Birthday Card

A birthday card

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Tillie got a £400 Nintendo Switch 2 for her birthday. What did the others get when they grew up in poverty, a nice card?

Ashtonian you might yet get your 100th birthday card by whoever is king or queen of UK in the future, with your sense of humour! Groaners would never be Groaners without you! Thanks for that. May you keep active, keep enjoying, and keep smiling for as long possible I say!

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I am not The OOP, OOP is u/BinanoSplat Found out my girlfriend is cheating on me. Giving her this card tonight at my birthday dinner. Originally posted to r/pics Original Post - wayback machine March 23, 2016 OOP posted to pics of the card, the front and the inside The Front of the Card reads: THIS CARD WILL FEEL HEAVY (with a picture of a weight coming down) Inside the Card is a taped key and reads: Now that you're single, you don't need to feel guilty about your sexually charged texts w/ Michael, going on dates w/ Jared, or about getting drinks tomorrow with Heidi Derek RELEVANT COMMENTS Qu1nlan How ya doing, OP? How'd you find out? OOP She left her Facebook messenger open to a pretty damning conversation when she handed me her laptop once. I continued to snoop. I feel bad, but not that bad ~ j-sap 592 You going to do this in front of everyone or wait until everyone has left? OOP It's just a birthday dinner for two. Not gonna get a crowd involved. ~ bhwork Can't upvote this enough, you should keep a decent amount of photo evidence of the house/apt you live in. Enough to corroborate any claims you may make if she decides to go ape shit on your home. OOP She doesn't have a key to my place, fortunately. I didn't live with her. I was just there all the time. ~ NowImSweating See you at the top of the front page OP. We're all expecting updates. OOP God it needs to slow down or else she'll see it. sigmatic_minor Its already on the front page (that's how I saw this). Maybe delete and just make a new post after dinner? (PLEASE update us!!) Update Same Day UPDATE: IT'S RUINED....THANKS REDDIT Her bestie found this and called her. I don't know how he knew we were even still dating considering how she's been hiding that fact from everyone. She just called me. I'll do my best to transcribe the conversation from memory. Me: Hey what's up? Her: I was calling to ask you that. Me: I'm getting some Mexican food. Her: Well Aaron called me and asked me if I was okay. Me: yeah? Her: He asked if you had done anything embarrassing today. Then he sent me a picture. So is there anything you want to say to me? Me: I don't wanna say anything to you. In fact, I don't think I wanna talk to you ever again. looooooooooong pause Me: Do you understand why? Her: I don't understand anything. Me: Oh yeah? Her: I think you're disrespecting me. internally facepalm Me: If me posting a funny picture is disrespectful, then what is cheating and lying about it? Her: Who's cheating? Me: Go fuck yourself. I'll leave the key in your mailbox. BONUS UPDATE The envelope the card was in: https://imgur.com/nU0fWc7 FINAL COMMENTS the_magic_loogi Funny that since her actual name isn't mentioned in the post and they were still able to figure out who it was. "Wait, my friend has been doing things with those guys named behind HER boyfriend's back! And it's HIS birthday today! I gotta warn her!" Guess she wasn't keepin it very quiet! At least you're done with it OP! ~ TurboFucked Wait a second...Your ex is such a humongous shit-berry that her best friend recognizes her shit-berry behavior in a greeting card on the internet. OOP Aaron is her best friend and ex boyfriend. Don't think anything was going on there, but idk. It was a very strange situation. ~ Intnop We told you to delete and repost, bro, we told you! OOP I'm so sorry. And OOP with more on Aaron and the relationship He's her best friend and ex boyfriend. It was strange. Side note: She was allowed to hang out with him ad libitum and even let him stay the night on her couch, but the moment I talked about any other woman, I was a shit eating cheater. THIS IS A REPOST SUB - I AM NOT THE OOP DO NOT CONTACT THE OOP's OR COMMENT ON LINKED POSTS, REMEMBER - RULE 7 submitted by /u/Direct-Caterpillar77 to r/BestofRedditorUpdates [link] [comments]

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the tiny bottom text was a nightmare but i’m really happy with how it turned out :-) we both got into the tcg pocket app last year, so i thought he’d enjoy having his own custom card ! submitted by /u/Vogue_Wh0re to r/pokemon [link] [comments]

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