Tesla Robot

Service centre gebeld, robot neemt op en zegt dat je om fsd te activeren het FSD icoon moet aantikken. Iemand dat al gezien? PS anderhalf jaar om dit voor te bereiden en op 11 april staat er op de website van tesla niets over wanneer het gaat werken. Marketing blunder.

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>>24482065 >Republican Pushes to Offer Path to Undocumented Migrants They really really want you to buy a Tesla robot. Your reaction is their true intention. Luckily, I speaka the espanish, but my bot needs to whisper in esperanto and/or elvish only OR I'm not gonna charge it!

Atomic Robo - v1ch2 Page 1 The robot punches monsters and bad robots and one time he was a cowboy. www.atomic-robo.com -Robo has been active since 1923, when Tesla built him, and travelled to the moon and Mars

Tesla AI Companion Catgirl Robot Waifus will be on sale.

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Link alla notizia: https://www.hwupgrade.it/news/cpu/in...ab_152203.html Intel ufficializza l'ingresso in Terafab, il progetto da 25 miliardi di Elon Musk con Tesla, SpaceX e xAI. La società di Santa Clara si occuperà di design, fabbricazione e packaging dei chip AI destinati a veicoli autonomi, robot umanoidi e data center spaziali Click sul link per visualizzare la notizia.

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Of course the irony is that if we do get a Skynet, it will be a lot easier to kill the Tech Bros with computer controlled personal jets and computer controlled cars and private bunkers with computer controlled environments than it will me, who is reading a book in his hovel since I can't afford a Tesla robot, or even the internet, because AI has taken my job.

quote: Op maandag 6 april 2026 21:08 schreef TigerXtrm het volgende: [..] Ze zijn nog 16.000 kilometer van de maan af he, ik weet niet wat je verwacht te zien op die afstand Waarom doen ze het dan? Elon zou tenminste nog een robot ofzo op de maan zetten of een Tesla. Waarom zetten ze dan 4 mensenlevens op het spel voor als er toch niets te zien is.

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Elon Musk confirmed on April 1, 2026 that Tesla has permanently halted production of the Model S and Model X, the two vehicles that built the company’s reputation as the world’s most consequential electric car manufacturer. Custom orders are no longer accepted, and approximately 295 new Model S units and 301 new Model X units remain in global inventory, virtually all of them in the United States, with zero new units reported remaining in Canada or Europe. The Model S launched at Tesla’s Fremont factory in June 2012 and became the world’s best-selling plug-in electric vehicle in both 2015 and 2016, moving over 50,000 units in 2015 alone. The Model X followed in 2015 with its signature falcon-wing doors. Together, the two vehicles accumulated over 610,000 deliveries across their production runs. The sales trajectory made the end inevitable. Tesla quietly stopped breaking out individual Model S and X delivery figures in 2023, folding them into an “Other Models” category alongside the Cybertruck and Semi that obscured just how severely demand had collapsed. Estimates from Electrek placed actual Model S and X combined sales at roughly 30,000 units for all of 2025, against a production line with 100,000-unit annual capacity — a utilization rate that made continued production economically unsustainable. A June 2025 refresh that added a front bumper camera, improved range, new paint options, ambient lighting, and a $5,000 price increase failed to reverse the slide, arriving too late to compete against a luxury EV market that had matured around competitors including the Mercedes EQS, Porsche Taycan, BMW i7, and Lucid Air. The Fremont production line that built the Model S and X for 14 years will now be converted to manufacture Optimus humanoid robots, reflecting what Tesla VP Lars Moravy described as a company-wide pivot toward “transportation as a service” rather than vehicle sales. Musk first telegraphed the discontinuation during Tesla’s Q4 2025 earnings call in January, framing it as an “honorable discharge” and urging buyers to order while inventory lasted. The remaining ~600 units come with free DC fast charging at Tesla Superchargers and free lifetime Premium Connectivity as closing incentives, with discounts ranging from approximately $1,600 to over $7,000 depending on location. At current inventory levels, Electrek estimates the remaining units could clear within weeks. submitted by /u/InterstellarKinetics to r/InterstellarKinetics [link] [comments]

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My fundamental concern with regard to how much money and control I have at Tesla is if I go ahead and build this enormous robot army, can I just be ousted at some point in the future? Um, that’s my biggest concern, that is really the only thing Im trying to address with this… what’s called compensation but it’s not like I’m gonna go spend the money, it’s just if we build this robot army do I have at least a strong influence over that robot army? Not control but a strong influence. Elon Musk, Tesla Q3 shareholder conference call, October 22, 2025 submitted by /u/Dwesaqe to r/RealTesla [link] [comments]

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https://www.pcgamer.com/gaming-industry/the-usd500-000-robot-servant-elon-musk-claims-will-sell-10-billion-units-by-2040-can-barely-walk-and-struggles-with-questions-like-where-can-i-get-a-coke/ The future is here, but don't expect much from it. The latest video of Tesla's "Optimus" robot, which is supposed to be a pillar of the company's future, shows the robot struggling to do anything for almost a minute straight. The video was posted on X (formerly Twitter) last week by Marc Benioff, the CEO of Salesforce who recently boasted about replacing 4,000 "heads" (employees) with AI, calling it the "Agentforce." Benioff gifted that same awkward term to Musk's robot in his tweet. "Elon’s Tesla Optimus is here," Benioff wrote. "Dawn of the physical Agentforce revolution, tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer! Congrats [Elon Musk], and thank you for always being so kind to me!" The video, which has been reposted on Bluesky, shows Benioff and Musk talking to a gold Optimus robot, which says it's "just chilling" to kick things off. Benioff then asks, "Hey Optimus, do you know where I can get a coke?" The robot seems to really struggle with that one. It replies, "Sorry I don't… Have real-time info, but I can take you to the kitchen if you want to check for a coke there." Even that seems to be asking a lot of Optimus. It stands there staring at the camera with its soulless void of a face for several seconds, and Musk can be heard off camera saying, "I think we need to give it a bit more… room." The robot finally lurches into motion with a sound like rattling plastic and hobbles down an aisle in an empty office (apparently toward a kitchen, which may or may not have coke). Off camera, Musk is quick to add, "It'll be able to walk a lot faster." For context, this is the robot that just last week Musk claimed will eventually make up "80% of Tesla's value." Benioff claims in his tweet that the robot will be "tackling human work for $200K–$500K. Productivity game-changer!" If Optimus can't even retrieve drinks for $500,000, it's hard to believe it's a "game-changer" of any kind, let alone worth betting Tesla's future on. Despite that, Musk has repeatedly insisted these humanoid robots are the future, even claiming there will be 10 billion of them wandering the Earth by 2040 (for at least $20,000 each). Even its most impressive skill, the ability to walk on two legs, isn't all that special. As BlueSky user El Gato Astronomico‬ put it in a comment, "Walking without falling over is both extremely hard to accomplish and by far the easiest thing to get a robot to do, so this thing is like 11% as good as Boston Dynamics atlas from 7 years ago, 3% towards being able to do anything that could be considered useful and 0.05% towards doing it below cost." Another commenter summed up the whole demo, saying, "Imagine how much it doesn’t work if this is the video they put out." Even if Optimus knew where to find a coke, it appears to still have joint-less mannequin arms, so it couldn't have picked up a drink anyway. submitted by /u/ControlCAD to r/musked [link] [comments]

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