressLyda "Trust, but verify." A friend of mine did go through a damn similar situation a while ago. I would, strongly, suggest you talk with his doctor. Wrap it in concern if needed, that you want to know how it impacts his life in the future, and if it can come back. I do genuinely hope this story is real though. OOP: Thank you so much for this, I’m going to call on Monday to see when I can organise a chat with his doctor cheesypuzzas Have you talked to his doctor? I wouldve wanted to find out of it was really the tumor changing his personality or if it's just the regret but he still feels the same way. OOP: I haven’t actually… maybe I’ll call on Monday AdjectiveMcNoun You can't just call up his doctor. They can't talk to you about someone else's medical condition without written consent. You can ask your boyfriend to take you to you to the doctor and have him explain everything because you want to know more. bulkhulk Dosent he have a nice scar that you could verify it by? OOP: He absolutely does! And I’ve seen the photos from post op but I never got confirmation about the personality changes Raganox Look, people here have no idea what they are talking about. The doctor won’t tell you anything bcs that would be extremely illegal, best you can do is ask him to get a copy of his medical records to show you. Paints you in a non trusting light so that’s up to you to decide. If you have seen a scar and post op photos he probably is not faking the tumor. The impact of brain tumors is a guessing game too, the location can be a clue but how it affects us and to what degree, that no one can tell you for absolute certain. But the frontal lobe does affect personality expression and seizures are the most common debut symptom for brain tumors so thats that OOP: I definitely don’t think he’s faking the tumour, but maybe I’ll ask to see the medical reports just for peace of mind. I don’t think he would have a problem with showing me either I am not the OOP. Please do not harass the OOP. Please remember the No Brigading Rule and to be civil in the comments submitted by /u/SharkEva to r/BORUpdates [link] [comments]

Hey all! Kinga here, back with this week's list. The forecast is predicting rain this week, so I included a bunch of indoor, weatherproof events to give you lots of options in case rainboots don’t go with your outfit (or your weekend plans). Fortunately, the first week of the month is full of museum & gallery events, so might not need to whip those umbrellas out just yet. Also, this week kicks off Women’s History Month, so I was sure to highlight some events hosted by women-owned small businesses. International Women’s Day is on Sunday March 8th, with tons of events celebrating women planned for this week and weekend. Also, the Boston Wine Expo is this weekend and already sold out 😭... but I've got an inside tip on free tickets. Details below! 🎉 My newsletter has officially launched! I'll keep posting here on Reddit every week, but subscribers get the list first. If you want to always be the first to know, sign up here. TL;DR 🍷 Inside Tip: Free tickets to the Boston Wine Expo (sold out everywhere else) 🏹 Most Unique IWD Event: Women's Archery Tournament at Archery Games Boston (Sunday 2–5pm, $40, all skill levels) 🤠 Best Show of the Weekend: Charley Crockett at The Roadrunner (Sunday, doors 7pm) 🎸 Hidden Gem: The Greyboy Allstars at The Sinclair (Friday, ~18 tickets left) 🍫 Best Free Daytime Plan: Taste of Chocolate Festival in Harvard Square (Saturday, 1–3:30pm) 💃 Friday Night Museum Pick: MFA First Fridays (Friday, 6–9pm, Women's History Month theme) Thursday 3/5 📸 Free First Thursday at the Gardner Museum Fenway | Free | 3–9pm | This month's theme is "Persona." Dress up, get photographed by award-winning Boston photographers, and explore the new Persona: Photography and the Re-Imagined Self exhibition. The Gardner is one of the most beautiful buildings in the city and free night here is genuinely special. Easy Thursday plan. 🖼️ ICA Free Thursday Night Seaport | Free | 5–9pm | Museums after dark are so fun. Wander the galleries, soak up waterfront views. FYI: This is the last weekend to see the An Indigenous Present exhibition, which closes Sunday March 8th. If you've been meaning to go, now's the time. 🍷 La Dolce Primavera @ BRIX Wine Shop South End | Free | 5–7pm | A women-owned neighborhood wine shop pours a bright, springy lineup featuring Ethica Wines. Think Italian bottles that feel like the first warm day after winter. Aurora Gurrado pours and breaks it down. Show up, taste a few, leave educated. Pro Tip: A similar tasting is also happening at their Financial District location. 🎻 BSO: Herbert Blomstedt Conducts All-Brahms Back Bay | $30+ | 7:30pm | 98-year-old legendary conductor on the podium at Symphony Hall. Brahms' 4th Symphony plus choral works with the Tanglewood Festival Chorus. Worth mentioning just because 98 years old. This program also runs Friday (1:30pm) and Saturday (8pm) if Thursday doesn't work. Friday 3/6 🎶 Music 🎷 The Greyboy Allstars at The Sinclair Harvard Square | $112+ | Doors 7:30pm, Show 8:30pm | HIDDEN GEM, only ~18 tickets left. Karl Denson (the guy who plays sax for the Rolling Stones) with his legendary San Diego jazz-funk band in a 525-person room. If you know, you know. If you don't, trust me on this one. 🌊 Puma Blue at Crystal Ballroom Somerville Theatre | Ticketed | 8pm | South London falsetto lo-fi jazz in one of the most gorgeous intimate rooms in the city. Salami Rose Joe Louis opens. A very specific vibe, perfect for a date night if you want something that feels like a discovery. 🎸 Aterciopelados at Paradise Rock Club Allston | Ticketed | 7pm | 18+ | Colombian alt-rock legends with 30+ years and a rare Boston appearance. If you know their catalog this is a no-brainer. If you don't, this is the kind of show where you leave a fan. 🌈 Rainbow Kitten Surprise at MGM Music Hall Fenway | Ticketed | 8pm | "bones" North American Tour, Common People opens. If you already have tickets, great weekend for it. 🎨 Art & Culture 🖼️ MFA First Fridays Fenway | Free for members / $27 | 6–9pm | 21+ | A proper museum night out with a Women's History Month theme. DJ set, art-making, and full gallery access. This is the move if you want something that feels elevated but not stuffy. 🎬 ICA First Fridays: R&B Night with SILK Seaport | Ticketed | 6–10pm | Dancing + museum energy in one night. If the MFA is sold out or you want something with more of a party vibe, this is it. 🖼️ SoWa First Friday South End | Free | 5–9pm | 80+ artist studios open, galleries, small shops, free wine at some studios. 450 Harrison Ave. Easy neighborhood wander. Saturday 3/7 🏆 The Big Ones 🍷 Boston Wine Expo Back Bay | Sold out, but free tickets available | Sessions: 1:30–3:30pm & 4:30–6:30pm | New England's largest wine event with 100+ wineries from Sicily, South Africa, Bordeaux, the Rhône, Georgia, Israel, Australia, and more. The main listing is sold out, but Burgundy Wine (one of the exhibitors) is giving away complimentary grand tasting tickets at burgundywine.com/boston-wine-expo. First come, first served, limited quantity. Same floor access as the paid ticket: signature wine glass, free pours, light bites, winemakers in the room. The master classes ($43–$68) are separate add-on tickets not included in either the free or paid grand tasting ticket. Check the site before you assume it's gone. 🍫 18th Annual Taste of Chocolate Festival Harvard Square | Free | 1–2pm tasting + outdoor chocolate party until 3:30pm | Rescheduled from the January blizzard, this is finally happening. Free samples from El Jefe's, Van Leeuwen, Amorino, Cardullo's, and more right on Brattle Street. Perfect excuse to spend a Saturday afternoon in Harvard Square. 🎉 Going Out 🎸 Vendredi sur Mer at The Sinclair Harvard Square | $38+ | Doors 7pm, Show 8pm | All Ages | French artist making hazy, melancholic indie pop with dark lyrics, gorgeous melodies, and very late-night-in-Paris energy. The Sinclair is the perfect room for this. Great date night pick. 🎨 IWD + Culture 🥃 No Man's Hands Whiskey Party Everett | Free | Women and non-binary whiskey makers, country music, western theme. One of the most fun IWD events on the list. You don't have to be a whiskey person to enjoy it, but you will leave one. 🎂 International Women's Day Cake and Sip Roxbury | $55.20 | 3–5pm | Cake decorating class celebrating IWD. A very specific, very fun afternoon activity. Pro Tip: Good one to bring a friend to. 🎧 IWD Brunch & Beats @ Vester Kendall Square | $28.52 | 1–3pm | Brunch meet-up energy with a DJ soundtrack. Casual, social, and a very easy "bring a friend or come solo" plan. 🕯️ Soy Candle Making Workshop South End | $45 | 10am–12pm | Make a 100% soy candle, learn fragrance blending, and leave with a finished product. They do trivia and prizes while the candles cure, which is a cute touch. FYI: This workshop runs on multiple dates if this Saturday doesn't work. 🎶 Music + Dance 🦁 Gund Kwok Lion Dance Charlestown | Free | Noon | Boston's own all-women Asian arts organization performs their lion dance through Charlestown. A beautiful way to keep the Lunar New Year energy going if you missed the Chinatown parade last weekend. ☘️ St. Paddy's Day Party Part One @ Dorchester Brewing Dorchester | Free | 11:30am | The earliest possible start to St. Patrick's Day season. Dorchester Brewing does this right. It's a genuine neighborhood party, not a tourist situation. Good beer, Irish music, easy Saturday morning plan. ⏰ Last Chance 🖼️ A Él Mismo at Mills Gallery South End | Free | Closes today (3/7) | Christian Hernán de Restrepo's exhibition imagining a Latin America never colonized by Spain. Last day, so if you're in the South End for anything else today, walk over. 🍽️ Dine Out Boston, LAST DAY | Through today (3/7) | ~200 restaurants, prix fixe lunch ($27–$36) and dinner ($38–$55). If you've been putting it off, tonight is your last chance. Browse restaurants here. Sunday 3/8 🌸 International Women's Day 🏆 Top Picks 🍷 Boston Wine Expo, Day 2 | Same deal as yesterday. Free tickets available at burgundywine.com/boston-wine-expo. Sessions 1:30–3:30pm & 4:30–6:30pm. 🤠 Charley Crockett + Drayton Farley at The Roadrunner Brighton | $82+ | Doors 7pm, Show 8pm | All Ages | Texas country-blues singer-songwriter on his "Age of the Ram" tour. Crockett released two albums in 2025 and has built his reputation the hard way: 250 shows in a year, 12 albums in 7 years, a life story that sounds like one of his songs. He's playing the big rooms now but the Roadrunner is still personal enough to feel special. If you like Americana and haven't caught him live yet, this is the one. Wear boots. 🏹 Women's Tournament @ Archery Games Boston Chelsea | $40 | 2–5pm | Combat archery tournament for women and non-binary individuals to celebrate IWD. No experience required, all equipment provided, teams are balanced for a fun and fair game. They're also raising money for La Colaborativa, a local women-led charity, which makes this one feel genuinely meaningful beyond just a fun activity. Free parking on site, 10 minutes from TD Garden. Easily the most unique IWD event on this list, and the only one where you shoot things. 🌸 IWD Events ✊ International Women's Day March Downtown | Free | 12-3pm | Starting at Boston Common in front of the State House, marching through the city. Come support! 🛍️ "The Power of She" Vendor Stroll @ Liberty Hotel Beacon Hill | Free | 11am–4pm | Curated shopping experience celebrating female entrepreneurs and makers, with a complimentary wine tasting for guests. Pro Tip: Grab brunch in Beacon Hill before and walk over. The forecast looks promising (ish)! 🎶 Cherish the Ladies at City Winery North End | $30–$42 | 7:30pm | Grammy-nominated Irish-American supergroup that formed in 1985 specifically to celebrate women in what had been a male-dominated Celtic music scene. On IWD, this one just makes sense. FYI: Two-item per person purchase minimum at this event. 🫖 Making Our Legacy Matter: Our Bodies Ourselves Tea Party Downtown | Sliding scale (free for students) | 2–4:30pm | A feminist tea party honoring IWD and the legacy of Our Bodies Ourselves, with speakers including OBOS co-founder Judy Norsigian. Niche but genuinely meaningful if this is your world. 🛍️ Sunday Hangs 🛍️ SoWa Vintage Market South End | Free | 11am–4pm | Open studios, galleries, and maker shopping. My perfect Sunday, great rain or shine. 🎡 Frostival Ferris Wheel on the Greenway, FINAL WEEKEND Seaport | $4 | 75 feet tall, open-air cabins, sweeping skyline views. Last chance, it's gone after this weekend. 🆕 New + Ongoing 🏌️ Swingers Back Bay at 777 Boylston St. Just opened 2/20. Two indoor 9-hole crazy golf courses, retro arcade, Emmy Squared Pizza (first MA location), craft cocktails. 21,000 sq ft, 21+. From $25. Weekdays 3pm–late, weekends 11:30am. 🍝 Bambola! Seaport at 225 Northern Ave. Glamorous Italian supper club with a Roman chef, Murano chandeliers, and hand-rolled bucatini carbonara. The Girl Next Door cocktail bar is right next door. Worth a reservation. 🤖 ThotBot Implantation Center @ Bow Market in Somerville. $26.69, through 3/31. Cyberpunk immersive theater for 14 people per night. Very niche, very cool. All Weekend 🎨 WINTERACTIVE | Free | Through March 29 | Googly eyes on buildings, glowing see-saws, 18 art installations scattered through downtown. 30 minutes and 1.25 miles for the full trail, open 24/7. 🏛️ Sistine Chapel Exhibition | Ticketed | Through May 10 | Life-size reproductions of the Sistine Chapel ceiling, feet away. Worth it if you haven't been. 📖 BPL: Revolution! 250 Years of Art & Activism Copley Square | Free | Through April 21 | If you're near Copley for anything this weekend, walk in. 🎉 Enjoying the list? 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Hey all! Kinga here, back with this week's list. The forecast is predicting rain this week, so I included a bunch of indoor, weatherproof events to give you lots of options in case rainboots don’t go with your outfit (or your weekend plans). Fortunately, the first week of the month is full of museum & gallery events, so might not need to whip those umbrellas out just yet. Also, this week kicks off Women’s History Month, so I was sure to highlight some events hosted by women-owned small businesses. International Women’s Day is on Sunday March 8th, with tons of events celebrating women planned for this week and weekend. Also, the Boston Wine Expo is this weekend and already sold out 😭... but I've got an inside tip on free tickets. Details below! 🎉 My newsletter has officially launched! I'll keep posting here on Reddit every week, but subscribers get the list first. If you want to always be the first to know, sign up here. TL;DR 🍷 Inside Tip: Free tickets to the Boston Wine Expo (sold out everywhere else) 🏹 Most Unique IWD Event: Women's Archery Tournament at Archery Games Boston (Sunday 2–5pm, $40, all skill levels) 🤠 Best Show of the Weekend: Charley Crockett at The Roadrunner (Sunday, doors 7pm) 🎸 Hidden Gem: The Greyboy Allstars at The Sinclair (Friday, ~18 tickets left) 🍫 Best Free Daytime Plan: Taste of Chocolate Festival in Harvard Square (Saturday, 1–3:30pm) 💃 Friday Night Museum Pick: MFA First Fridays (Friday, 6–9pm, Women's History Month theme) Thursday 3/5 📸 Free First Thursday at the Gardner Museum Fenway | Free | 3–9pm | This month's theme is "Persona." Dress up, get photographed by award-winning Boston photographers, and explore the new Persona: Photography and the Re-Imagined Self exhibition. The Gardner is one of the most beautiful buildings in the city and free night here is genuinely special. Easy Thursday plan. 🖼️ ICA Free Thursday Night Seaport | Free | 5–9pm | Museums after dark are so fun. Wander the galleries, soak up waterfront views. FYI: This is the last weekend to see the An Indigenous Present exhibition, which closes Sunday March 8th. If you've been meaning to go, now's the time. 🍷 La Dolce Primavera @ BRIX Wine Shop South End | Free | 5–7pm | A women-owned neighborhood wine shop pours a bright, springy lineup featuring Ethica Wines. Think Italian bottles that feel like the first warm day after winter. Aurora Gurrado pours and breaks it down. Show up, taste a few, leave educated. Pro Tip: A similar tasting is also happening at their Financial District location. 🎨🐾 Paint Your Pet Downtown | $60.54 | 6–8pm | Email Logan a photo of your pet ASAP ([[email protected]](mailto:[email protected])) and she'll turn it into a sketch you paint during the class. She'll be around to help you turn your furry friend into a museum-worthy* piece. (*the museum might just be your apartment hallway) 🎻 BSO: Herbert Blomstedt Conducts All-Brahms Back Bay | $30+ | 7:30pm | 98-year-old legendary conductor on the podium at Symphony Hall. Brahms' 4th Symphony plus choral works with the Tanglewood Festival Chorus. Worth mentioning just because 98 years old. This program also runs Friday (1:30pm) and Saturday (8pm) if Thursday doesn't work. Friday 3/6 🎶 Music 🎷 The Greyboy Allstars at The Sinclair Harvard Square | $112+ | Doors 7:30pm, Show 8:30pm | HIDDEN GEM, only ~18 tickets left. Karl Denson (the guy who plays sax for the Rolling Stones) with his legendary San Diego jazz-funk band in a 525-person room. If you know, you know. If you don't, trust me on this one. 🌊 Puma Blue at Crystal Ballroom Somerville Theatre | Ticketed | 8pm | South London falsetto lo-fi jazz in one of the most gorgeous intimate rooms in the city. Salami Rose Joe Louis opens. A very specific vibe, perfect for a date night if you want something that feels like a discovery. 🎸 Aterciopelados at Paradise Rock Club Allston | Ticketed | 7pm | 18+ | Colombian alt-rock legends with 30+ years and a rare Boston appearance. If you know their catalog this is a no-brainer. If you don't, this is the kind of show where you leave a fan. 🌈 Rainbow Kitten Surprise at MGM Music Hall Fenway | Ticketed | 8pm | "bones" North American Tour, Common People opens. If you already have tickets, great weekend for it. 🎨 Art & Culture 🖼️ MFA First Fridays Fenway | Free for members / $27 | 6–9pm | 21+ | A proper museum night out with a Women's History Month theme. DJ set, art-making, and full gallery access. This is the move if you want something that feels elevated but not stuffy. 🎬 ICA First Fridays: R&B Night with SILK Seaport | Ticketed | 6–10pm | Dancing + museum energy in one night. If the MFA is sold out or you want something with more of a party vibe, this is it. 🖼️ SoWa First Friday South End | Free | 5–9pm | 80+ artist studios open, galleries, small shops, free wine at some studios. 450 Harrison Ave. Easy neighborhood wander. 🍷 Food & Drink 🍷 Free Friday Wine Tasting @ DeLuca's Market Back Bay + Beacon Hill | Free | 4–7pm | Great pre-game for a late museum or gallery night. Rotating bottles, discounts on what you taste. Back Bay is on Newbury, Beacon Hill is on Charles St. Either way you're in a great neighborhood after. Saturday 3/7 🏆 The Big Ones 🍷 Boston Wine Expo Back Bay | Sold out on Eventbrite, but free tickets available | Sessions: 1:30–3:30pm & 4:30–6:30pm | New England's largest wine event with 100+ wineries from Sicily, South Africa, Bordeaux, the Rhône, Georgia, Israel, Australia, and more. The Eventbrite listing is sold out, but Burgundy Wine (one of the exhibitors) is giving away complimentary grand tasting tickets at burgundywine.com/boston-wine-expo. First come, first served, limited quantity. Same floor access as the paid ticket: signature wine glass, free pours, light bites, winemakers in the room. The master classes ($43–$68) are separate add-on tickets not included in either the free or paid grand tasting ticket. Check the site before you assume it's gone. 🍫 18th Annual Taste of Chocolate Festival Harvard Square | Free | 1–2pm tasting + outdoor chocolate party until 3:30pm | Rescheduled from the January blizzard, this is finally happening. Free samples from El Jefe's, Van Leeuwen, Amorino, Cardullo's, and more right on Brattle Street. Perfect excuse to spend a Saturday afternoon in Harvard Square. 🎉 Going Out 🎸 Vendredi sur Mer at The Sinclair Harvard Square | $38+ | Doors 7pm, Show 8pm | All Ages | French artist making hazy, melancholic indie pop with dark lyrics, gorgeous melodies, and very late-night-in-Paris energy. The Sinclair is the perfect room for this. Great date night pick. 🎨 IWD + Culture 🥃 No Man's Hands Whiskey Party Everett | Free | Women and non-binary whiskey makers, country music, western theme. One of the most fun IWD events on the list. You don't have to be a whiskey person to enjoy it, but you will leave one. 🎂 International Women's Day Cake and Sip Roxbury | $55.20 | 3–5pm | Cake decorating class celebrating IWD. A very specific, very fun afternoon activity. Pro Tip: Good one to bring a friend to. 🎧 IWD Brunch & Beats @ Vester Kendall Square | $28.52 | 1–3pm | Brunch meet-up energy with a DJ soundtrack. Casual, social, and a very easy "bring a friend or come solo" plan. 🕯️ Soy Candle Making Workshop South End | $45 | 10am–12pm | Make a 100% soy candle, learn fragrance blending, and leave with a finished product. They do trivia and prizes while the candles cure, which is a cute touch. FYI: This workshop runs on multiple dates if this Saturday doesn't work. 🎶 Music + Dance 🦁 Gund Kwok Lion Dance Charlestown | Free | Noon | Boston's own all-women Asian arts organization performs their lion dance through Charlestown. A beautiful way to keep the Lunar New Year energy going if you missed the Chinatown parade last weekend. ☘️ St. Paddy's Day Party Part One @ Dorchester Brewing Dorchester | Free | 11:30am | The earliest possible start to St. Patrick's Day season. Dorchester Brewing does this right. It's a genuine neighborhood party, not a tourist situation. Good beer, Irish music, easy Saturday morning plan. 🍩 Stacked Donuts Pop-Up @ The Butcher Shop South End | Ticketed | 9–11am | Top Chef's Stephanie Cmar is doing a pop-up at The Butcher Shop through March 9. Morning plan before everything else kicks off. ⏰ Last Chance 🖼️ A Él Mismo at Mills Gallery South End | Free | Closes today (3/7) | Christian Hernán de Restrepo's exhibition imagining a Latin America never colonized by Spain. Last day, so if you're in the South End for anything else today, walk over. 🍽️ Dine Out Boston, LAST DAY | Through today (3/7) | ~200 restaurants, prix fixe lunch ($27–$36) and dinner ($38–$55). If you've been putting it off, tonight is your last chance. Browse restaurants here. Sunday 3/8 🌸 International Women's Day 🏆 Top Picks 🍷 Boston Wine Expo, Day 2 | Same deal as yesterday. Free tickets available at burgundywine.com/boston-wine-expo. Sessions 1:30–3:30pm & 4:30–6:30pm. 🤠 Charley Crockett + Drayton Farley at The Roadrunner Brighton | $82+ | Doors 7pm, Show 8pm | All Ages | Texas country-blues singer-songwriter on his "Age of the Ram" tour. Crockett released two albums in 2025 and has built his reputation the hard way: 250 shows in a year, 12 albums in 7 years, a life story that sounds like one of his songs. He's playing the big rooms now but the Roadrunner is still personal enough to feel special. If you like Americana and haven't caught him live yet, this is the one. Wear boots. 🏹 Women's Tournament @ Archery Games Boston Chelsea | $40 | 2–5pm | Combat archery tournament for women and non-binary individuals to celebrate IWD. No experience required, all equipment provided, teams are balanced for a fun and fair game. They're also raising money for La Colaborativa, a local women-led charity, which makes this one feel genuinely meaningful beyond just a fun activity. Free parking on site, 10 minutes from TD Garden. Easily the most unique IWD event on this list, and the only one where you shoot things. 🌸 IWD Events ✊ International Women's Day March Downtown | Free | 12-3pm | Starting at Boston Common in front of the State House, marching through the city. Come support! 🛍️ "The Power of She" Vendor Stroll @ Liberty Hotel Beacon Hill | Free | 11am–4pm | Curated shopping experience celebrating female entrepreneurs and makers, with a complimentary wine tasting for guests. Pro Tip: Grab brunch in Beacon Hill before and walk over. The forecast looks promising (ish)! 🎶 Cherish the Ladies at City Winery North End | $30–$42 | 7:30pm | Grammy-nominated Irish-American supergroup that formed in 1985 specifically to celebrate women in what had been a male-dominated Celtic music scene. On IWD, this one just makes sense. FYI: Two-item per person purchase minimum at this event. 🫖 Making Our Legacy Matter: Our Bodies Ourselves Tea Party Downtown | Sliding scale (free for students) | 2–4:30pm | A feminist tea party honoring IWD and the legacy of Our Bodies Ourselves, with speakers including OBOS co-founder Judy Norsigian. Niche but genuinely meaningful if this is your world. 🛍️ Sunday Hangs 🛍️ SoWa Vintage Market South End | Free | 11am–4pm | Open studios, galleries, and maker shopping. My perfect Sunday, great rain or shine. 🎡 Frostival Ferris Wheel on the Greenway, FINAL WEEKEND Seaport | $4 | 75 feet tall, open-air cabins, sweeping skyline views. Last chance, it's gone after this weekend. 🆕 New + Ongoing 🏌️ Swingers Back Bay at 777 Boylston St. Just opened 2/20. Two indoor 9-hole crazy golf courses, retro arcade, Emmy Squared Pizza (first MA location), craft cocktails. 21,000 sq ft, 21+. From $25. Weekdays 3pm–late, weekends 11:30am. 🍝 Bambola! Seaport at 225 Northern Ave. Glamorous Italian supper club with a Roman chef, Murano chandeliers, and hand-rolled bucatini carbonara. The Girl Next Door cocktail bar is right next door. Worth a reservation. 🤖 ThotBot Implantation Center @ Bow Market in Somerville. $26.69, through 3/31. Cyberpunk immersive theater for 14 people per night. Very niche, very cool. All Weekend 🎨 WINTERACTIVE | Free | Through March 29 | Googly eyes on buildings, glowing see-saws, 18 art installations scattered through downtown. 30 minutes and 1.25 miles for the full trail, open 24/7. 🏛️ Sistine Chapel Exhibition | Ticketed | Through May 10 | Life-size reproductions of the Sistine Chapel ceiling, feet away. Worth it if you haven't been. 📖 BPL: Revolution! 250 Years of Art & Activism Copley Square | Free | Through April 21 | If you're near Copley for anything this weekend, walk in. What am I missing? 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My grandmother has been quite ill but I’m closing out the year with so much gratitude in my heart with the hopes of being a better person than I was as well as a better mother! Finally tried the Jumping Boots and Picotin combo in the same colour for a family gathering. Had to pull myself together these past few weeks. Cheers and Happy H- Year to all enthusiasts. 🥂 Here’s to a many more successful days ahead in 2026!🤎 submitted by /u/Turbulent_Ad9492 to r/TheHermesGame [link] [comments]

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TL;DR: I think Teemo's okay. Around 2008, Riot decided they needed a lighter end to their spectrum of champions. A race, so to speak, of creatures that were more jovial in portrayal than the dark kind they had been pouring their resources into. Led by a Rioter known only as 'Ezreal,' they developed Him in the still Indie-company-sized studio of Riot Games. Him. Genesis. From Him, a new race would come to be. From the hairless and often explosive females to the oft-dramatic males for and against Bandle's safety, all with their own undertakings. Most won't remember Him as the lawless origin to the race called Yordles. To many, too many, He is but an image in the Mind's eye, of a moppish-yet-sturdy smile. For others, the image is a scope in the hands of He, capable explorer and scout. For me, it was the story of a log, a paw, and a vaulting motion towards the player--invitation, demonstration and warning all in one. When I was in the last year of high school, my friends introduced me to League of Legends. I don't have the wherewithal to remember what season I joined. What do I remember in those first few games among friends? We were in a skype call. After some, if I may admit it, boring matches, I fled to the store to find someone more entertaining than Annie and Warwick to play. I saw Him. And spoke words my friends couldn't hear for they were whispered between the creature before me, and my quivering lips. "Oh my god, Teemo." "I thought you hated the game," my friends teased in the days afterward. I'd laugh off the question and say, "Top, please!" Then lock in Teemo, the Swift Scout. A smile pressed across my lips as I previewed my several skins, admiring the way they changed the context of this... this thing, rapidly encroaching on my impressionable young mind. What was it about Him that made me so eager to play League? Soon enough, as my friends either stagnated or stopped playing altogether. The introduced became the tenured, though my advice wasn't useful to new players. All I knew how to do was play Him. Q. Blinding dart. The force of those lungs. W. Move Quick. The work of His legs. E. Toxic Shot. His ingenuity. R. Noxious Trap. A calling card. I dreamt of walking down a road one day and spotting one in my path. Returning it to him and receiving a thank you for my time. But even in this domain I was left lacking, because the part of League that captivated me most was champ select... peering upon Teemo's splash, trying to capture the same feeling I had that first, blinding moment in high school. What had enamored me? I could see bits and pieces, yet a recollection of the entire artwork eluded me, and I began to grow frustrated and toxic. I risked being banned--after a two week warning, I realized I must go on a pilgrimage. On a road to discovery, to study Teemo and discover why this Yordle made me so passionate. And here I am today. Join me as we dissect what it means to be Teemo. Part one: a glimpse of his body. Imagine, if you will, the lush jungle of Kumungu. A buzzing, hot place full of danger at every step, yet rewarding travelers with constant doses of serenity and fae beauty. It is hard to imagine every single wonder this jungle can provide, nor their extent. Already its tall palms, the gromps that hop in massive packs to avoid predators, the rolling stones called Krugs, all assault your ability to separate fact from fiction. Wiping sweat off your brow, you stumble through the brush to emerge on a small clearing. The Kumungu hushes itself and you grow cautious, afraid of whatever laid in store in this sunny, almost picturesque relief. A campsite. You walk closer, setting down your things to inspect it. There is a small campfire, snuffed before dawn, and a swirl of broken twigs where a small body sat. As your surroundings continue to swirl about you as if the scene has trapped you in the reverie of another person, the true remnants of this campsite are revealed. The safety of it all, the confidence of a settler to sleep alone in the Kumungu. You imagine the quiet happiness of a creature who has had the honor to tame the jungle, breathing breath and circulating the blood of an adventurer through his diminutive and constantly-aware body. You imagine its leavings, a bundle of tinder, a rock utilized as a pestle. It sleeps in its own, victorious body. It survives with the intellect of its own mind. You glance back at your bag of man-made tools--and feel nothing but the worst scorn imaginable! What shame the scene drives in you, to be ever-reliant on the success of other men! You wish to lie prostrate right there in the middle of the clearing and plead, nay, pray for the same insight. Standing up from your journey into the mind of this legend, a noise breaks the spell. The bout of madness is over. You twist around to see what made the rustling. A chipper laugh. "HAHEEUHEAU." Gone. But all of that shameful energy has turned into determination. Leaving your pack on the ground, you deign to live as the animals do. Part two: to be a maid in his home. "Excuse me, maid," Teemo calls from the back room of his humble home in Bandle City, "I will be leaving again soon. Please leave my shoes outside my door." Your heart skips a beat. The Yordle, he, oh god, he just arrived home mere minutes ago. When accepting this job out of the classifieds, taking it for granted, an opportunity to travel, you never accounted for such a creature like the Swift Scout. Like Jane Eyre on her walk outside Thornfield, simply delivering mail and resuming her telltale boredom at a casual pace, your first sight of Teemo exploded the monotony decades hence. Rushing inside, covered in dust. Bootprints trailing on the sandalwood floors--"don't worry," you remember mumbling, "I can clean it up." "That's your job, right?" Teemo asked. You wouldn't know, but you caught him in a jovial, rather than murderous, mood. "I forgot, I haven't been home. Let's share a drink." The two of you sat across from one another. Teemo poured Bandle bourbon into two glasses. The large pitcher sloshed forward and you caught him catching it... tendons underneath his furred arm tensing. You weren't going to be able to keep this job, you surmise. Teemo carried the conversation on, while you imagined how the aftertaste of bourbon must feel on the back of his little throat. To think such a small, pernicious thing could knock more drinks down than you... And at this trying time, where you almost lost it all, he hadn't asked you to move his shoes. You near the boots of swiftness, breathing heavy. It takes a moment's preparation to reach down and grab them. Your fingers slip into them, and are greeted by warm air. The heat hasn't yet left the boots. Oh, Christ above!! They are still hot from use! From pounding, over, over, and over, over, and over, on the dirt ground underneath Teemo's feet!! Teemo shoots out of his bath, throwing a towel over himself. "Is everything okay?" He cries. "Did you slip?" All his visage does is earn another howl from your addled mind, yet so much panic forces you into a cooled state. Everything slows down while Teemo awaits an answer, you on the floor, he dripping wet with a head full of shampoo-bubbles. An offer begins to form on your lips. But then the scene ends. Part Three: His Fingers. Dear Riot, I heard you were changing the champion portraits. I have something to ask. Can you please make it so we can choose what part of the skin becomes the portrait? I really want my portrait to be Omega Squad Teemo's fingers. There is something about the singular makeup of his furred digits that inspires me to play better. My breathing becomes heavy, as if I am running a marathon at record pace, and my reaction times turn frenzied--almost as good as a scripter! When I imagine Omega Squad Teemo's fingers curled around my, sorry, his dart gun, I position better, I am more positive in games towards my fellow summoners. Can we do an AMA with the League artist who designed Teemo's fingers? I want to know why they chose that enticing groove, the perfect length of each follicle, the same-colored claws! Jesus Christ, I can imagine the thin veins running beneath those killer points, almost as much as I can smell Teemo's fingers curling under my chins mere moments before he SNAPS. MY. NECK. But then there is something else. The rotating game mode... Zigg's fingers are right out in the open, naked but for the pen in the clutch of his paws. Oh god, who draws these Yordles and their fingers? Have I said fingers a lot? Sorry. Imagine finding one of their perfect strands on your pillowcase, or floating in the broth of your chicken Campbell soup. You pick it up, holding it against a fluorescent light, and see its golden integrity in full. I want to have this moment happen forever and ever. If only you would give me the CHANCE. PLEASE, PLEASE GIVE ME JUST A GLIMPSE OF OMEGA SQUAD TEEMO'S RESPLENDANT DIGITS! I CANT HOLD BACK ANYMORE!!! Every time I am in school, at dinner, alone in my room, those fingers crawl under my clothing and pull me down into the fiery throes of passion. Please, please, please give me this feature or I don't know what will happen to me next. Part Four: A doughy dream. You are eating pancakes at mom's. There is a television on the kitchen counter, where she catches up on the latest news. The nonstop coverage of some political debate finally shuts up for commercials. Still groggy, the popping colors and loud noises of these ads entertain you. That is, until a cereal ad breaks away into a scene for Pillsbury biscuits. Your mind snaps out of half-sleep, so sudden your mom gives a peripheral glance to see what's the matter. It was like any other commercial from Pillsbury, involving a mascot selling some new brand of processed dough. Yet, and yet... the Pillsbury Doughboy had been replaced by Teemo. You spit out your mouthful of cereal back into your bowl, lean in, start to go off-kilter with fascination. "Press my belly again!" Teemo pleads. The stay-at-home mom in the commercial complies, a skeptical smile on her face as she presses in the scout's stomach. "Hoh-oh! Hee hee hee!" Sliiiide. Crack. Did your hand just act on its own, breaking your mom's expensive, favorite ceramic bowl? She says something and rushes off to fetch the broom. Now she has left you alone with Pillsbury Teemo. As you thought, the sly creature had been waiting for such a distraction. That the two of you met here was no matter of circumstance--Teemo immediately breaks away from the T.V mom, then gestures for you to come closer. "Would YOU like to press my tummy?" Teemo asks. You stand up, still with enough sense to avoid the broken ceramic. Teemo, the T.V mom, both wave you on like you're a marathon runner finishing the last leg of the race. Five fingers battle for which will do the honor, until you are sure the anticipation will break your hand. Then. Fizz. That was the static of the television prickling the fur on your index finger. Smiling, dumb, you press Teemo's exposed belly. "Hee hee hee, come with meee!" You are sucked inside the commercial! The other boys, real jocks and always needed a snack after their big game, stand aside for Teemo's honored guest. "Make me small like you," you beg. Teemo waves an arm and you start to notice the counter grow in size. "Yes, yes, yes!" Oh man, it is the best time, the greatest time, an excursion so pleasurable you think it might throw you into an aneurism. Thank you, god! Thank you, Pillsbury! Thank you, thank you--your feet makes small impressions in the dough as you and Teemo play tag, giggling like schoolgirls, while all the other members of your new family urge you on. Teemo tugs you down into the dough and the two of you snuggle together. "Are you ready to be together forever?" He asks. You give a muted nod, somehow knowing what comes next. T.V mom lifts up the tray of biscuits, telling the kids whoever behaves the best gets the 'specialest' biscuit. As the tray enters the oven, the scorching heat melting the skin on your backside, you wake up. Real mom is crossing her arms, angry. You fell face-first into your bowl of cereal again. The Pillsbury Doughboy, no longer Teemo, dances away on the screen. Mom turns to get a napkin. The Doughboy winks at you. Part Five: Playing against other Yordles. When I play against other Yordles, my blood runs hot. Teemo is the true owner of the top lane. Kled is a reject, someone better of driving him and his stupid lizard off of a cliff! And Lulu, that perennial little brat has no place anywhere, let alone in the Rift's proudest lane. Tristana can rocket-jump straight into a wood-chipper. Rumble is a college drop-out, and Corki doesn't even look like a Yordle. One day I went Teemo top against Kled. It was supposed to be an easy game, considering I was a gold III smurfing in Silver II. I got into a one-on-one with Kled, the battle going my way until the freak jumped off his mount at the right time, dodging a blinding dart. I became blinded by tears as my screen turned grey. Then again. And again. Teemo, my animus, was dying and it was my fault. The game ended at fifteen minute and I knew, not for the last time, I failed Him. My eyes went to my personal shrine to the scout, and I swore my framed picture of his face frowned with dissatisfaction. My heart palpitated. Right away I rushed to the pet store and bought myself two things: a rat and a lizard. My mind was a haze of fury and upset, yet the pet store owner let me get them anyway, and even smiled at me on my way out. Almost knowingly... I rushed back into my home, plopping my new pets in front of the shrine. I brandished a small letter-opener, then lifted the lizard over my portrait of a Teemo. "You love Skarl so much," I whispered, slipping my letter-opener under the beast's throat. "You love him, Kled. Well, I-I.. I..." I fell to the ground, sobbing. "I can't do it anymore!" I yelled, sobbing. "No more sacrifices, Teemo!" The truth was, I loved all Yordles. Teemo shouldn't ever ask me to harm what was made from His flesh, His blood. "Quite right," agreed a voice from behind me. I whirled around to find the pet-shop owner. "Finally, you understand." The rat and lizard scurried under the couch in fright, as their handler shrank before my very eyes! It was He! Devil Teemo! I fell prostrate, bowing to my Lord, crying tears of joy and penance. Devil Teemo gently took my blade away. "You've done well to learn the value of all life," he admitted. "I've paid close attention to your journey, first thinking to punish you... then to watch and see if you changed. And, bless the 'Shroom, you did." "T-Te-ee-mo!" I wailed. The devil smiled devilishly. "Say, did your really build AD last game? For that... I think I'll make you my personal servant for life." I offered my hands to him, and he put me in shackles made of silver. They were loose enough to not hurt me weak, brittle wrists. He dragged me into a portal, and my days on the Rift, rather than watching over it, were over. Part Six: My VR Teemo experience. The year is 2026. Oculus and everybody got their business together and figured out true Virtual Reality. The games published can now be called, unironically, triple A. Funnily enough, all they needed to do was provide a way for the game console to 'plug' into the player. The bridged, LAN connection of sorts allows the player to experience a much more visceral and fast experience. Of course, this comes with dangers. Games are now labelled 'rated M, male, 20-45' or 'T, for females aged 16-32.' This is because the bridged connection provides unique, situational sensations that certain biologies are unable to comprehend. Rule-breakers report a few... strange occurrences not available to the public. You know the risks of what you are about to do. Yet you have already stolen your sister's VR device, as well as her host of games on the Steam cloud. You went through the trouble of piecing her password together from her diary, so you can access the 'family unfriendly' portion of her library. It started that day you peeked inside her headset. That single image plagued the back of your lids until you preferred to be blind than... than to see it again without having the capability to interact. Too hungry to put it off anymore, you lift the VR helmet onto your head and plug the USB 7.0 jack into your armpit. By using brainwaves you enter your sister's password and access your chosen game in a nanosecond: Miracle Simulator--Yordle DLC. Right away the neuraltransmitters indicate a squeezing force on your left hand. You swivel to the left, and right away your breath is stolen. "Ow," Teemo says, laughing through a grimace. "Not so hard, honey." You look down and see the sky-blue hospital sheets. The constant beep of a heartbeat monitor bumps in your ears. A virtual doctor towers above your body, and you quickly get into bed to better complete the experience. This is definitely the game your sister was playing. "We're going to be a family?" You whisper into the mic, braving the voice features. Teemo loads a response. "Yes. A girl, remember?" You frown. "VR, load up situation change. Boy." "A b-b-boy, remember?" Teemo crackles, changing his response. "I'm retiring from scouting, getting a seat on the Bandle counsel. We'll never be apart, promise." The Yordle breaks composure, resting his head on you to weep. "I'm so proud of you, of us." The VR presses forward a spongy substance to soak up your tears. They flow freely. "Me too. I'm so happy to be here with you." The doctor finally has his own voice line. "Okay, here we go. Get ready to push--" A fierce disturbance coaxes a howl of pain from you! The hospital room flashes red as the sensation the game wants to deliver, your body is frankly unable to answer. Teemo's distorted, pixelated face gives you a concerned look. "I-Is p-p-p-play one okay?" "Yes!" You shriek to the heavens. "But exit, exit game!" In the last moment, the AI grins and waves you off. You fall out of your bed hyperventilating. The ribbons of your conscience ravel back into their rightful places. That experience almost killed you! "I'm okay," you breathe, "I'm okay, I'm alive." It was worth it, though. You rest a hand on your stomach, and feel a little kick. It was worth it--in more ways than anyone will ever know. Part seven: Dating Profile Single and ready to mingle! Teemo, the Swift Scout. I'm a scout who lives in Bandle City, and am looking for a light, honest-to-heart relationship. Applicants ought to know right away that to get to me, you have to get through my BFF Tristana. We're thicker than thieves, on the job and outside of it! Likes: long walks in the jungle, my work, sharing a drink with friends. Dislikes: burst damage, hard CC, people who can't take a joke, drama. One thing to know about me: I'm a Yordle. You might have guessed it from my profile image, lol. That means I'm shorter, and more emotional than some human or cat-person or Zaunite project. I break down at sad movies and want to beat up the villains in my favorite action flicks (John Wick 2 and Shaolin Soccer, bee-tee-dubs :) ) What I want most in a partner: honesty and commitment. Someone who doesn't underestimate this scout's code. My passion: microbrewing, believe it or not. A quirk: I go to work shirtless ;) So if you think I am a fit, let me know ASAP: a stud like me can't be on the market long, right? Part Eight: a reply to Teemo's dating profile. Dear Teemo, Your body is so chiseled--gah, let me restart this missive xD I can tell from your eyes you have suffered a great hurt in your past, and I cannot help but desire to mend you. A little bit about me: I am a budding warrior from Demacia, known for dispensing justice. Yet no one, not even my own sister, ever asks me to dispense sound advice. There's something so isolating to living in a bubble, you know? I want to make mistakes with someone, get cuffed and put into the backseat of a police car with someone. I read that you're passionate, oftentimes in the wrong way, and I see potential. Potential for the two of us to grow and flourish; live our lives together in imperfection. Will you hold me at night and whisper "it's okay" after I give you a tearful rendition of how I killed a six-year-old Noxian child? How I surprised here from inside a bush and drove my blade through her chest, and into her stuffed animal? People see me as larger than life, but I am so much smaller than a Yordle. Please, deliver me from this constant grief and my devotion is yours to do with as you please. Hope to hear from you soon, xD Garen. Part Nine: Teemo's reply to Garen. Hello Garen of Demacia, You sound brave enough to me. Hope you're man enough for some extreme hiking in the Kumungu HAHEUAHAUAH hope 2 see u soon, Teemo Part Ten: Teemo sacrifices himself in a hostage crisis I regret to inform Bandle City that, at 1:25 PM Saturday, Teemo the swift scout succumbed to injuries endured while protecting the Yordle people. Captain Teemo, even on days off, was on duty. It was no different that fateful morning at the Bandle Mint, our largest bank. When Veigar broke through the glass windows and demanded hostages, it was Teemo who withdrew his concealed firearm, a blowgun, and saved the lives of countless citizens. We cannot guess as to what went through his head in the fight that ensued. But we hope that we, the people, were grateful enough to the scout that he had nothing but gratitude in his valorous last moments. The shard of dark magic that took his life has done the world the greatest disservice. Even its thrower, Veigar, has begged Bandle's forgiveness for removing this brave warrior from our charge. Teemo is survived by his maid, as well as his close friend Garen. As denoted in his will, Poppy will lay him to rest in the Grove Cemetary tomorrow evening, after a procession befitting his brave soul. To everyone grieving, remember that Teemo did everything in life for the betterment of your day. That he would not want to see tears, but smiles on the childrens' faces while they go towards, again, a promising and bright future. Thank you, Captain Teemo, for your duty. Your loss is gonna sting. Part Eleven: Teemo's valiant return to life. Urgot knew he was going to need even more power to fight the chem barons. More than his weaknesses permitted. There was but one option, gleaned by him from a lab report never meant to cross his eyes. A scout named Teemo had been shipped to Zaun for containment. While his kind weeped, Teemo was merely put into an unstoppable rest by Veigar's curse. The dreadnought knew how to break such spells. Crawling forward on crablike legs, he peered over the Yordle. Such surprisingly toned arms, and a stomach taut with muscle... Urgot never considered the ultimate life form would exist without outside... construction. Not able to resist the urge, he pounded the 'awake' button to Teemo. Lightning pierced the pollution clouds above Zaun, went on to strike the antenna-tower! Urgot laughed joyously as Teemo's body flailed, receiving enough electricity to light all of Piltover for a week straight. Alive, Teemo was becoming alive! The Yordle gasped, shooting up on his stone bed. He immediately tugged loose the IV's in his arm and stared at the dreadnought, trying to figure out what was going on. Urgot found it unbefitting of the ultimate life-form to be so surprised. Then Teemo softly grinned. "Thanks for that, big guy," he said. "Wow... look at those arms..." The mechanical man wiggled in embarrassment. "Oh, t-these old things? Weak, the pinnacle of human weakness, you know hard it can be to find good augments around here." "No, no! I bet you could break a watermelon with these cannons." In the hours that came, Urgot forgot all about killing the chembarons and taking over Zaun. Instead, history changed. Teemo saved the world by having a long discussion about thick arms with Urgot. Part Twelve: Teemo eats a poptart Male Yordles have slightly protruded muzzles that make their mouths into tunnels of tiny, adorable, razor sharp teeth. Of course, Teemo isn't thinking about his incredible body, especially not with the aroma of a s'mores poptart right under his pink nose. You, his maid, quit dusting his trophy shelves, distracted to an exxtreme. You risk a glance over--the scout is preparing to take a bite, just setting down the Bandle tribune. "You know," Teemo says, delaying the poptart. "I had a dream about baked goods. I was stuck in some magic box, with giant humans..." 'Eat it,' your mind begs. 'Please, for the love of everyone, take a bite out of your poptart.' After the great scare that was his 'death,' and subsequent resurrection in Zaun, you needed this. "You look famished," you comment. "Eat your food, m'lord." Oh, and how sly you think you are! Teemo grins, knowing full-well that you have a penchant for noticing the little things. He turns his chair over to you. Stuck against the shelves there is nowhere to look other than at him. Teemo lifts the poptart to his mouth. He bites it. You watch as his cute incisors tear apart the cracked outside of the poptart. Then the gooey marshmallow comes: a strand sticks between his right canine and far, top-right molar. How far will it stretch? Mmm... how far, darn it?! Unable to stand alone, you swing back to clutch one of Teemo's trophies--a statue of him leaping over a log, a Nature's Friend award for saving the Kumungu jungle. Glomp, crick, glomp. Chew, chew, chew. You think you've fared the worst of it. Then he stops with his mouth open to breathe, making a show of it just to brutalize your poor, poor sensibilities! A crumb escapes and crawls away on the wooden floor, broken. "Ah, it's so good," he mumbles through the mouthful. "As a good scout, I ought to finish this piece of my rations, and continue to the next. But this.. this bite is more scrumptious, somehow?" "Stop!" You yell. "No more, I yield, I yield!" Just then, Garen breaks into the room. He is unhappy. "What are you doing, dear?" Garen asks. "Don't tell me..." Teemo leans back and swallows. You watch the poptart mush go down into his gullet and the spell breaks, thank the Mothership. "Merely entertaining our maid." If anyone else sat where Teemo did, Garen might have lectured them. Yet the devil is far too charming. The Demacian warrior takes a seat. "Well," he says, "we have a long hike today. Eat your food." Your clutch your own head in consternation. Not another bite... Part thirteen: Leemo NOTE: this section is not about Teemo, but his brother I created, Leemo. Although related by blood, they are dangerous and devilish in different ways. Leemo was born in darkness, which is thought to be the reason for his dark velvet coat. Unlike the light-son Teemo, Leemo was cast away by his parents to live in the Deathcage Orphanage, an orphanage where even infants must fight to survive. Fight he did. His first kill was upon two snakes, who attacked him in hopes of poisoning his strong body. Then two bulls, who attacked him in hopes of poisoning his strong mind. Then two horses, who attacked him in hopes of poisoning his strong resolve. Leemo went on to become a freelance assassin. He has wavy purple fur that creates a human-like part over his brow. He never looks happy except in private when he finds a picture of his beloved, Jasmine, who perished in the HexTech wars. Unlike Teemo, Leemo is dangerous both on and off the battlefield. Say one thing wrong against him, like try to bully him, and he will beat you up. He likes to drink blood for breakfast, eat baby deer for dinner. Sometimes you can find the purple Yordle pondering the meaningless existence of life atop a stone gargoyle, or photoshopped onto the front cover of my Shadow the Hedgehog Videogame. It is foretold that the two brothers Teemo and Leemo will meet one day. Even so Leemo is my original character and I love him devoutly, I know Teemo will kill his brother in cold blood. The true 'original' characters is too pure, too powerful for any foolish iteration to improve upon. I cry knowing my precious and brooding Leemo is destined for the slaughterhouse. Teemo, if you are reading this, please spare Leemo. The sweetest wine is but one flavor, and Leemo is the flavor I partake in when you are busy. Sorry. So sorry. Big sorry. Part fourteen: Team Liquid gets new management. "Gimme back my bobblehead!" Piglet yelled, jumping up and down with his arms outstretched. Dardoch tittered, continued his mean game. The Teemo bobblehead, a precious heirloom to the marksman, shook its head 'no' in disappointment. "You will never get it back. I hate you, you play to lose." Locodoco, their coach, did nothing to alleviate the situation--instead, his grating laughter made it all the worse. "Fools, stop fighting, you guys are idiots who won't listen to me." "Idiots!" Cried Team Liquid's manager from the doorway. "Listen up. You are all very naughty so we have gotten the best to coach you. I had to sign a contract in my own blood." All the toxic players in the room cocked their head to the side, confused. So basically everyone except TL's support cocked their head to the side, confused. "Ay ay ay," the manager groaned. "Look down." Down by their manager's knees was none other than Devil Teemo! Piglet's eyes lit up with sardonic glee. At last, justice would be served to this naughty jungler. Teemo leaned on the doorway and smiled, knocking fear and titillation into the hearts of the young team. Locodoco perked up in his seat. "You are no Tristana, though," the coach whispered, unable to argue against his heart. "And yet, so striking..." "Trust me," Devil Teemo said in his demonic voice, "I get that a lot." "No way!" Dardoch cried. "We just teamed with Disney. this makes no sense." "You think the devil himself and Disney aren't close friends?" The way his long, pointed claws carved itno the door forced Dardoch to shut up. "You have been a sinner, Dardoch. Some might call you the Michael Jordan of League of Legends, switching teams so often, except you haven't actually won a tournament." The jungler flinched. "I wonder what your true 'breaking point' is. Consider yourself replaced." Teemo lifted out a single finger and flicked it up. A trap door opened beneath Dardoch, dragging the Team Liquid player into the fiery depths of League of Legends elo hell. Piglet cried with such joy that his voice cracked. Dardoch's last gesture was to drag his nails across the carpet before being sucked into infinite torture. Out from the flames rose a new jungler. A gaunt and humble student of Teemo. TheRainMan. "TheRainMan?!" Shouted Piglet. "No, it cannot be, he was made irrelevant years ago." "I used to live a quiet life, being toxic in games and sacrificing small animals to my Lord," TheRainMan explained. "One day, I found the strength to stop. Teemo has helped me remain strong ever since." Devil Teemo nodded. "Prove yourself to them, my servant." Nearby, Reignover was losing a game of League as per usual. TheRainMan pointed a single digit, which by dark magics became furred, long. A yellow bolt shot forth from his fingernail, hitting Reignover's screen. In an instant the camera broke away from the player's champion, panning towards the enemy nexus. It exploded. Team Liquid's manager gave a toothy grin. Disney had given him the power to change the fabric of league itself. Part Fifteen: A bit of his blood You sit there, reminiscing on your school paper assignment. This dissertation will decide whether or not you become the Bandle scientist your parents want you to be. The subject of your study is a simple one, yet intrinsically deep by its execution: is Teemo's scarf a part of his body, or a part of his outfit? Pencil in hand, you ponder the question. There is but seventy-two hours left to write, seventy-two hours to do an assignment said to take several weeks. Once again you drift to those long, red strands. If it was so simple as reaching forward and touching the beautiful silk pictured in your memory! The great Yordle, Teemo, is yars away, looking through books without a clue you're studying him. Sighing, you resign yourself to abject failure, putting away your papers. When, in the corner of your eye, you spot a strange substance by the shelves. The allure of the red liquid brings you closer to Teemo than ever before. Close enough to hear the Yordle curse under his breath and say four syllables that set your heart to floundering. "Ow," Teemo cries, "papercut!" The Yordle walks away without another word. The blood rests on the paper of the book. The book's title? Who cares... This is the blood of Teemo. A deep, red marker of the vivacious creature's existence. In the quiet, unoccupied annals of the Bandle library, Teemo unwittingly left it in your charge. What will you do with it? Touch it. There is enough there to get a full drop to form on the end of your pinky finger. It glistens red, and feels thicker in content than your, or anyone else's blood. You almost smell the scout's outdoorsy lifestyle in its formation. Not giving it a second thought you pop your pinky into your mouth. Lights of the entire rainbow hit you! In a second you find yourself strapped into a seat, pen let free! The euphoria of Teemo's blood gives you a lust for learning, a lust for all things in life. A mere drop grants you the rarest insight into the Yordle's scarf. It is both a part of him and a part of his outfit. An identity and a disguise, a mark of how he kills enemies then drinks with friends. Line after line after line--by the time you start to come down from the high, your dissertation is done. But Teemo has found you panting at one of the tables. He frowns, concerned. "You drank my blood, didn't you?" Teemo inspected his own finger, still bleeding from the papercut. "The addiction is so great, if we don't wean you off, you might die." You nod. That is fine. It was worth ultimate bliss. But the Yordle has no plans to let an innocent die due to his perfection. He hold out his arm. "I want you to pace yourself. It's okay..." Your memory begins to blacken and fade out just as you eagerly lift his hand towards your mouth. You see many things in your sleep. A tray of biscuits, a strange machine with many cords, a missive to Riot about fingers. You see a devilish him, a purple him, a him that coaches Team Liquid. You see floating poptarts and hot shoes. You realize how Teemo is an inter-dimensional gift sent to those who need someone to love. An animus. An inspirer. The genesis. As reality rips you away from this endless paradise, Teemo drags you towards his world for one last thing. Your lips finally meet. It is too indescribable, to inexplicable. When you awake, Teemo has left you to your own devices. You stand up and quietly, pleasantly, resume your day, content to put away all that has happened. I finish these words with the greatest joy. Finally my love has been explained, to both myself and to the world. Some will comment accusations like 'have you no shame,' to which I answer that I have plenty of shame, but only for holding back this long. Teemo, if you ever come before me, I adore you. You are my everything, my alpha and omega squad. If it comes to be that we ever can hold hands, know that nothing will ever separate us. Know that, even in the meanest thunderstorm, I will bury my face in your neck-scarf and expect safety, as you expect loyalty from me. We will be together, we will be... complete. Thank you Riot 'Ezreal' for designing the champion. Thank you Riot Games for allowing him in your game, League of Legends. Thank you to the community that plays, whose collective thoughts and desires coagulated into this post. On my lips I summarize all my love: Oh my god... Teemo. Phew! Glad that's over. Now that Teemo's out of the way, let me tell you guys how much I love Twitch... submitted by /u/Papaya_Dreaming to r/leagueoflegends [link] [comments]